WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2024
Aging Fox star proves the point: It's been a while since we looked in on the moral progress of the aging star who sits at the helm of the Fox News Channel's primetime Gutfeld! program.
That star grew up in a sunny land. Last week, he turned 60.
Having reached the age of majority, would he begin to show moral growth? Inquiring minds wanted to know!
Last night, he was accompanied by a standard type of panel—one former professional wrestler, a pair of flyweight D-List comedians, plus consultant Erin Perrine, who ought to know much better.
The first two panel discussions achieved unparalleled levels of intellectual cluelessness—but we thought you might want to check in on the cable star's sexual politics.
Simply put, this pilgrim is showing no progress. As he typically does, he opened his "cable news" program with a few minutes of jokes.
He started with an evergreen sally about President Biden's state of near-death, but by 10:01 he had moved on to this world-class throwback groaner:
GUTFELD (9/17/24): An investigation into the immigrant crisis in Springfield, Ohio reveals that auto accidents have increased fourfold.
I didn't know the Haitians were all women.
ANNOUNCER: A sexist would saaaaaayyy.
For now, try to ignore the factual claim, which we'll fact-check below. Just try to believe that a cable star is still so braindead that he goes on TV offering jokes which turn on the theme that women simply can't drive their cars as well as we strong muscled men.
He turned to that joke at 10:01. That announcer's hook—A sexist would saaaaaayyy!—is part of the pitiful infrastructure of this braindead "cable news" program.
The Incel emitted that joke at 10:01. His next joke went like this:
GUTFELD: RFK Junior is being investigated for allegedly cutting off the head of a whale carcass twenty years ago.
But it appears Joy Behar is doing fine.
[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]
(Scoldingly) You people!
Comparisons of Behar to cows or elephants or whales are a constant theme with the undergrown child. At 10:02, he moved ahead to this:
GUTFELD: Hillary Clinton's fourth memoir is coming out today. There are as many accounts of her life as there are of Christ's.
The similarities end there. Jesus brought a dead man back to life, and Hillary brought a live man to a prison and had him hung.
[PHOTOS OF CLINTON, JEFFREY EPSTEIN]
[APPLAUSE]
(That was part of the ongoing campaign in which the aging star advances the notion that Jeffrey Epstein was actually murdered by Hillary Clinton.)
Right after that, at 10:02, the cable star offered his final joke. His final joke went like this:
GUTFELD: And on MSNBC, Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump a danger to our country.
Meanwhile, men are calling Hillary a danger to their boners.
Believe it or not, the sheer stupidity of the ensuing discussions exceeded the stupidity—and the astonishing tastelessness—of this little guy's humor selection. Even so, he had again displayed the "Incel chic" for which his program has become famous.
So you'll know, he quickly threw in an additional comment establishing the eternal claim that all the women of The View are just way too fat. That crowd-pleasing theme goes on and on, night after night after night.
At 10:21, he kicked off a pseudo-discussion of Hillary Clinton's recent comments about Candidate Trump. As he did, he referred to Clinton as "that broad with the kankles."
(That was a reference to a long-standing Limbaugh claim according to which the former senator's ankles were way too fat.)
That pseudo-discussion turned on a bogus impression produced by some bogus editing. Thanks to the bogus edit, the aging star conveyed the impression that Clinton has proposed imprisoning people (implicitly, political opponents) for acts of misinformation.
Having established that phony premise, the aging star threw this in:
GUTFELD: Being jailed for misinformation! Well, I guess that means that Bill Clinton will never call you pretty!
As you can see, it routinely goes well beyond pitiful with this 60-year-old man. For the record, four flyweights—two of whom identify as women—sat around watching this pathetic yet standard display.
Concerning the claims about auto accidents in Springfield, it's based on a news report in the New York Post. That news report actually says that injuries in auto accidents for the entire county have increased by fourteen percent.
The "fourfold" figure involves a jump in deaths in auto accidents (countywide) from two in 2022 to a total of eight last year. You can, of course, refer to that a fourfold increase, but it's built on an N which is basically meaningless.
(The Post report specifically notes that it isn't known if Haitian drivers were involved in these accidents. Translation: The aging star is even slipperier than reports in the New York Post!)
How did this famously motherless child ever get this way? As we often note, he grew up in a bright, sunny land.
This can is opened, in primetime, on the Fox News Channel each night. It's an endless cancer on the society, and nobody says a word.