WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2025
...large parts of his shtick disappeared: By the numbers, Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters are the most-watched performers at the new-and-revised Fox News Channel.
At 5 p.m. Eastern, the towel-snapping, bro-aligned pair tend to dominate proceeding on The Five, the most-watched TV show in American "cable news." At 8 p.m. (Eastern), and then again at 10, they host their own eponymous prime-time shows—the nation's second- and third most-watched "cable news" programs.
A marked change in the corporate culture of the Fox News Channel has accompanied the rise of these new Red American stars. Here, for example, is a moment from yesterday's broadcast of The Five, with Harold Ford presiding:
FORD (11/11/25): Welcome back. People are now taking showers in complete darkness, and get this—psychologists say it might actually help you sleep better because the dim light gets you into sleep mode.
Greg, you have a strong opinion about this? Is this something that you do?
GUTFELD: This is another study done by men to protect men. Why would you shower in the dark? In case your wife walks in and you were doing something that wasn't involved in the showering process.
WATTERS, PERINO: [Laughter]
GUTFELD: "No, honey, this is good for my health. I'm showering in the dark."
With the rise of Gutfeld and Gutfeldism, the channel's former culture of "family values" has made way for a new focus on wayward or trangressive sexuality and an endless stream of "dick jokes." Then too, there's the endless stream of remarks by Gutfeld which seem to have an undisguised air of woman hatred.
In a somewhat sillier vein, Watters is becoming famous for his weird ruminations about the way real men should behave in public settings. How silly does this inanity get? Wikipedia offers this overview of this endlessly weird bit of "cable news" performance art:
Jesse Watters
[...]
Comments on masculinity
Watters has criticized former President Joe Biden for licking ice cream in public as "a grown man." He has instructed men on how they should wave and belittled those who grocery shop with their wives. In September 2024, Jesse Watters was criticized for comments he made on The Five regarding Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, who had shared a photo of himself drinking a milkshake with a paper straw. Watters mocked the image as an example of Walz's lack of masculinity because he used a straw which he claimed made women not like Walz because women like masculinity. He said that asking for a "vanilla shake" instead of a "vanilla ice cream shake" also makes men look weak. The remarks sparked backlash, with critics accusing Watters of promoting outdated gender norms and using a trivial moment to push political commentary. Governor Walz responded by defending the post and encouraging a focus on real issues rather than manufactured culture wars.
In March 2025, Watters listed his "five rules for men" on The Five–don't be that serious just be funny, don't eat soup in public, don't cross your legs, don't drink from a straw and don't wave simultaneously with two hands because men wave with one hand, not both hands at the same time. He added that one of the reasons you don't drink from a straw is the way your lips purse which is very effeminate...
Watters is 47 years old. As you can see by clicking that link, Wikipedia's compilation of this relentless inanity continues at length from there.
Watters may come across as weirdly silly with respect to his proclamations about modern masculinity. Gutfeld may seem less pleasant.
Gutfeld may seem less pleasant! Especially on his own Gutfeld! dhow, Gutfeld has conducted a long love affair with jokes like the one he delivered at 10:01 p.m. (Eastern) this Monday night:
GUTFELD (11/10/25): In Washington state, a large sea lion blocked traffic on a busy road. And I thought New York City was the only place with a sea lion problem.
[PHOTO of the five co-hosts of The View]
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]
"They'll even applaud the bad View jokes," the delighted host now said. At 10:02 p.m. (Eastern), he offered this crowd-pleasing chaser:
GUTFELD: In Ireland, reports of a lion on the lose turned out to be a dog with a fresh haircut.
I believe we have a picture.
[PHOTO of Rosie O'Donnell]
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]
On a virtually nightly basis, Gutfeld pleases his audience with jokes in which the five women of The View are compared to horses, cows, elephants, whales and all manner of "livestock."
O'Donnell is also a frequent target. Recent coarse remarks by the Fox News Channel's impish host have involved her gynecologist and also her therapist.
The rise of Gutfeld and Gutfeldism has involved a major change in the cultural landscape at the Fox News Channel. Some may approve of this cultural change. Others perhaps will not.
At this site, we're struck by the high degree of inanity in topic selection, wed to an endless array of comments which seem to reek of woman hatred. (Others have called this "misogyny.") Beyond that, Gutfeld's obsession with human body waste is another puzzling aspect of his pseudo-analytical stylings.
At this site, we're struck by the ugliness, and the relentless stupidity, of the Gutfeld cultural style. But even if the incessant tomfoolery strikes an observer as essentially harmless, the change in the cultural landscape at Fox is hard to miss—and the Fox News Channel is, by far, the most-watched and presumably, the most influential, of our three major "cable news" channels.
Presumably for that reason, Gutfeld and the Gutfeld! show have begun to attract a new degree of interest at the New York Times. In late September, the Times published a full-length profile of Kat Timpf, one of Gutfeld's pair of regular sidekicks on the Gutfeld! program.
Somewhat oddly in our view, the profile portrayed Timpf as a bit of a beleaguered feminist under attack from the Gutfeld! audience. The profile appeared beneath this dual headline:
A Baby. A Double Mastectomy. Many Opinions From Fox News Viewers.
Kat Timpf got pregnant, got breast cancer, then got back to work on the political comedy show “Gutfeld!”—all as a culture war brews over ambition, motherhood and women’s health.
Given Timpf's apparent lack of dis comfort with the program's air of woman hatred, that fashioning struck us as somewhat odd. At any rate, the profile of Timpf has now been followed with a lengthy interview/profile of Gutfeld himself. The profile, written by David Marchese, was published online over the past weekend.
The interview / profile is slated to appears in this Sunday's New York Times Magazine. Headline included, the profile starts like this:
The Interview
Fox News Wanted Greg Gutfeld to Do This Interview. He Wasn’t So Sure.
Why can’t conservatives break through on late-night TV? For years, that was an open cultural question. The left, of course, had “The Daily Show” and “Last Week Tonight With John Oliver,” among others. Once the Trump era began, progressives could also point to hosts like Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers as being politically simpatico. The right had, well, no one.
That is, until Greg Gutfeld. Formerly a health and men’s magazine editor, Gutfeld joined Fox News in 2007 to helm the later-than-late-night chat free-for-all “Red Eye.” He worked his way up the network’s schedule, and in 2021 his new show, “Gutfeld!” started airing on weekday nights at 11 p.m. on the East Coast. (It’s now on at 10 p.m.) Its format is different from traditional host-driven late-night shows: Rather than interview celebrity guests, Gutfeld presides over a round table of regular panelists, among them the former professional wrestler Tyrus and the commentator Kat Timpf, the designated (occasional) contrarian. The overall vibe is insult-heavy, aggressively anti-woke and relentlessly pro-conservative. It’s a successful formula. The show averages over three million viewers a night—numbers that dwarf its competitors’.
Marchese is widely touted for his skill as an interviewer. For that reason, we were struck by some of the things he failed to report and discuss in this interview / profile hybrid.
Based on its viewership numbers, the Fox News Channel stands astride the "cable news" world as a modern colossus. It is therefore altogether fitting and proper that one of its most-watched performers is now being profiled by Blue America's most important newspaper.
That said, what kind of journalism is this, which may almost seem to go from bad to worse? Some of Marchese's effort in his interview / profile can perhaps be seen as enlightening. We were much more struck by the elements of Gutfeldism Marchese failed to directly report and thereby chose to disappear.
Gutfeld's style is "insult-heavy," Marchese correctly writes. One basic question would be this:
What keeps reporters at the Times from quoting his endless remarks?
Tomorrow: Weirdly wrong from the start