UNKNOWNS: Brzezinski wanted to "prove" Daniels' claim!

FRIDAY, MAY 17, 2024

This is the way she proceeded: On one occasion, in 2006, did future candidate Donald J. Trump engage in sexual intercourse with director Stormy Daniels?

Daniels says the gentleman did. The gentleman says he didn't. 

That said:

As has been explained a million times, the truth of the matter plays no role in the adjudication of the 34 felonies with which the defendant stands charged. The truth of this matter should play no role in the adjudication of those alleged crimes, whatever those alleged crimes may actually turn out to be.

In the morning's Washington Post, those crimes are described in the manner shown below. As far as we know, this description doesn't explain the legal theory under which Trump stands charged:

BARRETT ET AL (5/17/24): Trump is charged with 34 felony counts of falsifying business records by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. The indictment accuses Trump of creating a false paper trail to hide the fact that adult-film star Stormy Daniels was paid $130,000 in October 2016 to stay silent about her claim to have had sex with Trump years earlier. Trump denies the two had sex.

That's the description of the charges in the Post's main news report about yesterday's court session. But uh-oh:

As has been explained a million times, the falsification of business records is a mere misdemeanor. Trump stands charged with falsifying business records to conceal a second crime.

As has been explained a million times, paying Daniels "to stay silent about her claim to have had sex with Trump" is not, in itself, a crime. For that reason, it seems to us that the Post's capsule account fails to explain the nature of the felonies with which the hopeful stands charged.

So too in the New York Times! Here's that newspaper's explanation in today's news report:

PROTESS ET AL (5/17/24): Now on his third day of testimony in the first criminal trial of an American president, Mr. Cohen showed signs of fragility as the defense chipped at his credibility without appearing to deliver a fatal blow to the prosecution’s case...

Mr. Cohen’s conduct—and truthfulness—is at the case’s heart. He made the $130,000 payment to the porn star, Stormy Daniels, to suppress her account of a sexual liaison with Mr. Trump, who later reimbursed Mr. Cohen from the White House. Prosecutors accused Mr. Trump, who denies the sex and any wrongdoing, of falsifying related records so he could cover up the scandal for good. 

As far as we know, that account is accurate—but only as far as it goes. Prosecutors do accuse Trump of "falsifying related records." But in what sense would "cover[ing] up the scandal for good" constitute a second crime?

So it frequently goes when we the humans try to construct explanations. 

As a species, we're surprisingly good at erecting extremely tall buildings—tall buildings which almost never fall down. But as a species, we're much less skilled when we start tangling with words.

When we start to tangle with words, all sorts of implosions may follow. In particular, we may start to turn unknowns into knowns, seeking to square the circle on a state of affairs concerning which we have limited knowledge.

So it seems to have gone last Friday morning on MSNBC's Morning Joe. Daniels had completed her testimony the day before. In the course of that testimony, she had made all sorts of claims for which there seems to be no external verification.

Stating the obvious, that doesn't mean that her claims are false. It simply means that her various claims haven't been shown to be true. 

At such times, we humans are strongly inclined to square the circle—to create a definitive account of what occurred by asserting "facts not in evidence." So it seemed to go last Friday morning as Mika Brzezinski tried to explain how we can know, or feel fairly sure, that the lovebirds did engage in the sexual congress which Donald J. Trump still denies.

According to Brzezinski, the Old Spice proved they had sex.

In this passage, Brzezinski is speaking to Danny Cevallos, an admirably non-partisan legal analyst. To appearances, Brzezinski wanted to prove that the lovebirds had sex. 

In the process of seeking that end, she seems to enlist one unknown in service to another:

BRZEZINSKI (6/10/24): Danny, just OK, so I'm going to try and push back on this, because I'm curious what you think of the fact that it would be obvious that the defense would try and undermine her credibility, really try and, you know, put a frame around the incredulousness of her story. 

And who else would have the information like what was in his toiletry kit, or other things that would prove that there was a transaction for sex?

Say what? An obvious question arises.

(In what follows, we're assuming that Brzezinski meant that the contents of the toiletry kit was only one of many things that could "prove" that the pair engaged in that sort of transaction.)

An obvious question arises:

Did Daniels actually know what was in Trump's toiletry knit?  During her testimony, she said that she went into the bathroom of his hotel suite and looked into his kit. 

She said she wasn't proud of that fact, but she said she actually did that. She then reported some of the embarrassingly low-end products she said she'd seen in the kit.

Those claims may all be perfectly accurate. We know of no obvious reason to doubt them. 

That said, we also know of no external evidence which has established the accuracy of any of these statements. That's why the analysts came right out of their chairs in reaction to Brzezinski's QED:

In that presentation, Brzezinski seemed to be saying that one unverified claim—one "unknown"—could be enlisted to prove the accuracy of another. 

She wanted us viewers to believe that Daniel's claim about the congress was true. To support that unverified claim, she enlisted Daniels' unverified claim about the contents of Donald Trump's toiletry kit!

Did Daniels snoop in the toiletry kit? We have no idea. Every one of her statements could be true—but her statements could also be false.

If Daniels did engage in that harmless bit of snooping, did she spot some Old Spice in the kit? We can't swear to that either! She says that's what she saw in the kit, and that's pretty much where it ends.

As such, did Daniels' claim about the contents of the toiletry kit prove the accuracy of her claim about the subsequent congress? It's hard to see how it could, but the heart wants what it wants, as a famous director once said.

Alas! Dating all the way back to Plato's The Apology of Socrates, it's been clear that we humans don't enjoy being told that we know or understand less than we think we do.

Once we get a certain idea in our heads, we humans are strongly inclined to look for ways to "prove" the truth of such preferred ideas. In Plato's telling, Socrates found that people with reputations for wisdom reacted extremely poorly when he tried to show them that they weren't actually wise after all. 

In a somewhat similar way, once we humans have some unverified claim we want to believe, we're inclined to cast about in the waters, looking for ways to "prove" the truth of such preferred beliefs.

In such circumstances, almost anything may serve as proof of our preferred beliefs! In this instance, Brzezinski took one unverified claim and then seemed to use it as proof of another such claim.

In fairness to Brzezinski, conduct like this was general over the pundit corps with respect to Daniels' assertions last week. Tomorrow, we'll show you a clip in which a legal analyst—not a journalist—made the same sort of claim about the Old Spice which Brzezinski seemed to make in this instance.

Elsewhere, all sorts of major, high-end pundits acted as if Daniels' various claims had been shown to be true. There are many ways to convey that impression, and pundits left few behind.

Again, we aren't saying that Daniels' claims are false. Every one of her various claims may be perfectly accurate!

That said. her various claims seem to be unsupported by external evidence. We humans tend to blow past such impediments when we have stories we like.

Tomorrow: "What happened to Stormy Daniels"


The New York Times dissects cable news!

THURSDAY, MAY 16, 2024

MSNBC only: In recent months, we've often suggested that big news orgs like the New York Times should report on what is happening in the realm of "cable news."

This morning, the Times has published such a report—above the fold on the front page of its print editions. The only wrinkle is this:

In the main, we've suggested that the Times should report on the changed culture which is observable at the Fox News Channel. This morning's front-page report is all about MSNBC. 

In fairness, it's largely a business report—a report about the corporate struggles which have apparently taken place between the parent company, NBC, and its persuasion / propaganda / opinion-based "cable news" affiliate. Dual hard-copy headline included, the lengthy report starts like this:

Fight at NBC Over Left Tilt From MSNBC
Ratings Rise, but Some Rue a Partisan Shift

MSNBC placed a big bet on becoming comfort TV for liberals. Then it doubled down.

Time slots on the cable network once devoted to news programming are now occupied by Trump-bashing opinion hosts. The channel has become a landing spot for high-profile alumni of President Biden’s administration like Jen Psaki, who went from hosting White House press briefings to hosting her own show. On Super Tuesday, when producers aired a portion of a live speech by former President Donald J. Trump, Rachel Maddow chastised her bosses on the air.

The moves have been a hit with viewers. MSNBC has leapfrogged past its erstwhile rival CNN in the ratings and has seen viewership rise over the past year, securing second place in cable news behind the perennial leader, Fox News.

But MSNBC’s success has had unintended consequences for its parent company, NBC, an original Big Three broadcaster that still strives to appeal to a mass American audience.

From there, the lengthy report describes tensions within the broader corporate structure—tensions between MSNBC's obvious partisan identity and the parent company's desire to have NBC News seen as a straight news operation. 

As the report continues, the conflict is thumbnailed like this:

NBC’s traditional political journalists have cycled between rancor and resignation that the cable network’s partisanship—a regular target of Mr. Trump—will color perceptions of their straight news reporting. Local NBC stations between the coasts have demanded, again and again, that executives in New York do more to preserve NBC’s nonpartisan brand, lest MSNBC’s blue-state bent alienate their red-state viewers.

Even Comcast, NBC’s corporate owner, which is loath to intervene in news coverage, took the rare step of conveying its concern to MSNBC’s leaders when some hosts and guests criticized Israel as the Hamas attack was unfolding on Oct. 7, according to three people with knowledge of the discussions. An abrupt course correction to that coverage followed.

Even Comcast, the corporate owner, has given voice to concerns! 

Assuming the reporting is basically accurate, there's no reason why the Times shouldn't have presented this lengthy report. That said, the reporters deliver several dollops of snark as they describe MSNBC as "comfort TV for liberals"—"comfort TV" delivered by "Trump-bashing opinion hosts."

We certainly don't regard such descriptions as inaccurate. We do think the descriptions might be a bit flippant for front-page news reporting of this type.

Having said that, we'll add this:

We wish big organs like the Times would do more reporting on the performance of these major "cable news" outlets. In particular, we wish the Times would report the remarkable tribal reinforcement behavior now on wide display on the Fox News Channel.

Fox News has always been highly partisan. While maintaining that traditional posture, it has now become strongly "comedy"-driven, with large doses of The Stupid routinely added in. 

Its comedy stylings are widely profane. With great regularity, its comedy stylings are also found one block over from ghoulish.

Particularly on its 10 p.m. nightly show, the channel is routinely misogyny-adjacent. Routinely, if it weren't for all the misrepresentations on some of the channel's dumber programs, there would be no representations being offered at all.

In our view, MSNBC has largely become an unwatchable mess. That's largely due to its single-minded devotion to what the Times report describes as "Trump-bashing," a project delivered in such a heavy-handed, unintelligent way as to make it hard to watch.

MSNBC has devolved into a politicized and landlocked version of the old Court TV. It offers comfort food to those who already agree with its mandated points of view, with zero thought devoted to the possibility of outreach to others.

The Fox News Channel increasingly seems like an R- or X-rated version of some late-night pirate comedy channel.  And, of course, each of these channels operates in accord with the dumbnifying culture of "segregation by viewpoint:" 

On each channel, panels of pundits take turns agreeing with whatever the last pundit just said. On MSNBC even more than on Fox, no alternative views or reactions will ever be heard.

The Times snarks at MSNBC today, in a way which isn't inaccurate. There's a lot to report about our nation's deeply unintelligent "cable news" universe. 

That said—as with quite a few other topics, it seems like the Times and the Washington Post just don't want to go there. Today, a little snark is thrown in the stew of what is mainly a business report.

Coming, for amusement purposes only: Minnesota has a new state flag. What Pete Hegseth said!  


UNKNOWNS: We were told that Daniels is "telling her truth!"

THURSDAY, MAY 16, 2024

But what in the world does that mean? Is it true, what Stephanie Clifford said, speaking in a chilly Gotham courtroom—testifying under oath?

In an early part of her testimony, she said that she preferred to be referred to as Stormy Daniels. In news reports in the New York Times, she's routinely described as a "porn star." In news reports in the Washington Post. she's described as an "adult film actress." 

However you want to score that point, is what she said accurate—true? We start today with her basic claim—with the claim which has produced so much excitement. 

Testifying under oath, Daniels said that, on one occasion in 2006, she engaged in sexual intercourse with a future presidential candidate by the name of Donald J. Trump.

She says this happened on one occasion, ten years before Trump ran for office. Donald J. Trump continues to say that it never happened at all. 

Everyone knows what Daniels has said. But is her statement accurate—true?

If we had to bet, we'd bet that her statement is true. In fairness, though, we can't say that anyone has ever produced any evidence establishing, or tending to establish, her claim as an actual fact.

There has been no stain on anyone's dress. There has been no testimony of a contemporaneous statement to a friend or associate. 

Still, we would bet that Daniels' basic claim is true. In part, we'd do so based on a fairly obvious fact:

You can't believe a thing Trump says! Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean that his denial in this case is inaccurate.

At any rate:

Several years ago, inquiring minds went into a tizzy about Daniels' claim. Ten years before he ran for president, the candidate allegedly engaged in consensual intercourse, on one occasion, with a woman who wasn't his wife!

Within the past several months, major thought leaders have flooded the zone, saying that voters needed to hear Daniels' story in 2016 before they could know how to vote. But what exactly would such voters have been hearing?  At New York magazine, a lengthy profile by former "tattletale intern" Olivia Nuzzi started off like this, dual headline included:

This Isn’t the Same Stormy Daniels 
The night she met Donald Trump changed both their worlds.

For months, Stormy Daniels’s life had been in a state of suspended animation as she prepared to be called as a witness in Donald Trump’s criminal trial in Manhattan. “She’s just been waiting to testify,” a person close to her said. “Her mind-set is that this is a justice system that hasn’t protected her, and yet she’s here spending her money, her own time, and taking time off work and risking her safety to show up for a legal system that didn’t show up for her.” Daniels arrived at the courthouse accompanied by her longtime bodyguard, Travis. “She was concerned about having government-appointed security,” the person close to her continued, “because she doesn’t trust the government anymore. She doesn’t trust that they’re going to protect her. She doesn’t trust that the legal system is going to protect her after everything that she’s been through.” At a social event earlier this spring, Daniels was “anxious, nervous, and talking fast” in the same manner that she would address the court, the person close to her recalled. “It’s very, very stressful for her.”

Daniels had been telling her story, in various forms and formats, for going on seven years now. She’d done TV interviews, magazine spreads, her own podcast, other people’s podcasts, a stand-up comedy tour and a Peacock documentary called Stormy. But there is a difference between telling your truth and testifying. The rule of law does not always accommodate what feels righteous, and the workings of the system can grind down even the unindicted. Another witness for the prosecution, Hope Hicks, cried when she testified. During jury selection, several prospective jurors also broke down in tears; one said she had to quit because she was overwhelmed by anxiety. Daniels has always prided herself on her toughness, but the pressure had taken a toll. “I didn’t ask for this,” she said back in April 2023, a few days after Trump was charged with falsifying business records to conceal a deal to keep her quiet about their alleged sexual relationship ahead of the 2016 presidential election. “I’m significantly more crazy now than I was before,” she said with a laugh. “Because it does wear on you.” She’d been paid off, and, as she saw it, she’d been paying for it ever since.

That's the way the lengthy profile started—and then, it continued from there. We call your attention to a turn of phrase found in that second paragraph.

In the first paragraph of Nuzzi's profile, an unnamed person "close to [Daniels]" makes an assortment of claims. As almost anyone can understand, those statements may all be perfectly accurate—but then again, possibly not!

In paragraph 2, Nuzzi turns to Daniels herself. Nuzzi starts with a statement which most people will likely accept as being straightforward, and as being plainly accurate:

"Daniels ha[s] been telling her story, in various forms and formats, for going on seven years now."

"Daniels has been telling her story?" Most people would understand what that locution means. That said, most people would almost surely, at least if pressed, accept this basic idea:

When a person tells a story, her story may not be accurate.

"Daniels has been telling her story," Nuzzi says. That doesn't constitute a claim that the story in question is true. 

That's the way Nuzzi begins—but in paragraph 2, she moves to a different locution. Does anyone know what Nuzzi means when she offers this?

"But there is a difference between telling your truth and testifying."

All of a sudden, Daniels hasn't simply been "telling her story." All of a sudden, we're now told that she has been "telling her truth!"

What does it mean when a journalist says that someone has been "telling her truth?" Does ir mean that the person's claims have been accurate? Does it mean that her story has been true?

It almost sounds like that's what it means, but we can't say we're sure. In truth, this is a relatively new locution—a formulation which was invented to let us news consumers wallow in pleasing stories where the truth can't be established in any conventional manner.

Daniels has been telling her truth! But are the various assertions which constitute her truth actually accurate—true?

Late in that lengthy second paragraph, Nuzzi offers the word "alleged." That can be seen as a small reminder of the fact that Daniels' fundamental claim hasn't been verified in any conventional way, and that it's still being denied by one Donald J. Trump.

But what was it supposed to mean when we were told that Daniels has been "telling her truth?" Fellow citizens, we don't know—and you don't really know either!

For the record, nothing will ever turn on the question we ask, except to the extent that it quite possibly will. In truth, though, the larger story Daniels has told includes a very large number of smaller claims, none of which have been established as true.

For example:

Did Daniels look in Trump's toilet kit when she went in the bathroom of his hotel suite? When she did, did she spy the embarrassing, cheapo toiletries she says she saw in his kit?

Indeed, did she ever go into the bathroom of his hotel suite at all? There is no evidence to establish the truth of that assertion—but all across the upper-end press, the words "alleged" and "allegedly" were given the week off last week as major journalists blew past the lack of evidence in support of such pleasing claims.

It's the most basic journalistic distinction known to us the humans. It's the distinction between things a journalist knows to be true, as opposed to thigs a journalist has merely heard someone say.

We know of no obvious reason to doubt the claims that Daniels has made. That said, we also know of no obvious reason to assume that her various claims—the claims which are said to constitute "her truth"—are actually accurate, true.

Is it possible that her basic claim is accurate, but some of her lesser claims are not? Yes, of course that's possible—unless you were on the set of Morning Joe on the morning of Friday, May 10, when Mika Brzezinski seemed to blow past the most obvious rule in the book.

Fellow citizens, hear us out! We're speaking here of the basic way our upper-end press corps has been inclined to function over the past thirty to forty years.

When they get a story they like, they tend to rush past the basic gateposts which remind us that the story in question may not be accurate—true. Using the language of Donald Rumsfeld, they're strongly inclined to take a bunch of "unknowns" and turn them into "knowns."

In the matter under review today, a peculiar state of affairs obtains. As has be explained a thousand times, when it comes to the criminal charges against Donald J. Trump, it doesn't even matter if Daniels' statements are true!

It doesn't matter if Daniels and Donald Trump didn't have sex. If Daniels is lying through her teeth, that doesn't affect the 34 felonies with which the defendant stands charged.

That said, our high-end journalists loved the story which Daniels told last week. And so, they gave the words "alleged" and "allegedly" the week off as they transformed her story into "her truth."

We lost a couple of days this week, and so we're a bit behind in our exposition. That said, we're suggesting that you look at the way our journalists tend to behave when they find themselves in the presence of a story they like.

We'll start tomorrow with something Mika said—something  which seems to make no earthly sense. That said, the tendency involved in this matter—the tendency to look for ways to assert that some preferred story is true—is a tendency which has ruled the roost across the mainstream press over the past many years.

Tomorrow, we'll start with what Mika said. We'll suggest that what she said last Friday made no apparent sense.

That said, Mika was hardly alone in her rush to turn an unknown into a truth. As we end today's submission, we'll tease the headline which appeared above Quinta Jurecic's essay in The Atlantic:

What Happened to Stormy Daniels Is Not Salacious

That headline implies that Jurecic actually knows "what happened to Stormy Daniels." As we'll show you, Jurecic never makes that claim in her actual essay.

To appearances, some editor worked a sleight of hand which turned some unknowns into a known. This blows us past the world's most basic journalistic distinction:

There are certain things a journalist can sensibly say she knows to be true. There are other things a journalist has merely heard someone say.

It's the world's most bone-simple distinction. As we noted on Monday, it was even understood by the author or authors of the western world's first great poem of war, thousands of years in the past.

It's the world's most basic journalistic distinction! For decades, our journalists have been highly skilled at honoring it in the breach.

Tomorrow: What Mika (strangely) said


How capable are our upper-end journalists?

WEDNESDAY, MAY 15, 2024

How well do they deal with ideas? This week, we've been talking about the basic capability, or lack of same, within our upper-end press corps.

We've also talked about their interest, or lack of same, when it comes to dealing with ideas. 

Do they really prefer to spend the day talking about who may have had consensual sex on one occasion ten years in the past?  Is that what our journalists are like? Does this perhaps even involve a secret fact about us?

Do journalists want to talk about policies, issues, ideas? How much capability do they display when they decide to give it a try?

As a way of examining those questions, consider a new guest column in the Washington Post by former governor Mitch Daniel (R-Indiana). 

We assume that Daniels wrote the essay in complete good faith. Our interest lies in the fact that the Washington Post, a high-ranking major newspaper, decided to publish the piece.

Daniels is writing about public schools, a topic in which he has long taken interest. More specifically, he's writing about a basic tenet of the movement which is now called "the science of reading."

Daniels wants to outlaw "social promotion" when children move from third to fourth grade. Headline included, he starts to outline his thesis starts in the manner shown:

How to help third-graders struggling to read: Don’t socially promote them

In 1961, Federal Communications Commission Chairman Newton Minow got a virtual trademark on the term “vast wasteland.” So, although highly apt, it isn’t available now for application to K-12 public schools in the United States.

[...]

In the K-12 wasteland, the good news is that we know not only where to apply the leverage, but also when. The critical skill is reading, and the critical juncture is third grade, or more precisely the transition from third to fourth grade.

No other variable is more important; whether a fourth grader can read is the “pivot point” in their education. As the saying goes, by then children must learn to read, because afterward they will have to read to learn. The Annie E. Casey Foundation, a children’s welfare organization, has found that kids who leave third grade without reading proficiency are four times less likely to finish high school, with all the handicaps that places on their lives as adults.

Our K-12 schools are a wasteland, Daniels gloomily says. Then again, so is our upper-end press corps, what with its general lack of basic analytical skill.

In the passage we have posted, Daniels says this about "kids who leave third grade without reading proficiency:" 

He says that such kids are "four times less likely to finish high school," as compared to kids who leave third grade with basic reading proficiency.

Should some such fact seem surprising? Should it be surprising to hear that kids who are struggling at the end of third grade end up doing less well later in school, when compared to the kids who were doing well all along?

That doesn't sound surprising! Since Daniels is going to recommend that struggling kids repeat third grade, the actual question should probably be something like this:

How many kids who are required to repeat third grade end up failing to finish high school? Does repeating third grade actually increase the eventual graduation rate?

Will kids do better if they're forced to repeat? Daniels presents no data concerning that question, nor do his editors at the Post seem to notice or mind.

Full disclosure! At one point, it was commonly held that forcing kids to repeat a grade increased the likelihood that they would fail to finish high school. 

We have no idea if that standard claim was true or was false, but it's a possibility which Daniels blows past. From there, he offers this data-based argument in favor of Grade 3 retention:

We know not only what to do and when to do it, but also how. Ending the pernicious, self-defeating practice known as “social promotion” is the key. Schools must be prevented from shuffling kids who do not yet have basic reading skills on to the fourth grade and likely failure in the years beyond...

This reform left the realm of theory long ago. In Indiana, when I was governor, a 2010 statute prohibited social promotion of students flunking the statewide reading exam, absent clearly defined potential exceptions for English learners and special education students, or if “good cause” could be shown.

A year after the law was passed and a new reading test was instituted, the third-grade pass rate was 85.7 percent. The following school year, 2012-2013, the pass rate hit what turned out to be an all-time high, 91.4 percent, and held above 91 percent for two more years. Analyzing the 2013 National Assessment of Educational Progress scores, President Barack Obama’s education secretary, Arne Duncan, singled out Indiana’s improvement as one of the nation’s bright spots.

But if no good deed goes unpunished, no education reform goes unopposed by the special interests that dominate the space. In 2012, a union-funded campaign evicted the state’s reformist superintendent of public instruction, and he was replaced with someone—an elementary school librarian and teachers union official—whose assignment seemed to be to throw sand in the gears of all the changes the legislature had approved in the previous two years.

The number of social promotion exemptions granted began to swell. From 4 percent in 2013, the percentage of nonreaders passed to fourth grade had doubled by 2017 and reached 17 percent by 2021. The 81.9 percent reading test pass rate for third-graders in 2022-2023 was an almost 10 percent plunge from a decade ago.

In that passage, Daniels describes what happened after third grade "social promotion" was outlawed in Indiana, and then after the practice was largely restored:

After social promotion was outlawed, he says the third grade "pass rate" in reading proficiency quickly jumped from 85.7 percent to 91.4 percent. As he does, he makes no attempt to explain why the new policy would have produced that result.

He then suggests that the "pass rate" fell all the way back to 81.9 percent after the "no social promotion" policy was largely abandoned. He slides past a secret which is there for all to see in a data set to which he offers a link.

As you can see in this link from within a link, the bulk of the drop in the Grade 3 reading "pass rate" occurred in the aftermath of 2020—that is to say, in the aftermath of the first Covid year. 

From the 2012-2013 school year to the 2018-2019 school year, the "pass rate" fell from 91.4% to 87.3%—a rather modest drop. 

After that, a larger deluge! The pass rate dropped all the way to 81.2% for the 2020-2021 school year. There is no figure for the 2019-2020 school year—the year when Covid upended the basic operation of many public school systems.

In short, the drop in the pass rate was rather modest until Covid came along. Especially when you consider the various factors which can affect such a statistic, it's absurd to suggest that this modest drop in pass rate meant that "the science of reading" had come up with the one correct way to deal with kids who are reading poorly by the end of third grade.

It certainly doesn't justify this silly happy talk:

"In the K-12 wasteland, the good news is that we know not only where to apply the leverage, but also when...We know not only what to do and when to do it, but also how."

Daniels may truly believe those claims, but based on the evidence he supplies, the claims are hard to credit. That said, so what?

At the Post, they threw the happy talk into print. That said, our big newspapers have taken this feckless approach to issues of public school achievement levels since Hector was a pup.

Daniels' essay is a very weak imitation of capable analysis. At the Post, they almost surely didn't notice. It's clear that they didn't care.

Full disclosure! It's much more fun for journalists to spend their days and their nights talking about who's zoomin' who. As in the late Bronze Age, so too today:

We humans, including our "well-educated" journalists, are strongly inclined to focus on matters like that. When it comes to public schools, occasional charades of the type offered by Daniels have long been the hapless norm.

What's the best way to deal with third graders who are struggling? We don't have the slightest idea, in part because newspapers like the Post and the Times aren't comfortable with serious policy issues or with basic ideas. 

You will, of course, never hear any such topic discussed on Blue America's favorite "cable news" channel. It simply isn't done.

Ideas are boring, and they're hard. Who's zoomin' who is fun!


UNKNOWNS: Scarborough trashes Times/Siena poll!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 15, 2024

It's part of a long, winding road: At the start of Monday's report, we cited the gloomy numbers which have emerged from the latest administration of the New York Times/Siena College poll.

This morning, during the 6 o'clock hour, Joe Scarborough trashed the methodology of that survey. He cited the outlier results it has persistently generated—results which have consistently tilted in favor of Candidate Donald J. Trump.

Today's discussion of the Times/Siena survey lasted a full ten minutes. At Mediaite, Colby Hall has recorded some of what was said, and he's also provided some videotape. 

Headline included, Hall's report starts like this:

Joe Scarborough Blasts ‘Garbage’ NY Times Poll That ‘Warps Reality’: Editors Have to ‘Know What They’re Doing’

Joe Scarborough and John Heilemann engaged in a spirited yet convivial discussion over a recent New York Times Siena Poll, which showed President Joe Biden behind former President Donald Trump in several crucial swing states.

[...]

The segment opened with a number of polls showing Biden and Trump neck and neck, but the NY Times poll was followed by citing experts questioning both its methodology and findings. Scarborough and Heilemann had a polite back and forth over it until the Morning Joe host just went off on the NY Times and what he alleged was disingenuous reporting.

“The New York Times right now is actively shaping the election cycles where this poll comes out on a Sunday, and on Monday people go, ‘Oh, and I heard it,’ and I’m sitting there going, 'Oh, don’t be so stupid,' ” Scarborough said.

“There’s one poll that’s wildly skewed every time...It warps reality,” he continued. “And everybody responds to that in the media and in the political world.”

Let's state that a bit more clearly:

Scarborough cited an array of polling experts who have now questioned the methodology of the high-profile Times/Siena poll. 

According to Scarborough, the poll keeps generating results which show Candidate Trump well ahead of Candidate Biden, to an extent which isn't produced by other high-end polls. 

(We were surprised to hear him say that the Times is also involved in a second poll—a New York Times/ Ipsos poll. According to Scarborough, that poll currently shows Biden running ahead of Trump, but it's receiving less publicity from the Times itself.)

Is there something "wrong" with the New York Times/Siena poll? Scarborough quoted pushback from a lot of people who seem to think there is. 

We'll only dispute one part of what Scarborough said. We'll challenge, or at least subject to question, this part of his presentation:

 “I’m sorry, the New York Times has to know what they’re doing.”

Is the New York Times running a survey which is methodologically flawed—which thereby skews results in Trump's favor? We'd say that's certainly possible.

If so, is it obvious that people at the New York Times "have to know what they're doing?" 

We'd have to say that the answer there is no. That answer would be part of a very long story—one which goes back a long time.

Scarborough's statement assumes that basic competence exists all through the sprawling warrens of the New York Times. We know of no obvious reason to make any such assumption.

We'll start in early 1992, with the bungled front-page reporting which formed the basis for the political / journalistic era dominated by the Whitewater pseudo-scandal. 

Gene Lyons wrote the book on this bungled reporting in his 1996 book, Fools for Scandal: How The Media Invented Whitewater. 

The book began as an essay in Harper's, one  of the nation's most respect publications. When the book appeared, it was heavily promoted by Harper's.

That said, so what? The Times is a powerful, highly-respected, upper-end mainstream institution. Especially at that time, the paper was strongly tied to career advancement within the world of high-end  journalism.  

Career players may sometimes be disinclined to challenge such an organization. Despite its high provenance, the Lyons book was largely disappeared—and a crackpot political / journalistic era emerged from the Times' bungled front-page reporting.

From that point on, for whatever reason, the Times lay at the forefront of the era in which major mainstream press opinion tended to strike out at Clinton, Clinton and Gore. 

Some of the strangest journalism of the age came out of the New York Times in support of this long-running jihad. That said, did Timespeople necessarily understand how bad their journalism was?

In any individual case, we know of no reason to assume that they did. The wider reluctance to criticize or challenge the famous grey lady helped produce a dangerous and destructive world—a world in which highly suspect Storylines and frameworks made their way through the political culture in the absence of pushback, dispute or critique.

Stating what is blindingly obvious, this helped defeat Candidates Gore (2000) and [Hillary] Clinton (2016), each of whom won the nationwide popular vote. 

In that way, the history of the world has changed due to the peculiar behaviors found within the Times. That said, we know of no reason to think that the newspaper's denizens were (or are) sufficiently competent to let us assume that they "knew what they were doing" during this long stretch of time.

This morning, Scarborough assailed the ongoing Times/Siena survey. As he did, he cited criticisms of that survey from an array of polling exerts. 

For our money, he only fell short when he seemed to assume the existence of basic competence within the New York Times.

A lot of work at the Times is quite good. Down through the decades, a lot of work at the Times has also been astoundingly bad. 

The same can be said for some of what happens at Morning Joe! Tomorrow, we'll return to the theme we planned to explore before we lost a large chunk of time yesterday morning and afternoon. 

The question we'll be asking is this:

To what extent do high-end American journalists recognize the world's most basic journalistic distinction? We refer to the distinction between things a journalist can sensibly claim to be true, as opposed to other things a journalist has simply heard.

Even at the highest levels, are American journalists able to draw that bone-simple distinction? On Monday, we sketched the distinction as shown:

The world's most basic journalistic distinction: 
Things a journalist can sensibly say she knows.
Things a journalist has only heard someone claim.

Things a journalist can sensibly say she knows.
Claims which certainly could be true, but which could also be false.

There are certain claims we basically know to be true. Then too, there are unfounded claims.

Using the language of Donald Rumsfeld, it's the difference between the knowns and the unknowns! To what extent can our high-end journalists recognize this bone-simple distinction?

In the wake of Stormy Daniels' testimony last week, we were struck by the way this basic distinction was honored in the breach. The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but the capabilities of us the people are extremely limited.

Tomorrow, we'll return to that basic theme. We'll start with something which was said right there on Morning Joe.

Morning Joe stages some top-notch discussions. Then too, sometimes not!

Tomorrow: Truth be told, a long, long list of unknowns


UNKNOWNS: We don't need no stinkin' "new ideas!"

TUESDAY, MAY 14, 2024

It started with Candidate Hart: Way back in 1987, excitement was building about former senator Gary Hart (D-Colorado) and his "new ideas," or about whatever remained of those new ideas from Hart's 1984 presidential campaign.

According to the leading authority on the matter, Candidate Hart "was the clear frontrunner for the Democratic nomination in the 1988 election" as of the spring of 1987. Then, a journalist hid in the bushes all night outside the candidate's Washington home. 

The journalist was acting on a tip. The candidate might have a girl friend who wasn't his actual wife!

Hallelujah! As a result of the night in the bushes, it began to seem that the candidate did have a girl friend who wasn't his wife. 

Unless we're mistaken, Hart has always denied the claims about the woman in question. At any rate, interest in his new ideas came to a rather sudden halt. As a general matter, we humans don't care that much about ideas, and we pretty much never have.

From that day to this, coverage of presidential campaigns has frequently been affected by claims about extramarital sex. On the whole, our major journalists don't care about ideas, and they never will.

For ourselves, we don't believe that voters should be encouraged to base their votes on such considerations. On that basis, we've said that Donald J. Trump and Michael Cohen should be awarded the Medal of Freedom for seeing to it that the Stormy Daniels didn't become the latest sexual claimant to interfere with a White House election.

For ourselves, we lost a lot of time today. For that reason, we're offering this capsule account of our attitude about the current Gotham trial.

As with the warriors in the Iliad, so too here! Those warriors from the late Bronze Age were able to care about only one thing.  So too with the modern, "well-educated" "people people" you see chatting away, all day and then all night, on your "cable news" screens.

There's much more to say about the recent history of this general matter, dating back to President Kennedy. That said, we lost the bulk of the day today. 

With apologies, we return to normal services tomorrow. For purposes of entertainment and distraction, the chatting to which we've referred will continue all night.  

BREAKING: We won't be posting until later today!

TUESDAY, MAY 14, 2024

Chunk of time to be lost: We're losing a chunk of time today. We won't be posting until this afternoon.


"A vile individual with evil intent!"

MONDAY, MAY 13, 2024

Our American cousin: On Saturday night, he didn't start raising his voice until 8:07 p.m. Or at least, that's the way we'd score it. 

We're speaking of The Man Who Screams, the Fox News Channel's Mark Levin. He didn't raise his voice until then—but at 8 p.m., he started his hour-long, primetime program by saying this:

LEVIN (5/11/24): Hello, America. I'm Mark Levin and this is Life, Liberty and Levin Saturday. 

Welcome. We have two great guests—Eric Trump, and the president of Hillsdale College, Larry Arnn. But before we get to our guests, America, we have a problem on our hands.  Oh, I know you know, but a really big problem on our hands. 

We have a president of the Unted States who is a mobster. Who embraces the Marxists and the Islamists. Who embraces their antisemitism. Who rejects Americanism. Who shows it every day. It is really horrendous.

But I really want to focus in on a couple of issues this evening. One is the betrayal of the Jewish people in Israel, and the other is the autocratic attack on President Trump.

Biden, the Democrat [sic[ Party, the Marxists and the Islamists—all one—have betrayed the Jews. They're betraying Israel. They're spreading blood libels all over this country and all over the world about how Israel is protecting itself.

I don't care what Joe Biden says at sacred ground at the Holocaust Museum and memorial. He's a liar. He's a known liar and a psychopath. 

By now, it was still just 8:02 p.m. But you're getting the general picture.

To watch the 19-minute opening monologue, you can start by clicking here. But before The Man Who Screams began raising his voice, he had gone on to make other claims:

He said that no one has defended Hamas more than Joe Biden has. He said that Biden has "spread a massive amount of antisemitism and Jew-hatred throughout our universities and in fact across the planet."

By 8:04, he was offering this thought:

"That is a vile, vile man with evil intent. And that is Joe Biden today."

By 8:07, he couldn't hold it any longer. The Man Who Screams began to raise his voice. 

(At 8:09. he said that Thomas Friedman and the New York Times are "spewing the same ancient blood libels" that Biden is spewing. So is "the Stalinist Bernie Sanders," he said. Inevitably, so are "the American media.")

As the hour proceeded, it didn't get much better. In the program's final minute, Levin said that Biden "is a Hamas supporter." In fact, he said it three separate times, and then he closed with this:

LEVIN: Hamas' American friends—their number one friend is Joe Biden. I'll see you tomorrow night on Life, Liberty and Levin.

It's the sort of thing Red America's voters are fated to hear on our struggling nation's most-watched "cable news" channel.

This sort of thing takes place almost wholly under the radar.  We find no sign that anyone else has reported or commented on the various things Levin said on Saturday night.

Presumably, there are sensible ways in which a person can disagree with Biden's recent decisions regarding the war in Gaza.

Then too, there's Mark Levin. As our nation divides in two, this sort of thing is broadcast on Fox, and Blue America's various orgs don't think it's worth reporting.


UNKNOWNS: The things we know and the things we don't!

MONDAY, MAY 13, 2024

The world's most basic distinction: As we type, the numbers from the swing states may be going from bad to worse.

In this gloomy, brand-new report, the New York Times / Siena survey has Candidate Trump ahead of Candidate Biden is five of six such states. In four of those states, it doesn't seem to be especially close. 

The new survey has Trump ahead by seven points in Michigan and Arizona. It has Trump ahead by ten in Georgia, ahead by twelve in Nevada.

Such surveys can turn out be "wrong." But as the numbers seem to suggest that one of the two unelectable candidates may be even less electable than the other, Blue America's journalists continue to focus on the ongoing trial in New York.

The reason for that could be obvious. At any rate:

By the end of last week, we were especially struck by the way Blue America's high-end journalists responded to the two days of testimony offered by Stormy Daniels.

Right from the start, it has seemed to us that the New York Times has gone heavily tabloid in its front-page news reporting of the ongoing trial. 

Last Friday, Bromwich and Protess offered a front-page news report after the second day of Daniels' testimony. It seemed to us that they were editorializing—writing a colorful opinion column—right from the start.

Headline included, their news report started as shown:

Stormy Daniels, Echoing Trump’s Style, Pushes Back at Lawyer’s Attacks

Donald J. Trump, the onetime president, and Stormy Daniels, the longtime porn star, despise one another. But when Ms. Daniels returned to the witness stand at Mr. Trump’s criminal trial on Thursday, his lawyers made them sound a lot alike.

He wrote more than a dozen self-aggrandizing books; she wrote a tell-all memoir. He mocked her appearance on social media; she fired back with a scatological insult. He peddled a $59.99 Bible; she hawked a $40 “Stormy, saint of indictments” candle, that carried her image draped in a Christ-like robe.

During Thursday’s grueling cross-examination, Mr. Trump’s lawyers sought to discredit Ms. Daniels as a money-grubbing extortionist who used a passing proximity to Mr. Trump to attain fame and riches. But the more the defense assailed her self-promoting merchandise and online screeds, the more Ms. Daniels resembled the man she was testifying against: a master of marketing, a savant of social-media scorn. 

“Not unlike Mr. Trump,” she said on the stand, though unlike him, she did it without the power and platform of the presidency. 

Alleged news reporters, please!

The accuser seemed just like the accused! Bromwich and Protess waste no time inserting their colorful assessment into their front-page report.

As far as their tabloidism went, it seemed to us that they went out of their way, as their report continued, to return to the "porn star" appellation which they had bestowed on the witness. In their second of three returns to the theme—that makes four such designations in all—the reporters offered this:

In lurid detail—so much so that the judge scolded her Tuesday—Ms. Daniels painted the scene. She told jurors about Mr. Trump’s underwear, the sexual position they assumed and his flirtatious chitchat likening her to his daughter: “She is smart and blond and beautiful, and people underestimate her as well.”

But the testimony, while striking, was something of a sideshow to the trial’s main event. There is nothing illegal about a married man having sex with a porn star, nor is it inherently criminal to pay a person for silence.

Interesting! Is there something illegal about a married man (allegedly) having sex with a woman who isn't a porn star? 

If Donald J. Trump had sex with an accountant who wasn't his wife, would that have been illegal? The reader was left to figure that out on his own.

In Friday's report, the boys seemed to love that "porn star" formulation. The Washington Post has perhaps been a bit more dignified in its reporting of this trial. 

In its news reporting, the Post has referred to Daniels as "an adult film star" throughout. It has seemed to us that the New York Times has gone out of its way to stress the tabloid—and the "lurid"—in the somewhat lurid way it has approached the trial.

In fairness, that instant judgment—the judgment that Stormy Daniels is a lot like Trump—tended to favor the accused rather than the accuser. In that sense, the reporters were cutting against Blue American grain in their somewhat undisciplined way they opened their news report.

Elsewhere, we were struck by a different type of journalistic reaction. At issue was the world's most basic journalistic distinction—the distinction between the things a journalist can sensibly say she knows, as opposed to the various things she has merely imagined or heard.

It's the world's most basic distinction! The distinction is so basic that it was even known to the ancients.

Indeed, early in the western world's first great poem of war, the distinction is clearly expressed. In a standard plea for assistance, the poet asks a group of goddesses to help us out because they alone know all things:

Sing to me now, you Muses who hold the halls of Olympus
You are goddesses, you are everywhere, you know all things—
all we hear is the distant ring of glory, we know nothing—
who were the captains of Achaea? Who were the kings?
The mass of troops I could never tally, never name,
not even if I had ten tongues and ten mouths,
a tireless voice and the heart inside me bronze,
never unless you Muses of Olympus, daughters of Zeus
whose shield is rolling thunder, sing, sing in memory
all who gathered under Troy. 

That's right there, at the start of the poem's Book Two. The gods on Olympus know all things. We mortals just plain don't.

We humans know nothing, the poem says. By way of contrast, the Muses who hold the halls of Olympus—those goddesses know all things.

Even the ancients understood the basic distinction—the distinction between actual knowledge and its many imitators. In its modern journalistic formulation, the distinction might look like this:

The world's most basic distinction: 
Things a journalist can sensibly say she knows.
Things a journalist has only heard someone claim.
Things a journalist can sensibly say she knows.
Claims which certainly could be true, but which could perhaps be false.

We're speaking here of things which are known to be true, as opposed to things which someone has merely claimed, or as opposed to possibilities which have merely popped into our heads. 

You'd think a major modern journalist would be well aware of this extremely basic distinction. The ancients understood the difference. Remarkably, it routinely seems that we moderns basically don't—or at least, that our journalists don't.

Secretary Rumsfeld said it best, back at a simpler time. He's famous for the slightly jumbled way he outlined the state of play.

He divided the world into knows and unknowns, then added a bit of a wrinkle:

RUMSFELD (2/12/02): Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know.

We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know. 

But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones.

Keeping it simple, there are various things we can be said to know—and there are quite a few things we don't. In the aftermath of Daniels' testimony, a wide array of Blue America's major thought leaders seemed to be taking a set of unknowns and acting as if they were knowns.

Even in the late Bronze Age, the ancients knew that there were things they didn't and couldn't know. Again and again, then again and again, it routinely seems that our modern thought leaders don't recognize the difference.

How did it ever get this far? It's the world's most basic distinction.

They keep mistaking unknowns for knowns! We'll explore Blue America's high-end performance all through the course of the week.

Tomorrow: Daniels was "telling her truth"


SUNDAY: What percentage of students got arrested?

SUNDAY, MAY 12, 2024

More numbers from the Times: How many students got arrested for participating in the seizure of Columbia's Hamilton Hall?

This past Monday, we offered this instructive report on that very topic. That said:

This past Thursday, the New York Times published a new report on this general topic. Below, you see the headline which appeared in print editions—and you see a passage which took us by surprise:

Columbia Workers Recount Fearful Time Trapped in Hall

[...]

When the police eventually raided the building, nearly 50 people were arrested, according to prosecutors. Many of them were students at Columbia or its affiliated colleges, but a New York Times review of police records found that nine appeared to be unaffiliated with the university.

Say what? Fewer than 50 people were arrested? Nine of those people "appeared to be unaffiliated" with Columbia?

That would mean that forty arrestees, at the most, were actual Columbia students. That seemed to differ from the numbers we included in our own report—a report which had been based on numbers we got from the New York Times.

We clicked the link on Thursday's report in the Times. When we did, we were taken to the very same news report on which we'd based our own report. 

That original Times report had included am array of numbers. Its initial jumble of numbers involved people arrested inside Hamilton Hall along with people arrested elsewhere as part of the Columbia action. 

That said, sure enough! If you read all the way to paragraphs 26 and 27 of that original Times report, you find the numbers in question. This was the headline, and the passage in question, from the original Times report:

Outsiders Were Among Columbia Protesters, but They Dispute Instigating Clashes

[...]

During a news briefing on Thursday, Columbia’s vice president for communications, Ben Chang, said figures supplied by the New York Police Department about those accused of occupying Hamilton Hall had confirmed the expectations of university leaders that many of the participants were not connected with Columbia.

“A significant portion of those who broke the law and occupied Hamilton Hall were outsiders,” said Mr. Chang, who said the figures showed that 13 of the nearly four dozen people arrested in the takeover were not affiliated with Columbia.

But the Times review of police records revealed a slightly different picture, showing that just nine of those people had no apparent ties to the university. The rest were current or former undergraduate or graduate students or university employees, The Times found. It was not clear why the university’s numbers differed.

So it said, near the end of that original report from the Times. 

Apparently, "nearly four dozen" people were arrested inside Hamilton Hall. Of that group, the Times said that nine had no apparent ties to the university. That left maybe forty who did.

Our point today is simple:

As we noted in our earlier report, there are more than 36,000 students on the rolls at Columbia. If the Times' account is accurate, it means that something like 39 of those students, and almost surely fewer, were arrested inside Hamilton Hall.

That means that we're down to something like one-tenth of one percent of the total student enrollment. But dear God! How the squeaky wheel does get the grease, given the norms of our journalistic culture!

None of this tells us if the students who seized Hamilton Hall were morally "right" or morally "wrong" in what they did. It does tell us this:

At Columbia, the ginormous majority of students were not inside Hamilton Hall during this extremely high-profile action. The same phenomenon played out at other colleges and universities as various types of protests led to arrests.

A tiny minority of Columbia students were involved in the seizure of Hamilton Hall. Sensible news coverage should include that extremely basic fact.

That would be sensible news coverage. Our floundering nation's bollixed coverage almost never did.

That's especially true on the Fox News Channel, where you'd think that all the brainwashed kids have gone wild.  That said, it's also true pretty much everywhere else.

The numbers create a bit of perspective. The numbers have rarely appeared.


SATURDAY: Termagant's novel hails "sex god!"

SATURDAY, MAY 11, 2024

Explains why Daniels did it: If you watch Red America's "cable news" channel, the god can do no wrong.

For the record, the god in question is former president Donald J. Trump. The program in question airs at 5 p.m.—and yes, that helps explain why the program is called The Five.

It's one of cable's most-watched TV shows! On Wednesday, at 5:22 p.m. here's part of what was said:

Stormy claims that she blacked out in this tryst with Trump, but she wasn’t on any drugs or alcohol. You blacked out without drugs or alcohol. Some of us call that sleeping. 

Now, it could be that she really blacked out after having sex with Trump, which is a compliment. Truly, he screwed the brains out of her—that makes him a sex god.

You're right! That was the termagant, offering his reaction to the previous day's testimony by Stormy Daniels.

The fellow is 59 years old. We can't tell you how he got to be the way he is.

That said, his analysis wasn't finished at this point. Continuing, he offered this reaction to the trial to date:

What I love about the Dems, they asked for a circus and they got one. The problem is, they’re the ones getting beclowned. You know, everything that I’ve heard makes Trump more sympathetic, more likable.

Different people will react to news events in different ways. As a general matter, it won't be obvious that any one of those reactions cane be said to be "right."

Different people will report different reactions. Sometimes, though, such people will even start crafting novels—and as his oration continued, that's what the termagant did:

Stormy called it an imbalance of power. Well, duh. That’s why you met him! 
If he were a mechanic, if he was a high school teacher, you wouldn’t have run up and slept with him. It was all about the power. It was all about the imbalance. That’s how this transaction works when you’re a porn star!

"Sex god," Jesse Watters now said. "Sex god," the termagant replied.

In that final passage, the termagant had taken the news and had used it to sketch the outlines of a novel. He was telling us why the female lead had done the various things she did.

He had no obvious way of knowing if his deductions were accurate. He had no obvious way of knowing if the male and females leads actually did have sex.

That said, we humans are strongly wired to novelize—to create fully formed stories from which all elements of uncertainty have been removed. 

We aren't inclined to let uncertainty stand. We tend to fill in the blind spots.

At any rate, the termagant dubbed Candidate Trump a sex god. Watters joined the fun. 

These professional idiots are now the two biggest stars on Red America's Fox News Channel. It's our nation's most-watched "cable news" channel by far.

In his remarks that day, the termagant had created a novel—a story in which he was infallibly able to say why Daniels did what she did. 

It could be that what the termagant said is basically accurate. On the other hand, it could be that what he said—that his portrait of Daniels' actions, reasoning and motivation—is just plain basically wrong.

The termagant performs on the Fox News Channel at 5 and 10 p.m. each weekday. We don't know how he got this way. He's 59 years old!

We think the world would be a better place he could somehow make himself better. That said, a larger volume of novelization was taking place last week. 

The termagant wrote a novel on Fox. But on Blue America's cable channel, and in Blue America's major print organs, a large amount of novelization was also being churned.

It's the nature of the novel! If he or she so chooses, the omniscient narrator can tell us readers why the various characters did the various things they did.

Nothing has to be left to chance—and we humans tend to prefer completed tales. Dating back to Plato's The Apology of Socrates, it's been said that we humans are sometimes disinclined to tolerate the lack of perfect knowledge.

The termagant sketched a braindead novel about the exploits of a god. Fellow panelists shut up and laughed. There was no challenge to what he said. On cable, it just isn't done.

That said, within Blue America's various orgs, reaction to Daniels' testimony also involved a great deal of novelization. At times, it almost had the feel of Blue American Pundits Gone Wild! 

The termagant was performing omniscience—but our own stars were doing it too.

Starting Monday: Novelizations R Us


ACHAEANS: Top scribes reason like Achaeans!

FRIDAY, MAY 10, 2024

What triggered Achaean rage? "Man [sic] is the rational animal," he's widely said to have said.

We're referring to Aristotle, no last name required, an intellectual giant of the age of Classical Greece—an intellectual giant who also offered the view that all matter is composed of earth, water, air, and fire, though he also threw in hot, cold, wet, and dry, or who at least said something roughly to that effect.

Are we humans really "rational animals," as that term is now understood in the colloquial sense? Are even our high-end, mainstream journalists capable of such behavior at times of major cultural stress—as, for example, when a badly disordered former president faces 34 criminal charges in a Gotham trial which the pundits will discuss on TV all through the day and the night, ignoring all other news events as the otherwise boring hours slip quite pleasurably past?

In the New York Times, on Morning Joe, we've seen astonishing flights of novelization in the past several days. It seems to us that many of our own Blue America's major thought leaders have been reasoning like a bunch of Achaeans—though we'd have to say that, if anything, the conduct of those warriors from the late Bronze Age possibly made more sense.

(Good God! In the first ten minutes of this morning's show, Mika Brzezinski offered this deduction—she said that when Stormy Daniels said she saw a certain toiletry in Donald J. Trump's hotel room, that "proved" that the alleged sex actually happened. 

(We'll present the full transcript when it becomes available. That said, where on earth—where in the world—do they go to find good and decent, "well-educated" people who are able to "reason" like that?)

Returning, if only for now, to the conduct of the Achaeans:

We return at this time to the western world's first great "poem of war." As the famous poem begins, the Achaeans have been laying siege to sacred Troy for something approaching ten years.

They've been fighting and dying, in the dust and the mud, for more than nine years at this point. Every time Agamemnon melts down and suggests that they sail home admitting defeat, headstrong warriors rise to insist that they stay and continue to fight. 

Why did the Achaeans do that? What led them to do such things?

To answer your question, we turn to Professor Knox's lengthy essay, which serves as the formal Introduction to Robert Fagles' 1990 translation of this famous poem. At the start of his Introduction, Professor Knox describes the state of play as the Iliad begins:

INTRODUCTION

THE ILIAD 

"Iliad" is a word that means "a poem about Ilium" (i.e., Troy). and Homer's great epic poem has been known as "The Iliad" ever since the Greek historian Herodotus so referred to it in the fifth century B.C. But the title is not an adequate description of the contents of the poem, which are best summed up in its opening line: "the rage of Peleus' son Achilles." 

The incident that provoked Achilles' rage took place in the tenth and final year of the Achaean attack on Troy, and though Homer does work into his narrative scenes that recall earlier stages of the war  (the muster of the Achaean forces in Book 2, for example, and Priam's first sight of Agamemnon and the other Achaean chieftains in Book 3), the rage of Achilles—its cause, its course and its disastrous consequences—is the theme of the poem, the mainspring of the plot.

Indeed! Within the Fagles translation, Book One—the first "book" of twenty-four—is called "The Rage of Achilles." 

That said, the rage of Agamemnon, lord of men, also dominates that first book. But what are these gentlemen enraged about? 

The gentlemen are enraged about the only topic which actually matters, back then but also perhaps today. Professor Knox continues:

Chryses, a priest of Apollo, whose daughter has been carried off by the Achaeans in one of their raids, comes to the camp to ransom her. But she has been assigned, in the division of the booty, to the king who commands the Achaean army, Agamemnon, and he refuses to give her up. Her father prays for help to Apollo, who sends a plague that devastates the Achaean camp. 

Achilles, leader of the Myrmidons. one of the largest contingents of the Achaean army, summons the chieftains to an assembly. There they are told by the prophet Calchas that the girl must be returned to her father. Agamemnon has to give her up, but demands compensation for his loss. 

Achilles objects: let Agamemnon wait until more booty is taken. A violent quarrel breaks out between the two men, and Agamemnon finally announces that he will take recompense for his loss from Achilles, in the form of the girl Briseis, Achilles' share of the booty. 

Achilles represses an urge to kill Agamemnon and withdraws from the assembly, threatening to leave for home, with all his troops, the next day. The priest's daughter is restored to him. Apollo puts an end to the plague, and Briseis is taken away from Achilles' tent by Agamemnon's heralds.

So begins the western world's earliest detailed account of human conduct. 

The Achaeans have stolen an array of young woman to be held for sexual purposes. When one of these young women must be returned to her father, Agamemnon lord of men says he will take the young woman assigned to Achilles as compensation for his loss.

This provokes the rage of Achilles, which in turn provokes the rage of Agamemnon. Soon, Nestor the seasoned charioteer rises in council, attempting to calm the two enraged men. He offers advice to each party:

Don't seize the girl, Agamemnon, powerful as you are—
leave her, just as the sons of Achaea gave her,
his prize from the very first.
And you, Achilles, never hope to fight it out
with your king, pitting force against his force:
no one can match the honors dealt a king, you know,
a sceptered king to whom great Zeus gives glory.
Strong as you are—a goddess was your mother—
he has more power because he rules more men.

Nestor advises Agamemnon to let Achilles keep Briseis as his rightful "prize." Also, he advises Achilles to avoid a war with Agamemnon—with the sceptered king to whom Zeus has given such glory.

Eventually, Briseis is taken away from Achilles' tents by Agamemnon's heralds. So begins the violent quarrel which almost dooms the Achaeans' siege of Troy.

As far as we know, there is no point in this ancient poem where anyone, Trojan or Achaean, expresses moral disapproval of the cultural practice in question here. Inside the walls of Troy, King Prim's halls contain women who have been taken in successful military operations in the past. 

At one point, Hector—a Trojan prince and the noblest figure in the poem—describes for his wife the way she will be taken away after sacred Troy falls. Plainly, Hector is a loving husband and father, but he pulls few punches as describes Andromache's almost certain fate.

At any rate, the question of who owns Briseis triggers the rage of Achilles. And the rage of Achilles—"its cause, its course and its disastrous consequences—is the theme of the poem, the mainspring of the plot."

That said, why did the Achaeans ever sail for Troy in the first place? Why have they spent more than nine years dying in the mud and the dust?

Professor Knox spells that out a bit later in his essay. How did it get this far? His brief account goes like this:

There are in the poem two human beings who are godlike, Achilles and Helen. One of them, Helen. the cause of the war, is so preeminent in her sphere, so far beyond competition in her beauty, her power to enchant men, that she is a sort of human Aphrodite. In her own element she is irresistible. Every king in Greece was ready to fight for her hand in marriage, but she chose Menelaus, king of Sparta. 

When Paris, the prince of Troy, came to visit, she ran off with him, leaving husband and daughter, without a thought of the consequences for others. Her willful action is the cause of all the deaths at Troy, those past and those to come. When she left with Paris she acted like a god, with no thought of anything but the fulfillment of her own desire, the exercise of her own nature. But when the Iliad opens she has already come to realize the meaning for others of her actions, to recognize that she is a human being. She criticizes herself harshly as she speaks to Priam:

"if only death had pleased me then, grim death,
that day I followed your son to Troy, forsaking
my marriage bed, my kinsmen and my child . . ."

In his essay, Professor Knox is remarkably hard on Helen, radiance of women. She is described as "the cause of the war." The feckless Paris isn't similarly charged.

At any rate, the rage of Achilles doesn't occur until a decade has passed. The problem started when Helen, radiance of woman, left her Achaean husband and married Paris, a prince of Troy.

This blow to tribal honor leads the Achaean warriors to spend the next ten years of their lives killing and dying in the mud. It's all about who's zoomin' who. It's all about access to young women—access to those who have been stolen and to those who chose to leave.

Within the four corners of the Iliad, this is the only thing the Achaeans seem able to care about. Over and over and over again, this has been the one part of life concerning which the rational animals of our mainstream press corps seem able to become fully engaged.

There are very few policy questions which engages them in any real way. They can't be forced to discuss such matters in the way they want to discuss the way certain public officials may have had sex, on one or possibly ten occasions, with some woman who wasn't their wife.

This is all they seem to care about. Few things could be more obvious.

To appearances, this is the way our human brains may perhaps be wired. On the lower ends of our functioning, our brains are wired to care about this and about little else—and, ideally, to turn our presidential elections into a set of stampedes in search of the answers to such eternal questions.

There's a great deal more to be said about the role of the various women in the Iliad—the women who live inside the walls of Troy and the young women who have been stolen by the Achaean invaders.

There's also a great deal more to be said about the sexual politics of our modern mainstream press corps—a sexual politics which barely exists, except when these pre-rational animals are given the chance to spend their days, and their nights, speculating about the (alleged) sexual behavior of the political figures of whom they disapprove.

(They will typically disappear the sexual misconduct of the pols they still revere.)

It's all about who's zoomin' who! Litle else actually seems to matter to these feckless modern humans, who may sometimes seem to resemble a group of time-travelled Achaeans.

We moderns! We pretend to engage in journalism. We pretend to author important moral judgments. But are we actually reasoning like a bunch of Achaeans?

We'd be inclined to say the answer is yes, though a great deal remains to be said.

"Man [sic] is the rational animal," Aristotle is widely said to have said. In fairness, he never read the New York Times, and he never watched the gang on Morning Joe.

He never saw how little these people seem to care about the actual lives of others. He was never exposed to the novels they're inclined to compose as they while away their hours.

Aristotle got certain things right. Depending on what he actually meant, we'd say he got that one thing wrong.

The journalists have been amazing this week. When Mika said that Stormy's statement amounted to proof, no one on the "cable news" panel rose to say, "Hold on!"


Propaganda is powerful!

THURSDAY, MAY 9, 2024

Paraphrase can be powerful too: The propaganda came early and often on this morning's Fox & Friends TV program.

Our "cable news" is built on a system in which no one disagrees or pushes back or questions anything anyone else has said.  As a result, Ainsley Earhardt was offering the statement shown below by 6:04 a.m.

The friends were discussing, or were perhaps pretending to discuss, President Biden's announcement that the United States will pause the delivery of certain weapons to Israel. In a front-page report in this morning's New York Times, the decision is described as shown:

BAKER (5/9/24): Mr. Biden hopes the selective pause will prompt Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel to forgo a long-threatened invasion of Rafah, the southern Gaza city where more than one million Palestinians have taken refuge. The president has objected to such an operation out of fear that widespread civilian casualties could be caused by American bombs. He said on Wednesday that he would also block the delivery of artillery shells that could be fired into the urban neighborhoods of Rafah.

Mr. Biden’s decision to pause the delivery of 3,500 bombs to Israel was meant to convey a powerful signal that his patience has limits. While insisting that his support for the Jewish state remains “ironclad,” Mr. Biden for the first time since the Gaza war erupted last fall opted to use his power as Israel’s chief arms supplier to demonstrate his discontent.

That's the general lay of the land. On Fox & Friends, the commentary all went one way—and Earhardt was soon saying this:

EARHARDT (5/9/24): Well, I mean, no one wants innocent lives taken, but this is what war looks like. They started this on October 7th. 

They're holding Israelis and American hostages in Gaza, in that area. And Hamas is a terrorist organization. They killed—they killed women and men, they raped many of the women, they amputated the limbs of children and then they killed them. They burned babies alive. 

Biden, don't those lives matter?

"Biden, don't those lives matter?" Yes, that what she actually said! It was 6:04 a.m., and President Biden was being boldly called out.

For all we know, Earhardt may be the world's nicest person, but she seems to be a highly unsophisticated political observer. The leading authority on her career at the Fox News Chanel starts by saying this:

Ainsley Earhardt

Ainsley Earhardt is an American conservative television host and author. She is a co-host of Fox & Friends. 

[...] 

Earhardt moved to New York City and began working at Fox News Channel in 2007. Earhardt has stated that she "did not know the first thing about politics" before she was hired by Roger Ailes to work at the network.

She appeared on Hannity with her own segment called "Ainsley Across America," and has co-hosted Fox and Friends Weekend, All-American New Year's Eve, America's News Headquarters. She has appeared as a panelist on The Live Desk and Greg Gutfeld's Red Eye.

Earhardt became a co-host of Fox & Friends in 2016.

She was seven years out of college when she started at Fox. Also, she may be the world's nicest person! We have no way of knowing such things as that.

That said, she "didn't know the first thing about politics" when she started at the channel. Today, she specializes in offering the most simple-minded possible version of her channel's mandated point of view when she comments on world events.

Should the United States supply very large bombs to Israel for use inside Rafah? Presumably, opinions may differ on that question, but Earhardt rarely makes it past the "They started it" level of analysis.

The three Fox friends pounded away at American traitor Biden. That may sound a bit overstated, but with Sen. Rick Scott live in the studio, this exchange was ringing out by 6:07 a.m.:

SCOTT: I mean, I am on Israel's side. I support Israel. I support Jews. This is disgusting what the president is doing.

STEVE DOOCY: So whose side is Joe Biden on?

SCOTT: Well. he's—he's clearly on Hamas' side...He's got a pro-Hamas group in the Democrat [sic] Party and he's part of it now.

It was only 6:07 a.m. Already, President Biden was "clearly on Hamas' side!" He's part of the pro-Hamas group!

The performance continued until 6:13, with Kilmeade vast in his standard role as chief spokesman for the IDF and Earhardt popping up with simple-minded, feel-good groaners of this general type:

EARHARDT: And Israel gave the civilians an area to go to that's safe. They dropped the pamphlets again to warn them that this invasion could be happening—it's imminent. So they gave them a path to safety.

With Earhardt, it's no Fox Point Left Behind! Under current organizational arrangements, no one will ever challenge, question or disagree with anything that ever gets said.

In fairness, it's hard to be totally wrong as a Fox News host at this point in time. At 6:13 a.m., Earhardt quoted something President Biden said on CNN last night, correctly noting that what he said was just plain flat-out wrong.

At 6:13 a.m., Earhardt got it right! Also, "this is what war look like" and, of course, "they started it." The civilians have a safe place to go, and Biden is pro-Hamas.

In our view, it's surprising that this sort of thing goes on all day and other news orgs don't report or comment on it. For the record, the Fox News audience is currently larger than the audiences of MSNBC and CNN combined.

It's very hard to find an excuse for the pseudo-journalistic conduct which rules the roost at Red America's "cable news" channel. On the other hand, we'll show you a paraphrase tomorrow—a paraphrase Andrew Weissmann offered on yesterday's Deadline: White House.

Under current arrangement, very few people enter the meat grinder known as "cable news" and come out fully whole. Tomorrow, we'll show you the text of Hope Hicks' testimony—and then we'll show you where her statement has gone on the "cable news" channel which is designed to advance and promote Blue America's storylines.

We'll show you what she actually said. Then, we'll show you the standard way it's being paraphrased.

Paraphrase can be a powerful tool. We first shared that wisdom with you a very long time ago.


ACHAEANS: Walk Like an Egyptian, the Bangles said!

THURSDAY, MAY 9, 2024

Reasoning like an Achaean: Truth be told, it didn't take much to snap the Achaeans back into line.

We return to the late Bronze Age—to the (presumably fictional) Achaean siege of Troy. 

In Book Nine of the western world's first poem of war, Agamemnon lord of men suffers his latest meltdown. The murderous siege is in its tenth year at this point in time.

As we noted yesterday, Agamemnon carries the royal scepter, a legacy tracking to Zeus. But when he tells the chieftains in a nighttime council that they will never conquer Troy—when he advises them to sail back home—Diomedes of the battle cry rises and rudely objects.

In yesterday's report, we showed you part of the text. 

Diomedes vows that he will stay and continue to fight, Zeus' monarch be damned. Homer records the reaction of the chieftains to what Diomedes has said:

"And all the Achaeans shouted their assent, stirred by the stallion-breaking Diomedes' challenge."

The unity of the clan was coming undone. At this point, Nestor scrambles to his feet and turns the tide of tribal impulse:

And all the Achaeans shouted their assent,
stirred by the stallion-breaking Diomedes' challenge.
But Nestor the old driver rose and spoke at once:
"Few can match your power in battle, Diomedes,
and in council you excel all men your age.
So no one could make light of your proposals,
not the whole army—who could contradict you?
But you don't press on and reach a useful end.
How young you are—why, you could be my son,
my youngest-born at that, though you urge our kings
with cool clear sense: what you've said is right.
But it's my turn now, Diomedes,
I think I can claim to have some years on you.
So I must speak up and drive the matter home.
And no one will heap contempt on what I say,
not even mighty Agamemnon. Lost to the clan,
lost to the hearth, lost to the old ways, that one
who lusts for all the horrors of war with his own people.

Nestor directs the sentries to "take up posts, squads fronting the trench we dug outside the rampart." 

He then directs the lord of men to prepare a feast "for all your senior chiefs." ("That is your duty, a service that becomes you.") 

As he concludes his remarks, he continues addressing the lord of men. History records the way the troops reacted:

"Come, gather us all and we will heed that man
who gives the best advice. That's what they need,
I tell you—all the Achaeans—good sound advice,
now our enemies, camping hard against the ships,
kindle their watchfires round us by the thousands.
What soldier could warm to that? Tonight's the night
that rips our ranks to shreds or pulls us through."
The troops hung on his words and took his orders.
Out they rushed, the sentries in armor,
forming
under the son of Nestor, captain Thrasymedes...

It didn't take much to convince the Achaeans. "Out they rushed, the sentries in armor," prepared to continue their siege. During his feast with his senior commanders, the lord of men confesses to his latest bout of "madness."

So it went in the days when the Achaeans waged war against Troy. 

We're going to wait until tomorrow to examine their reason for staging this war in the first place. All in all, it didn't take much to convince the Achaeans that they should stand and continue to fight. 

Put another way, it didn't take much to convince the troops that they should align themselves with the will of "the clan"—that above all else, they must avoid the horrors of war, of disagreement, with their own people.

Walk like an Egyptian, the Bangles once thoughtfully said. The year was 1986.

All these years later, the recording boasts its own Wikipedia page. The leading authority on the recording offers such nuggets as these:

Walk Like an Egyptian

"Walk Like an Egyptian" is a song by the American band the Bangles. It was released in September 1986 as the third single from the band's second studio album, Different Light (1986). It was the band's first number-one single, being certified gold by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), and was ranked Billboard's number-one song of 1987.

Composition

Liam Sternberg said he was inspired to create the song while on a ferry crossing the English Channel. When the vessel hit choppy water, passengers stepped carefully and moved their arms awkwardly while struggling to maintain their balance, and that reminded Sternberg of the depiction of human figures in ancient Egyptian tomb paintings. He wrote the words "Walk like an Egyptian" in a notebook. Later, Sternberg looked back in the notebook and, composing the melody with a guitar, he put together an up-tempo song with lyrics about Egyptian hieroglyphs, the Nile River, crocodiles, desert sand, bazaars and hookah pipes and then segued into modern scenes of blonde waitresses, school children and police officers.

Chart performance

"Walk Like an Egyptian" was the third single released from Different Light. It debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 in September 1986. The song reached a peak of number three on the UK Singles Chart in November 1986 and reached number one in the US on December 20, staying at the top of the Hot 100 for four weeks, carrying it over into January 1987...

Airplay restrictions

"Walk Like an Egyptian" was one of the songs which were claimed to have been banned by Clear Channel following the September 11, 2001 attacks. In researching this, Snopes found that the list was simply suggestions regarding songs to be sensitive about when deciding what to play. It was also included in a "list of records to be avoided" drawn up by the BBC during the Gulf War.

Everyone liked the silly song—until the Gulf War started, followed by the September 11 attack.

Walk like an Egyptian, the Bangles had advised. At the present time, is it possible that we the people of our two Americas are reasoning like the Achaeans? 

(To the extent that our reactions and impulses involve any "reasoning" at all.)

As sacred Homer once recorded, it didn't take much to rally the troops after Agamemnon, lord of men, suffered his latest meltdown. Animal spirit drove their reaction—animal spirit, and the desire to avoid breaking faith with the clan.

The current impulses of our own Blue tribe have us thinking back to that first war poem. More specifically, those impulses—those reactions—make us think of the motive which brought the Achaeans troops to the plains outside Troy in the first place.

Similar impulses are at play in Book One of the great war poem—in the chapter called "The Rage of Achilles." In fact, the Iliad is driven by bouts of rage throughout-and that includes the primal bout of rage which originally led the Achaeans to sail for Troy.

By modern standards, the Achaeans of the Iliad are basically out of their minds. They fight and die on the plains outside Troy because of one particular (perceived) blow to their honor.

They've already fought and died for more than nine years as the poem starts. Now, a new bout of rage defines the structure of the ensuing poem—a bout of rage on the part of mighty Achilles, but also a bout of rage on the part of Agamemnon, lord of men.

There's only one motive in all this conduct. We sometimes think we smell the same motive driving our own Blue tribe forward at the present time.

No one is walking like an Egyptian as a certain trial in Gotham proceeds. But are we reasoning like the Achaeans? Possibly more to the point:

Is any of this actually tied to something called "reason" at all?

Tomorrow: Sources of rage

This afternoon: Paraphrase like an Achaean

Important word enjoys night off!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 8, 2024

Blue America's faux journalism: Last night, a key word was largely given the night off on Blue America's "cable news" channel.

The key word is "allegedly." At issue was the testimony by Stormy Daniels, very little of which can be confirmed for its accuracy.

Daniel's various claims might be true—but also, her various claims might be false. There's no obvious way to tell. An actual journalist would know that.

As you may have heard, Daniels said she had sex with Donald J. Trump on one occasion in 2006. Trump says it didn't happen.

For the sake of argument, let's assume that Daniels has the more accurate number. That, of course, doesn't tell us if her ancillary claims are accurate—and, of course, it's always possible that Trump's number is more correct.

In short, there's no obvious way to know when Daniels is making accurate statements. Unless you're watching MSNBC, where a gang of actors posing as journalists spent the evening reading the transcripts of her testimony as if her statements are the received word of God, brought down from the mountaintop by none other than Moses himself.

Lisa Rubin should be frog-marched away from her current job based on her performance on last evening's The Last Word. As she spoke with a highly receptive Lawrence O'Donnell, she acted as if every word Daniels spoke was the booming voice of God.

Where in the world—where on earth—do they go to find these people?

Question! is there any reason to doubt anything Daniels said? For example, what she said about the lack of a condom? What she said that Donald Trump said about his daughter? About his wife?

Answer: Yes, of course there is, as there is with any witness in such a high-stakes forum! Even in the tabloid-adjacent New York Times, Protess and Bromwich decided to offer this tantalizing passage in this morning's front-page news report: 

Outside the jury’s presence, the judge said that “there were some things better left unsaid” in her testimony and suggested that Ms. Daniels might have “credibility issues.”

Yet he rejected the defense’s bid for a mistrial, instead inviting Mr. Trump’s lawyers to mount an aggressive questioning of Ms. Daniels.

“The more times this story has changed, the more fodder for cross-examination,” he said.

Susan Necheles, the Trump lawyer who led the cross-examination, heeded the judge’s advice.

“The more times this story has changed?" What did Judge Merchan mean by that? The Times is publishing trial transcripts at this site, but yesterday's transcript isn't available yet. For that reason, we have no way of checking the transcript to fill in the missing context.

Rubin might need to go somewhere else, but everyone has been playing the fool on our Blue Tribe's corporate channel. For a further example of what we mean, consider the confessions of Saint Nicolle, as delivered on yesterday's Deadline: White House TV program.

It started at 5:14 p.m. Eastern. The extremely belated confession started off like this:

WALLACE (5/7/24): I feel bad that I always describe her as "porn star Stormy Daniels." I mean, she was a person, with a life, and a child, and a mother who disappeared when she was 17.

And but for having sex in Tahoe with Donald Trump where basically—I don't want to use the word "seduced" because the sex she describes isn't particularly sexual—but lures her in with conversations that she thinks are about her career, about the films she directs. And then she's so, for whatever reason, eager to keep the story silent—she talks about her partner, her husband who's struggling himself with alcoholism and some postpartum issues after her daughter is born—but she's desperate to keep the story silent...

And so on from there. Wallace seems to think she knows what happened that day at Lake Tahoe. Also, she's suddenly full of regret about using the term "porn star," as she has done and done, and done quite compulsively, in recent months. 

A few minutes later, she expressed her regret again:

WALLACE: All the details certainly remind us that this is a human being. I'm guilty of this too. 
"Porn star Stormy Daniels! Porn star Stormy Daniels!" We say it like it's all one word. She brought herself to life today in a way that's beyond the caricature.

We say it like it's all one word? Actually, Wallace has been saying it like it's all one word, usually tied to "Playboy Playmate" with a visible sense of loathing and a class-based air of disgust. 

We've suggested a different formulation: "adult woman not Donald Trump's wife." But these hounds from Hell have been selling Approved Blue Storyline hour after hour and day after day. 

It's what they're paid to do by their corporate owners.

Wallace has no way of knowing if various parts of Daniels' testimony are true. It may be that everything Daniels said was true. It may be that various things pretty much weren't.

As a compromise, Wallace did what she and her most favorite friends did all day and all night. They went on the air and behaved as if they knew that everything Daniels said was accurate.

We have a new word for Wallace and Rubin and Lawrence to learn. That new word is "allegedly." 

As actors, they aren't inclined to use that word. In the old days, top journalists would.