THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 2026
...French said, Not so fast: European literature is said to begin with the war poem known as the Iliad. Midway through the ancient text, Achilles is sulking in his tents, down along the shore.
Insulted by Agamemnon, Achilles is refusing to participate in the Achaeans' attempt to sack Troy. Odysseus is sent to win this mightiest warrior back.
It's a sobering assignment. In translation, we moderns are told this:
"Ajax and Odysseus made their way at once where the battle lines of breakers crash and drag, praying hard to the god who moves and shakes the earth that they might bring the proud heart of Achilles round with speed and ease."
No one is eager to confront this mighty warrior's rage. But when they arrive at Achilles' tents, this is what they find:
Reaching the Myrmidon shelters and their ships,
they found him there, delighting his heart now,
plucking strong and clear on the fine lyre—
beautifully carved, its silver bridge set firm—
he won from the spoils when he razed Eetion's city.
Achilles was lifting his spirits with it now,
singing the famous deeds of fighting heroes.
Across from him Patroclus sat alone, in silence,
waiting for Aeacus' son to finish with his song.
As beloved Patroclus looks on, mighty Achilles is lifting his spirits by singing a tribal song! This was all happening down by the shore, "where the breakers crash and drag."
Over this past weekend, it may have been a bit like that at the New York Times. In his new column for the Times, Jamelle Bouie almost seemed to be singing a (familiar) song sung Blue:
Minneapolis May Be Trump’s Gettysburg
That was the headline on Bouie's column. A separate column by Ezra Klein seemed to suggest this same pleasing notion:
The misbehavior of federal troops in Minnesota might be this president's Gettysburg—perhaps even his Waterloo!
We Blues have sung this song again and again, dating all the way back to 2015. In June of that year, Candidate Trump's peculiar remarks about John McCain were going to bring his campaign to an end.
Later, we heard the same claim about the crude remarks the fellow had offered on the Access Hollywood videotape.
Eleven years later, we Blues almost seem to be singing that same song all over again. But at that very same New York Times, David French had a different view.
David French is nobody's fool. His personal history isn't Blue, but he's thoroughly NeverTrump.
His new column poses a terrible warning—a warning worthy of Cassandra, daughter of Troy's King Priam. Headline included, his column starts like this:
This Is Not a Drill
It’s only February, and the November elections are already in peril.
When I think back to the days and weeks before Jan. 6, 2021, one thing that’s clear is that many of us suffered from a failure of imagination. We knew President Trump’s lies and conspiracy mongering were dangerous, but it’s hard to think of a single person who predicted that a MAGA mob would storm the Capitol.
Very few people anticipated the sheer scale and scope of the effort to overturn the election or that an incredible 147 Republicans would vote not to certify Joe Biden’s clear and unambiguous presidential victory. We did not realize that they would go along with something that plainly corrupt and dangerous.
We must not make that mistake again.
Bouie was picturing a Waterloo—but French was aggressively saying this:
Fellow scribe, not so fast!
November's elections "are already in peril," French said at the start of his column. In the handful of days since his column appeared, his warning has emerged as prophetic.
What the Hellespont was the columnist talking about? Given the president's declining approval ratings, how could the indolent forces of Blue America fail to win the day in November's elections?
How could we fail to win back the House? Based on a bit of extremely strange recent conduct, French proceeded to lay it out. Eventually, he imagined this state of play as this year's elections draw near:
[T]his is not a normal election year.
Now, in October, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which rapidly expanded throughout the year, is running large-scale operations in Democratic-controlled cities. Hundreds if not thousands more American citizens have been caught in the dragnet. So have thousands of lawful residents.
Citizens, lawful residents and undocumented immigrants alike have been shackled and transported to brutal detention facilities in Texas and Florida.
Despite repeated court orders holding that federal officials cannot stop, much less detain, anyone purely on the basis of perceived ethnicity, the stops are still happening on a daily basis in cities across the United States.
That's the way it will be, French prophesies, by the time of November's elections. In his column, he pictures a state of play in which nonwhite citizens are afraid to go the polls because the polls are under federal guard.
He offers much more detail in his dystopian musing. Along the way, he says this:
"The horrifying thing about our current moment is that not a single aspect of the scenario above is far-fetched. In fact, some of it is already happening."
Question:
Can something like that actually happen here? When French's column appeared, he cited the recent, extremely peculiar federal raid on the Fulton County election center, with Tulsi Gabbard on the scene, heroically directing the commander's federal troops.
Massive volumes of records were carted off in support of the president's undying claim that he actually won the 2020 election. As French notes in his column, the sitting president is so delusional that he has even revived the lunatic "Italian satellite theory," according to which "Italian military satellites hacked the 2020 election."
Yes, that's correct. Even that!
Many observers were able to see the Fulton County raid as a threat to basic American process. That said, could French's detailed prophesy actually turn out to be true?
Sadly, this:
In the handful of days since the column appeared, the president has angrily said that we ought to "nationalize" this year's elections. And then, Steve Bannon delivered the coup de grace on his WarRoom program.
As reported by Mediaite, here's what the gentleman said:
You’re damn right we’re gonna have ICE surround the polls come November. We’re not gonna sit here and allow you to steal the country again. And you can whine and cry and throw your toys out of the pram all you want, but we will never again allow an election to be stolen.
President Trump has to nationalize the election. You’ve got to put—not just, I think, ICE—you’ve got to call up the 82nd and 101st Airborne [Divisions] on the Insurrection Act. You’ve got to get around every poll and make sure only people with IDs, people … actually registered to vote and people that are United States citizens vote in this election
ReplyDeleteSend the army to Minneapolis, Mr. President; send an overwhelming force. That's the only way to deal with anti-American globalist insurrection. The only way to drain the swamp in this day 'n age.
And while at it, cancel elections for the next 50 years Mr. President. We don't need no stinking elections, because they are rigged by globalist insurrectionists anyway!
Keep on going Mr. President, keep draining the swamp!
Useless dumbness get lost. You are not welcome here.
DeleteRe the comment at 10:50: apparently the staff at the Onion are now writing comments here.
DeleteIt’s not possible to do too much auditing of past elections. The audit won’t be harmful, because it can’t affect the past. It might be valuable if it exposes some type of fraud that can be fixed going forward. This is obvious, yet many people have been convinced that such an audit IS harmful. — is something to oppose. Impressive persuasion!
ReplyDeleteYou’re such a fucking fascist jackass
DeleteDickhead is excited to have the same convicted felon who incited an insurrection and attack on the Capitol of our country, is recorded twisting the arm of the Georgia S.o.S. to "find him" 11780 votes - just enough to swing the state into his column - dickhead is excited to have him personally do an audit. Even though under our Constitution, the Executive has no role to play in elections. You can't make this shit up.
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DeleteWhy, David, hopefully it will affect the past, in the sense that the Autopen administration will be officially declared illegitimate.
We already know that Fulton County Georgia added 315000 "votes" from some random piece of toilet paper to the total. In the most blatant violation of Due Process.
Just recently, our resident Soros-monkeys were positively worshiping Due Process. Due Process was their God. But now Due Process is nothing to our resident Soros-monkeys. Now Due Process is not worth paying attention to.
So, so funny.
It's not an audit. As your homework, David, please outline in three paragraphs why this is not an audit. There's one obvious place to start. See if you can discern it.
DeleteIlya - are you just quibbling about the word "audit", or do you have a substantive point?
DeleteDavid,
DeleteThe question is: do you have a substantive point? I'll give you a hint where you can get started on your homework: an audit implies an impartial third party. Please, flesh this out and discuss.
"quibbling" - Christ what a fucking asshole you are, dickhead
DeleteGet the fuck out of here fascist DiChead.
DeleteOK. Looks like we're debating semantics, Ilya. Definition of audit:
Delete1. An examination of records or financial accounts to check their accuracy.
We are indeed talking about examining records to check their accuracy.
Seizing the data by the Trump administration violates the 10th amendment, DiC.
DeleteDickhead is not discussing in good faith. He is a fucking troll cunt piece of shit. Don't waste your time with that 90-year-old fascist.
Delete"The audit won’t be harmful, because it can’t affect the past."
DeleteThis is where your stunning gullibility displays itself.
There are 2 possible outcomes of this 'audit':
1) nothing, since there's nothing to find;
2) Blondi, Trump et al. use it as an excuse to kick up dust about fake findings they've made based on the audit, potentially setting the stage for federal intervention where none is needed.
I hate to say it but Trump is too ethical and soft to deal with the hateful, violent, terrorist Democrat party.
ReplyDeleteGo ahead, say it.
DeleteHorrific.
ReplyDeleteAn illegal alien driving a semi-truck has just crashed head-on into a van of Amish men, killing 4 of them.
It appears the trucking company that employed the illegal is based out of California and is known as a "chameleon carrier".
...which are trucking companies that re-register under new names to evade safety violations.
The Amish men who lost their lives to this illegal alien are:
Henry Eicher, 50.
His sons: Menno Eicher, 25, and Paul Eicher, 19.
and Simon Girod, 23.
There will be no protests for them.
Their story won't be in the mainstream news.
Please pray for their families.
fuck you, troll
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DeleteI'm praying for your soul, retarded Soros-monkey @11:34.
It's never too late, retarded Soros-monkey; repent, and you'll be forgiven.
Sources are saying the truck driver had applied for asylum which means he was not illegal.
DeleteFucking Amish should be arrested for driving those dangerous fucking buggy's down the middle of highways. What the fuck those simpletons expect? Real Americans drive pick me up trucks made of steel.
DeleteCould this actually happen here? Sadly, of course it could!
ReplyDeleteWhen the country is infested with fascist racist bastards like Dickhead in Cal, of course it is possible. There are no lines king orange chickenshit could cross that would make dickhead stop approving.
Trivially true, my friend. It is both fascinating and frightening. The dead stare behind Miller's eyes represents millions of his followers.
DeleteBouie and Klein are in the battle. It is why they write what they do. Somerby is an ass.
ReplyDeleteMassive volumes of records were carted off in support of the president's undying claim that he actually won the 2020 election. As French notes in his column, the sitting president is so delusional that he has even revived the lunatic "Italian satellite theory," according to which "Italian military satellites hacked the 2020 election."
ReplyDeleteSince you occupants of Blue America only see what you want to see, maybe those records were taken to explain why there is a huge discrepancy regarding the number of absentee ballots that were casted in Fulton County in 2020.
As pointed out on X by Cleta Mitchell that is linked to on today's RealClearPolitics page:
And here's the REAL kicker about the 2020 Fulton County absentee ballots:
148,319 absentee ballots were counted in the 2020 General Election from Fulton County…
but only 125,784 voters are recorded as casting an absentee ballot.
There are 25,534 more ballots counted than there are voters recorded as having voted by absentee ballot in Fulton County in 2020.
Remember: the margin between President Trump and Joe Biden was 11,779 votes...and that was the THIRD certified number and didn't match either of the first two counts....the counties could not get their numbers to match from the first count to the second to the third.....
@GaSecofState Brad Raffensperger has NEVER explained that...
Gee, it sure looks like there was ballot stuffing going on to me. And where there is smoke, there is fire.
what is trumptard spewing? can anyone translate?
DeleteSorry. Best to let it be. They are having an acute mental crisis. It'll pass.
DeleteOnly foreign trolls say “casted” instead of cast.
DeleteUsing Cleta fucking Mitchell as your reference. Sure dude. Here is the real kicker. Multiple audits conducted under Republican stewardship show you are completely full of shit, along with Cletus.
Delete"148,319 absentee ballots were counted in the 2020 General Election from Fulton County…
Deletebut only 125,784 voters are recorded as casting an absentee ballot.
There are 25,534 more ballots counted than there are voters recorded as having voted by absentee ballot in Fulton County in 2020."
Q: How come your math doesn't work? 25,534 +
125,784 does not equal 148,319.
You're not stupid, are you?
Unmoderated comment sections inevitably degenerate.
ReplyDeleteComments are insane
Deletelunatics are upon us
winter howls blithely
...my haiku on this comment section.
Lowku if you ask me.
DeleteI like the way Dogface illustrates his own point.
DeleteJust like when you're hiking -- backpacking -- to a faraway destination, it is difficult to discern where you are in your journey; how many more ascends you're going to have; how many obstacles you will encounter.
ReplyDeleteWe know that Trump -- the cabal that is his administration -- understand that the '26 election, conducted normally, will produce a significant Democratic majority in the house and maybe even in the senate. The cabal understands that this would impede their agenda, and maybe even slow down the slide towards fascism. We can certainly see that they are exploring different avenues to thwart democracy.
In their trek to achieve complete dominance, the fascists encounter various temporary setbacks, local minima, as I call them. These are just temporary. They will keep on climbing and eventually they will get there. Yes, they will float different ideas out there to see which one can stick. They will do an "audit" in Fulton county and claim...something. It'll be just weirdly bizarre as Gabbard's earlier excited claims about Obama's treason. Nonetheless, they will sway enough of the cult to support it. The Times will report on it at face value.
We are hiking -- we are being marched -- towards fascism and there isn't much we can do to stop it.
It is kind of like that fascist FBI agent telling Fulton Co, one way or another, the boxes of ballots are going to be removed. One way or another, they are going to rip the Constitution to shreds.
DeleteThe illegal Atlanta ballot raid has nothing to do with 2020 and everything to do with 2026. Get your head out your asses.
DeleteKarolilne Leavitt had a real "gotcha". She said the Dems who claimed that Russians were behind Trump's victory in 2016 should be happy to see past elections audited.
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DeleteWho cares what retarded Democrats are happy or unhappy to see?
Sam Harris speaks with Jonathan Rauch about the emergence of fascism in American politics.
Delete"Yes, It's Fascism,"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zq9Zh8DjZo
Go fuck yourself, dickhead.
'Karolilne Leavitt had a real "gotcha". She said the Dems who claimed that Russians were behind Trump's victory in 2016 should be happy to see past elections audited."
DeleteThis is a really dumb comment.
If I was influenced by Russian social media posting to vote for Trump, that influence would not be revealed in an election audit, which focuses on ballot tabulations and the internal consistency of ballot data.
No one is asserting that Russia interfered with the mechanical processes of voting.
Duh.
True, and we were all conscripted long ago, as defenders of American imperialism, which is now being turned in on itself.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed this essay by Bob, the man can turn a phrase.
Leroy
Which phrase do you especially admire?
DeleteFuck David in Cal?
DeleteAnd those who resist are out protesting risking life and limb. What’s Somerby doing? Watching Gutfeld.
DeleteThis was meant for Ilya @1:04
ReplyDeleteAnd 1:25 was me, Leroy. Shit, guess I'll have to log into my google account to make my comments work right. Dammit
Delete“ In the end, Achilles abandoned his lyre and returned to the battle.”
ReplyDeleteThe grammys being over…”
Democrats never listen!! You didn’t get the message on the last election? You scum bags are pissed because Trump he is deporting your constituents, you all know that you lost the minority vote long ago.
ReplyDeleteOkey dokey.
DeleteAI WordSalad2.0.
DeleteBREAKING: New 2028 presidential poll shows Kamala Harris as the Democratic frontrunner, per Rasmussen.
ReplyDeleteHarris: 34%
Newsom: 20%
Shapiro: 10%
Buttigieg: 10%
AOC: 7%
name recognition
DeleteRasmussen, the Wrong-Way Peachfuzz of polls.
DeleteTrolls gotta troll.
DeleteWhat a joy, what a joy. And such a great excuse to get drunk!