Sometimes you just have to throw up your hands!

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 2019

For entertainment purposes only:
In this morning's print editions, the New York Times, our brainiest newspaper, offers the correction shown below.

No, we aren't making this up. Exactly as reproduced, the correction appears on page A27 of this morning's Washington Edition:
CORRECTIONS

An Op-Ed article on Saturday about performance-enhancing drugs and technology referred incorrectly to the classification of ostriches. They are birds, not mammals.
Sometimes you just have to throw up your hands! The second of today's two op-ed corrections is almost as entertaining.

To read the column referred to above, you can just click here. A version of the correction appears at the end of the column.

An ostrich is a bird, not a mammal! Insert joke about "heads in the sand" concerning the work of this very strange newspaper over the past thirty years.

Obambi was much like Scarlett O'Hara! Please send them a Pulitzer prize!

Pending full recovery, possibly coming tomorrow: Only in the New York Times:
How My Boyfriend Made Me Fall in Love With Gaming
It became a form of bonding for us, not a source of strain.
As if you couldn't have guessed, it came from the Sunday Review.

21 comments:

  1. The predecessor at the Times to "The Review" was "The News of the Week in Review". Its first two pages were a straight summary of the week's key news stories. Then it had op-eds and editorials, like "The Review", but they were more intelligent and less tendentious. If only they could go back...

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  2. "concerning the work of this very strange newspaper over the past thirty years"

    It's not strange at all. No more than any other establishment rag anywhere in the world.

    Well, yeah, okay, this one seems perhaps a bit more contemptuous of its target audience, but hey, they're zombies after all.

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  3. Well, at least the NYT identified the ostrich as a tetrapod, though seemingly unintentionally. And our two resident arthropods rush to be first – and win! Good job, boy(s)!

    Sadly, this is the only response you’ll get today. Hopefully.

    Leroy

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  4. Today's Times has a breaking report that women poop at work. Seriously.
    https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/17/style/women-poop-at-work.html?searchResultPosition=1

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    1. The NY Times will never learn. They just got through giving free advertising to a piece of shit throughout the 2016 election, and it helped get him elected President.

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  5. Oh, please. There’s not a woman on the planet who would do that.

    If it got that dire, you’d make up an excuse to go home.

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