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BREAKING: Nothing but the Russians is coming!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, 2018

Dems unhappy with Rachel:
We recommend two recent reports about the program content of pseudoliberal cable news, especially MSNBC.

We refer to this post by Erix Levitz at New York Magazine ("The Democratic Party Has an MSNBC Problem"), and to an earlier report at The Daily Beast which Levitz quotes.

That earlier report is by Gideon Resnick and Sam Stein.
Stein is a frequent presence on cable news. But the content of the Beast report is captured by its headlines:
Dems Give Up on Trying to Get Cable News to Care About Anything but Russia
The party wants to talk health care. They really do. But they can’t get cable bookers or programmers to care.
The basic premise of these reports is this: Congressional Democrats want to talk about important policy issues—more specifically, about the Trump administration's "war on the middle class." But all Rachel and them are willing to discuss is Russia and also Russia, Russia the whole freaking time.

The Russians are coming, and also the Russians are coming! It's the Russians the whole freaking time!

We refer to Rachel Maddow because she's the top star on MSNBC. But each of these reports suggests that Democratic election prospects are being harmed by the way MSNBC is selling its one and only TV show, The (explosive) Chase:
RESNICK AND STEIN (5/14/18): Eager to move a message that focuses on things like minimum wage hikes and health care premiums, [Democrats] have been overtaken by a steady stream of stories of Russian meddling, porn star payoffs, and shady Trump-world figures. Ultimately, many offices and aides have come to the conclusion that they should simply give up on trying to break through on cable news at all.

“It’s impossible,” said one Senate aide, “unless you want to talk about Russia.”

...[N]umerous other aides echoed this point, sharing stories of fruitless calls and emails to bookers and abrupt cancellations on pre-existing bookings. Jessica Post, executive director of the Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee, said she was bumped three times from a prime-time MSNBC show due to Trump scandals.
Is this relentless diet of Russia trivia harming election prospects? That's a matter of judgment, but the diet is unrelenting and largely beside the point, absent eventual action by Mueller.

When it comes to her Russia obsession, Maddow is often so deep in the weeds that you can't see the swamp from there. With that in mind, we were struck by Levitz's claim, based on a study by The Intercept, that Maddow "devotes more air time to 'Trump-Russia' developments than to all other issues" combined.

The Intercept had studied Maddow's programs from February 20 through March 31. By their reckoning, Maddow had devoted 640 minutes to "Russia issues" during that period, but only 552 minutes to "Total Non-Russia Issues."

We couldn't help wondering—did Maddow really devote that much time to non-Russkie issues? What other issues does she ever discuss, we incomparably wondered.

We decided to run a quick check. Below, you see the summaries of Maddow Show highlights from the middle week in March. These summaries run on Nexis with transcripts of each night's program. We assume they come from the Maddow staff, but we don't know that for sure.

From these summaries, there's no way to assess The Intercept's statistical breakdown. But you may start to get an idea of what those "other" issues were in Maddow's Trump-obsessed issue palate. We highlight a few topics which aren't "Trump Russia" but come from the same family tree:
Monday, March 12:
HIGHLIGHT: David Corn and Michael Isikoff discussed with Rachel Maddow some of the insights explored in their new book, "Russian Roulette," including the unusual presence of people like Paul Manafort, Carter Page, and George Papadopoulos on the Trump campaign team, and how many of the ingredients of the Russian attack on the 2016 election were known to the U.S. intelligence community without the realization of the overall plot. Congressman Adam Schiff talked with Rachel Maddow about the Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee shutting down their Trump Russia investigation with witnesses yet to interview and questions left unanswered.

Tuesday, March 13:
HIGHLIGHT: Andrea Mitchell, NBC News chief foreign affairs correspondent, talked with Rachel Maddow about the circumstances of Donald Trump's firing of Rex Tillerson and the foreign policy stakes around Trump administration upheaval. Senator Ron Wyden talked with Rachel Maddow about his objections to the elevation of Gina Haspel to director of the CIA and his concerns about the secrecy of the U.S. torture program and Haspel's role in it.

Wednesday, March 14:
HIGHLIGHT: Britain is to expel 23 Russian diplomats allegedly operating as undeclared intelligence officers after Moscow ignored a midnight deadline to explain how its nerve weapon was used in the attempted assassination of a former double agent on U.K. soil. Caleb Melby, financial investigations reporter for Bloomberg News, talked with Rachel Maddow about a hundred million dollar real estate deal the Jared Kushner's family company did with a Japan-backed company. Sarah Chadwick, a student at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, talked with Rachel Maddow about National Walkout Day and how the national response has increased

Thursday, March 15:
HIGHLIGHT: Donald Trump secretaries Ben Carson and Steven Mnuchin are garnering the kind of embarrassing scandal headlines that seem likely to draw the ax-wielding attention of Donald Trump. "The New York Times" reports that Robert Mueller has sent a subpoena to the Trump Organization for Russia-related documents over a time that extends to before Donald Trump declared his candidacy. Nicole Perlroth, cybersecurity reporter for "The New York Times", talked with Rachel Maddow about new details of Russia's efforts to hack vital U.S. infrastructure accompanying new sanctions on Russia. Ashley Parker, White House correspondent for "The Washington Post", talked with Rachel Maddow about Donald Trump being prepared to fire his second national security adviser, H.R. McMaster, as soon as he arranges a suitable replacement and a non-humiliating departure. Rep. Eric Swalwell talked with Rachel Maddow about evidence House Intel Democrats say they've seen that shows the Trump Organization negotiating a deal with a sanctioned Russian bank during the election season.

Friday, March 16:
HIGHLIGHT: Andrea Mitchell, NBC News chief foreign affairs correspondent, talked with Rachel Maddow about the circumstances of Rex Tillerson's firing in contrast with the story the White House is trying to push about it. Donald Trump has hired attorney Charles Harder to represent him in the Stormy Daniels legal case, and filed to move the case to a federal court, showing a new seriousness about the situation. Ellen Barry, international correspondent for The New York Times, talked with Rachel Maddow about British authorities treating the death of Russian exile Nikolai Glushkov as a murder and re-examining more than a dozen past suspicious Russian deaths in the UK.
It wasn't all "Trump Russia" after all! It was also Kushner/Japan, plus the dumping of Tillerson and McMaster, along with the Stormy Daniels case and the embarrassment called Ben Carson!

In other words, it's basically nothing but "Trump scandal and embarrassment." As Maddow socks millions of dollars away, little else ever intrudes, including major policy issues.

Last night, Maddow returned from vacation with one of her higher-energy evenings. It occurred to us that, when dealing with a dangerous president who seems to have mental health issues, it may be better to avoid having cable news anchors who have spoken about their own mental health issues, and who seem to exhibit such difficulties on a regular basis.

That said, it's now "Trump scandal and embarrassment" pretty much all the way down. Corporate cable is raking in bucks selling us an exciting "true crime" tale. We're perhaps a bit too enthralkled to see that we're being entertained, stroked, fluffed, talked down to and played.

Nothing matters except That Bad Man. Nothing affecting regular people need apply, let alone struggling children!

Corporate doesn't care about them. Neither do we, or at least that's what corporate guesses.

Rachel Maddow is a nightmare!

MONDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2013

Rachel Maddow is Fox: By now, there can be little doubt. Rachel Maddow is an official party-line, partisan hack.

She’ll fill your head full of stupid shazam. Last Friday night, the current episode continued.

For our previous report, click here.

Good God! Once again, Maddow opened her show with a 17-minute segment about Chris Christie and the traffic lanes leading onto the George Washington Bridge.

She could have been discussing something that actually matters—the interests of low-income children, let’s say.

Rachel Maddow doesn’t care about the interests of low-income kids! Instead, she keeps playing you with this stupid shazam, which comes from the world of Fox.

Pitifully, Maddow spent a large amount of Friday’s segment reviewing Christie’s driving record from 1985 through 2009. (Also, Sarah Palin’s 2008 Troopergate controversy.) She continued her endless references to The Sopranos, New Jersey culture and “mobbed-up” this and that.

Finally, she got to the “issue” at hand—the massively ginned-up controversy about lane closings at the George Washington Bridge and Christie’s so far non-existent role in same. When she did, she surprised us with a few things she said, or seemed to say, or perhaps allowed to be said.

Here’s how information trickles out on Maddow’s rather dishonest program:

Fourteen minutes into her segment, Maddow introduced Ted Mann, who has reported—and apparently misreported—various aspects of this story for the Wall Street Journal. In her second question to Mann, this is what Maddow said about the lane closings by New Jersey officials, which she spent the past week trying to slime onto Christie:
MADDOW (12/13/13): And their assertions that this was part of a traffic study—and you ferreted out a lot of these details. First, it seemed very damning that the executive director of the agency said, “I don’t know anything about a new traffic study.” We’ve since seen documentation that they did do something that looked like a study, and that continues to be their political explanation for what they were doing. The study itself, such as it was, though, does seem completely unusual and completely unlike anything else the Port Authority has ever done.
Say what? “We’ve since seen documentation that they did do something that looked like a study?”

When did “we” see that?

Searching Maddow’s previous reports on this currently worthless topic, we find no reference to any such documentation. On Monday, Wednesday and Thursday nights, Maddow’s segments were built around the claim that this study never happened—that any such claim was “phony.”

Suddenly, this new information flitted by, so fast you might not see it. As we’ve noted in the past, this is often the way Maddow “corrects” reports she has previously bollixed.

Late in her brief interview with Mann, a second piece of new information flew past at the speed of light. Here’s the background:

On Thursday night, Maddow built her segment around a very shaky report by Mann in that day’s Wall Street journal. According to Mann, Christie had called Governor Cuomo to complain about the way a New York official had been pushing the controversy.

This was a very shaky report, attributed to a single source—an unnamed “person familiar with the matter.” Being a hack, Maddow lovingly seized on this shaky claim, as other hacks around the liberal world were doing.

On Thursday night, Maddow built her entire segment around this shaky claim. On Friday, Christie flatly denied the claim in a press conference. That afternoon, a press spokesman for Governor Cuomo confirmed what he said, speaking by name, on the record.

Here’s the way you learned these facts on Maddow’s Fox-like program. The following Q-and-A with Mann ended her endless, 17-minute segment. Note the standard dollops of snark and misdirection as the real information flew by:
MADDOW: Ted, let me ask you about one specific thing that you reported that really seemed to get Governor Christie very excited today and not in a good way. And that was your reporting that Governor Christie, as he’s been joking about this and making light of it in public before today, had earlier this week called New York Governor Andrew Cuomo essentially to say, “Listen, your appointees, your New York appointees on this are pushing too hard for answers. Why don’t you get them to lay off.” Governor Christie is now denying that that call ever took place.

MANN: Right. And Governor Cuomo’s spokesman did too. We stand by that story. That story is right.

MADDOW: All right. Ted Mann, reporter for the Wall Street Journal. Boy, am I looking forward to reading your next piece on this! Thank you very much for being here. Appreciate it.
Since Mann seems to have gotten his last report wrong, Rachel Maddow can’t wait to read his next!

Question:

Do you even know what Mann’s statement means? Does he stand by his own report, in which Christie made that phone call? Or does he stand by the subsequent contradiction from Christie and the Cuomo spokesman?

We have no idea what Mann meant. Rachel didn’t ask.

Given her report the previous night, Maddow should have told you these things at the top of the segment. Instead, you got that puzzling statement after 17 minutes of pure shazam, including a horrified “news report” about Christie’s past traffic tickets.

Fame and millions of dollars will do this. But Rachel Maddow is a nightmare. Rachel Maddow is Fox.

Rachel thinks you’re very dumb: How dumb does Rachel think you are?

She thinks you’re very dumb:
MADDOW: All week long, I have been calling this the busiest bridge in the country. Turns out I have been understating the fact. If you go to the official New York and New Jersey web site for that bridge, they’re very proud to tell you that it is not just the busiest bridge in the country. It is the busiest bridge in the whole world!

If you say so!

The bridge is huge. It takes in more than $600 million every year in revenue, in tolls. That’s how busy it is. $600 million! And that’s how rich the agency is that runs it and that takes in the tolls. That’s why it’s a real perk of the job of being governor of New York or governor of New Jersey, that you get to appoint people to the agency that runs this bridge, which mints money like a mobbed-up casino.
Losers, guess what? The volume of traffic on the bridge has nothing to do with this story. Traffic across the bridge was not affected, only access to the bridge from the town of Fort Lee.

This time-killing, exciting diversion tells you nothing about the substance of this currently pointless story. Rachel figured you wouldn't see that.

Rachel Maddow is Fox.

LESSONS CONCERNING THE FALL: Sources of liberal enjoyment!

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 2017

Conclusion—Gifts from the Rachel figure:
Did Jeffrey Sessions lie to that Senate committee back in January?

In our view, this question is much too complex for modern mainstream journalists. We'd also say that the answer is wholly unclear.

We'd say the answer is wholly unclear. Unless you're watching the Maddow Show, where liberals get to hear presentations like the one which ended Tuesday night's program:
MADDOW (10/17/17): You know what? Senators don't like being lied to. And Jeff Sessions never apologized or really cleaned up that lie he told to his confirmation hearing.

Well, tomorrow, Jeff Sessions goes back before that same Senate Judiciary Committee again, the one he lied to, for what's supposed to be a routine oversight hearing. I have my doubts it will be a routine oversight hearing. And it starts tomorrow 10 AM Eastern. I will watch.

That does it for us tonight. We'll see you again tomorrow. Now it's time for The Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell.

O'DONNELL: Now I have my assignment at 10 AM Eastern tomorrow, which I did not know until you just gave it to me. But that's, that's why we have to get our homework assignments from Rachel every night.

MADDOW: You know from your time in the Senate that if there's one thing that senators never forget, it's being lied to.

O'DONNELL: Yes.

MADDOW: Especially by a witness under oath.
On the Maddow Show, Sessions did lie, full stop, no explanations needed. In fact, viewers heard Maddow say, three separate times, that Sessions "lied" that day.

In much the way described by Janet Malcolm, hearing such statements makes liberal viewers feel good. On Wednesday night, the charismatic "corporate liberal" ran an even more pitiful scam on her mesmerized viewers:
MADDOW (10/18/17): Go back to the first week of March this year. On March 1st, the Washington Post, New York Times, Wall Street Journal, all reported some very troubling news about the new administration.

They reported that Attorney General Jeff Sessions had in fact met with multiple Russians—excuse me, had in fact met multiple times with Russian officials during the presidential campaign, even though he had repeatedly denied that, including it under oath. That was March 1st, those reports came out about Sessions having meetings with Russians.
Wow! Those three newspapers all reported that Sessions "had in fact met multiple times with Russian officials during the presidential campaign."

People! Sessions had met with the Russkies "multiple times!" Welcome to the Maddow Show, where we liberals get to enjoy ourselves, even in spite of the terrible times our ineptitude helped bring on.

Maddow's statement was pleasing. That said, was it accurate? Was it perhaps misleading?

In point of fact, the "multiple" number of meetings in question was the rather small number "two," a word Maddow chose not to use. In fact, those newspapers had reported that day that Sessions had met with the Russkies twice—that is to say, two times.

(For the Post's report, click here.)

Why did Maddow refer to "multiple meetings" instead of just saying "two?" We can't answer that question! But two weeks ago, as you may recall, Maddow said that Steve Mnuchin had traveled on military jets "multiple times, many multiples of times."

The actual number of times was seven, a word she never used. Instead of saying "seven times," she said "many multiples of times!" The Rachel figure possibly seemed to be playing her viewers then too.

Why did Maddow refer to "multiple meetings" rather than "two?" We can't answer that question. That said, only one of these "meetings" was actually a "meeting" in the normal sense of the term. You're shielded from ever hearing such things if you're a suitably gullible liberal watching the Maddow Show.

Did Sessions attempt to mislead Al Franken that day in that committee hearing? We think the answer is far from clear. But Maddow's embellished reports this week help explain one part of Janet Malcolm's weird assessment of her program, the weird assessment Malcolm delivered right at the start of her endless, and endlessly strange, profile of Maddow in the October 9 New Yorker.

Malcolm started by saying, quite correctly, that Maddow "is the current sweetheart of liberal cable TV." Soon, though, she also weirdly said this:
MALCOLM (10/9/17): As I write this, I think of something that subliminally puzzles me as I watch the show. Why do I stay and dumbly watch the commercials instead of getting up to finish washing the dishes? By now, I know every one of the commercials as well as I know the national anthem...I sit there mesmerized because Maddow has already mesmerized me. Her performance and those of the actors in the commercials merge into one delicious experience of TV. “The Rachel Maddow Show” is a piece of sleight of hand presented as a cable news show. It is TV entertainment at its finest. It permits liberals to enjoy themselves during what may be the most thoroughly unenjoyable time of their political lives.
According to Malcolm, Maddow's show is a nightly "sleight of hand" which "permits liberals to enjoy themselves" during a disastrous time. Strikingly, that's the basic assessment we've been offering for the past quite a few years.

Weirdly, though, Malcolm effusively praises Maddow for working this sleight of hand. We've routinely criticized Maddow for her sleights of hand, which often resemble cons.

We liberals got to enjoy ourselves this week as Maddow told us that Sessions had "lied" about those "multiple meetings." She swept away uncertainty; she toyed with her number words.

In the process, we liberals were getting pleasured and possibly conned—according to Malcolm, by the sleight of hand of a mesmerizing purveyor of "TV entertainment at its finest."

Malcolm's profile is stupendously weird. It's astounding to think that David Remnick was willing to publish such manifest dreck, given its manifest strangeness.

That said, Malcolm offers many accurate observations about Maddow and her deliciously entertaining, enjoyable nightly program. One of Malcolm's most interesting frameworks involves her repeated references to "Maddow’s TV persona—the well-crafted character that appears on the nightly show."

Extremely weirdly, Malcolm compares Maddow's nightly "performance" to the performances which are offered by the actors in the "mesmerizing" TV ads which pay for Maddow's show. Eventually, she refers to Maddow's "performance of the Rachel figure." What the heck might Malcolm mean by that?

We can't speak for Janet Malcolm, whose reasoning in this essay is often quite hard to follow. That said, we can provide the outlines of "the Rachel figure," the "well-crafted character that appears on the nightly show."

What are the basic elements of this "stage persona?" Below, we offer a quick overview:

The Rachel figure is an attention-seeking clown—more politely, an entertainer. As part of her mugging and clowning, she'll even put the lid of "a baby-poop-colored cannister" right on her head, after wonderfully telling us that it's "baby-poop-colored."

The Rachel figure won't always seem to be obsessively honest. She ran her DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS scam for years, convincing gullible viewers of her massive honesty.

(Malcolm describes one such session, ignoring the lengthy history.)

In fact, Maddow rarely corrects her mistakes at all. She persistently tends to embellish facts to make life enjoyable for liberals. She'll embellish the facts about political issues, and about her own life.

(She only bought the TV set because she was blackout drunk! She was completely surprised the next morning when she found the on-line purchase order right there in her bed!)

The Rachel figure is constantly engaging in staged laughter. We've long suggested the obvious, that this may be a performance tic prescribed by her corporate owners as a way of avoiding The Shrill.

Malcolm tells us, admiringly, that "to keep herself in character, so to speak, Maddow marks up the text that she will read from a teleprompter with cues for gestures, pauses, smiles, laughs, frowns—all the body language that goes into her performance of the Rachel figure."

There's nothing "wrong" with that, of course—until there actually is. At any rate, the Rachel figure's constant forced laughter helps keep us entertained.

The Malcolm profile is full of glimpses of the Rachel figure's essence. We'll suggest that narcissism is one key part of that essence. The Rachel figure is inclined to play old videotape of the Rachel figure. She reminds us of Donald J. Trump more than anyone else in all of corporate cable.

We'll especially suggest that you review the bullroar in Malcolm's profile about Maddow's "distant relative," Ben Maddow, who—we'll take a guess—Maddow mentioned to Malcolm because she wanted readers to know that she has some Jewish ancestry, balancing the Catholic upbringing she also discusses with Malcolm. (The Rachel figure is fascinatingly complex, much more so than you.)

Malcolm's long diversion on this matter is utterly pointless. That said, she asserts, again and again, that Maddow mentioned this distant relative, a writer of poems and books, "in a forthcoming moment."

Scenting the obvious hint of a Maddovian scam, we checked to see if Rachel could have known that Malcolm has long admired Ben Maddow. Sure enough! Malcolm mentioned Ben Maddow as recently as 2013, in a best-selling book. By total coincidence, Rachel Maddow dropped his name when she spoke with Malcolm.

Malcolm swallowed the bait. Is she really that easy to play? We have no idea.

As a long-time Maddow watcher, we found many markers of the Rachel figure floating around in Malcolm's essay. Today, we're deciding that we don't want to go any farther into the weeds on this matter.

Still and all, we think we'll mention Malcolm's opening sentence! Were we the only readers who noted the apparent contradiction with the self-deprecating claims of the Rachel figure?
MALCOLM: In Rachel Maddow’s office at the MSNBC studios, there is a rack on which hang about thirty elegant women’s jackets in various shades of black and gray. On almost every week night of the year, at around one minute to nine, Maddow yanks one of these jackets off its hanger, puts it on without looking into a mirror, and races to the studio from which she broadcasts her hour-long TV show, sitting at a sleek desk with a glass top. As soon as the show is over, she sheds the jacket and gets back into the sweater or T-shirt she was wearing before. She does not have to shed the lower half of her costume, the skirt and high heels that we don’t see because of the desk in front of them but naturally extrapolate from the stylish jacket. The skirt and heels, it turns out, are an illusion. Maddow never changed out of the baggy jeans and sneakers that are her offstage uniform and onstage private joke. Next, she removes her contact lenses and puts on horn-rimmed glasses that hide the bluish eyeshadow a makeup man hastily applied two minutes before the show. She now looks like a tall, gangly tomboy instead of the delicately handsome woman with a stylish boy’s bob who appears on the show and is the current sweetheart of liberal cable TV.
Quick question: Does anyone extrapolate a skirt and high heels when Maddow is on the air? Also, on what planet was this profile written? Moving right along:

How strange! Malcolm says that Maddow's rack contain thirty elegant, stylish jackets. Maddow has often said that her crummy old jackets cost $19 each. The Rachel figure is self-deprecating, in a humblebrag sort of way.

The Rachel figure is deeply self-involved, to almost Trumpian levels. She's doesn't seem obsessively honest. She loves to mug and clown and entertain. She'll even put "baby-poop-colored" objects on her overpaid head.

The Rachel figure is extremely good at selling the car, and the car she sells is The Maddow. In the October 9 New Yorker, Malcolm bought a fully-loaded roadster, apparently paying cash.

The mugging, clowning, dissembling continue. The largest questions are these:

What can it mean when the nation's best magazine writer admires cable news sleight of hand designed to let liberals enjoy themselves? What can it mean when The New Yorker puts such manifest weirdness in print?

Beyond that, the Rachel figure will continue mugging and clowning and pleasing liberal viewers. Long ago, Jon Stewart tried to tell her that she ought to drop the stand-up routine. She said she didn't want to.

According to the highly peculiar Malcolm, the Rachel figure works a nightly sleight of hand. This results in "TV entertainment at its finest." Plus the Cialis ads!

We agree with that formulation! In theory, journalists used to know what we need. As Malcolm says in her crazy third paragraph, corporate cable's Rachel figure has long seemed to know what we want.

We think her judgment tends to be poor. Luckily, no one's in charge!


Supplemental: Rachel Maddow’s 6-year-old fan!

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2015

Who else could sit through this program:
We’d call it a defining moment in the dumbing-down of the increasingly heinous and irresponsible Rachel Maddow Show.

The devolution of this horrible show dates to at least the first week in May. Last night, the aggressive dumbing-down produced a defining moment.

It came as a staffer announced Rachel’s guest for the Friday Night News Dump, the ridiculous, dumbbell weekly quiz which mainly exists to let the egomaniacal Maddow play videotape of herself from the week’s earlier programs.

If you think Trump is narcissistically nuts, you haven’t been watching Maddow!

Last night, Maddow and the appalling Tricia McKinney clowned their way through the embarrassing weekly segment in which they pretend to select the silly gifts for the News Dump contestant.

Watching Maddow and McKinney, you’d almost think that they were performing a program for preschoolers. And then, as the night’s contestant was introduced—ironic Don Pardo-style, of course—the magic moment occurred!

Rachel returned from commercial break, the better to pay her salary with. As the silly clowning continued, it finally issued in this:
MADDOW (9/11/15): Woo-hoo! Friday Night News Dump time! Producer Wendy McNeal, welcome to the program!

MCNEAL: Thank you.

MADDOW: Making your debut as the person that shows off the things!

MCNEAL: Yes, I’m the rookie on the block.

MADDOW: It’s very exciting to have you here. Wendy, tell us who our first player is.

MCNEAL: Well, Rachel, tonight, we have Lynda Rouner, from Houston, Texas, baby. She’s a nurse, a mom of a 6-year-old. And by the way, her 6-year-old is a huge fan of the show!
Huge fan!


And she loves Doctor Who. Rachel, meet Lynda!

MADDOW: Lynda, it’s very nice to meet you! Thank you for being here.
Lynda Rouner’s 6-year-old is a huge fan of the Maddow Show? “Who else could watch this pile of crap?” one of the analysts cried.

No one seemed to feel the need to explain why a 6-year-old would be a huge fan of a cable news program. At the end of the embarrassing, time-wasting News Dump segment, Maddow suggested a deal:
MADDOW: Wendy, please give Lynda the excellent news.

MCNEAL: Yes, Lynda, you have won the fabulous shot-shaker and the paper animals!

ROUNER: Hooray!

MADDOW: Hopefully those will be handy for you at a Halloween. Will you please give your 6-year-old our kindest regards from here at The Rachel Maddow Show?

ROUNER: I sure will. Her name is Katie and she loves you.

MADDOW: Katie, we have an internship ready for you in approximately 12 years.

(LAUGHTER)

MADDOW: Thank you, Lynda. It’s really great to meet you.

ROUNER: Thank you. It’s great to meet you.

MADDOW: Thank you.
“I have a dream today,” one analyst said. “By the time Katie is eighteen years old, she’ll be able to see through this dreck!”

Can we talk? At least since the first week in May, Maddow has been presenting one of the dumbest programs in the history of “cable news.” Beyond the manifest stupidity of her subject matter and her analyses, her manifest egomaniacism has been running amuck.

Maddow wants to be a hilarious clown—and a game show host! What she doesn’t seem to want to do is run a cable news program.

Last night, the inanity continued, in a familiar vein. Maddow opened with a 16-minute segment about the fact that Candidate Perry is dropping out of the race, an utterly trivial topic.

To watch all that timekill, click this.

People, listen up! Candidate Perry was polling at one percent. He had long been an afterthought in the campaign. But Maddow devotes amazing amounts of her time to the undercard in the GOP field. It’s a type of coverage she now describes as “Gutterball”—a reference to an attempt at bowling that is so bad that the ball goes into the gutter.

Why should viewers care about the candidates who aren’t gaining any support? The answer seems to be this—“Gutterball” lets Maddow entertain her fans with mocking, snark-laden portraits of thoroughly hapless Republicans.

Maddow likes to mock the marginal candidates—and if she has to embellish the facts, she will happily do so. Last night, she pleased the base with this silly claim about ex-Candidate Perry, who wasn’t worth discussing at all:
MADDOW: Vanity Fair reported, around the time he got out of the race in January 2012, that not only had Rick Perry have back surgery, he had made this terrible and in the end politically tragic decision to basically let a friend of his practice amateur back surgery on him.

Here’s Vanity Fair from January 2012. Quote, “The most intriguing explanation for Perry’s collapse has been quietly circulating in Austin for weeks. This theory suggests that the governor is suffering from the after-effects of his low back surgery in July, six weeks before he announced his candidacy. His surgeon, a friend who operates a Houston medical day spa specializing in liposuction and laser hair removal, fused two of Perry’s vertebra together and then injected the governor, for the first time in the surgeon’s career, with two teaspoonfuls of stem cells that had what been cultured from fatty tissue taken from Perry’s hip.”

If you have to explain why you can’t tell Iran from Iraq, and why you think the name Sotomayor starts with an M and why don`t remember the name of the election that you’re running in, and you don’t know who’s allowed to vote, and you can’t remember your own campaign platform even when people are trying to help you and you give speeches. If you need a tough-guy explanation for what happened back in 2012, well, then “I had my friend give me amateur back surgery he had never done before,” that’s a pretty good explanation.

And so, when Rick Perry chose to run again this year, he explained that the only reason he did so badly in 2012 was those health stories, that health concern, that amateur back surgery. That’s what happened last time. Obviously, that was not going to be an issue this time and so he`d be fine.

Well, now, having seen Rick Perry campaign four years later, having seen Rick Perry campaign in 2015, I think we can simply say that his amateur back surgery in 2011 wasn’t the problem.
No Virginia—and Katie, and all the other 6-year-olds out there, whatever your chronological ages might be:

Back in 2011, Governor Perry actually didn’t “let a friend of his practice amateur back surgery on him.” That’s the kind of silly, embellished claim in which Maddow persistently traffics when she tries to please her fans of various chronological ages.

There was no reason to spend sixteen minutes talking about ex-Candidate Perry last night. There was little apparent reason to discuss him at all.

But that’s the game Maddow now plays as she dumbs the liberal world to the ground with her inane subject matter, her embellished factual claims and her clown car-worthy attempts at “analysis.”

Last night, she spent five minutes in her second segment offering one of those utterly silly “analyses” of new polling data. If you want be mentally 6 years old too, you can watch her perform it:

Click this.

Last night, Maddow spent exactly one segment on news. The rest of the program was silly, braindead “Gutterball” tripe, along with the pair of silly weekly segments devoted to the News Dump.

We’d like to link you to tape of those News Dump segments, just to let you see how bad this actually gets. But the Maddow Show has at least learned this—they mustn’t post tape of the News Dump segments at the Maddow site!

Presumably, they understand that posting such tape would only encourage the rest of the world to mock Maddow’s devolution. But make no mistake—Rachel Maddow is now airing one of the dumbest programs in the history of cable news.

Presumably, this is done for ratings purposes. Someone has to pay the bills for Maddow’s reported $7 million salary!

Whatever the reasons may be, this program is now an historic mess. Night after night, Maddow ignores important aspects of the ongoing campaign in favor of Gutterball bullshit. Other aspects of world and national news have largely ceased to exist.

On alternate night, Maddow 1) tells us how ridiculous the low end of the GOP field is, and 2) bitterly complains that CNN won’t let these hapless losers into next week’s debate. Because her viewers are 6 years old, they don’t notice the odd conjunction of these dueling themes.

Corporate cable “news” offers tremendous wealth and fame to bald-faced hustlers like Maddow. Wealth and fame can be very destructive. Few players have handled that wealth and fame as poorly as Maddow has done.

The latest revelation: What does Maddow do in the wee hours of the morning? Needless to say, Our Own Egomaniac watches herself on TV!
MADDOW: Wendy, tell us who our first player is.

MCNEAL: Well, Rachel, tonight, we have Lynda Rouner, from Houston, Texas, baby. She’s a nurse, a mom of a 6-year-old. And by the way, her 6-year-old is a huge fan of the show!

Huge fan! And she loves Doctor Who. Rachel, meet Lynda!

MADDOW: Lynda, it’s very nice to meet you! Thank you for being here.

ROUNER: Thank you for having me.

MADDOW: I was told when we got you to be our contestant that you watch the show really, really, really, really late at night.

ROUNER: I do. I am a night nurse. I take my lunch break about 3 in the morning. That’s when the replay is on. And I time it that way so I can watch you.

MADDOW: I am an insomniac. Sometimes I’m also watching the rerun of the show at 3 AM for no good reason. You are doing it for a very good reason. I’m doing it because my clock is wrong.
Guess what, children? You’d have trouble sleeping too if you were working a corporate con the way this horrible hustler is! Your “clock” would be wrong too!

For the record, the rerun occurs at 4 AM in the East, unless Rachel watches it through On Demand at her leisure. And by the way:

Do you remember the official line, back when Maddow first went on the air? How she didn’t own a TV at all? Not that she was better than us!

Back then, she had no TV at all. Now, she says she’s watching herself at 3 or 4 in the morning.

That insomnia may be what’s left of Maddow’s conscience! We’d advise her to listen real good, before it’s completely too late.


WHO IS RACHEL MADDOW: A sudden change!

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 2014

Part 2—Christie disappears: At least to judge from the magazine profiles, Rachel Maddow isn’t like you and me.

Blinding sunsets seem to frame her life story’s major moments. She flings tomahawks on first dates. Working with the AR-15, she is either an astonishing shot or someone who fires off into the air.

For details, see yesterday's post.

Whatever you think of Maddow’s journalistic work—we think it has been increasingly shameful, which is why we’re doing this series—her skill at self-promotion seems to be endless. A skillful cocktail of humble-bragging mixed with piteous self-deprecation allows her to portray herself as a superior being whose helplessness means that we mere mortals must learn to love and protect her.

Maddow is a skillful self-promoter. She works her various themes much as the late Tim Russert once worked his humble Buffalo childhood. That said, we can’t say we always believe what we read in profiles of Maddow.

Do you believe everything you read? Way back when, in that profile in Newsweek, Julia Baird wrote this:
BAIRD (12/1/08): She says she is not an angry person—just emotional. “I get teary a lot,” she says cheerfully, pulling one of the handkerchiefs she carries with her at all times out of her pocket and pointing out the bubble pattern on it. She believes in ghosts and is “knock on wood” superstitious. She is also anxious, often lying awake worrying about America's need for improved infrastructure and national security.
Do you believe that Maddow believes in ghosts? More momentously, do you believe she “often lies awake worrying about America's need for improved infrastructure?”

That claim by Maddow was rather common in the first year or so of her show. It’s the type of claim in which Maddow seems to set herself apart from us mere mortals.

Does Maddow often lie awake worrying about infrastructure? We don’t know if the claim is true, or if we want the claim to be true. It goes to the question of Maddow’s psychological composition, a question we’ll find ourselves forced to address before this series is through.

As the news business spirals downward, it sometimes seems you can’t get a program on cable TV if you aren’t a visible nut. Is Maddow perhaps a bit of a nut? For our money, her work had become so bad, and so morally careless, that it’s time to ask that question.

That said:

We can’t say we always believe the things Maddow says about herself. Many times, these claims tilt toward the unintentionally comic. Consider the several years of claims concerning the TV set.

When Maddow emerged on the scene, it was perhaps her principle hook, her version of Russert’s Buffalo boyhood: Maddow was the TV host who didn’t own a TV set!

In a profile for her hometown San Francisco Chronicle, she explained the situation, just as it would be explained a million times after that:
GAROFOLI (9/11/08): Armed with self-deprecating humor and an impressive intellect, Maddow is the newest marquee commentator on a network that finds itself in the middle of controversy about blurring the line between political commentary and straight reporting...

Maddow won't touch the turmoil, saying she doesn't follow media issues. She might be the only TV talk show host who doesn't own a television—she hasn't since she left her folks' house to attend Stanford University.

“It's not like 'Oh, I am too righteous for television,’” Maddow said over lunch recently during the Republican National Convention in St. Paul. She lives in western Massachusetts with her partner of nine years and maintains an apartment in New York, where her nightly (6 p.m. Pacific time) show is produced.

“I have a constitutional weakness in which I am very easily distracted by flashing lights.
If there is a TV on in the room, I can't have a conversation with you. I won't eat, I won't sleep, I'll just meld with my couch.”
Poor Rachel! Unlike you and me, she couldn’t own a TV set, due to a constitutional weakness; it seems she can’t control herself in the presence of flashing lights! This construct was quite routine in the first year or so of the Maddow profiles, with Maddow careful to explain that her choice doesn’t mean she’s “too righteous for television” or better than everyone else.

Had Maddow ever owned a TV? We’ll accept the somewhat peculiar claim that she never had.

But uh-oh! In the spring of 2009, her status suddenly changed! Do you believe her explanation of the way she came to buy her first-ever TV set?

This Q-and-A comes from an interview with Dossier magazine:
COLE (5/09): On a lighter note, people love to talk about the fact that you are on television and yet don't actually own a television.

MADDOW: Oh no, I got drunk last Thursday and ordered one on Amazon! (Laughs) Susan and I ordered takeout Chinese, and I made cocktails and then somehow it just happened. I mean, it wasn't like we were on some total bender or something—it was a weeknight—but I woke up the next morning, and there was the confirmation e-mail stating that we had indeed bought a $400 television. Of course, since we were drunk, we had it shipped to the wrong place, so now we have to get this giant box all the way to NYC from our place up in Massachusetts and figure out how to install it. Neither of us have had a TV in years and years. The last time I lived in a house with the TV was in 1990, when I moved out of my parents' house to go to college. Now there's a giant box with a TV sitting in Susan's art studio waiting for us.
In one way, it's a comically familiar story. Maddow got drunk one night and then, it just happened!

Do you believe that account of the way Maddow bought her first set? That she got drunk, then was surprised in the morning by the email confirming the purchase?

At the time, we couldn’t help wondering if Maddow was trying to explain away her purchase of such a marker of everydayness. One year later, Maddow’s partner, Susan Mikula, was still working this tired theme in an interview with People magazine:
PEOPLE (4/6/10): Rachel Maddow doesn't bring her work home with her.

The MSNBC host, 37, and her artist girlfriend Susan Mikula spend each weekend at their quaint home three hours north of New York in Western Massachusetts, and it doesn’t have cable—or even a television.

“We realized that the two of us have the TV Disease,” explains Mikula, 52. “Rachel can't have one because she'd watch it all the time!” Instead, they enjoy the solitude and home-cooked meals Mikula prepares.

Maddow does have a small TV in their tiny New York City apartment, but Mikula only uses it “so that I can watch her on Friday nights before I come pick her up.”
Mikula seems to be above watching TV too!

In several hundred ridiculous ways, perhaps by habit and not by intention, Maddow has crafted an extremely effective song of herself. We aren’t enormously inclined to believe the story about the way she purchased her first TV set. But then, we don’t exactly believe that Maddow believes in ghosts, or that she lies awake worrying about bridge failures.

On balance, of course, it wouldn’t matter if Maddow told a silly stretcher or three about her personal life. More troubling is she the way she misstates, stretches, speculates and invents about important public matters on her national TV “news” program. For our money, the most remarkable such example involves the time she made a misstatement on Meet the Press about the wage gap between men and women, then seemed to dissemble the next night about what she had said and done.

Plainly, Maddow made a mistake on Meet the Press. When we fact-checked the dispute which occurred on the show, it took us about three minutes to see where the problem lay.

It was obvious that Maddow had been wrong in what she said, but she never stopped insisting that she had been right all along. Thirty-six hours later, on her Monday night program, she declared that she had spent hours that day trying to determine why a Republican strategist had challenged her statement on Meet the Press.

In a long, defiant opening segment, Maddow insisted that she still didn’t know why her statement had been challenged. It’s extremely hard to believe that she was telling the truth that night.

(How celebrity works: Two months later, Rolling Stone published a fawning profile in which Benjamin Wallace-Wells embarrassingly took Maddow’s side in this incident, effusively praising her for her overpowering honesty. Translation: Once you reach a level of stardom, the hacks are going to circle the wagons. From this point on, you won’t be allowed to be wrong. The hacks are going to print the legend, which you yourself may have invented.)

That was merely one event. It happened two years ago. In recent weeks, Maddow has come in for criticism concerning her coverage of the Fort Lee lane closings. Even from Bill Maher!

Last Friday night, Maddow appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher, where she acknowledged and defended her “obsession” with the case. In the back and forth which ensued, we got to see an intriguing fact about the nature of modern American discourse.

Tomorrow, we’ll look at those exchanges. Beyond that, we’ll look at some of Maddow’s recent work about Fort Lee, which we regard as hapless and irresponsible. But today, in closing, let’s note a striking fact:

A funny thing happened to Governor Christie over the past few days. Suddenly, he disappeared from the Maddow show.

Last Wednesday night, Maddow opened her program with a pair of gong show segments about the Fort Lee matter. The segments burned more than 26 minutes of broadcast time, roughly sixty percent of Maddow’s total program.

Last Thursday, Maddow did two more segments about Fort Lee, but this time they closed the program. And then, on Friday, as she chatted with Maher, a funny thing happened:

Steve Kornacki sat in as guest host on Maddow’s MSNBC show—and Christie’s name was never mentioned! Last night, with Maddow back in the chair, he went unmentioned again.

Why has Christie disappeared? We can’t answer that. But Maddow’s work last week was horrible, bad, irresponsible, dumb. As we watched, a question came to mind:

Who the heck is Rachel Maddow? How can a famous former Rhodes Scholar produce work that’s so dumb and so bad?

Tomorrow: Clueless, dumb, irresponsible, bad: Who is Rachel Maddow?

How to tell you're being played!

MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2017

The wages of "cable news" stardom:
At the risk of seeming negative, we're going to comment on last Thursday night's Rachel Maddow Show.

The program started, as it sometimes does, with the program's host, Rachel Maddow, talking down to her viewers. Soon, she offered a brief report which deserves memorializing.

This brief report concerned Donald J. Trump's strange, slurred speech patterns during a public statement the previous day. Trump's odd performance had created concerns that he might have experienced some sort of health problem, such as perhaps a stroke.

Almost surely, that wasn't the case. But on the subject of weird speech patterns, just consider the way Maddow spoke during this brief report.

She started off by saying this. To watch the full tape, click here:
MADDOW (12/7/17): So all that stuff has just happened tonight. A lot of unexpected there's a lot of weird news.

And on the subject of weird news, this is something that I did not talk about last night because I felt a little oogy about it. And honestly I still hesitate to bring it up now, but I'm going to because it has an important news consequence today. Despite my ooginess I'm just going to go there.
Yes, you're reading that right. According to Maddow, she hadn't discuss this event the night before because she "felt oogy about it." In case you were hoping you'd heard her wrong, she quickly said that she was going to discuss the topic that night, "despite my ooginess."

(Maddow pronounced "oogy" to rhyme with "boogie.")

At this point, we offer some advice. When someone talks to you that way on TV, you are being conned. You're being played by a corporate clown—in this case, by someone who 1) spends a lot of time discussing herself and 2) spends a lot of time making you think she's a little more special and unique than you and your circle are.

The previous night, Maddow had felt "oogy" about discussing the topic! As the corporate clown continued, she showcased her greatest talent—her skill at getting us to listen her as she talks about herself:
MADDOW (continuing directly): All right. Yesterday at the White House, when the president announced this very controversial decision that the U.S. will eventually move its embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, that announcement rattled nerves around the world because of its potentially explosive consequences in the Middle East and elsewhere. But at a more pedestrian level, the president's announcement yesterday also rattled some nerves at home because of the way he was speaking at the end of his announcement.

And I, I do not like making a bigger deal out of these things than ought to be made of them. I do not take any pleasure in showing you this, I do not find that this to be hilarious, as I know many people do. I also say this in full cognizance of the fact that I am a person who talks weird and flaps my hands around a lot, and I make weird faces sometimes. like I don't generally think people should be made fun of, or scrutinized especially, because they're funny-looking or talk weird or have a strange look on their face when they're saying something. That said:

When the president was making his announcement about Jerusalem, depending on how you look at it, he appeared to maybe have his teeth come loose? Or to have just started slurring his words, or maybe he bit his tongue hard or something. Something strange happened at the end of his speech.
At this point, the cable star played the videotape of Trump's strange speaking performance.

Again, to watch the full tape, click here.
Don't fail to notice the transparent phoniness of the way the cable star delivers her own strange speech.

All in all, we'd guess that Donald J. Trump experienced some sort of dental problem last Wednesday, causing his strange, slurred speech. But what accounts for Maddow's strange speech pattern the following night, in which she gonged us with the word "oogy," then made us listen as she discussed herself, establishing these key points:
Key points established by Maddow:

1) Rachel Maddow doesn't like making a bigger deal out of these things than ought to be made of them.

2) She didn't find Trump's slurring to be hilarious, as she knew many people did.

3) Rachel Maddow understands that she's a person who talks weird and flaps her hands around a lot.

4) She also knows that she makes weird faces sometimes.

5) Rachel Maddow doesn't generally think people should be made fun of, or scrutinized especially, because they're funny-looking or talk weird or have a strange look on their face when they're saying something.
These were all key points. Also, Maddow was willing to ignore her ooginess in order to discuss Donald J. Trump's strange speech.

We offer two assessments:

Most likely, Donald J. Trump engaged in strange slurred speech last Wednesday because he had a sudden dental problem.

Almost surely, Rachel Maddow engaged in her own weird speech the following night because she's a substantial egomaniac, not unlike Donald J. Trump.

Maddow has a hundred hooks to make you think that she's more special than you. This is part of what Janet Malcolm recently described as "her performance of the Rachel figure."

Beyond that, Maddow loves to talk about herself. Playing old videotape of herself is even better.

Maddow loves to speak this way! As we near the start of Mister Trump's Inevitable War, we gullible liberals have spent eight years encouraging her to do it.

BEHIND THE CURTAIN CONTINUED: The humor of the music men!

TUESDAY, MAY 9, 2017

Comic relief—The three faces of TV:
When Dorothy peeked behind the curtain, she spotted a music man. Flawlessly, the leading authority has described this famous event:
Back at the Emerald City, the Wizard delays granting their requests. Then Toto pulls back a curtain and exposes the "Wizard" as a normal middle-aged man who has been projecting the fearsome image; he denies Dorothy's accusation that he is a bad man, but admits to being a humbug.
When the curtain was pulled back, Dorothy was able to see that the wizard was no such thing. All along, he'd been a music man!

The music men are numerous in our modern "press corps." Unfortunately, career liberals have long agreed—this curtain must never be drawn back, not Over Here on our side. In part for that reason, we liberals have proven unable to spot our own tribe's music men.

One such person may be Rachel Maddow. As a bit of comic relief, we thought we'd review the wonderfully comical, three-part tale which we'll offer under this name:

"The three faces of Rachel's TV"

In order to understand this story, you must be willing to accept a few unfortunate facts. Despite the marketing built around her, Maddow has proven to be a bit of a full-blown circus clown.

Also, a person who isn't obsessively honest. Also, a person devoted to selling the car, where the model in question is the car called The Maddow.

Dorothy saw a middle-aged person of little distinction perched behind that screen. Behind our own curtain sits a clown—and a devoted car salesman.

Does Maddow understand the extent to which she toys with facts? We would guess that she doesn't. But when the rewards become so vast, disordered people are drawn to the guild, and decent people get lost.

Within that framework, for comic relief, let's review the three faces of Rachel's TV:

Episode the first

It all began with a defining story. Rachel was the TV star who didn't own at TV!

Rachel began to host her own show in September 2008. By that time, NBC News had pioneered the use of the defining story with its big major stars.

Tim Russert was the unassuming son of the garbage collector from Buffalo. This pleasing story kept us from drawing back the curtain on other parts of his life.

Brian Williams was the kid who hung out with the volunteer firemen and always loved NASCAR. Eventually, other "defining stories" about this star brought his career to a halt.

Did the suits invent or select the story about Rachel's TV set? We have no idea, but the story became the go-to, defining tale in the early profiles of the new cable star.

Rachel was the TV star who didn't own a TV! Not that this made her smarter than us, she would add, thereby suggesting the opposite.

In truth, it wasn't so much that she didn't own a TV. Rachel couldn't own a TV! She was so fey, so "Little Prince," that she couldn't do that. Here's the way the story was told to the San Francisco Chronicle, Maddow's hometown newspaper:
GAROFOLI (9/11/08): Armed with self-deprecating humor and an impressive intellect, Maddow is the newest marquee commentator on a network that finds itself in the middle of controversy about blurring the line between political commentary and straight reporting...

Maddow won't touch the turmoil, saying she doesn't follow media issues. She might be the only TV talk show host who doesn't own a television—she hasn't since she left her folks' house to attend Stanford University.

“It's not like 'Oh, I am too righteous for television,’” Maddow said over lunch recently during the Republican National Convention in St. Paul. She lives in western Massachusetts with her partner of nine years and maintains an apartment in New York, where her nightly (6 p.m. Pacific time) show is produced.

“I have a constitutional weakness in which I am very easily distracted by flashing lights. If there is a TV on in the room, I can't have a conversation with you. I won't eat, I won't sleep, I'll just meld with my couch.”
Maddow wasn't like you and me. Unlike you and me, she had a constitutional weakness. It wouldn't allow her to own her own TV.

If you've watched Maddow selling the car, you'll recognize the play. Maddow is skilled at noting her lack of control as a way to define her uniqueness, her status as Our Own Patricia Pan.

She makes us rubes feel that she needs our help. She plays a highly skilled game.

At any rate, the defining story had been established. Rachel was the TV star who didn't (and couldn't) own a TV. Not that she's better that we are!

Episode the second

Uh-oh! In April 2009, a minor problem arose. It turned out that Rachel Maddow had actually bought a TV. This would require some skill and some hustle, selling The Maddow-wise.

Unintentional comedy followed. Donald J. Trump wasn't president yet, so "nos morituri" could still enjoy such self-adoring plays.

Rachel Maddow had bought a TV! The word went forth in various venues. Here's how Politico broke the news on April 8 of that fateful year:
TV host buys TV

Rachel Maddow has said in countless profiles that despite hosting a show on MSNBC, she doesn't actually own a television.

But Gawker, quoting an upcoming interview in Dossier magazine, points out that Maddow will soon be able to watch the broadcast networks—if not yet cable...
Just for now, we're omitting the comical part of the tale. But Maddow had broken the news during an interview with Dossier, "an independently published and owned bi-annual arts and culture journal" which may still exist.

Alex "Kid" Pareene had grabbed the story over at Gawker. "TV host buys TV," Politico's headline then blared.

The humor came as Maddow explained how the purchase happened. In this case, the humor was transplendent.

On Olympus, the gods were roaring with laughter. Below, you see the transcript published by Dossier. Did any humans, down below, really believe this tale?
DOSSIER: On a lighter note, people love to talk about the fact that you are on television and yet don't actually own a television.

RACHEL: Oh no, I got drunk last Thursday and ordered one on Amazon! (Laughs) Susan and I ordered takeout Chinese, and I made cocktails and then somehow it just happened. I mean, it wasn't like we were on some total bender or something—it was a weeknight—but I woke up the next morning, and there was the confirmation e-mail stating that we had indeed bought a $400 television. Of course, since we were drunk, we had it shipped to the wrong place, so now we have to get this giant box all the way to NYC from our place up in Massachusetts and figure out how to install it. Neither of us have had a TV in years and years. The last time I lived in a house with the TV was in 1990, when I moved out of my parents' house to go to college. Now there's a giant box with a TV sitting in Susan's art studio waiting for us.
We'd be inclined to call this play "maintaining the Little Prince pose." To wit:

When other people get blackout drunk, they engage in drunken sex play. When Rachel gets blackout drunk, she weirdly orders a TV set and sends it to the wrong place! She awakes to the paperwork!

Let's be fair! Rachel didn't tell Dossier that she got blackout drunk. Clearly though, the claim seemed to be implied. When she and Susan woke up the next day, the printouts were all around them! It seemed they didn't have any idea how the score had occurred!

Who knows? Maybe Rachel got blackout drunk one afternoon and told Dossier this story! Unfortunately, when Access Hollywood asked the suits if the unlikely tale was actually true, "an MSNBC publicist confirmed to Access Hollywood that the tale of her cocktail-inspired TV purchase was indeed legit."

Did anyone believe that crap? As the gods rocked with laughter, we tried to calm the analysts down. We told them they should chalk it up to skill at selling the car, and to disordered desire.

Episode the third

First, Rachel couldn't own a TV because she was just so different. When she actually bought a TV set, she seemed to have found a way to maintain that defining pose.

Did anybody actually think that Rachel was actually telling the truth? Who knows? During that same time span, she told Charlie Rose that she pays so little attention to the business of cable news that she didn't even know who was in her same time slot at Fox and CNN!

Did anyone believe that claim? Charlie just let it go.

The third chapter in this comical story appeared in 2014. In its Spring Design issue, New York Magazine offered these perplexing headlines:
Spring Design 2014
Where Rachel Maddow Is Allowed to Watch TV
A bathhouse that is more than just a bathhouse.
Say what? Rachel's allowed to do what?

In truth, this Spring Design photo spread squared a ridiculous circle. It wasn't just that Rachel had built a stand-alone bathhouse/TV room where she could bathe in her giant tub while watching her big-screen TV with her big fireplace going. To appearances, she allowed the photographer in, letting us see the way she now watches her great-big giant TV!

Not that there's anything wrong with it! There's nothing "wrong" with living the life of the corporate TV star. There's nothing wrong with overcoming your fear of cohabiting with a TV set.

That said, this three-part story captures the clownish culture which defines the persistent charade known as "TV news." Or so it somewhat comically seems to us.

Did Maddow buy that first TV because she was blackout drunk? Was she really unaware of the fact that she was competing with Sean Hannity over at Fox, and with Larry King Live?

Everything is possible! It's also possible that something may be a little bit "wrong" inside this persistent dissembler's self-referential head.

When the rewards become too large, it may be that the wrong people are attracted to this particular game. When stars become too rich and too famous, you may even end up with the low-grade dissembling which now typifies Maddow's devolving TV show.

That said, Maddow persistently serves us the comfort food we liberals very much like. As we wait for Mr. Trump's war, our tribe has been rewarding her for it.

When you pull the curtain back, some very strange people are involved in this devolving game. They're busily chasing money and fame. Their pitiful work reflects this destructive state of affairs.

The Others can't see through Sean, we say. As we complain, a fact becomes clear:

We can't see through Rachel!

Rachel is good at selling the car. In our view, she seems hopelessly devoted to the process, and to other cons:

She completely ducked Benghazi in 2012. She completely ducked Comey the God last year.

She praises Chris Matthews as a genius and friend. No one worked harder, down through the years, to defeat Candidate Gore, thus letting George Bush stage his war. No one worked harder, year after year, to make Candidate Clinton unelectable when push would finally come to shove, as it did last year.

As Matthews did those things, Jack Welch made him very rich—even let him summer on Nantucket. Matthews was Trump many years before Candidate Trump. Maddow is paid $10 million per year to sell you on his greatness.

(She loves Greta too!)

Persistently, we keep buying this fully-loaded, thoroughly ridiculous car. In this way, we're much like Them, the people we mock Over There.

Starting tomorrow: Curtain call!


WHO IS RACHEL MADDOW: A hint of Pyongyang!

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 2014

Part 1—Bold leader since earliest youth: As a young person, did Rachel Maddow think she might be on her way to the Olympics?

We’ve semi-wondered about that question for some time now. After a fact check last week, it seems our curiosity may trace to Newsweek’s profile of Maddow in December 2008.

Maddow started her nightly cable program in September of that year. As Newsweek’s Jessica Baird profiled the emerging star, she recalled her teenage years:
BAIRD (12/1/08): As a teenager, her dreams revolved around basketball, swimming and volleyball—she wanted to be an Olympic athlete until a serious injury dashed her hopes. She was a fierce performer who insisted on playing through injuries and amassed a collection of crutches of varying heights.
Other profiles say this injury occurred when Maddow was a senior in high school.

Did Maddow tell Baird that she had Olympic dreams even as a senior in high school? We’ll guess that she did not.

We find no reference to the Olympics in other profiles of Maddow. Concerning Baird’s construction, journalists often misreport things they’ve been told when they compose a profile.

In a matter such as this, the subject may make a joking remark, then see it reported straight. Someone else may have said something that was wrong or misunderstood.

That said, we’ve occasionally wondered about that alleged Olympic dream. We’ve wondered about it for a reason.

It concerns a question we’ll ponder all week:

Who is Rachel Maddow?

We’ll assume that Maddow didn’t tell Baird that she had Olympic dreams. That said, it’s easy to see how Baird could have developed inflated ideas about Maddow in the course of composing her profile.

All through her Newsweek piece, Baird quotes Maddow, along with her family and friends, making grandiose claims about the subject of her profile. These claims seem to be torn from the pages of a North Korean leadership bio.

The brilliance began at an early age, according to Maddow’s mother. Rachel never spoke baby talk, and things just developed from there:
BAIRD: Maddow was, according to her parents, a curious, serious child who never spoke baby talk. When her mother, Elaine, would walk into the kitchen to prepare breakfast, the 4-year-old Rachel would be perched on a stool, with her nightgown and bed socks on, reading the newspaper.
That may be exactly how it went down. But could Kim Il-Sung have done better?

As the profile proceeds, so do the marvelous claims. By her own admission, Maddow was a political seer by the time she was 7. Around that time, her father was struck by her athletic prowess and her determination:
BAIRD: Maddow remembers when she was 7, standing in front of their black-and-white television during the 1980 election and loathing Ronald Reagan, although she is not sure why now: "All I remember is the feeling of dislike," she says, laughing. "Maybe I have reverse-engineered it into my memory."...When she wanted to learn to ride a bicycle without training wheels, she circled the streets day and night. Her father, Bob, says it took one weekend.
To judge from Baird’s profile, few things happen to Maddow that aren’t extraordinary in some way—elevated as compared to the things which happen to mortals. Examples:

Later in the profile, Maddow describes the extraordinary way she fell in love with her partner, Susan Mikula.

It happened instantly, on first sight, with Maddow’s entire life instantly changed. In turn, Mikula describes the amazing events which took place on their somewhat peculiar first date:
BAIRD: Their first date was at a shooting range—they fired muskets, pistols and rifles and threw tomahawks. Mikula says Maddow was so “unbelievable” with the AR-15 that people stopped to watch.
Did Maddow swim the Connecticut River during a storm later on that evening? Perhaps she did, but Baird left it out of her profile.

Maddow is different in every way. Here’s the way she was feeding herself at the time of the Newsweek profile:
BAIRD: For Maddow, the job never really stops. She regularly works 16-hour days, only eating once she has finished. She often has just one large meal at 2 a.m., purchased from street vendors.
Presumably, she would then return to the Central Park cave where she was living with wolves.

In other profiles, some of these tales come out sounding substantially different. By 2012, here’s how that first date was being described in a profile for Rolling Stone:
WALLACE-WELLS (6/27/12): Maddow and Mikula met in 1999. On their first date, they went to an NRA event, which was only partly ironic: They both like to shoot firearms. ("Susan has the hand-eye coordination," Maddow says. "But I can't control my movements.")
What happened to the trick-shooting display which had the whole range transfixed?

Whatever! Students of the Maddow profile will recognize the familiar element in the statement Wallace-Wells quotes. In that statement, Maddow presents herself as much more helpless than you and me, a familiar trope which is often used to make us want to care for her more. The endless tales about not (quite) owning a TV set falls into this category.

(According to Wallace-Wells, here’s what happened after the visit to the shooting range, at which Maddow either amazed the elders or fired uncontrollably into the night: “Shortly thereafter, they went for a stroll in a cemetery in western Massachusetts where they were both living, and at a moment of nearly transcendent silence and beauty, while they were looking serenely at 19th-century gravestones, Maddow took a gigantic pratfall. Mikula says that was the moment when she fell in love with Maddow.” As in chronicles from Pyongyang, nothing happens to this Dear Leader which doesn’t involve “moments of nearly transcendent silence and beauty.” Such moments may be joined to the self-confessed, lovable dorkiness to which we’ve just alluded.)

The firing range happened two different ways. Then too, after having her show for three years, the daily feeding had greatly changed, according to a quote by Maddow in a profile by the Hollywood Reporter:
GUTHRIE (10/14/11): “I eat three meals a day at my desk, if I eat three meals a day. If I eat two meals a day, they're both at my desk. All of my meats are at my desk.”
Over time, people change their habits, of course. If you’re scoring these profiles at home, this description helps us see Maddow’s amazing devotion to duty, which is often described in these profiles by the corporate suits who marvel at her preparation time.

(Avert your eyes when these fellows describe the way she spends eight hours preparing for every program. In part, their horizons have been set by the habits of Chris Matthews, who seems to spend about five minutes preparing himself for each show.)

To our ear, that Newsweek profile drifts toward the unintentionally comical. This drift occurs as Maddow herself, and all around her, marvel at her Olympic-sized past deeds.

Grandiose statement is fairly common with Maddow. Six months after that Newsweek profile, she was interviewed by Charlie Rose. We don’t exactly understand the highlighted statement:
ROSE (6/19/09): What do you like about your job?

MADDOW: I love my job.

ROSE: I know. I can tell.

MADDOW: I`ve had about 150 jobs in my life, and this is by far the best.

[...]

ROSE: And how did you end up here? I mean, was it somewhere in the back of your head when you were at Stanford, when you were at Oxford, when you, you know, decided you had to get a job, was it, “Man, what I’d love to do is sit on television and engage interesting people about important subjects?”

MADDOW: Never in a million years...I thought I would be an activist.

ROSE: Really?

MADDOW: Yeah. That’s sort of what I’d done. I was an old ACT-UP kid from back in the day, had been an AIDS activist for a very long time. I was traveling around the country running campaigns to overturn some of the worst HIV policies in the country, and having a brilliant time, and I thought it would be my life’s work until there was a cure and all my friends came back. I never planned to do anything other than that. But I’m not much of a planner, It has to be said. I just thought I’d do that for a while.
Maddow was 36 when she said that to Rose. Based upon her standard bio, we have no idea when she could have spent “a very long time” at some earlier juncture “traveling around the country,” running campaigns to overturn some of the worst HIV policies in the country.

We’ve never seen a fully detailed account of this part of Maddow’s life. But given her standard bio, how long a time, back in the day, could this really have been?

Does Maddow tend to embellish her stories, perhaps in slightly peculiar ways? We would say she possibly does.

To the extent that she was doing good work on the air, this wouldn’t matter a lot, if at all. But her work, especially her scandal work, has been increasingly awful.

Often, her work is extremely dumb; it’s sure to make viewers much dumber. All too often, her work looks dishonest. Increasingly, her work looks morally objectionable in ways which go beyond that.

Technically, Maddow is very bright. She has superlative manners on the air. When she isn’t trying to get people thrown into jail on the flimsiest possible basis, she focuses on a set of very significant topics.

Presumably, Maddow could be a superlative journalist if she had competent supervision. But she seems to have no journalistic supervision at all.

Quite literally, the people above her at MSNBC have no background in news. To our eye, it shows.

It’s hard to know why someone like Maddow is doing so much terrible work. But much of her work is dumb and dishonest. It’s time for serious liberals to insist that it stop.

Who is Rachel Maddow? Given her basic ability and her massive pay, why is she doing so much horrible work?

We’ll be exploring those questions all week. Forced to don our shrinking caps, we’ll suggest that some of the answer might be found in other parts of that Newsweek profile.

Parts of that profile read like something that came to us by way of Pyongyang. Combined with other parts of the piece, could that explain Maddow’s horrible work—horrible work the liberal world keeps refusing to notice?

Tomorrow: Recurrent horrible work


WHO IS RACHEL MADDOW: Bill Maher objects!

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 2014

Part 3—His guest’s latest howler: Last Friday, on Real Time with Bill Maher, something unusual happened:

Rachel Maddow’s journalism was challenged, from two different directions. At Mediaite, Josh Feldman offered a reasonably accurate summary of events:
FELDMAN (2/21/14): Bill Maher confronted Rachel Maddow on his show Friday night about MSNBC’s obsession with BridgeGate, following up on his blog post last week calling it MSNBC’s Benghazi, telling Maddow it’s just too much now and really needs to stop being a “top story” on almost every single show on the network.

Maddow responded, “I am totally obsessed with the Christie story, unapologetically.”
She pointed to the gleeful, fun way she covered the Rod Blagojevich scandal, but Maher shot back that it wasn’t covered with nearly the same kind of fervor that BridgeGate has. Maher acknowledged that it’s not the same thing as Benghazi, but the scandal has become MSNBC’s Benghazi. He said, “It’s not Watergate! He’s not the president!”

Maddow said, “When there are gonzo political corruption stories, you cover them.”
Maddow's fuller statement went like this: “Here’s the thing. I am totally obsessed with the Christie story, unapologetically, and will continue to be obsessed with it while amazing things in that story continue to happen.”

To watch this whole segment, click here.

In our view, “confronted” was too strong a word for the exchange between Maddow and Maher. But as he continued, Feldman noted that the National Review’s Charles C. W. Cooke joined Maher in his challenge to Maddow.

Cooke accused MSNBC of trying to end Christie’s presidential hopes, something he said some conservatives also were doing. Throughout the segment, Cooke agreed that this was a genuine scandal.

(Full disclosure: Like most Americans, we normally ignore comments by Brits with more than one middle initial. In this case, correspondent Cooke made some sense.)

It’s unusual to see Maddow challenged on her journalism. Maddow is a highly talented seller-of-self, a useful skill you may not want to see in your leading journalists. Partly due to her songs-of-self, Maddow is widely regarded as a highly reliable, very bright, extremely well-motivated journalist.

On this occasion, Maher and Cooke challenged one basic aspect of Maddow’s work. In response, something rather common occurred:

Maddow uncorked her latest howler.

That wasn’t Maddow’s only reaction to the concern Maher voiced. According to Maher, Maddow has been devoting too much time and too much attention to the Fort Lee scandal. In her reaction to this claim, Maddow did these things:

She briefly pretended not to know what election Cooke could be talking about. (“Why would I be excited to clear Chris Christie from whatever race you mean?”)

She constructed the world’s largest straw man, then skillfully knocked it down. (“So you think that I’ve created the bridge story out of whole cloth in order to elect a Democrat in 2016?”)

She kept insisting that the scandal was well worth covering. This forced Maher and Cooke to keep saying that wasn’t their point.

When Cooke said the extent of the coverage “has been ridiculous,” she played the right-versus-left victim card. (“Thank you for saying it’s ridiculous. I take that almost as a compliment.”)

On the rare occasions when Maddow is challenged, she tends to play such cards. Eventually, she listed the factors which make the Fort Lee matter worth covering, which of course it is.

Presumably, these are some of “the amazing things [which] continue to happen:”
MADDOW (2/21/14): Thank you for saying it’s ridiculous. I take that almost as a compliment. I mean, it’s not like we’re not covering other things. But listen. First of all, his appointee to the Port Authority resigns. Then another appointee of his resigns. Then his deputy chief of staff gets fired. Then his campaign manager gets fired. Today, the head of the police union got fired...It’s an ongoing story, worth covering.
“It is worth covering,” the long-suffering Maher said again, not realizing that his guest had just uncorked her latest howler. (There’s no reason why he should have known.)

It’s true! Two of Christie’s appointees did resign, late last year. And on January 9 of this year, Christie did fire two top aides.

Those well-known facts are certainly true. But as Maddow spoke to Maher last Friday night, had “the head of the police union” been fired that very day?

Nothing resembling that had happened. To appearances, Maddow was misstating the contents of this report in that morning’s New York Times, a thinly-sourced report which went beyond anything which has been reported by any New Jersey newspaper.

The New York Times did not report that the head of the Port Authority police union got fired. The Times reported nothing like that. Meanwhile, nothing resembling that had occurred, unless you were listening to Maddow emit her latest howler.

Go ahead—read that thinly-sourced report, which may have overstated the facts. After that, reread what Maddow said.

Maddow’s howler capped a week of horrible work on her show. It was a week which spilled with misstatements, overstatements and promiscuous acts of accusation based on the slenderest threads.

Tomorrow, we’ll review the journalistic misdeeds from Maddow’s Wednesday and Thursday night programs, the programs which preceded her Friday night massacre of the police union head. For today, let’s note the most striking part of the criticism directed at Maddow on last Friday night’s program.

Here’s what we were most struck by as Maher and Cooke challenged Maddow’s work:

Maher and Cooke each criticized the extent of Maddow’s coverage. But neither complainant suggested that she had made any misstatements or journalistic mistakes.

There was nothing wrong with the content of her coverage. She was simply devoting too much time to the Fort Lee matter.

Indeed, less than one minute after Maddow issued her latest misstatement, Maher went out of his way to praise Maddow and her channel for the accuracy of their work. Horrified, the analysts covered their eyes as their Uncle Bill seemed to rattle a script:
MAHER (2/21/14): Again, I say this as a viewer, as somebody who loves these [MSNBC] shows. And every, I’m like, “OK, can I just flip through this and get to the part where they’re talking about something that matters?”

MADDOW: What did I lead my show with last night?

MAHER: Not [Fort Lee]! I’m saying the network, I’m not saying you. Also, I’d also like to quote myself, when we talked about this on Overtime? I said, “I hate false equivalency. MSNBC, one of the great things about it, is that they are scrupulous fact-checkers, whereas Fox News are scrupulous fact maker-uppers.”
Exactly 35 seconds after Maddow emitted her latest false fact, Maher praised her mighty network for its scrupulous fact-checking.

We’re long-time fans of Maher around here, for his superlative tone and superlative wit if not always for every one of his views. If Maddow had competent journalistic supervision, we might be fans of her work too.

That said, Maher was flirting with a script as he praised MSNBC, and by inference Maddow, for their wondrous fact-checking. This is one of the frameworks Maddow has worked hard to hang around her own head.

For years, we’ve been struck by the fact that Maddow just isn’t obsessively honest. We’ve also been struck by the skillful way she has created a narrative in which her devoted fans say precisely the opposite.

Maddow has largely built this myth through her “Department of Corrections” reports, in which she corrects her minor mistakes while lecturing us about her honesty—about her desire to correct her own errors, even when it hurts.

Can we talk? If Maddow hadn’t successfully sold herself as the liberal world’s “Little Prince,” as an incomparably fey and sincere ethereal being, cynics might possibly view her “Department of Corrections” series as a bit of a scam.

For today, we’ll only say this: No head of any relevant union got fired last Friday. Nothing like that actually happened. We can find no news report which asserted any such thing.

That claim became Maddow’s latest howler as she listed the “amazing things” that “continue to happen” in the Fort Lee story. And sure enough:

As of today, Maddow hasn’t corrected this error. Her ballyhooed Department of Corrections hasn’t been called into action.

For several years, we’ve been struck by the contrast between Maddow’s songs-of-self and her actual journalistic conduct. Last Friday, the analysts thought they saw this pattern play out once again.

Maddow had been emitting groaners all week, but neither Maher nor Cooke said a word about any of that. As we watched the tape of the show, we were struck by the way the modern pundit corps actually works. And we found ourselves asking that question again:

Who is Rachel Maddow?

Tomorrow: The week of living cluelessly

In the New Jersey press: As Maddow often notes, the New Jersey press is leading the way in covering the Fort Lee matter.

Did Paul Nunziato get fired last week? At the widely-praised Bergen Record, a single report included the paper’s one fleeting reference to the minor matter Maddow misstated.

No, the gentleman didn’t get fired. Don’t blink or you’ll miss it.

According to Nexis and the paper’s own web site, the Newark Star-Ledger hasn’t mentioned Nunziato in the past week at all.

On Real Time, the chief got fired! In the real world, not so much.

WATCHING STORY GROW: Ditto-heads speak!

TUESDAY, JANUARY 14, 2014

Part 2—Maddow’s important new theory: In this morning’s editions, the New York Times continues to report that the motive for the lane closings has been established:

“Last week, documents showed that one of Mr. Christie’s top aides gave the signal to his associates at the Port Authority to close two lanes leading to the George Washington Bridge in an act of political, traffic-jamming vengeance against the mayor of Fort Lee, a Democrat who had declined to endorse the governor” (our italics).

So Kate Zernike still says.

According to the Times, those documents “showed” and “revealed” that this was the Christie team’s motive. That simply isn’t true, of course—and to their credit, the people at MSNBC know it.

Last night, the channel moved to its third distinct theory of the Christie team’s motive for the lane closings. The channel thinks the Times is wrong when it says the motive has been established.

Plainly, the channel is right.

Last night, MSNBC’s third theory was offered by Steve Kornacki, who routinely seems to know what he’s talking about when he discusses New Jersey (and national) politics.

We’ll discuss that third theory in our next post. For today, let’s consider the second theory, which was advanced by Rachel Maddow last Thursday night.

When Maddow introduced the theory, she cloaked it in an air of grave importance. She was raising an important new question. You’d only hear it from her:
MADDOW (1/9/14): Thank you, Chris. Thank you very much, my friend. And thanks to you at home for joining us the next hour.

I do have to say that I think we may have— This hour on this show, we may have an important new question to raise about this big story about New Jersey. This is something you’ll only see here.

It is a question we think should be out there in the middle of this discussion. I’m going to explain it to you right now.
Sure enough! For the next 18 minutes, Maddow explained what her site called “the alternate theory.” This was followed by an 8-minute segment in which she interviewed the target of the lane closings, according to her new theory.

“This is something you’ll only see here,” Maddow said as she began. Soon, though, her theory was being bruited by liberal reviewers and by viewers in comment threads.

Alas! When stories like “Bridgegate” start to grow, partisans are quick to adopt every new allegation or story line. Important new theories are quickly adopted, even if those important new theories don’t make a great deal of sense.

Within a few days, one new theory may be abandoned, with another one taking its place. Inevitably, one of these theories may even end up being right.

But along the way, we may get a look at the way story grows within our celebrity press corps. In this particular case, a half-baked theory was widely bruited with little sign that anyone had bothered to fact-check its most basic presumptions.

Why did Maddow feel the need to offer a new theory of motive? As we noted yesterday, she worked from a perfectly decent observation. That very day, Christie had noted, at some length, that he had failed to get endorsements from many Democratic mayors. Meanwhile, Fort Lee’s mayor said that he hadn’t even been asked for an endorsement.

Maddow played this tape, in which Sokolich said he wasn’t even asked to endorse. She then said, and it made perfect sense, that we may need a new motive:
BLITZER (1/8/14): So take us into this feud that was going. Did they really expect you, a Democrat, to endorse the Republican candidate's re-election, Chris Christie?

SOKOLICH: I guess. You know, I've said this many times. I don’t recall a specific request to endorse, but, you know, the events that led up to all of this, I guess you can interpret to be somehow attracting me to endorse.

I didn't want to endorse for several reasons, not the least of, which is I'm a Democrat. I was supportive of Miss Buono. I wasn't prepared to do that.
Sokolich said he hadn’t even been asked for an endorsement. On that basis, Maddow concluded that something else may have motivated the lane closings.

(By Monday morning, Sokolich had apparently changed his story; he was quoted saying that he had been asked to endorse. In classic fashion, Maddow cited that statement last night, without noting the fact that his story had changed—without noting that she had been built her Thursday program around a prior, contradictory statement.)

Last Thursday night, Maddow said that something other than the endorsement may have motivated the closings. In that supposition, she was surely right.

The problem came when Maddow began to advance her alternate theory, which was at best half-baked.

“If it wasn’t the endorsement question that motivated the people who did this to Fort Lee, what was it?” Maddow asked. Attempting to provide an answer, she turned to an event from August 12, 2013—the day before Bridget Kelly sent the email which said, “time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee.”

On August 12, Christie made an announcement about a pending nomination to the New Jersey Supreme Court. He said he wasn’t going to re-nominate Justice Helen Hoens, a Republican, to a second, lifetime term.

(In New Jersey, Justices serve an initial seven-year term. After that, they must be re-nominated and reconfirmed for a second, “lifetime” term which extends until they’re seventy.)

In a press conference that afternoon, Christie offered a somewhat improbable explanation for his decision. Chivalrously, he said he refused to expose Justice Hoens to the Democratic attacks she would face in a re-confirmation hearing.

Christie was “outraged” about this matter, Maddow said. After showing tape of Christie making his announcement, she formulated her alternate theory:
MADDOW (1/9/14): That was an angry Chris Christie—so angry that he was doing something almost unprecedented in New Jersey, yanking the tenure of a state Supreme Court justice who he liked. That was an angry Chris Christie, furious with Senate Democrats at a hastily called press conference that took place late in the day on Tuesday, August 12, 2013.

Tuesday, August 12, 2013, late in the day, the governor blows up at Senate Democrats. Yanks the judgeship of a Supreme Court justice and calls the Senate Democrats “animals.” It’s not just a Justice he admires, and a Republican on the state Supreme Court. It is the wife of one of his key staffers. He is outraged at Senate Democrats.

Late in the day, August 12. and it is the next morning at 7:34 in the morning on August 13 that his deputy chief of staff gives the go-ahead to the Port Authority: "Time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee.”

Go to the list of legislative districts for the state of New Jersey. Find Fort Lee. Fort Lee, New Jersey, legislative district 37. Who represents district 37? They have two members of the state assembly, and the leader of the Senate Democrats. The leader of the Senate Democrats represents Fort Lee.

Roughly 12 hours after Governor Christie blows up at the Senate Democrats and torpedoes the career of a Supreme Court justice who he likes because he says the Senate Democrats are “animals” and not going to let the justice loose to those animals, the leader of those animals in the Senate sees her district, sees her district get the order of destruction from Governor Christie’s deputy chief of staff. Or maybe it was about that endorsement.
Until someone who knows the actual truth about this speaks, it remains a wide-open question, and may be the key to this whole story.

The leader of the Senate Democrats, who represents Fort Lee, joins us next.
According to this alternate theory, the lane closings were carried out to punish Loretta Weinberg, leader of the Senate Democrats. Reason? The outraged Christie couldn’t re-nominate the Justice he so admired.

Everything is possible, of course. So is, or was, this new theory.

That said, we decided to do some background reading about this new idea. Our skepticism started with a simple fact—despite Maddow’s histrionic presentation, Christie didn’t seem to be “outraged” or “furious,” or even especially angry, in the tape Maddow played. He didn’t seem to be “blowing up.”

Was Christie outraged about Justice Hoens? Could that be why those lanes were closed—to get back at Loretta Weinberg, the leader of the Senate Democrats who represents Fort Lee?

Everything is possible! But this is what we found when we did some background reading:

Concerning Christie’s rage: Again, Christie simply doesn’t seem to be “outraged” or “furious” on the tape Maddow played. Maddow told an exciting tale, and she hyped it way up. But the tape didn’t seem to support it.

We read several dozen accounts from the New Jersey press concerning Christie’s announcement about Justice Hoens. In none of these news reports, editorials and columns did anyone seem to think that Christie was especially outraged.

We saw no references to any such rage. This was the heart of Maddow’s theory, but the outrage was AWOL on the tape and in home-state discussions.

Concerning Christie’s reason for dumping Hoens: Why did Christie fail to renominate Justice Hoens?

For unknown reasons, Maddow seemed to assume that Christie was telling the truth about his motives. Observers in the New Jersey press had less faith in the governor.

For the record, Christie’s chivalrous tale seemed utterly silly on its face. For herself, Justice Hoens wanted to be re-nominated. Plainly, she didn’t want to be protected from those animal Dems.

Beyond that, observers noted the political gains Christie would reap from his nomination of Faustino J. Fernandez-Vina as Hoens’ successor. This included Christie’s desire to curry favor on the national scene with Hispanic voters.

Christie actually named a name: In Maddow’s alternate theory, the lane closings were designed to punish Weinberg because of Christie’s rage about losing Justice Hoens.

Everything’s possible, of course. But Christie had actually named a bête noir in his presser that day, and it wasn’t Weinberg. He directed his ire at Ray Lesniak, a Judiciary member from Union County who had said, the month before, that he would oppose a new term for Justice Hoens.

Did Christie’s team close those lanes to punish Weinberg because of Hoens? We’d have to say this alternate theory was a few degrees short of being half-baked.

Maddow delivered a thrilling partisan screed—a screed that wasn’t especially journalistic. But Christie didn’t seem to be outraged as he offered his ridiculous statement about poor abused Justice Hoens, whose reputation he had to protect. And New Jersey observers didn’t seem to believe him when he outlined this laudable motive.

Maddow assumed he was telling the truth. She told viewers he may have been targeting Weinberg, failing to note that he had named Lesniak as the bête noir in the case.

Needless to say, every theory is possible until the truth is discovered. That said, this theory seemed rather half-baked. But so what? The theory was quickly being bruited by a range of observers. They didn’t seem to have done any background reading about the events in question.

At hopeless Salon, the theory was said to be “riveting,” an instance of “some very good investigative broadcast journalism.” There was no sign that Salon’s reporter had done any background work.

Kevin Drum even highlighted the new theory; no particular background work was evident. Drum: “This is just speculation, of course, so take it for what it's worth.”

On Friday night, Chris Hayes devoted a segment of his program to Maddow’s new theory, which by now had thrilled many souls.

“What has been dubbed ‘The Rachel Maddow theory’ is now an Internet sensation,” Hayes said in a tease. “After Rachel’s A-block last night, social media exploded about debates with the Maddow theory,” Hayes later said in support of the company brand.

Indeed, when Maureen Dowd’s Sunday column discussed the lane closings, a string of commenters felt pretty sure that Maddow had nailed the motive for the action. No one had bothered to tell these people about the new theory’s weaknesses:
COMMENTER IN MANHATTAN: I like the Rachel Maddow hypothesis that the state Senate leader, also from Fort Lee, was the target.

COMMENTER IN MIFFLINBURG: It is very likely that Rachel Maddow is right by saying that that the lane closure shtick was not about Mayor Mark Sokolich, but Sen. Loretta Weinberg, the democratic leader of the NJ Senate.

COMMENTER IN NEW YORK: Make sure to read Rachel Maddow's analysis of an alternate explanation. Angered by the NJ Senate's refusal to confirm his appointments after he became the first Governor ever to not reappoint a judge (Black. Coincidence?), Maddow feels he may have been trying to get back at Senator Loretta Weinberg who represents ta da Fort Lee.

COMMENTER IN LOUISVILLE: The Agatha Christie award goes to Rachel Maddow with Gail Collins as runner-up.

COMMENTER IN NEW JERSEY: I don't think it was about the mayor. I think Rachel Maddow is right: it was about the woman who is the representative (and leader of the opposition) who is from Ft. Lee.

COMMENT FROM LARS IN FRANCE: I was wondering why Ms. Dowd had not mentioned Ms. Maddow's theory which seems so much more logical: the timing is perfect, between an outburst from Christie against the Democrats on August 12th, 2013 and the Bridget Anne Kelly e-mail sent the morning of August 13th. The gesture aimed at the state Senate Democratic leader Loretta Weinberg, who happens to represent the district within which lies Fort Lee, was meant for all opposition Democrats. A spiteful, immature and very unleadership-like reaction.

COMMENTER IN NEW YORK: Maddow’s alternate theory explains the reason. Christie has been at war with the Democratic Senate whose leader’s district includes Fort Lee. The Democrats have been refusing (for good reason) to fill or renominate Judges of the NJ Supreme Court and to spare a judge he liked from what might have been a rejection he withdrew that Republican judge from consideration. The reporting indicates that Christie was enraged and called the senate Democrats animals. Early the next morning the e-mail saying that it was time for traffic problems in Fort Lee.

COMMENTER IN BROOKLYN: Watch Maddow. She has the answer.

COMMENTER IN PHILADELPHIA: Rachael Maddow has the answer about this vendetta. They were after the NJ Senate Democrats. Their leader is in Fort Lee. The night before the infamous e mail, christie was on a tirade about the Democratic savages. First thing in the morning, the " time for traffic problems in Fort Lee" memo appeared.

COMMENTER IN BRONXVILLE: Don't you people watch Rachel Maddow? It's Journalism 101. Connect the dots, people!
“Connect the dots, people!” that Bronxville commenter said. “It’s Journalism 101.”

Did Maddow do something wrong last Thursday? We would say she did. As she frequently does, she played the role of partisan novelist much more than the role of journalist.

At best, her theory was half-baked, but she didn’t alert her viewers to its obvious shortcomings. In the process, she set off “an Internet sensation” among a group of people who may have assumed that Maddow does more perspicacious work.

Half the program was burned on this under-cooked theory. Other journalists rushed to advance it, without any sign that anyone had done any background work.

To Maddow’s credit, she continues to state an obvious fact—the motive for the lane closings has not yet been established.

On the other hand, Maddow is frequently irresponsible, by which we mean non-journalistic. She overstates in various ways, failing to warn her viewers of the limits of her knowledge.

Most strikingly, she tells heavily demonized stories, often going beyond what she knows. This may create Internet sensations among us latter day ditto-heads.

We liberals used to laugh at conservatives for these sorts of stampedes. Rush or Sean would spin a tale which went beyond what was actually known. The ditto-heads would stampede off to repeat and affirm the new tale.

Last Thursday, Maddow’s theory was really quite weak. Demonologically, she overstated Christie’s outrage and fury. Gullibly, she swallowed his rather ridiculous story concerning the need to rescue poor misused helpless Hoen.

She told us he may have been targeting Weinberg, failed to note that he singled out Lesniak. She didn’t say that New Jersey observers thought he had ulterior motives for the dumping of Hoen.

This made a thrilling partisan tale. A true believer could greatly enjoy it. To see how strongly she pushed her tale of Christie’s fury, you have to watch Maddow deliver her story.

That said, stories like these are not journalism; they are partisan scripting. But as with Olbermann long ago—his misogyny couldn’t be challenged out loud—so today with Maddow.

Within the liberal world, Maddow is a made woman. Challenge her and you sleep with the fishes. Her theory last week was rather half-baked, even perhaps a bit dishonest, especially when you watch her lurid delivery.

Thursday’s theory was rather weak. Why didn’t anyone say so?