THURSDAY, JUNE 25, 2026
...for a very long time: In our own view, Greg Gutfeld, 61 years old, is a person who needs some help.
We'd even say the fellow deserves some help, along with all members of struggling / suffering humanity.
We'd say the fellow needs some help because we watch his primetime imitation of a "cable news" program on the Fox News Channel. With apologies for posting his words again, we'd say a grubby little mutt like this could plainly use some help:
GUTFELD (6/23/26): In economic news, Nancy Pelosi's net worth is down $8 million.
Worse, her boobs are down nine inches.
PHOTO: [Pelosi in bathing suit]
Remarkable! When a 61-year-old fellow offers such jokes, we'd say he's badly in need of help, as are the corporate cretins who pay him $9 million per year to go on TV and behave like that.
(Blue America's stars refuse to discuss this behavior—Rachel and Lawrence and all the rest. This is the nation-devouring garbage they too have apparently chosen.)
We'd say he could use some help. We'd also make that assessment based on Neal Gabler's report.
Gabler's report appeared in The Nation—in October 2012! The squalor of an ailing person like Gutfeld has been with us for a long time:
What’s Behind the Right’s ‘Obama Is Gay’ Conspiracy
You probably know by now that President Obama is a Muslim who professes socialism and that he was born in Africa, which makes him ineligible to occupy our highest office. But here is something you may not know: Obama is gay. Not only is he gay; he frequented gay bath houses in Chicago along with his former chief of staff and current Chicago mayor, Rahm Emanuel. And not only did he frequent those bath houses; he was under the influence of a “transgender nanny” when he lived as a boy in Indonesia...
And on and on from there.
The sickness was already quite widespread as of 2012. Gabler's third paragraph went like this:
Citing a remark by Fox News host Greg Gutfeld that “Obama is now out of the closet” after the president announced his support for gay marriage, former George W. Bush speechwriter David Frum blogged at the Daily Beast, “You cannot ‘get’ Gutfeld’s joke unless you ‘get’ that a large part of his audience ardently believes that Obama is in fact gay, that his marriage is a sham, and that Mrs. Obama leads a life of Marie Antoinette–like extravagance to compensate for her husband’s neglect while he disports himself with his personal aides.”
In the minds of many under-developed souls, Barack Obama, the sitting American president, was already gay! On the brighter side:
Based on Frum's remarks about Gutfeld's "joke," it may be that Michelle Obama wasn't yet being scored as a man.
(As we noted yesterday, that second soul-draining theme may have started with Joan Rivers in 2014. At the very least, it got a wide airing there.)
Was Gutfeld just kidding—was he just speaking metaphorically—when he made the quoted remark? If so, he's truly come a long way! Here he was, sharing his marvelous humor, on his primetime "cable news" show in April of last year:
GUTFELD (4/10/25): And finally, Michelle Obama openly admitted that she and Barack sleep in separate bedrooms.
Here's how it works. She sleeps downstairs, and he likes men.
The former president likes men! Surrounded by panels of defectives—knowing that no Blue American star will ever say boo about his behavior—the creepy crawler sustains this messaging on a regular basis.
He messages millions of people each night. Along the way, a second bit of messaging had already been folded in, and his audience knew what it was:
GUTFELD (2/21/25): Divorce rumors continue to escalate for the Obamas.
Hopefully, they can settle it like men.
AUDIENCE: [Laughter, applause]
GUTFELD: Terrible! It's terrible that you would applaud that!
The studio audience knew what the termagant was saying. Hiding behind one of his several beards, the cowardly fellow pretended to scold them for applauding his pitiful slime.
In our view, this cable star could use some help, as could our failing nation. On our third most-watched "cable news" program—his ratings dwarf those of MS NOW—the creeper continues to toy with this bit of twinned messaging:
Barack Obama is secretly gay. Michelle Obama's a man.
This deeply strange man and his cast of defectives routinely traffic those messages, along with a long, extremely ugly list of other themes.
As a manifest nutcase, he can't stop talking about the way [NAME WITHHELD] likes to shove gerbils up his asp. He pictures Joe Biden in his grave. And several women, not Michelle Obama alone, are said to be secretly men.
Absent help, this seems to be the best this manifest nutcase can do. Suzanne Scott makes money off this. Rachel and Lawrence and David French all refuse to report and discuss it.
(Bret Stephens doesn't seem to watch Fox. Nicolle Wallace keeps her mouth shut too.)
Two Sundays ago, on June 14, a UFC fighter blurted it out, right there on the White House lawn. We'll guess that he doesn't know any better, but here's what he happily screamed:
"Michelle Obama is a man! Am I right, America?"
No, you can't get dumber than that. But waste meat like Gutfeld will try, enabled by willing panelists.
"Michelle Obama is a man," the hapless UFC fighter screamed. Perhaps because of the venue in question, Blue Americans finally complained.
On Monday evening, June 15, Senator Warnock went on The Last Word and said the conduct was racist.
"This is bigotry," the senator said. "This is evil come alive in the world."
Senator Warnock is a good, decent person. So is Maya Wiley.
On Tuesday, June 16, Wiley appeared on Deadline: White House. "Let me start by saying this," she told Nicolle Wallace. "This is racist."
"It's bigotry," she later said. "And it must be called out for that."
The moral and intellectual squalor in question has been underway for a long time. But is it clear that it's mainly racist? Is it clear that it's racist at all?
Is it clear that this squalor is based upon race? And is it possible that we Blues may be hurting Blue prospects—in this and perhaps in other circumstances—by insisting on that potent theme?
Something's happening here, Dylan famously said. Are we sure that we know what it is?
Tomorrow: At the tender age of 13, she was described as a dog