MONDAY, JUNE 15, 2026
It's on TV every night: For better or worse, the MMA on the White House lawn is over.
To her credit, the Washington Post's Monica Hesse noticed the unusual element of Saturday's event which was saved almost for last:
The White House UFC fights showed us the America we needed to see
The phrase “Platonic ideal” refers to the philosopher’s conception that real life and meaning exist on an abstract spiritual plain beyond our physical existence and comprehension. You think you have seen a donkey, say, but no, you have only seen a shadow of a donkey—a hypothetical representation. You cannot even begin to comprehend the real thing. All of us go through life like dogs seeing in muted colors, not knowing what we’re missing, except on Sunday night when anyone with a subscription to Paramount+ was allowed to experience the Platonic ideal of what it means to be an American in 2026, the real donkey, and it was a UFC fight on the White House lawn.
“There’s only one person more incredible than the Incredible Hok, and that’s my Lord and savior Jesus Christ,” brayed Josh Hokit in his victory speech after winning his heavyweight bout in the event labeled, insanely, Freedom 250. “And lastly, Michelle Obama is a man.”
That's what the highly religious visitor brayed—and Hesse heard him bray it. We'll link you to videotape down below, but here's more of what Hesse said in her column:
The octagon ring—“The Claw”—was set up on the White House lawn. The president and first lady sat in the front row. The U.S. Marine Band, long known as “The President’s Own,” soundtracked the whole event, in what was surely its weirdest gig of the season, and bless Staff Sgt. Hannah Davis, a young Black woman, for listening to that disgusting statement about Michelle Obama and then immediately singing “Superstar” so Sean O’Malley could punch Aiemann Zahabi for five minutes.
Hesse wasn't afraid to report what was said. After that, she wasn't afraid to offer a judgment.
Presumably, this is all part of the "masculinism" Helen Lewis recently wrote about in the Atlantic. We'll recommend that you pity the unfortunate men who can't get past the prehistoric longings involved in this nutcase behavior—but we'll compliment Hesse for seeing that this unfortunate conduct ought to be reported and discussed.
As we'll show you, and as was inevitable, the New York Times cleaned things up in its report of this incident. Over at the less timorous Mediaite, the initial report of the incident started like this:
UFC Fighter Unleashes Stunning Attack at Trump’s White House Event: ‘Michelle Obama Is a Man!’
In a stunning attack, UFC heavyweight fighter Josh Hokit blurted out a shocking slur directed at former first lady Michelle Obama moments after winning a heavyweight bout at the UFC Freedom 250 held at the White House on Sunday night.
Hokit trounced Derrick Lewis via TKO to remain undefeated in his UFC career at the monumental event attended by thousands on the South Lawn.
But as he was interviewed by podcaster Joe Rogan in the octagon after the fight, he was clearly not done taking shots.
“And lastly, Michelle Obama is a man! Am I right, America?” Hokit yelled to a cheering crowd as Rogan smiled.
Rogan to the rescue! Every former comic a king!
At that link, you can see these highly masculine men enjoying themselves in the manner described. Or you can go to this later report, which notes the negative reaction some people recorded on social media.
It wasn't just Monica Hesse who thought this incident was worth mentioning. Ahmad Austin's follow-up for Mediaite starts like this:
‘Absolute Trash’: UFC Fighter Sparks Intense Ire for Calling Michelle Obama a Man at Trump’s White House Fight Night
UFC fighter Josh Hokit was slapped with a huge wave of backlash after he called former First Lady Michelle Obama a man after his match at President Donald Trump’s White House fight night.
On Sunday, UFC Freedom 250 was held on the White House lawn. In the weeks leading up to the event, UFC President Dana White insisted the event was apolitical and merely a celebration of America’s 250th anniversary.
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Hokit took on Derrick White in a heavyweight bout Sunday, winning by knockout in the second round. During his post-fight interview with Joe Rogan, Hokit randomly blurted out, “Michelle Obama is a man!”
As the crowd around him cheered and Rogan smiled, the 28-year-old added, “Am I right America?”
The comments were met with immediate outrage on social media.
At that point, Austin posted a list of critical comments on social media—from Jonah Goldberg, from Tim Miller, from Joaquin Castro, from Rep. Melanie Stansbury. We were struck by the first such comment he posted:
[continuing from above]
Fox News's Jessica Tarlov called Hokit "absolute trash."
Actually, we'd say she called his comment "absolute trash." At any rate, we were struck by Tarlov's remark. Here's why we say that:
Surely, Tarlov knows that this specific insult is standard fare, several nights a week, on her channel's Gutfeld! program. Frequently helped by his stool pigeon guests, the termagant who hosts that show calls Michelle Obama "a man" on a regular basis.
Because the swill from this shows runs downstream, we'll guess that this particular insult has slithered its way onto The Five by now, possibly even while Tarlov is sitting there, cast in the role of the Democratic punching bag. Is it time for her to abandon her paycheck and take her asp off that show?
The disordered fellow to whom we refer loves to call Michelle Obama a man! He loves to say that Barack Obama is gay; he loves to say that [NAME WITHHELD] is constantly shoving gerbils up his ascot.
In the end, this is who the fellow is. The garbage flows nightly on this show while creeps like Kat Timpf play along.
Surely, Tarlov knows all this. Is it time to her to speak about what's constantly going on?
In our view, it's also time for Monica Hesse to watch a nightly primetime program like Gutfeld! and report what she sees as the little guys issue their pathetic sexual / gender insults and the little girls of the Fox News Channel pathetically play along.
It's also time for the New York Times to report what happens on that channel's astonishing "cable news" programs. To date, appearances suggest that the timorous Times is simply unwilling to do so.
So is every opinion writer at the Times, along with every writer at the Atlantic. No one will do so at MS NOW. Their bosses tell them that they mustn't do such naughty things and to a man, to a woman, our Blue stars play along.
When a mere UFC fighter offers thoughts of this type, he may get reported and trashed. When the stars of the Fox News Channel do this on a nightly basis, our heralded Blue journalists run off and hide in the woods.
To see the Time clean this moment up, you can just click here. This is who, and this is what, we self-impressed Blues really are.
We're glad that Hesse took offense at this. It's on "cable news" every night!