BREAKING: News from the Platonic realm!

THURSDAY, MARCH 21, 2019

Natural numbers gone wild:
In response to this morning's report, comedian [NAME WITHHELD] has emailed us with an anecdotal further report.

"I'd not sure if 3 lives next to 4," he admits, but he's "heard that 7 ate 9."

We've received partial confirmation of this unusual breaking report. According to Future Anthropologists Huddled in Caves, it happened one block over, not too far from the gated community where the trapezoids live.

6 comments:

  1. Was this a currently working comedian? Judging from that “joke”, probably not.

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    1. It has to be the younger sibling of the fourth grader whose spelling bees the analysts are occasionally called away to.

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  2. [drum hit]
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha!!!!!!!!! All those “mathematicians”, what a bunch of clowns, amirite??? [points to left temple, moves finger in a circular direction, whispering:] “they’re all insane, you know”

    [laughter and hearty applause from rubes in audience]

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