SATURDAY: David Brooks talks the talk!

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2026

The gentleman gets it right: It reminded us of one of our favorite passages from literaturealthough, in fairness, there are surely many excellent passages we have never read.

(It reminded us of Willa Cather's treasured words in My Antonia. "I always knew I should live long enough to see my country girls come into their own," Cather's narrator says. For reasons we'll try to explain, we'll post the fuller passage below.)

For now, we're referring to what David Brooks said and did on last night's PBS NewsHour. The background here is simple:

The Supreme Court, in a 6-3 vote, had struck down a substantial portion of President Trump's treasured tariffs. In response, the president had call them (almost) every name in the book. 

There he went again! The president said he was "ashamed of certain members of the Court, absolutely ashamed for not having the courage to do what's right for our country." 

He said they were "a disgrace to our nation, those justices." He said they were "just being fools and lapdogs for the RINOs and the radical left Democrats."

"They're very unpatriotic," the president said, "and disloyal to our Constitution.  It's my opinion that the Court has been swayed by foreign interests," he said, with les Chinois specifically mentioned at one point. 

Before he was done, he even said that the six disloyal jurists were "an embarrassment to their families." Little was left unsaid. 

Last evening, on the NewsHour, Geoff Bennett mentioned this reaction. When he did, David Brooks said this:

BENNETT (2/20/26): "Disloyal to our Constitution." Is there a point at which the president's rhetoricmaybe we're already therebecomes corrosive to the institution itself?

BROOKS: Well, Donald Trump has never had an honest disagreement with somebody. And where you say, "Oh, I disagree with you," and without him going ad hominem.

And that is just his nature. It is the nature of somebody with a narcissistic personality disorder to think, "I am the center, and everything that's an assault on me cannot be anything but a shameful attack on all that is right and good."

Brooks went on from therebut he had used some technical medical language. We're hoping that's a badly needed first step down a long and winding road.

Is the sitting president caught in the grip of a narcissistic personality disorder?" And if so, what exactly does some such assessment actually mean?

Brooks was using technical diagnostic languagelanguage from the prevailing DSM-5. Assuming he meant what he said, he was saying that the president is afflicted with what is still often described as a "mental illness"but what does some medical diagnosis actually mean? 

Obviously, David Brooks is not a doctorate-holding clinical therapist. The president's niece, Mary L. Trump, actually is.

In her best-selling 2020 book, Too Much and Never Enough, she had offered a diagnosis which Brooks was now advancingbut she'd also moved beyond that one assessment. "A case could be made that he also meets the criteria for antisocial personality disorder, which in its most severe form is generally considered sociopathy," she had also said.

Dating back to the 1960s, the mainstream press has agreed that medical assessments of that type must never be a part of this nation's political discourse. In our view, that was always an excellent ruleuntil the time came when it suddenly wasn't.

In our view, Brooks did the right thing last night. He did the right thing when he walked away from that long-standing prohibition. Having said that, we'll also say this:

If we as a people ever move on to a productive discussion of such medical topics, we must learn to offer such diagnoses in sorrow rather than anger. Such provisional assessments must be offered as statements of concern, not as apparent insults.

Cather's narrator "always knew" that the disregarded immigrant girls he admired so deeply would go on to preside over the finest farms in the state of Nebraska. We ourselves had perhaps always suspected that David Brooks might be the person who would start to walk across a border line which was keeping the American nation, such as it is, from a mature discussion of the sitting president's impulses and behaviors.

We admire Brooks for apparently choosing to take that first step last night. That saidborrowing (in translation) from Chekhov's widely admired story, The Lady With the Lapdog, we'll also suggest this:

 "The end is still a long way away and the most complicated and difficult part [of this undertaking] is only just beginning."

What does it actually mean when some such medical diagnosis is advanced? What is actually being said about the person in question? Brooks broke through a barrier last night. He dropped the familiar colloquial turns of phrase and employed the specific medical language. 

Had we always suspected that he might be the one to go first? Last night, the analysts stared slack-jawed at their TV screens as they saw him actually do it. 

We were thunderstruck, as they were. Also, we thought of that treasured passage from Cather, whose narrator knew all along.

We'll return to this general topic next week. Last night, for all to see as he took a first step, David Brooks got it right.

Starting Monday: What do medical diagnoses of that type actually mean? How should they be advanced?

Cather (and her narrator) speak: For whatever reason, we thought of one of our favorite passages when we saw Brooks cross that line. 

At present, we Americans are confronted with a highly unusual political situation. We should perhaps find our frameworks of understanding off somewhere in the realm of high literature, thereby escaping our debilitating fixation on whatever it is that President Trump said ten seconds ago.

With respect to Cather's book, has anyone else ever advocated with such ardor? 

The situation Cather described had little to do with our current difficult state of affairs. But Cather's protagonist, Jim Burden, had always known that the immigrant girls he so deeply admired were going to prevail in the end. 

Had we ourselves perhaps suspected that David Brooks would one day walk across a prevailing line?

We love the ardor Cather's narrator expresses in support of the "immigrant girls." This is not our struggling nation's specific situation today, but it's a wonderful form of escape from the latest fusillade of insults from that one usual source:

My Antonia: Book Two, Chapter IX

There was a curious social situation in Black Hawk. All the young men felt the attraction of the fine, well-set-up country girls who had come to town to earn a living, and, in nearly every case, to help the father struggle out of debt, or to make it possible for the younger children of the family to go to school.

Those girls had grown up in the first bitter-hard times, and had got little schooling themselves. But the younger brothers and sisters, for whom they made such sacrifices and who have had ‘advantages,’ never seem to me, when I meet them now, half as interesting or as well educated. The older girls, who helped to break up the wild sod, learned so much from life, from poverty, from their mothers and grandmothers; they had all, like Ántonia, been early awakened and made observant by coming at a tender age from an old country to a new.

I can remember a score of these country girls who were in service in Black Hawk during the few years I lived there, and I can remember something unusual and engaging about each of them. Physically they were almost a race apart, and out-of-door work had given them a vigor which, when they got over their first shyness on coming to town, developed into a positive carriage and freedom of movement, and made them conspicuous among Black Hawk women.

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The Bohemian and Scandinavian girls could not get positions as teachers, because they had had no opportunity to learn the language. Determined to help in the struggle to clear the homestead from debt, they had no alternative but to go into service....but every one of them did what she had set out to do, and sent home those hard-earned dollars. The girls I knew were always helping to pay for ploughs and reapers, brood-sows, or steers to fatten.

One result of this family solidarity was that the foreign farmers in our county were the first to become prosperous. After the fathers were out of debt, the daughters married the sons of neighbors—usually of like nationality—and the girls who once worked in Black Hawk kitchens are to-day managing big farms and fine families of their own; their children are better off than the children of the town women they used to serve.

I thought the attitude of the town people toward these girls very stupid. If I told my schoolmates that Lena Lingard’s grandfather was a clergyman, and much respected in Norway, they looked at me blankly. What did it matter? All foreigners were ignorant people who couldn’t speak English. There was not a man in Black Hawk who had the intelligence or cultivation, much less the personal distinction, of Ántonia’s father. Yet people saw no difference between her and the three Marys; they were all Bohemians, all ‘hired girls.’

I always knew I should live long enough to see my country girls come into their own, and I have. To-day the best that a harassed Black Hawk merchant can hope for is to sell provisions and farm machinery and automobiles to the rich farms where that first crop of stalwart Bohemian and Scandinavian girls are now the mistresses...

Cather's narrator goes on from there to a much more striking (and tragic) assessment of the social lives of the young people in this Nebraska town. We love the ardor of his advocacy on behalf of these hard-working "country girls"Spoiler alert!whose physical beauty and physical vibrancy "shone out too boldly against a conventional background."

We love the ardor Jim Burden displays. He says he "always knew."

The situation we're facing is different. We hope Brooks took a first step.


KAFKA'S DESCENDANTS: A little small mutt went on the air...

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2026

...and evoked Kafka's hoof: For us, it has never quite reached the level you might call Kafkaesque.

That said, the phenomenon one might call The Amazement began in 2011. It had never occurred to us that some such act of misdirection could persuade so many.

That phenomenon was driven by Citizen Trump. Last night, fifteen years later, a little small mutt, with millions watching, continued to toy with the structure of the known world.

As usual, he opened his show with two to three minutes of jokes. Believe it or burn forever in Hell, this was the first joke he told:

Good evening, everyone. 

A new report claims that video compiled by the Obama Foundation shows that the former president wept in front of staffers after Donald Trump won the presidency. 

Sources say Obama was worried about the future of his country. 

You knowKenya!

Halfwits in the audience laughed. For the report on which this sally was based, you can just click here.

Friend, did President Obama weep that night? We don't have the slightest idea!

We'd score that report "a bit inconclusive." In the larger sense, though, there you have it:

Fifteen years later, the little small mutt of our failed "cable news" was still pimping the Kenya theme! (As he repeatedly does!)

On this particular evening, the Fox News Channel's Martha MacCallum was one of the flyweights surrounding this child. In our view, someone should ask MacCallum this:

Given the Catholicism you find so important, why are you willing to associate yourself with ongoing conduct like this? 

(From AI Overview: "Fox News anchor Martha MacCallum is a practicing Catholic who frequently discusses her faith, upbringing, and, as of 2025, participated in a pilgrimage to Rome with the Archdiocese of New York." For the record, and stating the obvious, there's no reason why she shouldn't do such things as that.)

MacCallum is 62 years old at this point. (The nut-ball is 61!) She still isn't willing to walk away from behavior like that, or from the giant salary her compliance continues to bring her.

Fifteen years later, this small little mutt is still out there, pimping this brain cell-killing theme. At 5 o'clock, he overtalks Tarlov. At 10, the nutcase does that!

(In fairness, someone has apparently told him to stop comparing liberal women to horses, cattle, pigs and whales, dogs and unspecified "livestock." This happens much less frequently now. He may have been told he must stop.)

On the downside, he keeps putting pictures in people's heads with undermine the possibility of the American project, such as it has been. As he does this, Blue American orgs stare off into space:

Nothing to look atmove right along, Blue America's top stars have all said.

(Full disclosure: There's always been something wrong with this guy, dating back to his famous hiring of the several dwarfs. His current bosses have found a way to make money off his unusual condition.)

At any rate, like Jesus before him, Obama wept! He wept for his countryfor Kenya! The little guy opened with that last night. The theme dates back to 2011, when Citizen Trump, caddied by Rachel's drinking pal, began his four- to five-year reign as the king of American birthers.

Today, we admit it again. As of 2010, we didn't know that a person could get so many people to believe something as stupid as that.

In fairness, many people are born in Kenya; it happens every day! For example, Lupita Nyong'o wasn't born in Kenyabut she almost could have been.

That said, Barack Obama wasn't born in Kenya. He was actually born in Hawaii. 

As we eventually noted, no other American president was ever born that far from Kenya! No matter! Citizen Trump, capably caddied by Rachel's pal, kept going on the Fox News Channel and making his ludicrous claims. 

(He'd even sent people to Hawaii to check the whole thing out!)

Before too long, surveys began to arrive. They seemed to show that an amazing percentage of voters had come to believe this baldly unfounded claim. 

At first, we assumed those surveys had to be wrong in some way. We didn't know that you could get that many people to believe some such stupid, inaccurate claim.

(The New York Times was the hometown paper of record. The editorial board endlessly dragged its heels beforestirred by our own award-winning jibesthe board finally agreed to complain.)

Back then, Citizen Trump pimped it out. Last night, fifteen years later, so did the little small mutt, with MacCallum chuckling him on. 

(This is the way the world ends, this one guy once wrote. Not with a bang but a whimper.)

All last week, we watched other stalwarts pretend to discuss the terrible crime which has occurred out in Tucson. They kept pretending to discuss this crime all day and also all night.

For CNN, we'll assume this provided a ratings boost. At the Fox News Channel, this full investment helped get President Trump out of the news at a time when his ape-invested Truth Social postalong with fatal shootings in Minnesotawere dragging his ratings down.

For us, the dumbness of those pseudo-discussions was a very tough pill to choke down. Was our species built for this line of work? Very early, this Monday morning, we flashed on Kafka's hoof.

What in the world is Kafka's hoof? In a related bit of behavior, a second cousin, three times removed, was mutting it up last night. We're thinking of Kafka's ability to dream up Gregory Samsa, perhaps his most famous protagonist, a salesman "who wakes to find himself inexplicably transformed into a huge insect."

Had Kafka once glanced down at his foot as he lay on his bed and suddenly seen something quite different? Did an instant flicker of vision place him in line with Darwin, and then with (the admittedly fallible) Freud, and perhaps with the later Wittgenstein?

Man [sic] is the rational animal, the western world has long said and been told. We were made in God's image, we've also long been told. 

We're just like the critters, it's been said and implied, except breathed into us was a soul, or perhaps just this force called pure reason. It's even been said that we humans are conscious, and perhaps that the others are not.

Man [sic] is the rational animal! Except, as we all know, we aren't!

The little guy with the giant salary opened with Kenya last night. MacCallum just sat there and took it. So did the other three analysts.

On Monday morning, we flashed on Kafka and Samsa. Did Kafka once see, in the briefest of moments, that, for all our admirable traits, we aren't what has always been said?

For the record, the Fox News Channel will roll right along. Nothing to look at! Just move along, The Voices have unwisely said!


THURSDAY: The Times reports what Banfield said!

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 2026

Things go downhill from there: The New York Times has finally reported what Ashleigh Banfield said. 

We refer to what Banfield said, two weeks ago, about Nancy Guthrie's disappearance.

Should the New York Times have done that? We can't say that the answer is obvious. We can tell you this:

Over the course of the past few weeks, much of the foolishness in the "cable news" pseudo-discussion has involved an obvious fact. We refer to the fact that anchors and their endless streams of useless experts weren't allowed to go anywhere near this awkward topic. 

For whatever reason, the Times has finally broken the wall of silence. It did so yesterday, in this report about "rampant speculation" concerning this unsolved crime

In Guthrie Mystery, Rampant Speculation Is Like ‘Salt on the Open Wound’

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The spotlight on the case has led to tens of thousands of tips, the authorities have said. But the accompanying conjecture has complicated an already difficult investigation and has stung Ms. Guthrie’s grieving family.

The assertion that Ms. Guthrie’s son-in-law was, or could be, the “prime suspect,” as the news anchor and podcast host Ashleigh Banfield put it, risked endangering law enforcement officials’ delicate relationship with the Guthrie family, a key source of information, Sheriff Nanos said. Ms. Banfield has defended her report and maintained that the son-in-law was the focus of investigators at the time.

Such speculation has also inspired a flood of baseless tips, the sheriff added, which has distracted officers from more credible clues.

Say what? Nancy Guthrie’s son-in-law was, or could be, the “prime suspect?" 

In fact, Banfield said that early on. Yesterday, for better or worse, the Times chose to report that fact.

Having said that, is it true? Was Nancy Guthrie's son-in-law ever the "prime suspect" in this matter? Was he ever any kind of a "suspect" at all? Should he have been a "suspect," or perhaps some sort of "person of interest?" 

We can't answer those questions! We can perhaps tell you this:

Once the Times finally decided, for whatever reason, to report what Banfield said, it probably shouldn't have doctored other facts to convey the impression that her claim has been abandoned.

In fact, as you can see in this report, Banfield reaffirmed her claim, just last Thursday, in a podcast interview with Dan Abrams. Her claim may be right or her claim may be wrongbut, whether rightly or wrongly, her claim has not been abandoned

Abrams is perfectly sane. He decided to give Banfield a fairly high-end platform. She told him that her unnamed law enforcement source says his assertion stands.

Her source may be completely wrong; we have no way of knowing. There may not even be any such source! How are we supposed to know?

That said, law enforcement did conduct at least one three-hour, night-time search of the home of the person in question, and they apparently did return, a few days later, to search the woods around that house:

As we noted last week, much of the inanity of the round-the-clock cable discussions of this crime has involved the refusal of CNN and the Fox News Channel to come to terms with those superficially puzzling facts. 

In fact, an in-law's house had been extensively searched, as was the surrounding area. Last week, cable hosts kept noting those facts, then throwing to their expert guests for comment. 

The expert guests would then filibuster on some unrelated topic, after which the cable hosts would pretend that they hadn't heard the expert guest performing an obvious dodge.

Why did they search the in-law's house? Again and again, night after night, our "journalists" kept refusing to speculate or say or admit that the question existed. They speculated about everything else, but they performed an endless series of obvious dives concerning that obvious question. 

Is "true crime" reporting extremely good for cable news ratings and profits? CNN and Fox went all in on round the clock pseudo coverage, but both channels had plainly decreed that the search of the in-law's environs should be reported but could not be explained, not even provisionally.

That made for an endless series of ridiculous non-exchange exchanges. Yesterday, along came the New York Times, and when it finally reported what Banfield has said, it incorrectly made it sound like her claim has been discarded.

Journalistically, this has been a clownish cable performance pretty much all the way down. 

For starters, the round the clock cable coverage never made journalistic sense. That said, cable news is largely entertainment and agitprop under current arrangements, a fact which has become that much clearer as this journalistic charade has unfolded.

We feel sorry for all involved in this horrible unsolved crime. The "journalism" has largely been an extended charade about a tragic event.

To be clear, we don't know if Banfield's report was correct; we don't have the slightest idea. That said, cable news truly seems to love to yammer, to burn the long hours away.


KAFKA'S DESCENDANTS: "I didn't expect the killings," she said!

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 2026

A hint of the Kafkaesque: For one person with whom the New York Times spoke, her experience of the past year may have become Kafkaesque. 

It's as we noted in yesterday's report. The Times spoke with thirteen Democratic or Dem-leaning voters for an "America in Focus" report. Concerning the current state of the nation, one of those voters said this:

CANDY, 46: I would say it’s exactly what I imagined it was going to be like. I called out a lot of the things that are currently happening, and I keep calling out things that I feel are going to happen that haven’t happened. Maybe I didn’t think citizens were going to get killed. But my thoughts and my feelings about what was going to happen are close enough.

On balance, this womanage 46, a Nevada residentsays she hasn't been surprised by the past year's flood of events. On the other hand, she says she "maybe" didn't think that two people were going to be shot and killed in the streets of Minneapolis as part of the overall deal. 

(Earlier, in Chicago, how did Marimar Martinez manage to avoid being killed? She was shot five times by federal agents, but somehow managed to survive. It's fairly clear that those federal agents proceeded to lie about what Martinez had supposedly done before one opened fire. We'll guess that Candy, a good decent person, also may not have foreseen conduct like that.)

For Candy, a Nevada resident, did those killings start to make the state of play perhaps feel a bit Kafkaesque? We can't necessarily say that they did, Yesterday, though, we cited these statements by two other people with whom the New York Times spoke. 

KATIE, 36: I wake up in the morning and I look at my phone, and it’s another headline. I saw something on Facebook the other day that was from The Onion. And I had to double-check to make sure that that’s where it was from because, the reality that we’re living in right now, it’s hard to tell the difference between real life and satire, which is not a good place to be in.

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JOHN, 43: If you asked me this 12 years ago, it was something no one really talked about. And now it’s a daily conversation...It’s like, daily, you could have three or four things that you would never even think 10, 15 years ago would happen. 

For that 36-year-old Virginia resident, "the reality that we’re living in" may no longer exactly feel like "real life." Meanwhile, John, a resident of New Jersey, says things are happening every daythings you never could have imagined not that long ago.

Does this rise to the level of Kafkaesque? Not necessarily, nothough the ghost of Rod Serling may be around and about as Blue Americans occasionally flirt with hints of The Twilight Zone.

Below, we'll offer the strangest example of shattered presumptions of which we ourselves are aware. First, though, we turn to something Wes Moore said on CBS this past Sunday night. 

Governor Moore (D-Md.) was interviewed by Norah O'Donnell. The gentleman is unmistakably sharp. At one point, he even said this:

Gov. Wes Moore argues Biden "needed to do more" on immigration but blasts Trump's crackdown

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore told CBS News immigration is an issue the country has "punted on for a very long time" amid the nation's heated debate over federal enforcement.

While he has publicly condemned the Trump administration's immigration policies as a "cruel and reckless political agenda," he told CBS News senior correspondent Norah O'Donnell that former President Joe Biden "did not have this right."

"We needed to do more. That, I don't think anyone can argue that we had the system worked out under President Bidenthat immigration was worked out," he said during a town hall that aired Sunday. 

Say what? Under President Biden, the southern border was handled so poorly that "I don't think anyone can argue that we had the system worked out?" 

Is a fellow like Governor Moore really permitted to say that? Apparently, yes, he is. Just last weekend, over in Munich, Hillary Clinton may have said a somewhat similar thingor then again, she may not have.

For us Blues, the world has gone borderline Kafka during this second Trump term. For Reds, is it possible that some such dislocation occurred during the Biden years? Did some such dislocation occur as they watched footage of unauthorized immigrants streaming across the southern borderfootage we Blues were neither asked nor allowed to see on our own cable channels?

Fellow citizens, we're just asking! Experts say that we the humans, being heavily tribal, aren't wired for such ruminations. 

For our money, we think that Moore is on the right track when he inexplicably decides to state the obvious. For ourselves, the world hasn't exactly gone Kafkaesque during this second Trump term. 

At times, the world has gone full Witnesshas made us long for the type of internal exile the Harrison Ford character undertakes during that Oscar-nominated 1985 film.

In that film, Ford's charactera Philadelphia police officerflees to Pennsylvania's Amish country in an echo of what Plato said in The Seventh Letter:

"When I saw all this, and other things as bad, I grew disgusted and withdrew from the wickedness of the times."

Ford's character flees from the wickedness of the times, partly in hopes of saving his own life. Eventually, like Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca, he sees that he has to "return to the fight."

(Like Bogey, he leaves the love of his life behind in the person of Kelly McGillis. "We'll always have Amish country," he might as well have said as he heads back to Philadelphia at the end of the film.)

We ourselves have felt that longing for withdrawal as the flooding of the zone has rolled on and on and on. We agree with John, age 43it's reached the point where there are so many bizarre events each day that it has become almost impossible to even pretend to keep up.

Still, as we Blues watch the Trump agenda unfold, has the world gone full Kafkaesque? In fairness, Kafka's protagonist, Gregory Samsa, had to adjust to the fact that he had somehow turned into an insect. 

Has the epistemic dislocation been that extreme for us? For most people, the answer is presumably no.

(Then too, there are all those people in Red America. As we Blues have sometimes proposed and done weird things, had the world gone Kafkaesque for them before the return of President Trump?)

For Blues, flickers of Kafkaesque have possibly come into view as the society's normal procedures have been upended again and again. For ourselves we flashed on Kafka this Monday morning as we struggled with two fell weeks of pseudo-coverage of the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, age 84, from her Tucson home.

Two "cable news" channels had gone all in on the pseudo-coverage. Around the clock, all day and all night, the channels had presented repetitive pseudo-discussions, in which observers who had nothing to say were sent on the air to say it.

When the very occasional factlets popped up, the channels persistently bungled them. As we grew disgusted by the incompetence of the times, we found ourselves thinking of Kafka's hoof.

We suddenly flashed on Kafka's hoof? Tomorrow, right here, we'll explain.

On the whole, we're looking for ways to understand the very unusual world within which we're currently being floodedinto which we've all been thrown. Last week, Jamelle Bouie, who's very sharp, said it's racism, complete full stop.

The columnist said that's what it is. We think it goes beyond that.

Tomorrow: Fleetingly, Kafka's hoof


WEDNESDAY: It's the sheer inanity, Stupid!

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2026

The Five cavort and clown: Before we discuss The Five let's start with a simple question of analytical competence. It involves a pair of official statements by the Pima County Sheriff's Department.

On Monday, the PCSD issued the statement seen below. We agree with the Fox News Channel's Will Cain. Whatever the ultimate truth may turn out to be, this statement didn't quite seem to make sense:

PCSD: Monday, February 16
“To be clear, the Guthrie familyto include all siblings and spouseshas been cleared as possible suspects in this case. The family has been nothing but cooperative and gracious and are victims in this case. To suggest otherwise is not only wrong, it is cruel..."

We agree with what Cain instantly noted on Monday's edition of The Will Cain Show. If Sheriff Nanos doesn't know who actually did commit this crime, it's hard to see how he can declare, with certainty, that some specific person wasn't involved in some way. 

We didn't think that statement made senseand then, you be the judge! Yesterday, the PCSD apparently issued this second statement:

PCSD: Tuesday, February 17
“...At this point in the investigation, the Guthrie family (including siblings and spouses) has not been identified as suspects.”

Many news orgs have treated that as a simple restatement of Monday's announcement. To see a reporter at Forbes do that, you can just click here. (CNN did the same thing on last evening's broadcasts.)

In fact, as Cain noted early in yesterday's show, Tuesday's statement differs greatly from Monday's declarationor at least, it does so on its face.

Who knows? Maybe the PCSD thought they were simply restating Monday's declaration, but that isn't what they actually did.

Did anyone in the press corps ask? Full disclosure:

Verbal and analytical skills are sometimes remarkably sparse within our high-end news orgs.

Now for the rest of the story: As we've often noted, The Five is our flailing nation's most watched "cable news" show. Its viewership dwarfs that of any MS NOW or CNN show.

The Five is also a daily insult to the American project. We thought you ought to see the list of topics the five stumblebums pretended to discuss on yesterday's braindead show:

Segment One: Once again, for the second straight day, AOC's flub in Munich. 
Segment Two: Members of the Democrat [sic] Party say the word "so-called" too much.
Segment Three: Should transgender people be allowed to own guns?
Segment Four: Rosie O'Donnell made a trip to New York.
Segment Five: Eric Swalwell wrote an erotic poem! (When he was 19 years old!)

AOC and Rosie and Swalwell oh my! Sadly, we've made none of that up. 

We'll spare you an account of the sheer inanity put on display as the messenger children invented dim-witted, insulting speculations about O'Donnell's reasons for visiting New York. 

As for Swalwell's erotic poem, the children never quite made it clear that they were talking about a poem the fellow wrote when he was a college sophomore.

The dumbness of the discussion about the offensive term "so-called" surpassed all human understanding, with Dana Perino winning the earnest cluelessness prize. She also played the world-class fool in offering mocking speculations about O'Donnell.

At any rate, make no mistake: 

These corporate messenger children are propaganda clowns. They're dragged out on the set each night to engage in snark and insult and scorn and to do little or nothing else.

Out of all the gin joints in the world, the Ingrid Bergman character had to walk into Bogie's cafe! Similarly, out of all the serious news topics begging for clarification and analysis, the nitwits on our most watched show chose to turn tricks like those.

O'Donnell visited her children. Swalwell wrote a poem when he was 19! Also, Dems say "so-called" too much!

It's what these flyweights are paid to doand the cast gets dumber at 10! 

The New York Times won't report about this. The breakdown runs various ways.


KAFKA'S DESCENDANTS: The United States of Kafkaesque?

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2026

Discouraged Dem voters declaim: Have we the people somehow been thrown into a previously unimagined land? 

Do we find ourselves living in what might be called the United States of the Kafkaesque? Some such case could almost be made at this point in time! 

As in Monday morning's report, so too today. Let's recall who Kafka was, and what his protagonists faced:

Franz Kafka

Franz Kafka (1883 – 1924) was a German-language Jewish Czech writer and novelist born in Prague, in the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Widely regarded as a major figure of 20th-century literature, his works fuse elements of realism and the fantastique, and typically feature isolated protagonists facing bizarre or surreal predicaments and incomprehensible socio-bureaucratic powers. The term Kafkaesque has entered the lexicon to describe situations like those depicted in his writings. His best-known works include the novella The Metamorphosis (1915)...

Go figure! Kafka trafficked in realism, but also in the fantastique! 

At any rate, his protagonists typically faced "bizarre or surreal predicaments" and incomprehensible socio-bureaucratic situations. So it was for Gregory Samsa, who awoke one day to find himself transformed:

The Metamorphosis

The Metamorphosis, also translated as The Transformation, is a novella by Franz Kafka published in 1915. One of Kafka's best-known works, The Metamorphosis tells the story of salesman Gregor Samsa, who wakes to find himself inexplicably transformed into a huge insect and struggles to adjust to this condition...

Plot

Gregor Samsa wakes up one morning to find himself transformed into a "monstrous vermin." He initially considers the transformation to be temporary and slowly ponders the consequences of his metamorphosis. Stuck on his back and unable to get up and leave the bed, Gregor reflects on his job as a traveling salesman and cloth merchant, which he characterizes as being "plagued with ... the always changing, never enduring human exchanges that don't ever become intimate."

And so on from there. If the leading authority can be believed, the circumstances of Samsa's transformation become more and more horrible as the story moves along.

Without question, Samsa awoke to find himself "facing a bizarre and surreal predicament." So, it almost seems, have a group of Democratic voters with whom the New York Times recently spoke.

The Times didn't put a date on its report of those discussions. Based on the contents of the link to this latest America In Focus report, we think the report appeared yesterday morning. 

Headline included, here's the start of the overview to the lengthy report:

AMERICA IN FOCUS
‘Show Up for Us’: 13 Democratic Voters on Trump, ICE and Their Frustrations With the Democratic Party

Donald Trump’s second presidency has remade American life in just a year. Many Democrats and others worry about the erosion of civil rights, cuts to the social safety net and the significant, aggressive increase in deportations across the country.

Amid major debates among activists, pundits and elected officials about what direction the party should take, Times Opinion assembled 13 Democratic and Democratic-leaning voters to ask how the party is handling the moment, what changes and reprioritizations they want to see, and what kinds of Democrats are standing out.

And so on, briefly, from there. Soon, there came the transcript of what those thirteen voters had said. To our ear, it almost sounds like some of those voters now find themselves in a Kafka-adjacent land:

KATIE, 36: I wake up in the morning and I look at my phone, and it’s another headline. I saw something on Facebook the other day that was from The Onion. And I had to double-check to make sure that that’s where it was from because, the reality that we’re living in right now, it’s hard to tell the difference between real life and satire, which is not a good place to be in.

[...]

JOHN, 43: If you asked me this 12 years ago, it was something no one really talked about. And now it’s a daily conversation...It’s like, daily, you could have three or four things that you would never even think 10, 15 years ago would happen.

[...]

MICHAEL, 56: It’s worse than I expected. I thought it would be bad, but it’s going even further than I thought he would. In his first term there were some people around [President Trump] who tried to rein him in, and now he’s just unhinged and off the rails, and everybody around him is pushing him in this direction.

[...]

KAI, 36: Yeah, I didn’t think it would be this bad because I thought there’d be checks and balances, like we were always told. 

In truth, it doesn't sound nearly as bad as what happened to Gregory Samsa. But as we scrolled through the comments by those Democratic voters, we almost thought we heard hints of the previously unimaginableof the near Kafkaesque. 

For the record, the Times spoke to thirteen voters who hail from Blue America. This latest interview piece doesn't report the thoughts and impression which currently obtain among voters in Red America.

Voters in Red America have genuine complaints and concerns of their own. But as those of us in Blue America try to understand what's currently happening here in this land, our personal view would be this:

We think the current situation substantially involves matters of what was once known as "mental illness."

According to the leading authority, that term is falling out of favor. That said, the medical situations to which it referred remain a part of human capability and human experience.

That said, our Blue elites have agreed that such topics must never be discussed in a political context. Also, the syndrome once known as "mental illness" is too complex for our unimpressive Blue elites to be able to discuss constructively, even if they decided to try.

As we noted in Monday's report, we flashed on Kafka that morning. When that happened, we weren't thinking of the near-Kafkaesque state of affairs into which our country has fallen.

We were thinking of something elsesomething you might call "Kafka's hoof." For today, we'll only apologize for wandering down this current road as the zone keeps getting flooded.

We've been watching the ubiquitous pseudo-coverage of the Nancy Guthrie disappearance over the past few weeks. Yesterday, we also watched the full hour of the "cable news" gong-show known as The Five.

It's the most watched show in "cable news," followed closely by Jesse Watters Primetime and Gutfeld! 

Viewership of those programs dwarfs the viewership of CNN and MS NOW programs combined! Can a nation so saddled really expect to survive?

Yesterday afternoon, Kafka's hoof was prominent as five stumblebums on The Five stumbled inanely along. The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but we humans simply aren't the brilliant species we have long claimed to be.

Five stumblebums stumbled along, making a joke of the American discourse. But before we rush to savage the forces of Red America, let us recall this fact:

As with deeply relevant mental health issues, so too here. Our endlessly ballyhooed Blue elites have agreed that inanity of this type must never be reported, challenged, critiqued or discussed.

What happens in Red America is allowed to stay right there! This is the arrangement we've chosen!

We're much, much less than what you've heard. In this afternoon's report, we'll try to update you concerning the pseudo-coverage of the Guthrie search and also concerning The Five.

This afternoon: It's the inanity, Stupid!


TUESDAY: The Washington Post spotted Us versus Them...

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2026

...in one small Virginia town: Purcellville could still be called a small American town.

More precisely, it's a fairly small Virginia town. The leading authority on the town offers this statistic:

Purcellville, Virginia

Purcellville is a town in Loudoun County, Virginia, United States. The population was 8,929 according to the 2020 census. Purcellville is the major population center for Western Loudoun and the Loudoun Valley. Many of the older structures remaining in Purcellville reflect the Victorian architecture popular during the early twentieth century.

By our reckoning, that still counts as a fairly small town.

For the record, the town is located fifty miles west of Washington, D.C. We learned that in this report in the Washington Posta report in which the Washington Post says it has spotted an unfortunate state of affairs:

‘Us versus them’: The battle that’s tearing a small Virginia town apart

The town council meeting had reached the point on the agenda where the public could speak on any topic, and emotions, to put it mildly, were a tad raw.

“It’s not too late to resign!” a woman shouted at the lawmakers, four of whom, including the mayor, are the focus of a recall campaign.

“Stop screwing our town!” a man railed.

“We are broke and sicker of you than ever!” someone else yelled.

Oof! According to the Washington Post, Purcellville currently finds itself split into a battle of "Us versus Them." In this case, the Us versus Them isn't Red versus Bluebut we were somewhat amused by that headline in the Post.

Can you possibly think of a larger polity which is also split into Us versus Them, though this time in a way which really is Red versus Blue? Which is split into Us versus Them is a baldly dangerous way? Which is split in this dangerous way in part due to corporate profit chasing?

The larger polity to which we refer is of course the United States of America! Its population is roughly 340 million, and it's very severely split into two tribesthe Red but also the Blue.

This dangerous state of antagonism is fueled by certain "cable news" corporate entities. On this campus, we regard the Fox News Channel as the worst of the lot, but the Blue American channel called MS NOW has been a part of this syndrome too.

(It can be hard for us Blues to apprehend that last point. Sic semper tribal vision!)

The Post is prepared to report on the tribal split in Purcellville. It's perhaps a bit less inclined to do so when it comes to the deeply dangerous split which obtains in that larger polity. 

As for the New York Times, it refuses to report and discuss the conduct observed on the Fox News Channel, even when that conduct vastly departs from all traditional journalistic norms.

(For the record, those changes can be seen, and frequently are, as changes for the better. But when those changes as so extreme, they constitute obvious "news.")

We may have more of this tomorrow, but for today, we'll leave you with this:

Roughly eleven days ago, the sitting president reposted a brainless diatribe about the 2020 election. It ended with a sudden, now-famous ape shot. 

Our question:

How frequently have viewers of the Fox News Channel ever heard that fact reported? Have viewers of the Fox News Channel ever heard about that Truth Social post at all?

Also, why is that the sort of thing you will never see reported by the New York Times or by any of its columnists? What keeps an intriguing question like that from being explored and reported?

We close today with our basic journalistic query:

Why is division newsworthy in one small town, but apparently nowhere else?

Tomorrow: What Wes Moore (correctly) said?


KAFKA'S DESCENDANTS: "Strategic ambiguity," she should have said!

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2026

The "clown show" to which he referred: AOC went to Munich last week. While she was there, at least one "stumble" occurred.

At this point, full disclosure:

On balance, it wouldn't really have occurred to us that Rep. Ocasio-Cortez would be viewed as a serious contender to become the next president. But that's the way her most-hyped stumble is being played across our nation's pseudo-discourse, wherever the "clown show" is performed.

Yesterday, it was widely performed on the Fox News Channel, by a succession of corporate messenger agents. But first, a word about the gong-show Valhalla to which "cable news" has long since flown.

We'll start at 4 o'clock yesterday afternoon, with The Will Cain Show.

The program appears on the Fox News Channel. Wisely or otherwise, the first 58 minutes of yesterday's show was dedicated to the search for Nancy Guthrie. Nothing beside remained!

At 4:58 p.m., Cain devoted the last two minutes of his show to the mocking of AOC. He mocked her for a remark about cowboys, and then it was time for The Five!

Harlequins tumbled onto the set of our most-watched "cable news" program. The children devoted their first segment to—of course—the Guthrie search. Then the real clowning began, the daily imitation of life:

Segment One: The search in Tucson for Nancy Guthrie
Segment Two: The stupid thing Obama allegedly said
Segment Three: Schumer, HRC launch dumb attacks
Segment Four: The stupid thing AOC allegedly said

In all honesty, Obama hadn't said a stupid thing—but this, after all, was The Five

In the podcast discussion under review, the former president had referred to the "clown show" with which we're all currently saddled. Almost surely, he wasn't thinking of The Five, or even of the Fox News Channel, when he made that remark.

Yesterday, though, the wider clown show just kept rolling along. During Segment Three, the children could have tried to explain the contents of the SAVE Act—but, this being The Five, no such attempt occurred.

On the Fox News Channel, but even more so on CNN, the focus on Tucson was considerable. Wisely or otherwise, CNN devoted its time to little else as the afternoon and evening proceeded. 

CNN made the rest of the world go away as its hosts, and their expert guests, yammered about the search and about little else. But let's return to AOC—to the stumble in which she engaged.

Full disclosure:

By now, our next presidential election is less than three years away. Given the (intellectual) "wickedness of the times," that means we need to start wasting our time yammering about possible White House contenders!

On cable, we'll make the rest of the world go away in deference to the Tucson search. But as an additional part of our national foolishness, we'll also make the world go away in deference to stumbles like this, as reported on page A6 of Sunday's New York Times:

Ocasio-Cortez Offers a Working-Class Vision in Munich, With Some Stumbles

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, a progressive who made a name for herself focused on economic problems at home in America, might have seemed an odd fit for the Munich Security Conference, an annual gathering of foreign leaders and diplomats focused on international security.

But at two Friday panels, she tied worsening income inequality to the rise of authoritarianism, weaving her working-class worldview into a broader message about combating far-right populism and strengthening relationships with Western allies. Everyday people, she argued, were turning away from democracy because wealthy elites had failed to address their needs.

[...] 

Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has stepped up her visibility in recent months as a leader for Democrats as they oppose President Trump. Speculation about her future political ambitions—she has long been considered a potential presidential candidate—was rife in Munich. Her mere presence was scrutinized as a hint that perhaps she was considering a White House bid and brushing up on world affairs.

"She has long been considered a potential presidential candidate?" 

To us, that seems remarkably premature. But in Munich, as of course on The Five, "speculation about her future political ambitions was rife!"

Eventually, the New York Times got around to reporting the most prominent of her stumbles. With respect to what AOC said, the Times quoted the part of her statement which it viewed as a stumble, then paraphrased the rest:

Questioned about whether the United States should send troops to defend Taiwan if China invaded the island, she stalled for roughly 20 seconds before offering a substantive response.

“I think that, uh, this is such a, a—you know, I think that—this is a, um—this is of course, a, uh, a very longstanding, um, policy of the United States,” Ms. Ocasio-Cortez said, before saying that the country should try to avoid reaching that point with China in the first place.

It was a striking moment from a self-assured legislator who is normally nimble at answering impromptu questions from reporters on Capitol Hill, and conservative critics seized on the stumble online. Earlier in the day, she also made a reference to the “Trans-Pacific Partnership”—later correcting that on social media to “trans-Atlantic.”

A person surely could see that as the first of a pair of stumbles. She did, in fact, stammer in a lengthy way, as judged by political norms.

On The Five, the channel went one step beyond what the New York Times did. On The Five, they played the tape of that first twenty seconds, then never mentioned the fact that AOC ever managed to offer " a substantive response" at all.

In all honesty, even her "substantive response" wasn't especially sharp. But what had she perhaps been thinking as she stumbled and stalled?

Who knows? But she may have been trying to recall a pair of words—a pair of words which has long been used to describe U.S. policy with respect to China and Taiwan. Here's the start of a second report by the New York Times about this recent underwhelming event:

After First Big Overseas Trip, Ocasio-Cortez Expresses Frustrations

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had anticipated a potentially frosty reception to her anti-establishment arguments at the Munich Security Conference, a venue she called “an elite place of decision makers that, frankly, are not responsive to a class-based message.”

And the visit to Germany felt high-stakes: It was the most prominent foreign trip to date by the progressive New York congresswoman, who had mostly focused on domestic priorities until now. Her remarks last week about addressing working-class concerns around the globe, and the reception from world leaders, were both eagerly awaited and highly scrutinized.

But rather than the substance of her arguments, it was her on-camera stumbles when answering questions about specific world affairs that rocketed around conservative social media and drove plenty of the discussion about her visit, as political observers speculated whether they would make a dent in a potential presidential run in 2028.

The most notable instance was when she was asked whether the United States should send troops to aid Taiwan if China invaded the island. She stalled for roughly 20 seconds before offering a response that reflected the United States’ longtime policy of strategic ambiguity.

"Strategic ambiguity?" Let us say this about that:

On this campus, we don't know diddly about foreign affairs. But even we knew that that's the phrase which has long been used to describe this country's highly nuanced stance with respect to that famously delicate policy question.

Even we knew—and yes, that has long been viewed as a challenging policy question. If memory serves, President Trump has even had some stumbles along the way with this knotty topic—and that's surprising, because on The Five, the former "wrestler" who now performs as "Tyrus" thoughtfully told Red America this:

TYRUS (2/16/26): The one thing that Barack Obama and President Trump had in common is that they are communicators of a higher— Like, their brilliance when they're called on something? You're never going to see Obama or President Trump asked a question that they can't answer...They're always prepared.

You'll never see President Trump asked a question he can't answer? The former "wrestler" went on from there, but the analysts were groaning so loudly that we couldn't quite hear what he said.

Before we try to summarize, we're going to tell you this:

Yesterday, the sheriff of Pima County issued a formal statement. In it, he said that members of the Guthrie family have been totally cleared with respect to the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie.

On this morning's Morning Joe, Mika and Willie dedicated their roughly two-minute discussion of Tucson to the praise they heaped upon the sheriff for having made that declaration. Yesterday, on the frequently maligned Fox News Channel, Will Cain articulated a different view:

He quickly noted, quite correctly, that whatever the truth may turn out to be, that declaration by the sheriff doesn't seem to make any sense. We'd have to say that Cain's view was right, and that Mika and Willie were simply reading from insider cable guild script.

Everywhere FDR looked in 1944, he said he saw "one-third of a nation ill-housed, ill-clad, ill-nourished." Everywhere we look today, we think we see a flailing nation profoundly ill-served by a collection of imitations of life.

The disorder is so general that it's hard to sum it all up. But what does that have to do with Kafka? Before the week is done, we'll try to spell that out.

That said, our own Blue realm is frequently involved in these "clown shows" too. As is the norm at times of tribal war, it's hard for us Blues to see that.

In closing, also this, as we noted yesterday afternoon:

AOC also said what's shown below. As the US seems to break away from the EU, this statement seems hard to deny—and in the possible clownishness of the times, no one is talking about it:

"[Our presidential administration is] looking to withdraw the United States from the entire world so that we can turn into an age of authoritarians that can carve out the world where Donald Trump can command the Western Hemisphere and Latin America as his personal sandbox, where Putin can saber-rattle around Europe and try to bully our own allies there," she said.

Is it possible that she was right about that? We say it pretty much is!

It's impossible to sum the clown shows up. We're trying as hard as we can, but the various floodings of the zone are inundating our sprawling campus.

Before the week is done: What might Kafka have seen?

MONDAY: Is it really Presidents' Day again?

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2026

Things we may find plausible: Presidents' Day is here again. Speaking with sports pundit Stephen A. Smith, Robert Costa popped this question:

“Do you worry about racism if you ran for president?”

Journalist Costa, please! For ourselves, we've watched Smith on ESPN for yearsbut have we all lost our minds as we picture a White House campaign?

(You too, Bill Maher! Comedian Bill Maher, please!)

In a somewhat similar vein, it doesn't seem to us that AOC would likely be a plausible candidate for president the next time around. That said:

Especially inside Silo Red, messengers have been beating up on her reaction to a question about Taiwan during last week's Munich conference. 

In our view, the messengers may have been declaiming a bit too much with respect to that "stumble." That said:

Whatever you think about that response, less attention is being paid to what she said in this instance:

Ocasio-Cortez Offers a Working-Class Vision in Munich, With Some Stumbles

[...]

"[Our presidential administration is] looking to withdraw the United States from the entire world so that we can turn into an age of authoritarians that can carve out the world where Donald Trump can command the Western Hemisphere and Latin America as his personal sandbox, where Putin can saber-rattle around Europe and try to bully our own allies there," she said.

Is that what the White House is trying to do? We can't necessarily answer that question, but it certainly can look that way at times. 

Happy Presidents' Day, everybody! That remark by Ocasio-Cortez has been cited much less often.


KAFKA'S DESCENDANTS: As we watched the stumblebums try to report...

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2026

...we were driven to thoughts about Kafka: Early this morning, the haplessness known as Stumblebum Chic had us flashing on Kafka. 

On cable TV and in major newspapers, we the people were trying to report the progress of the Guthrie search. The sheer incompetence concerning the glove[s] returned us to thoughts about this:

Franz Kafka

Franz Kafka (1883 – 1924) was a German-language Jewish Czech writer and novelist born in Prague, in the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Widely regarded as a major figure of 20th-century literature, his works fuse elements of realism and the fantastique, and typically feature isolated protagonists facing bizarre or surreal predicaments and incomprehensible socio-bureaucratic powers. The term Kafkaesque has entered the lexicon to describe situations like those depicted in his writings. His best-known works include the novella The Metamorphosis (1915) and the novels The Trial (1924) and The Castle (1926)...

And so on from there. According to that leading (and rather highbrow) authority, he trafficked in "the fantastique" (click here), especially in this famous novella:

The Metamorphosis

The Metamorphosis, also translated as The Transformation, is a novella by Franz Kafka published in 1915. One of Kafka's best-known works, The Metamorphosis tells the story of salesman Gregor Samsa, who wakes to find himself inexplicably transformed into a huge insect (German: ungeheueres Ungeziefer, lit. "monstrous vermin") and struggles to adjust to this condition, as does his family. The novella has been widely discussed among literary critics, who have offered varied interpretations...

Plot

Gregor Samsa wakes up one morning to find himself transformed into a "monstrous vermin." He initially considers the transformation to be temporary and slowly ponders the consequences of his metamorphosis. Stuck on his back and unable to get up and leave the bed, Gregor reflects on his job as a traveling salesman and cloth merchant, which he characterizes as being "plagued with ... the always changing, never enduring human exchanges that don't ever become intimate."

As the novella continues, the circumstances of Samsa's transformation become increasingly awful. 

Is Gregor Samsa facing "a bizarre or surreal predicament," to which he "struggles to adjust?" At present, our struggling nation finds itself in a similar stew, though that isn't the main component of the instruction we find lurking there. 

Early this morning, we began to flash on this awful tale as we clicked through the efforts of our flailing American press corps to report on the various glove[s].

With apologies, the gloves in question are the various gloves which have been found by investigators in Tucson. Especially in major organs of Red America's press, the stumblebums to whom we've referred have attempted, for almost a week, to report how many gloves have been found, and to explain their potential significance.

How many gloves had police investigators found? Was it one glove, or possible two, or was it as many as three? Last Thursday, Fox News Digital went with this:

Nancy Guthrie case investigators find black gloves near roadside

A pair of black gloves recovered near Nancy Guthrie’s Tucson-area home is being tested for DNA, marking the latest development in the investigation into her disappearance.

Authorities said the gloves were found roughly a mile and a half from her Catalina Foothills residence, though it is not yet known whether they are connected to the masked individual captured on surveillance video at the home. There were conflicting reports about whether there was one glove or a pair of gloves.

Deputies and FBI agents were seen searching desert brush along a nearby roadside late Wednesday into early Thursday, focusing on terrain about a mile from the property...

Had they found two gloves, or had they found only one? It doesn't get much clearer than that!

That night, it fell to Jesse Watters, to host the announcement that a glove had been found right inside Nancy Guthrie's house! The announcement was excitedly made on Jesse Watters Primetime last Thursday night. It was then excitedly repeated on Hannity and on Fox News Tonight, and then on Fox & Friends the next morning.

Later that day, it fell to the sheriff of Pima County to report the fact that this claim had been pure bunk. That night, Watters offered a roughly three-word non-retraction retraction as the stumblebum conduct rolled on.

As of this very morning, how many (relevant) gloves actually have been found? Is the number one, or could it be two? Even this morning, major news orgs continue to offer contradictory reports on that pointand not only that:

Bizarrely, a new number has crawled out on the scenesixteen. When PBS reposted an AP report, here's how the news report ended:

Glove found near Guthrie home with traces of DNA appears to match those worn by masked suspect

A glove containing DNA found about two miles from the house of "Today" show host Savannah Guthrie's mother appears to match those worn by a masked person outside her front door in Tucson the night she vanished, the FBI said Sunday. 

[...]

The FBI also has said approximately 16 gloves were found in various spots near the house, most of which were searchers' gloves that had been discarded.

Say what? Approximately sixteen gloves have been found "near the house?" Most of them were simply "gloves which had been discarded" by searchers? 

Some of the searchers threw them away? Other searchers came along and "found" them?

Why would law enforcement personnel discard their own gloves in the course of conducting their search? On this morning's Morning Joe, we finally saw someone raise that obvious question, though with no explanation given.

Meanwhile, as you can see, that PBS / AP report says that one glove appears to be relevant. But this is what the New York Times is reporting this morning, even now, as we type:

The F.B.I. said Sunday that gloves found about two miles from Nancy Guthrie’s home carried an unknown man’s DNA. Authorities planned to enter the DNA profile into a database in an effort to identify the person. The bureau said in a statement that the gloves appeared to match a pair worn by the man who was captured on Guthrie’s doorbell camera on the night she was abducted. The F.B.I. added that most of the other gloves recovered during its searches were those of investigators who had discarded them while conducting sweeps near the home.

The New York Times refers to "gloves"plural. The Times also reports that other gloves found near the home had in fact simply been discarded by investigators, but it spares readers the mystery of learning that the number of those discarded gloves lands somewhere in the mid-teens.

(Why would investigators litter an active crime scene that way? Like others, the Times doesn't ask. For the record, the Times offers no link to the text of that FBI statement.)

So it goes as we the humans attempt to report the basic facts about an event which the Fox News Channel has heavily prioritized for at least the past nine days. On balance, we'd limn it like this:

Red America's press has gone all in on this news topic. By way of contrast, and perhaps more sensibly, Blue America's press has treated it as one news topic among many. 

For that reason, the stumblebums of Fox News and the New York Post have driven the reporting of the tiny handful of available facts. For us, the maddening bungles found all through the reporting has driven us straight back to Kafka.

Full disclosure! We've seen several major figures make intelligent comments about various matters in the past several days. We would include such names as these:

Marco Rubio. AOC. Barack Obama. Governor Wes Moore, regarding the topic of this earlier opinion piece by Colby Hall.

We've seen some people make sensible statements in the past few days. But over at the Fox News Channel, the stumblebums and the even more deranged individuals decided to drive the reporting of this matter. As a result, citizens have been told that it was one glove, or two, or maybe threeand now it seems to turn out that the number is really sixteen!

Gregor Samsa turned into a cockroach? Have you ever watched the Gutfeld! showa "cable news" program which airs in prime time each weekday night? 

(That program's vulgar, dimwitted presentations often reflect unregulated anger turned loose on reasonable complaints and critiques.)

Starting tomorrow, we want to tell you why we flashed on Kafka this morning as we tore our hair about the journalistic transformations which now threaten our faltering nation.

According to the leading authority, Kafka's protagonists, including the instantly transformed Gregor Samsa, frequently found themselves "facing bizarre or surreal predicaments." This nation is facing such a predicament, though our leading lights in Blue America may not be describing it well.

Kafka may have been deeply depressedor he may have been able to see something about the human condition. We haven't mentioned the sitting president yet, though he will be a key player in this story as the week rolls along.

As our exploration continues, we'll return to his apparent affliction, and to the refusal of major Blue American orgs to discuss what's right there before themto attempt to report and fully describe the transformation at hand. We'll even discuss, if only briefly, the intelligent things which have been said by AOC, by Barack Obama, by Wes Moore, and even perhaps by Rubio, we're willing to say right here.

Was Franz Kafka severely depressedor could he simply see something? For today, how many (relevant) gloves have been found? 

Citizen, don't even ask!

Tomorrow: In our view, it's rather hard to disagree with what AOC said!


SATURDAY: The miracle suddenly looks like this!

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2026

Eighth-graders bypass Lourdes: We'd call it one of his weak spots. 

As we noted in Monday's report, Nicholas Kristof has endorsed the claim of that "Mississippi miracle" in a recent column for the New York Times.

(To his credit, he didn't use the term "miracle," nor has he done so in the past. Almost everyone does.)

The miracle involves the miraculous Naep scores produced by that state's (good, decent, deserving) public school kids. As you may know, the Naep is a highly regarded federal program which tests reading and math, every few years, in Grade 4 and Grade 8. 

(For most purposes, there are reasons to skip the Grade 12 scores.). 

The Naep is a highly regarded program. On Tuesday, we focused on this miraculous finding, as cited in Kristof's column:

These Three Red States Are the Best Hope in Schooling

[...]

Black fourth graders in Mississippi are on average better readers than those in Massachusetts, which is often thought to have the best public school system in the country (and one that spends twice as much per pupil).

Say what? Mississippi's black fourth graders outperformed their counterparts in Massachusetts? 

At least on its face, that claim is correct! Whatever the explanation might be, here are the relevant scores from the most recent testing:

Average scores, 2024 Naep 
Black kids, Grade 4 reading

Massachusetts: 202.86
Mississippi: 205.93

If genuine, that may or may not constitute a miracle. But given the circumstances mentioned by Kristof, it looks like a major accomplishment.

(According to a very rough rule of thumb, a gap of 10-11 points on the Naep is often said to correspond, very roughly, to one academic year.)

As if to prove that everyone makes mistakes, we then uncorked a whopper. (As we've mentioned several times, the incessant flooding of the zone has had us feeling overwhelmed. Plus, the Super Bowl!)

As of today, a double groaner has been corrected in Tuesday's report. What we had meant to present can be seen belowMississippi's white fourth graders also came fairly close to matching the kids up north:

Average scores, 2024 Naep
White kids, Grade 4 reading

Massachusetts: 233.21
Mississippi: 230.85

(By the way: When we look at the giant gaps between white and black kids in each of those states, do we really want to claim that anyone's producing a miracle at this point in time?)

At any rate, there you see the fourth grade scores from the most recent Naep. Mississippi's black kids outscored their peers in Massachusetts. Mississippi's white kids came close.

If nothing is "wrong" with those test scores, that result would seem to represent a substantial, surprising accomplishment. That said, adult life doesn't begin after fourth gradeand here are the corresponding scores from that same year for eighth grade students in those two states:

Average scores, 2024 Naep
Black kids, Grade 8 reading

Massachusetts: 252.03
Mississippi: 242.94
Average scores, 2024 Naep
White kids, Grade 8 reading

Massachusetts: 275.88
Mississippi: 263.83

Borrowing from the early Dylan: But oh, what kind of miracle is this, which goes from great to worse?

There you see a puzzling aspect of this alleged miracle. Over the course of quite a few years, Mississippi's fourth graders have been racking up surprising, nearly miraculous test scores. But by the time the state's kids reach Grade 8, the scores continue to look quite a bit like what they were in the past.

Quickly, let's state the obvious:

The fourth graders who performed so well in 2024 may still be performing that well when they reach the eighth grade and are tested in 2028. But Mississippi's well-intention education reforms have been in place for a long time, and this same pattern keeps showing up:

A miracle seems to be present in Grade 4. But there's no sign of any such phenomenon when you look at the scores from Grade 8.

Why might such a pattern obtain? After fifty years of flogging varieties of this horse, we won't waste our time going there today. For today, we'll only ask you this:

If kids are doing well in fourth grade, but have regressed by the time they finish eighth grade, then what good was that early achievementassuming it really existed?

Kristof cited the Grade 4 scores; he didn't cite Grade 8. In the process, he retold a type of story which has been told ever since the 1960s, when we the people began to pretend that we actually care about black kids.

It's the story of the (alleged) public school miracle, allegedly produced by the handful of people who actually care! Versions of this story have floated around at least since 1967, when 36 Children appeared

In the early 1970s, by total coincidence, we stumbled upon one of the ways miraculous test scores will sometimes appear. (Two friends described the outrageous cheating taking place in their high-scoring, low-income schoola school which was endlessly praised in the Baltimore Sun.)

By the early 1980s, we had stumbled into a telephone relationship with a top executive at one of that era's major testing companies. He was the first to tell us how bad this phenomenon can sometimes get. 

(He told us that school districts can pay to have their students' answer sheets scanned for unusual erasure patterns. Three decades later, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution blew the whistle on the "erasure parties" staged within Atlanta's schools, in which teachers gathered to change reams of wrong answers on students' completed answer sheets to the answers which was correct.)

We know of zero reason to assume that any such fraudulent behavior ever took place in Mississippi. As far as we know, no such misconduct is even possible with respect to the Naep, given the way the Naep is administered.

That said, one event after another, through many long years, convinced us that no one should ever accept these miracle claims on their face. Simple story:

Our journalists love to tell these storiesand repeatedly, these stories turn out to be bogus.

We the humans have pleasing stories we simply love to tell! The story of the educational miracle engineered by the handful of people who actually care is one of these treasured tales.

Note to Kristof, whose overall work we marvel at and greatly admire:

Our "education experts" were endlessly asleep at the switch, down through the many long years, as these feel-good stories came and went. So was the New York Times! When the whistle was finally blown on major cheating scandals in Atlanta and (apparently) in D.C., it was the Atlanta paper, and the much-maligned USA Today, which finally did the work.

(When Michelle Rhee was nominated to be chancellor of the D.C. schools, it was obvious that something was crazily wrong with the test score gains she was claiming from her short teaching career. It was obvious that her claims didn't make statistical sensebut so what? The Washington Post agreed to roll over and pretend that nothing was wrong.)

(Also, Philadelphia.)

Yes, Virginia! We were even present, behind the scenes, when Dr. John Cannell unveiled his Lake Wobegon Reports in the late 1980swhen he reported, perhaps a bit inaccurately, that every state in the nation was reporting that their statewide test scores were, in fact, above average! 

That was a wonderfully comical narrative hook, and the nation's journalists briefly took note. After that, our education journalists went back to sleep, snoring loudly alongside our education experts.

(Back in 2006, we demonstrated that the miracle story concerning one Washington area elementary school was in fact horribly wrong. The Washington Post's Jay Mathews, with whom we share the old school system tie and whose work we greatly admire, told the tale right here.)

Full disclosure: There are certain feel-good stories we humans love to tell! We continue to tell those stories, no matter how often such stories turn out to be bogus.

As to the apparent anomalies in Mississippi's scoring patterns, we know of zero reason to think that overt acts of fraud have ever been part of the story. (Repeatwe know of zero reason.) 

That said, the scoring pattern doesn't seem to make sense. Still, the story lives on.

Anthropologists crowd our dreams at night, telling us things like this:

This is who, and this is what, we actually are as a species!

For the record, there's a different possible explanation for those anomalous Mississippi scoring patterns. We don't know if it's right or wrong.

(Then too, we can think of one or two more.)

We're no longer going to bother with such maddening explorations. That's especially true at this point, as the entire American political structure may be crashing to the ground. 

Is something "wrong" with those Grade 4 scores? To this day, we can't answer that question. We can say that Mississippi's eighth grade scores don't seem to be playing along.

Again, we apologize for Tuesday's dispiriting blunder. We've corrected the blunder in Tuesday's report. The flooding of the zone!

Now for the rest of the story: Still in the early 1980s, that high executive told us that he was leaving the testing business. He said that his company was losing market share to a rival testing companyand he said they felt they couldn't compete, because the rival company was allegedly faking its data (its "norms") so as to produce better test scores.

The executive, who is no longer living, went on to a different public career. Just for the record: 

At that time, it was publicly reported that the Iowa Test of Basic Skills was losing substantial market share to the California Achievement Test. At some point, the switch was made here in Baltimore, perhaps because it was widely bruited that urban systems ended up with better scores on the latter test.

We're telling you what the executive said. We don't know if his suspicions were accurate. 


FRIDAY: Inflation was running at three percent!

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 2026

On Fox, the friends made it nine: Yesterday afternoon, then again this morning, the Fox News Channel continued to focus heavily on the search for Nancy Guthrie.

In all honesty, there hasn't a huge amount of news to convey about this deeply unfortunate matter. On Fox, by way of contrast, there seems to be plenty of time to kill. 

Has this helped erase the sitting president from the news stream at a time when his numbers seemed to be sinking? We don't know if that has been some part of the channel's motives. 

But as of yesterday afternoon, CNN and Fox had spent the past week staging virtual filibusters on this unfortunate topic. Consider the Fox News Channel's Will Cain Show, which airs each weekday at 4 p.m. Eastern.

Yesterday afternoon, Cain discussed nothing but the Guthrie case from 4 o'clock down to 4:27 p.m. After a commercial break, he devoted three (3) minutes to yesterday's Senate hearing in which, in Cain's basically accurate rendering, "GOP lawmakers were tearing into Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison, grilling him on alleged fraud, anti-ICE rhetoric and everything in between."

Cain spent three (3) minutes on that topic, then returned to fruitless, repetitive discussions about the search for Guthrie. The last five minutes of the show were devoted to a conversation with the actress Candace Cameron Bure about her Christian faith. 

As for this morning, the Fox & Friends program devoted at least half its airtime every hour to the Guthrie matter. Finally, during the third and final 8 o'clock hour, Karoline Leavitt showed up.

As we noted yesterday, performers on Fox News Channel shows don't really need help from "human interest" events when they want to tilt the news in the sitting president's favor. Quite routinely, they disappear the topics they don't like and they reinvent the facts about the topics they prefer.

Leavitt was at her best today. After discussing the Guthrie matter, she was asked about the forthcoming monthly inflation report. Inevitably, Leavitt said this:

LEAVITT (2/13/26): Well look, the report will be released in a few minutes, and I can't get ahead of it. But what we do know are the facts. President Trump inherited an economic mess from the Biden administration. Inflation was at a record highnine percent...

"What we do know are the facts," she said. She then proceeded to change them.

Leavitt continued from there, picking and choosing her measure of current inflation. But noas Leavitt surely knows, inflation wasn't running at nine percent when President Biden handed off to President Trump. 

As Leavitt presumably knows, inflation was running at three percent on that fateful occasion.

Inflation was running at three percent. On Fox, that number is always nine. Jones, Earhardt and Kilmeade, good friends all, politely listened to Leavitt's misstatement without attempting to offer correction. Presumably, they all knew that her statement was bogus, but they also knew that it was bogus in the standard Fox News Channel way.

What has happened to Nancy Guthrie? At this point, nobody knows. 

Fox hardly needs to stage filibusters concerning the search for Nancy Guthrie to make the news work out better for Trump. We don't know why they've focused so heavily on this matter since at least last Saturday morning, but has anyone on Fox & Friends ever mentioned that sad visual rendering of the Obamas the president reposted last week? 

We haven't had time to check that out. Based on experience, we can guess what that search would most likely find.

Full disclosure: In this morning's report, inflation was down to 2.5%. That's much better than 9!