TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27, 2026
...the future tries to emerge: And so, today, it has come to this!
There it is, in the New York Times! If we're willing to state the truth just for once, this is our nation's deeply underdeveloped political culture in action:
Obama’s ‘Cheesecake Factory’ Jab Rankles Trump on Mississippi Campaign Stop
Former President Barack Obama had cast his successor as out of touch while jabbing at his extravagant sense of style. Mr. Trump responded at length.
Pitifully but accurately, that's the dual headline which sits atop the New York Times report. President Obama had indeed offered a jab, and President Trump had responded at length.
In fairness, it wasn't quite as nutty / stupid as the sitting president's discussions of Jon Husted's ascot. But it was stupid enough to define our flailing political culture.
Filling you in on the inanity in question, the actual report in the Times had started out like this:
Obama’s ‘Cheesecake Factory’ Jab Rankles Trump on Mississippi Campaign Stop
Former President Barack Obama has struck a nerve with President Trump.
Mr. Trump took time from campaign issues to defend his fixation on remodeling the White House in his second term on Monday after Mr. Obama jabbed that “he’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.”
Mr. Trump spoke for several minutes about the remark on his way to a campaign swing in Mississippi, then delivered an extensive aside there on the White House ballroom, helipad and other projects. He was in the solidly Republican state, which has been shifting toward Democrats, as part of his swing through ruby red America to shore up candidates ahead of the midterms.
Mr. Trump...at times insisted he had spent “very little time” on redesigning the White House, parts of which he has demolished to make way for the new ballroom. But he also defended his focus on the renovations and eventually conceded that “I have fun doing it.”
Obama's "jab" about the Cheesecake Factory had triggered a discussion—one which got dumber and dumber. Later in his report for the Times, Chris Cameron describes the way "Trump administration officials and other Republicans responded with indignation" to Obama's joking remark, saying it showed that the former president is, in fact, an "elitist."
Cameron then checked his stopwatch regarding President Trump's reaction to the appalling remark:
No one appeared more insulted than Mr. Trump. In a six-minute gaggle with reporters on his way to Mississippi, the president devoted more than half his speaking time to Mr. Obama’s remarks. He spent comparatively little time repeating his unfounded claims of massive voter fraud.
“For you to say it’s a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president,” Mr. Trump said, before calling Mr. Obama “a stupid person.”
Once onstage, Mr. Trump devoted another six minutes to defending his makeover of the White House, and other parts of the nation’s capital.
“Nobody loved it like I do,” Mr. Trump said of the White House...
In truth, the sitting president's various remarks were substantially dumber, and made less sense, than Cameron lets on.
In this report for Mediaite, Kathryn Wilkens provides a second report on this pitiful piffle. She includes videotape of the huffing and puffing by President Trump as he decamps for the South.
Personally, we aren't fans of former president Obama's transition toward the role of stand-up comedian in chief, at times like these, in these post-presidential years. Meanwhile, the sheer stupidity of the MAGA pushback was evident on the Fox News Channel last night—for example, with resident nutcase Greg Gutfeld sounding off idiotically on The Five, the nation's most-watched "cable news" show.
You can go after Trump all you want. Don't go after the Cheesecake Factory, OK? You know, a lot of us don't have a personal chef. The Cheesecake Factory is a tribute to America. It is literally a melting pot, Jessica. That's why you hate it.
Scolding the program's designated punching bag, the nutcase told the liberal Tarlov that she hates The Cheesecake Factory because she hates America.
This is standard inanity on our failing nation's most-watched—and stupidest—"cable news" TV show. By the way, with a salary of $9 million per year, the resident nutcase could hire a chef if he ever chose to.
Alas, poor Gutfeld (age 62)! Increasingly, the manic insanity of this small, angry nut-ball defines the shape of American "news" and information flow.
At 10 p.m., when his own show aired, he opened by describing the way Bill Clinton still enjoys "banging skanks" at the White House, then offered a joke in which he rather unmistakably described former Vice President Harris as a "drunk, crazy bitch."
(It's the rare night on the Gutfeld! show when Harris isn't portrayed as a drunk.)
This is the stuff of primetime "news" within our braindead journalistic and academic culture. Incredibly, you have never seen the ugly content of this show described in the New York Times, or in the Atlantic, or even on any program on CNN or MS NOW.
Dearest darlings, use your heads! Giant salaries are at stake! It simply isn't done!
This is the ugly inanity our national culture has chosen. That said:
Over the weekend, even as this latest inanity was taking shape, we thought we saw a new improved batch of messaging starting to emerge.
Amy Acton is the Democratic nominee for governor of Ohio. She will probably win that race.
She won't be the Democratic Party's candidate for president two years hence. But last Saturday, she spoke at a rally in Cleveland. In part, she energetically offered this:
I'm an Ohio girl through and through. I grew up in Youngstown...
When I grew up, we didn't know what party you were in. We knew what union you were in!
We knew what branch of the military you served in, we knew where you worshipped. We knew what civic groups you were in. But the biggest thing we knew was that you had one another's back.
So said Candidate Acton, energetically, early on.
I'm a scrappy kid from Youngstown, she later said. And scrappy kids from Youngstown, we never back down from a fight!
We Blues badly need to find some scrappy kids. We don't need another comedian. We need to find a scrappy kid who might help let the future emerge.
Tomorrow, we'll look at the messaging in Acton's speech. It was delivered by a scrappy kid who's already 60 years old!
Tomorrow: Messaging from Candidate Acton
Thursday: What two C-Span callers had said
ReplyDeleteOnce Barak "Dumbocrat" Hussein's personal cook ordered from the Cheesecake Factory. And the very next day -- boom! -- he's dead. Drowned. That's what I heard anyway.
"the biggest thing we knew was that you had one another's back"
Oh, so that's the biggest thing she knows. Sounds exactly like something an irreparably damaged motherless child would say. Oh well.
12:48 - To be honest, your comment sounds like something that somone who is irreparably damaged would write.
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DeleteWhy don't you concentrate on your self-imposed mission here, bro: your tedious flirting with your fellow retarded Dumbocrat Corby. I'm not your type, believe me.
Let’s not restrict ourselves by type.
DeleteNone of this makes any sense. Why not take it offline?
DeleteWhy not play with yourself?
DeleteObama the Comedian is a coastal elite, a mile from Lake Michigan.
ReplyDeleteOh, so on Planet Dumbocrat Martha's Vineyard a mile from Lake Michigan?
DeleteThere isn't an inch between Epstein Island and the Republican Party.
DeleteThe Obama Library is a mile from Lake Michigan.
DeleteAmy Acton is a girl. Too bad she’s not running for President in ‘28. I’d vote for her.
ReplyDeleteFuck wrong with you?
DeleteThe GOP is the party of pedophiles.
Delete"Personally, we aren't fans of former president Obama's transition toward the role of stand-up comedian in chief, at times like these, in these post-presidential years."
ReplyDeletePeople make jokes in every day life without considering themselves stand-up comedians. It is part of human interaction. When people joke together, they don't evaluate each other's jokes for quality. They laugh, or not. No one in real life considers Obama's jokes to be auditioning for Somerby's job, or Gutfeld's. So why does Somerby frame it like this? To put down Obama as a bad comedian, obviously. But why do that?
If Somerby thinks that grim times should be treated only seriously, he doesn't understand the purpose of humor, which is to make the grim parts bearable, to lighten our loads. Humor plays an important role in physical and emotional healing. Humor is how we on the left are able to go forward when the right has been doing such tragic, awful things to people we care about.
Also, what Obama said about Trump's lack of taste is true. It isn't just a matter of opinion or of class (no billionaires are as tacky as Trump) but of education and intelligence, which Trump lacks. Obama is just pointing out the obvious.
Obama's point is that money can't buy Trump taste. Also, it can't buy him character, integrity, honesty, decency, youth, wisdom, or any other attribute that would make him a better president.
Some of us value history and wanted the White House and other spaces in DC to remain as historical sites that are significant to our nation. We didn't want them to be made into gaudy, ridiculous, casino-like structures that are tributes to Trump and not the people. Trump demolished the East Wing, traditionally the office of the First Lady, making it obvious that Melania wasn't doing her job. The gaping hole is a reminder of her incompetence and Trump's lack of caring about the kinds of issues first ladies pursue. He demonstrates that every time he shows guests the hole where the First Lady used to work.
If the right's insistence that Obama's library is ugly is also a way of saying they consider Obama himself ugly, the same is true of Trump's gold embellishments. Trump's superficial boasting and lies cover up a reality that is entirely different, much like the tacked on gold ornaments in the White House have nothing to do with the purpose and history of that edifice. Trump thinks those ornaments improve the White House, just as he thinks his spray tan and combover make him look like a normal man, but people see Trump as he really is and dislike the way our White House has been tarted up because Trump cannot appreciate what it represents in its original dignity.
All that gold makes Trump look an idiot, which he is. But it makes our nation look idiotic too, which we are not.
Well said.
DeleteHey Bob, why don't you send off some advice to Obama about not doing comedy. You have ample experience at that.
DeleteSomerby: We can't defeat those pesky Dems if we keep sounding so stupid.
ReplyDeleteFair point.
"We Blues badly need to find some scrappy kids. We don't need another comedian. We need to find a scrappy kid who might help let the future emerge.
ReplyDeleteEarth to Somerby. Obama has already BEEN president and is not running again. Even when a joke fails to land, audiences appreciate the effort. Obama is beloved. Trump is embarrassing. Deal with it.
Making "dad jokes" is part of a candidate showing he is a human being. There is no harm in it. If a Democratic surrogate like Obama can evoke this much uproar from Republicans, it benefits the left because it is directed toward someone who may evoke empathy among voters when he is targeted over something so inoffensive.
Why is Obama campaigning in the Midwest? He is trying to encourage African American voters to come out and vote on behalf of El Sayed and Acton and others who are not themselves black. His endorsement is important to getting out the black vote. When Somerby hints that Obama shouldn't be doing this, Somerby is working against the candidates Obama supports and FOR the right, assholes like Rogers and Ramaswamy.
This is an important election. ALL liberals need to focus on winning by as large a margin as possible, to prevent Trump and the right from claiming the election was stolen. That means encouraging Democrats to vote and SUPPORTING not denigrating those who are running.
Somerby is trying to undermine the left. Yesterday it was with subtle but negative criticisms of Acton. Today he is saying Obama is a bad stand-up and Democrats shouldn't be joking but should be more scrappy (i.e., are not currently scrappy enough). Tomorrow he will work against Acton some more. We don't need assholes like Somerby telling us we are doing things all wrong while pretending to be liberal. We need more Obama jokes and good natured encouragement from ALL Democrats, because that is how we can win.
If Somerby really wanted the left to win the midterms, he would shut the fuck up.
If Somerby really wanted the left to win elections, he would moderate his comment section to eliminate the right wing trolls infesting it. The right wing blogs do that routinely. Somerby instead makes this place a forum for trolls and bots who harrass the few liberal commenters.
DeleteThank you for this note.
DeleteSpot on.
DeleteGold is lustrous, ductile, malleable. It has a beautiful color, and it never tarnishes. A long tradition makes it a standard of value.
ReplyDeleteWe get it that Trump is mostly trying to conspicuously display his wealth. What actual function does gold curlicues above a fireplace serve? It may not tarnish but it will collect smoke residue if a fireplace is functional.
DeleteGold is for teeth, not children's toys. Notice that Trump never gives golden gifts to state visitors. It is him accepting things, never giving to others. That should have been a warning to Republican voters, but it was sadly ignored.
Gold is widely seen as tacky and gauche when used for decor.
DeleteNobody is surprised our tackiest president has diddled with our White House to make it look ugly.
My dentist doesn’t use gold because it’s so expensive.
DeleteGold is still good for jewelry.
DeleteTrump is a traitor to America.
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