As the general breakdown became more apparent...

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 2020

...the caucuses finally broke down:
According to Future Historians Living in Trees, the following points were overlooked in real time, yet they were all portentous:

The Big 10 now had fourteen members. The Big 12 had only ten!

When the New York Times editorial board tried to craft an endorsement, they endorsed two (2) different candidates in a campaign only one could win.

The day before the Iowa caucuses, The Des Moines Register had to scrap its traditional, "widely-anticipated," day-before statewide poll. Unanswered was an obvious question:

Why would anyone want to release a potentially influential poll one day before an election?

On the very next day, and at long last, the caucuses finally broke down. Unanswered was a decades-old question:

Why did anyone ever decide to conduct this election this way?

The future scholars of whom we speak said these events were all of a piece. Then too, they mentioned the mainstream punditry concerning the deeply empowering Super Bowl halftime show.

In this morning's Washington Post, Alyssa Rosenberg challenged every upper-end hack in the house! For the record, we're taking Rosenberg's side on this matter, even though she undercut her own account of what she thought she saw.

In our view, Rosenberg got it right! Then too, her newspaper also had this.

Have we mentioned the fact that Professor Bhaer was too freakin' fat for marriage? These are the ever-shifting values of our own failing liberal tribe.

23 comments:

  1. Eh, what? Dear Bob, could you try to be less cryptic, and double-check your links before publishing, please.

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    1. Links are still not fixed. Somerby doesn't read his comments but he should.

      How can he criticize journalists for small errors when he makes big ones and doesn't seem to care?

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    2. OK CMike, we all get it that you are not a fag baby.

      When someone publishes research with fake links, they will lose their job, even though appropriate links might exist somewhere in the world.

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  2. Questions have answers. Somerby thinks he is performing some sort of service by posing questions, when it is answering them that is more of a service.

    "Why would anyone want to release a potentially influential poll one day before an election?"

    Polling is done by private corporations that may have no connection whatsoever with any candidate and no connection with the State Democratic Party of Iowa, with the State Secretary (who oversees elections) or any other official. Polling is done as a money-making venture, either because it attracts readers (if a newspaper poll) or because someone has commissioned the poll (and paid to have it done). If Somerby thinks polls are not a public good, he should bring it up with his Iowa state legislator. Oh, wait, he doesn't live in Iowa does he? Perhaps the answer to his question is that Iowans like things that way (or they would change it).

    "Why did anyone ever decide to conduct this election this way?"

    The election went smoothly. The breakdown was due to the reporting of results from precincts. The software used was new and it did not accurately report the results from each precinct. Fortunately, another change was the use of paper ballots to record votes in each precinct. Because they had that paper trail, they could manually recreate the results without the software, but that has been taking time.

    Is Somerby a child, that he cannot wait as long as it takes to complete an important tally? Is he a child, that he doesn't understand that new software rarely works properly at first. It might be fair to ask why it wasn't better tested, but that is a different question than the stupid one Somerby asks today. He obviously thinks the election was broken, not the method for reporting results, which will work fine once they get the bugs fixed.

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  3. Democrats are hurt two ways (at least) by the vote count SNAFU
    1. They look incompetent
    2. Many Sanders supporters think he was screwed. That will reduce their enthusiasm for the eventual Dem candidate, if it's not Sanders.

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    1. Yeah. But Mr Sanders, I believe, is a fake candidate, recruited to agitate the yutes, and to entice them to identify with the zombie cult and its far-right D party.

      Therefore, if their enthusiasm is only reduced, zombie cult still benefits, because without Mr Sanders there would be zero enthusiasm in that segment.

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    2. sanders should have run a s a Republican, since his supporters love to play the victim as much as Republicans do (i.e. all the fuckin' time).

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