FRIDAY, MAY 16, 2025
An assault on the human experiment: As Secretary Rumsfeld used to say, a nation marches into the future with the species it has.
Within our own imperfect species, some attitudes die very hard. Experts say that such attitudes are bred in the bone. For better or worse—quite often for worse—they're part of who we are.
One such attitude was on display last night on the Fox News Channel. Every night, CEO Suzanne Scott pries open the garbage can and this sort of conduct crawls out:
Kid Rock Tells Fox News America Has Low Birth Rate Because ‘No Guy Wants to Sleep’ With ‘Ugly Ass, Broke, Crazy’ Liberal Women
That's the headline on the report from Mediaite. As you can see by clicking this link, this is part of what crawled forth onto the land:
During an interview on Thursday with the 54-year-old musician, Fox News host Jesse Watters played a clip of a group of liberal protesters and asked, “When you play your concerts, do you ever see anybody with blue hair, armpit hair—female armpit hair? Some of these people we’re looking at, Kid, I don’t know.”
“Listen, I was just watching your clips, and you know, we have this low birth rate in America, and it all made sense,” replied Kid Rock. “It just hit me right now because who’s gonna sleep with these ugly ass, broke, crazy, deranged, TDS liberal women?”
He continued, “I mean, you look at these rallies, it’s like a bunch of women that no guy wants to sleep with and a bunch of dudes that want to sleep with each other.”
Watters had spotted some armpit hair. It had shaken him right to his soul, and his guest knew where to go from there.
Kid Rock is 54; Watters is 46. Certain attitudes, bred in the bone, are slow to disappear. On the Fox News Channel, those attitudes are put on display every night.
Two hours later, Greg Gutfeld crawled out for his own prime time, "cable news" show. He opened with his standard two minutes of jokes, the better to create an illusion by.
This is not a comedy show; it isn't "political satire." It's a stone-cold a corporate propaganda vehicle which hides behind comedy elements.
Last night, it was still exactly10:00 p.m. when this strangely angry man offered this as his second joke:
GUTFELD (5/15/25): Michelle [Obama] also admitted on the podcast that she fights with her husband over the thermostat.
She wants it at 70 degrees, while he wants it up his butt.
The claim that Barack Obama is secretly gay is now a standard part of this ghastly "cable news" program. (Also, President Obama's wife is secretly a man.) It gets mixed in with various claims in which the (female) co-hosts of The View are relentlessly compared to horses and cows and pigs and whales and dogs of various sorts.
This little guy, with his Russkie wife, almost seems to be sunk in angry incel culture. Suzanne Scott turns this fellow loose each night with a cast of flunkies hired to say that they agree with his various endless tirades.
Watters, Gutfeld, Kid Rock? They're part of who we are! So are the major orgs in Blue America which refuse to report or discuss what happens on these astonishing shows on this ersatz "cable news" channel.
The ugly conduct on this channel constitutes an assault on the human experiment. More specifically, some of the conduct is ugly. Some is the conduct is merely stupid, is merely the work of clowns.
The channel's conduct represents an assault on the possibility of the American project, challenged as it already is. But at the New York Times, at MSNBC, at CNN, at Mediaite, the various suits who set the rules have agreed that this idiotic, ugly conduct can't be reported and also can't be discussed.
David Brooks won't talk about this. Neither will Lawrence O'Donnell.
With that, we return to the all-star lineup assembled for the Gutfeld! program of last Tuesday night.
Just how stupid does this channel get? These are the people Scott had waved onto the air, with the direction that they should help a defective host pretend to discuss the world's major news events:
Panelists, Gutfeld! program: May 6, 2025
Kennedy: Former MTV VJ
Tyrus: Former professional "wrestler"
Jamie Lissow: Star of "The Divorced Dad Comedy Tour"
Paul Mauro: Former NYPD Inspector
It was the standard gathering of stumblebum flyweights, with the gay-baiting, misogyny-adjacent Gutfeld in the driver's seat. For the record, no other part of American journalism is perfect. Also, though, no other part of American journalism is as defiantly stupid as this.
With that, we pause for a minor aside:
There's often (not always) an obvious element of truth to this host's endless diatribes. That said, he can't seem to offer his critiques without the furious anger and the ugly assaults which are his basic stock in trade.
The inability to beat back anger is a part of who we are. It dates all the way back to "The Rage of Achilles" (and of Agamemnon) at the very dawn of the west.
Today, the inability to beat back anger presents in such ways as these:
Trump’s Comms Director Blows Up at Reporter: ‘You Must Be Truly F*cking Stupid’
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“CNN had this blithering idiot on @InsidePolitics from The Daily Beast named @JoannaColes making unsubstantiated claims about President Trump’s health,” he wrote at the time. “Joanna is a piece of shit, clearly suffering from a debilitating case of Trump Derangement Syndrome rotting her pea-sized brain.”
That would qualify as one meltdown. Also, we can offer this:
‘SHAME ON YOU!’ Seb Gorka Totally Melts Down Under Questioning in Live Interview
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"Oh, of course you don’t. It’s just accidents. The four symbols represent the letters MS. This is why Politico is a joke. This is where you are gutter press and fake news that those four symbols that just happen to comport with the letters, MS, and the numbers 13, don’t, in this case, represent MS-13. You’re sitting here live defending a member of MS-13. That’s why I regret coming here. Because this isn’t journalism, this is protecting those who hate America. Shame on you. We are saving lives. Saving lives!"
For the record, we're fairly sure that Dasha Burns isn't the "gutter press." That said, we suggest that you might want to review those two reports from Mediaite.
(On tape from that same Politico event, we saw Callie Means constantly responding to sensible questions from Burns with barely disguised hints of his great magisterial anger. He managed to hold his condescension and his anger in check in a way that some others didn't.)
Those instincts are part of who we are as we try to march into the future. So was the conversation which took place on Tuesday evening, May 6, on the Gutfeld! program.
The CEO had grouped a former VJ with a former "wrestler," and also with a Divorced Dad. They were now invited to slime Dr. Fauci for perhaps the ten millionth time.
There was no sign that any of these flyweights had the first freaking idea what they were talking about. For the record, the former "wrestler" is an ever-expanding blob of self-regard. The former VJ is quite hard to describe.
The flyweights proceeded to deliver the dope about the aforementioned Fauci. It started with a bogus claim from the poisonous host about the size of Dr. Fauci's federal pension, then spiraled down from there.
The VJ, the "wrestler" and the poisonous host had a great deal to tell us this night.
Dr. Fauci is "a horrible, vile person," Fox viewers were quickly told. The problem is that he's just "so immoral and authoritarian."
Also, Dr. Fauci had killed a million people in the course of the Covid pandemic. "His ass should be dragged through the House and the Senate every damn day" in the course of a grand inquisition about "the beagles and the lockdowns and the school closures and the church closures and all the rest of it," Red America's voters were told.
Viewers were told that Dr. Fauci had been helping the Chinese develop bioweapons. Those weapons were "worse than mustard gas." They were "worse than what Hitler had."
If the Chinese has been giving Hunter Biden diamonds, "what do you think they were fiving him for helping them make bioweapons?" Inquiring minds at the Fox News Channel very much wanted to know!
At one point, the disordered person who helms the show gave voice to an unexplained thought. "We don't even have time to look at his role in AIDS,"' the poisonous fellow said, as if his collection of defectives would have had the slightest idea about any aspect of that.
The gong-show went on and on, in standard Fox News Channel fashion. Apparently because conversations like these are being scored as "political satire" and "entertainment," the chroniclers at Mediaite have apparently been told that they must take a dive with respect to these presentations.
A studio audience cheered as this unpacking pf garbage went on. Finally, the capper came from the former professional "wrestler." The massive bag of self-regard brought the segment to a close:
TYRUS (5/6/25): A lot of people don't have grandparents today because of that son of a bitch.
GUTFELD: Yeah! All right!
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
GUTFELD: Up next, Greasy Gavin is back.
"Greasy Gavin" is Governor Newsom. Basically, this is all these idiots have.
These "conversations" take place night after night on this primetime "cable news" program. It airs at 7 p.m. on the coast, but Variety praises it as the most-watched "late night" program.
Nancy Pelosi has used too much Botox. President Obama is gay.
Liberal women are all too fat. With apologies, President Biden's pants are still full of "turds."
The angry stumblebum booked on this show are part of who we are. So is the refusal in Blue America to discuss this nightly assault.
Lawrence O'Donnell won't talk about this. Neither will Rachel Maddow. David Brooks won't mention this either.
As Dylan noted long ago, all three "went to the finest schools." The silence they exhibit is part of who we are.
There's nothing anyone can do about this. As with Russell and Gödel, so too here:
This is all we have.