FRIDAY: The scripting when Marimar Martinez was shot!

FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 2026

The lunacy, just for the record: How crazy can tribal warfare get? 

Just for the record, the answer can look like what you see below. It came from the DHS last October, when Marimar Martinez was shot. 

As a matter of fact, she was shot five times, by a Border Patrol agent. Eventually, it became clear that the account of what had happened from the agent who shot her was jaw-droppingly bogus. 

Recent language about "domestic terrorists" may have started here. It looks like DHS hired some writers from North Korea to come up with this account:

UPDATE: DHS Deploys Special Operations After Multiple Violent Attacks on Federal Law Enforcement by Domestic Terrorists in Chicago

Release Date: October 4, 2025

Three vehicles used as weapons against our brave law enforcement as they work without pay to make America safe again

WASHINGTON – This morning, Border Patrol law enforcement officers were ambushed by domestic terrorists that rammed federal agents with their vehicles. The woman, Marimar Martinez, driving one of the vehicles, was armed with a semi-automatic weapon and has a history of doxxing federal agents. She took defensive fire from CBP agents and has been discharged from the hospital and is currently in the custody of the FBI. The driver of another vehicle, Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz, involved in the ramming has been apprehended by law enforcement.

The scene became increasingly violent as more domestic terrorists gathered and began throwing smoke, gas, rocks, and bottles at DHS law enforcement. Another domestic terrorist was arrested for assaulting CBP at the scene. Following JB Prtizker’s refusal to allow local police to help secure the scene, Secretary Noem has deployed special operations teams to restore law and order.

As our ICE law enforcement was responding to the shooting, a domestic terrorist followed them and rammed their vehicle in an attempt to run them off the road. This individual has also been arrested and is in HSI custody.

An ICE vehicle popped a tire and was subsequently mobbed by domestic terrorists, forcing law enforcement to abandon the vehicle for their own safety. The vehicle was significantly damaged.

Several CBP law enforcement officers were sent to the hospital with various injuries.

Straight outta North Korean AI, the "domestic terrorists" were everywhere that day! Months later, that designation was instantly applied to Renee Good and Alex Pretti when they were fatally shot in Minneapolis.

DHS actually peddled that screeching account of what happened in Chicago last October. Eventually, it became clear that their basic account of the day's events had been jaw-droppingly wrong.

Also included in that dispatch was a "Statement from Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin." 

Your assignment, should you choose to accept it:

Never descend into hysteria of that remarkable type.

 

38 ulasan:

  1. And now the administration is using the same accuracy in describing their non-war with Iran.

    Shouldn't they have completed the destruction of the US, before moving on to other countries?

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    1. Ilya -- What wrong information and lies about the battle with Iran has the Administration told the American people? thanks.

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    2. Go fuck yourself , dickface

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    3. Epstein was a pedophilic raper who oversaw a vast ring of toddler trafficking to elites.

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    4. For one thing, they haven't called it a war. Then there's a sequence of non-sensical shifting rationales for starting the non-war. Then there's an attack on a defenseless ship -- a war crime. Let's not forget: (a) we are not picking their next leader (b) we are going to have a hand in picking their next leader.

      We are dealing with a corrupt, criminal administration.

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    5. You have no choice but to sit back and enjoy the taste of his abhorrent white member sloshing around every nook and cranny of your mouth. With his saggy balloons beating up your tonsils.

      Never forget: his cock you must suck.

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    6. Ilya - I agree with you this far. At one point, either Trump or one of his minions said an Irani attack was "imminent". Later they backed off from this claim, using some sort of doubletalk that included the word imminent, but really wasn't imminent.

      Now, I think the attack was totally necessary even though an Irani attack wasn't imminent. We had to stop the Ayatollah from getting nuclear weapons, and now was the right time to do so. But, I do agree that the use of the word :imminent" was a false statement.

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    7. He ran as an America First man of peace as opposed to war hawk Kamala you lying cunt DiC.

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    8. @6:08 - Iran has been more or less at war with the US for decades. Chanting "death to America." Attacking Americans with their proxies. Trump is ending that war. It's been going on for decades. Trump will finally end it in a few weeks.

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    9. the battle with Iran

      What an insufferable mealy mouthed little cunt you are, dickface

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    10. I can't wait until Iran is no longer a threat to my family. Democrats want it to be a threat to theirs.

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    11. They don’t call him Donald Chickenshit for nothing

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    12. You are more than less of a fascist piece of warmongering flip flopping piece of shit David

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    13. The Ayatollah's nukes were "obliterated" according to your fuckfsce President seven fucking months ago you lying creep.

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    14. "Trump is ending that war. It's been going on for decades"

      Is that you, Don Jr.?

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    15. Chanting "death to America
      That's called being at war? How many people died from their chanting? The aforementioned deadly chanting goes back to '79 when they deposed the shah that was foisted on them by the US.
      What else have they done besides their deadly chanting? Which ones of their proxies killed Americans?

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    16. So Ronald Reagan traded weapons with Iran during it's war with the United States of America.
      Pretty on-brand for a Republican.

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  2. “jaw-droppingly wrong.”

    It’s called lies, Bob.

    Deliberate lies.

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  3. Donald J Chickenshit reported to the nation on his atrocious economic numbers and to the surprise of nobody blamed his atrocious numbers on President Biden.

    How much longer, Lord?

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  4. Apropos of nothing, has anyone noticed that since the Aytollah was killed, Mao stopped posting? A coincidence? Methinks not.

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    1. I did notice that. He must have been posting from Tehran.

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    2. I am thinking that he was the Ayatollah!

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    3. Mao = Ayatollah makes so much sense!

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    4. He's 4th in line. Was.

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  5. Out of the Frying Pan into the Fire


    Looks like Markwayne Mullin will replace Noem.

    He is to be remembered for giving a lengthy, condescending lecture to ousted CDC Director Susan Monarez on the importance of honesty, in the course of which he lied to her about whether her final meeting with RFK Jr. had been recorded.

    MAGA through and through.

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    1. Your only option is to take Trump's cock, put it in your mouth where it belongs and start sucking it. You don't have any other choice.

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    2. 1:07,
      What makes you think 5:35 is a pre-teen girl?

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  6. "“Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be.”

    According to an interview with a woman conducted by the FBI as part of an investigation into Jeffrey Epstein, those were some of the first words Donald Trump directed at her before he began a sexual assault that ended with Trump reportedly hitting her and pulling her hair.

    Overshadowed by Thursday's firing of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, the Department of Justice quietly released previously missing FBI interviews with an Epstein victim whose explosive allegations have sent shockwaves through Washington.

    According to Politico, the unidentified woman alleged she was a teenager when Epstein introduced her to Trump.

    In files dated between August and October 2019, the woman—whose name is redacted—claims that when she was between 13 and 15 years old, Epstein took her to either New York or New Jersey. In "a very tall building with huge rooms," he introduced her to Trump. Trump, she said, "didn't like that I was a boy-girl," which interview notes interpreted to mean tomboy.

    According to the woman's account, other people were present initially, but she could not recall who they were. Trump asked them to leave the room, then said "something to the effect of, 'Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be,'" according to the interview notes. Trump then unzipped his pants and placed her head "down to his penis," she recalled. She said she "bit the s--- out of it." He then pulled her hair and punched her on the side of her head, she stated.

    "Get this little b---- the hell out of here," the woman recalled him saying. At that point, others reentered the room. The FBI interviews contain no information about how the incident concluded or how the woman left the encounter."

    Why hasn't Trump been impeached and prosecuted? This is illegal behavior for any man, much less our president.

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    1. Why hasn't Somerby called for Trump's removal from office? Where is his sense of outrage? He seems to be only concerned that Noem is being slurred by a whispering campaign over her extra-marital affairs, while Somerby doesn't give a damn how men like Trump treated young teen girls.

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    2. Nobody believes that shit but liberals enjoy discussing stories both true and untrue involving raping children.

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    3. Trump tells nothing but lies but you believe his denials over a girl being interviewed by the FBI? These victims have a lot to lose by telling their stories.

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    4. How do Democrats become so incapable of discerning reality?

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    5. They study Republicans.

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    6. Raping children isn't a crime to Republicans, for some reason.

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  7. The Democrat First Lady of the largest Jewish city in the world supports the biggest massacre of Jews since the Holocaust. Democrats oppose destroying the military capabilities of Jew-hating Iran. The right has more than a few antisemites in its ranks.

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    1. Who can blame her?

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    2. It reminds me of the time a bunch of Right-wing snowflakes threw a childish temper tantrum in Washington DC, just because black people's votes were counted in the 2020 Presidential election.

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