WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2, 2025
...few persons seemed to care: It may be time for Chainsaw Charley to stop payment on those checks!
We refer, of course, to Elon Musk—to the million-dollar checks he handed out in Wisconsin over the weekend.
Along the way, he transitioned from Chainsaw to Cheesehead Charley. His peculiar behavior is fully visible—has been for a long time.
Is something "wrong" with this influential person? It's time for us to ask. Also, it's time for us to start using our words to describe him as he actually is—but that's a topic for another time, perhaps for next week's reports.
For today, the stumblebum took a defeat in last night's Wisconsin election. His odd behaviors didn't seem to sell among Badger State voters. Then too, there's what this visibly strange person said to Bret Baier last Friday evening.
From the start, Baier referred to his interview subject as "Elon." We showed you the words of that guest in Monday's report.
Musk was sitting for an imitation of an interview with seven alleged associates. Four minutes into the session, this exchange occurred:
BAIER (3/28/25): For you, what's the most astonishing thing you've found out in this process?
MUSK: The sheer amount of waste and fraud in the government. It is astonishing. It’s mind-blowing. Just—we routinely encounter wastes of a billion dollars or more. Casually.
You know, for example, like the simple survey that was—literally, a ten-question survey. You could do it with SurveyMonkey—it would cost about $10,000. The government was being charged almost a billion dollars for that.
BAIER: For just a survey.
MUSK: A billion dollars for a simple online survey, "Do you like the National Park?" And then, there appeared to be no feedback loop for what would be done with that survey. So the survey would just go into nothing. It was like insane.
Thanks to the invaluable Rev, you can see the transcript and the videotape of the Fox News session simply by clicking here.
At any rate, sad! In the exchange we've posted, the richest person in D.C. had lobbed a silly softball at the planet's richest person. Just this once, we'll let you ask us to perform a translation:
Translation, Softball to English:
BAIER: What's the most astonishing thing you've found out in this process?
ENGLISH: Please say whatever you want our millions of viewers to hear.
So it can go with the persons who people the (so-called) Fox News Channel. And so it can go when a person like Musk replies.
Musk seemed to be making a rather remarkable claim. Everything is always possible, of course—but this is what he had now said:
According to Musk, "the government" had paid "a billion dollars" (originally, almost a billion dollars) for a simple bit of product which should have cost ten grand. Moments later, one of fellow's alleged associates made the claim more specific:
BAIER: But you're finding the money. I mean, it's big numbers, right?
STEVE DAVIS: Yeah. Like Elon said, the minimum impulse bit is often a billion dollars.
For example, the $830 million, which was the online survey, that's an enormous amount of money that wouldn't have been found if the DOGE team wasn't working with, in that case, the Department of Interior.
But then, taking it one step further, DOGE then publishes these things on our website for maximum transparency. It would have been impossible for the general public to have seen that. Now, anyone can just log into DOGE.gov anytime and see these payments as— They're not yet in real time. They're close, but they'll probably be in real time within the next few weeks.
With that, the facts had been nailed own. Or was it just a set of claims?
We were now less than five minutes into this "interview session. Baier seemed to have cast himself in the role of potted plant.
The initial billion-dollar claim had been nailed down. Now, a very unusual bit of conduct occurred. Within the halls of CBS News, some persons now published a fact-check!
Why do we call that conduct unusual? Simple! Given the kinds of person who now people our mainstream news orgs, it seems to occur to very few people that a claim like that, broadcast to millions, should be subject to public review.
On its face, Elon's clam was startling. Plainly, it had been intended to seem that way.
That said, was the claim in question accurate? Was the startling claim really true? From within the halls of CBS News, an initially typo-riddled fact-check piece started exactly like this:
Musk makes false claim about billion-dollar National Park survey
Elon Musk claimed in a Fox News interview Thursday night that the Department of Government Efficiency, known as DOGE, frequently uncovers "billions" in government waste, citing a supposed $1 billion survey about National Parks as an example.
CBS News found no evidence that the Department of the Interior spent or planned to spend that much on a survey or on any single contract.
[...]
Later in the Fox News interview, Steve Davis, who works closely with Musk at DOGE, said that the online survey was part of an $830 million contract by the Department of the Interior that DOGE stopped.
Do the fact-check began.
By now, the initial typos have been corrected. Having said that, Say what?
CBS News "found no evidence" that this jaw-dropping claim was true? Eventually, the fact-check added this:
CBS News has reached out repeatedly to the White House for more information. The Department of the Interior declined to comment.
No $830 million contract is visible on DOGE's online "wall of receipts," the list of contracts the group said it has terminated. According to data published on the site, only five canceled contracts have a total estimated value of over $800 million, and none are from the Department of the Interior.
In the interview Davis also said "[DOGE] publishes these things on our web site for maximum transparency. So, now, the general public—it would have been impossible for the general public to have seen that. Now, anyone can just log into doge.gov anytime and see these payments as they are not yet in real time."
But CBS News and other news organizations have been reporting for weeks on the errors and overstatements of savings that have been posted there.
Oof! As you can see right in its headline, CBS News seemed to be saying that the DOGEmaster's startling claim has been false! CBS also seemed to slap aside Davis' claim about transparency.
Continuing directly, CBS even said this:
DOGE recently re-formatted their website making it more difficult for the general public to confirm savings and cancellations. Anyone accessing the "wall of receipts" page needs to manually navigate through 711 webpages to see the entire list of contracts, 923 webpages for grants and another 68 pages for cancelled or expired leases.
Available federal contracting data does not show any individual contract valued at over $800 million awarded by the Department of the Interior over the last 17 years. The DOGE "wall of receipts" currently lists 366 cancelled contracts for the Department of the Interior; 199 of those are listed as $0 in savings. The total savings DOGE claims for the remainder adds up to only $144 million.
The three largest alleged savings for canceled contracts associated with the Department of the Interior on the "wall of receipts" are for $37 million, $23.5 million and $10.75 million. The latter two appear to be mislabeled and are actually USAID contracts.
So said CBS News. But are those claims really true?
Let's go ahead and use our words. CBS News seemed to be describing stumblebum conduct on the part of these masters of the known world.
We're showing you what CBS wrote. We can't tell you, with ultimate certainty, what is actually true—but we can tell you this:
By now, the fellow in question seems to have has been involved in endless misstatements of truth. In one example, his stumblebum conduct had led the commander to make this famous oration:
THE PRESIDENT (3/4/25): We’re also identifying shocking levels of incompetence and probable fraud in the Social Security program for our seniors and that our seniors and people that we love rely on. Believe it or not, government databases list 4.7 million Social Security members from people aged 100 to 109 years old.
It lists 3.6 million people from ages 110 to 119. I don’t know any of them. I know some people that are rather elderly, but not quite that elderly.
(LAUGHTER)
3.47 million people from ages 120 to 129.
3.9 million people from ages 130 to 139.
3.5 million people from ages 140 to 149.
And money is being paid to many of them, and we’re searching right now.
In fact, Pam [Bondi], good luck. Good luck. You’re going to find it.
But a lot of money is paid out to people because it just keeps getting paid and paid, and nobody does—and it really hurts Social Security and hurts our country.
1.3 million people from ages 150 to 159. And over 130,000 people, according to the Social Security databases, are age over 160 years old.
We have a healthier country than I thought, Bobby [Kennedy Jr.].
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
Including, to finish, 1,039 people between the ages of 220 and 229; one person between the age of 240 and 249; and one person is listed at 360 years of age—
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Joe Biden!
(LAUGHTER)
THE PRESIDENT: —more than 100 years older than our country.
But we’re going to find out where that money is going, and it’s not going to be pretty.
By slashing all of the fraud, waste, and theft we can find, we will defeat inflation, bring down mortgage rates, lower car payments and grocery prices, protect our seniors, and put more money in the pockets of American families.
(APPLAUSE)
Are we still supposed to believe that those insinuations and claims were true? Later in the session with Baier, another associate made a very murky reference to those dramatic claims.
The earlier, dramatic claims had been rendered quite hard to parse. Baier never mentioned the earlier clams, or the apparent problems.
How do persons behave on the Fox News Channel? Baier's laconic semi-interview gave us one example.
That said, how do persons behave in the major journalistic and academic realms of our own Blue America?
All in all, many persons in those realms behave as if they don't much care about such apparent gong-shows. Presentations like these tend to come and go, with little front-page reporting or assessment.
In the face of this widespread disinterest, persons like the commander and his lieutenant are thus free to indulge in such conduct.
In a very unusual bit if behavior, CBS News ran a fact-check! This fact-check has been cited nowhere. Simply put, elite persons who "went to the finest schools" don't much seem to care.
What is the truth about the Musk/Davis claim? In part because of Blue America's lazy elites, we can't necessarily tell you.
For amusement purposes only, we can offer this early clip from this week's Conversation between Collins and Stephens.
The column appeared in yesterday's New York Times. At one point, the persons say this:
Nothing Ever Goes Wrong in Trump’s White House
[...]
Gail: We’re seeing trillions of reports from town hall meetings held by members of Congress where their outraged constituents complain about programs that were frozen at the behest of Elon Musk.
Musk, of course, is frequently rated the richest man in the world. More and more Americans are beginning to wonder about trusting their financial future to a guy who thinks 20 million dead people are collecting Social Security.
You’ve always been a let’s-spend-less conservative, right? Any hope you can offer up on this one?
Bret: I suspect historians will one day remember the Department of Government Efficiency the way we now remember lobotomies. It seemed, to some at the time, like a good idea.
Oof! The center-left Collins mocked the startling claims about Social Security claim; in his reply, the center-right Stephens unloosed an L-bomb. As the colloquy continued, Stephens stated an obvious point, then made an intriguing reference:
Bret: The problem isn’t that we shouldn’t pare down spending or rethink the org chart of the federal bureaucracy or get rid of agencies or departments that may be doing more harm than good....
The problem is that competence and execution matter; that public input matters; that the federal government is not a tech company where you can afford to move fast and break things; and that you can’t afford to take a hammer to a problem that requires a scalpel without grievously injuring your patient. As for Musk, I’ve been calling him “the Donald of Silicon Valley” for years.
Say what? The Donald of Silicon Valley? Luckily, Stephens provided a link to a column from 2018. Headline included, here's the way that column started:
Elon Musk, the Donald of Silicon Valley
He is prone to unhinged Twitter eruptions. He can’t handle criticism. He scolds the news media for its purported dishonesty and threatens to create a Soviet-like apparatus to keep tabs on it. He suckers people to fork over cash in exchange for promises he hasn’t kept. He’s a billionaire whose business flirts with bankruptcy. He’s sold himself as an establishment-crushing iconoclast when he’s really little more than an unusually accomplished B.S. artist. His legions of devotees are fanatics and, let’s face it, a bit stupid.
I speak of Tesla chief executive Elon Musk, the Donald Trump of Silicon Valley.
[...]
[Tesla] has rarely turned a profit in its nearly 15-year existence. Senior executives are fleeing like it’s an exploding Pinto, and the company is in an ugly fight with the National Transportation Safety Board. It burns through cash at a rate of $7,430 a minute, according to Bloomberg. It has failed to meet production targets for its $35,000 Model 3, for which more than 400,000 people have already put down $1,000 deposits, and on which the company’s fortunes largely rest.
Also, the car is a lemon. Like the old borscht belt joke, the food is lousy and the portions are so small.
Rightly or wrongly, Stephens had Musk pegged as a major BS-artist even in 2018. The column continued from there.
For the record, we don't know if Stephens' mockery of the quality of the Tesla was accurate back then. We don't know if his portrait has held up over time.
We were intrigued to see that the Stephens had been mocking this display rack for cheeseheads and 3-year-old kids even way back then.
We'll summarize today's findings, then leave you with a question:
Persons on the Fox News Channel often say the darndest things. They may also stage Potemkin interviews with the world's richest apparent human.
Also, persons within Blue America's elites may not much seem to care.
CBS News conducted a substantial fact-check of the latest remarkable claim. Other big orgs didn't. Nor did the CBS effort produce a bit of discussion. Over here in Blue America, our own persons don't seem to care!
The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but these are some of the persons shaping our D-minus discourse. That said, could something be "wrong' with Elon Musk?
If so, that would be a tragic loss of human potential. Tomorrow, the ketamine files.
Tomorrow: Three major news orgs published reports. Can you guess what happened next?