SATURDAY: We show you again what the poor fellow said!

SATURDAY, AUGUST 30, 2025

We advise you to pity the child: This morning, we want to show you, once again, what the "poor fellow" said. 

Before we do, we'll offer five words:

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You'll hear about it soon enough. For today, we'll only say this—this story helps explain why the messengers on the Fox News Channel can never be totally wrong.

(For the Snopes fact-check on the matter at hand, you can just click here.)

Also this:

With Labor Day approaching, last night was an evening of substitute hosts on the Fox News Channel. This helped produce an evening of astonishing claims, many of which (though not all) had been captured at Mediaite by the time we arose this morning.

We'll try to list the astonishments on Monday, before we start the new narrative year on Tuesday, September 2. For now, we'll only say this:

The Achaeans are coming over the walls again. Sacred Troy met its death in the original iteration.

With that, we move to today's main point. 

We want to show you, once again, what the "poor fellow" said. We refer to the furious Greg Gutfeld, spilling with rage about who the monsters turn out to be and about what the monsters do.

We think it's important to see what he said. On Thursday, viewers of The Five had learned these things about the monsters, but also about who the A-holes and assholes are, by 5:04 p.m.—2:04 out on the coast.

For additional context, see yesterday's report. Accepting a throw from the inexcusable Dana Perino, the furious fellow spilled with this:

GUTFELD (8/28/25): This is why none of these A-holes can lecture anyone on compassion. 

The most compassionate people on the planet are trying to stop the trans delusion. The least compassionate are the people in the media, academia and politicians who enable this hysteria of horror. 

What is so glaring about the trans cult—apparently, your identity is the only thing that matters until you do something awful. Then it's the least important variable. Then you look at everything else. You talk about guns. But suddenly, it is like all of a sudden we can't talk about that—what was it? The other trans shooter that hid her identity. 

In this manifesto that this creep wrote, he said he was tired of being trans, and that he wished he had never brainwashed himself. What more do you need, straight from the monster's mouth?

Politicians, activists and teachers—you built this! You could have listened to the warnings. We were talking about this on this show for years. You amplify the hysterical—a hysterical, literally hysterical phenomenon that was going no place good.  

You created a poisonous program that twisted young minds for destruction, a nihilistic place to be when you deny biology and they have nowhere to go. So all of these media arguments, what you are seeing there among those people, it is to escape their own culpability and the reality they created. 

So forget the layer of mental illness and gun control. The origin of the evil, the evil lies in the creation of a mindset that indulged a delusional self, ruining connections with fellow human beings 

So that trans, by ascribing extreme aggrieved mentality, then gets directed against society. So this person feels justified in killing children. His killing resulted from that ideology. And if you don't believe that, you're one dumb asshole. 

Excuse me.

We regard that as ugly, stupid, murderous, strange. Did we mention the fact that the Achaeans, once again, are coming over the walls?

With respect to Gutfeld himself, we advise you to pity the child. 

His Serra High sits one mile down the Alameda—down the Alameda de las Pulgas—from "our dear Aragon, stately and serene." (We're quoting what the school song said on the day the school opened.)

On the one hand, it's sad to think that such a poisonous mentality could have emerged from such a sunny land. On the other hand, we've read snippets and clips in which Gutfeld describes certain aspects of his experience, both as a high school student and then in later life. 

On that basis, we advise you to pity the child. We also advise you to wonder why Blue America's major elites are prepared to avert their gaze from the poisonous behavior of the adult—of his corporate channel's $9 million man.

With apologies, we think you should read, and contemplate, what the furious fellow said. We regard it as ugly and poisonous and horribly stupid, but massive death and destruction occurred the first time these angry Achaeans breeched those towering walls.

One last point:

On yesterday's edition of The Five, this angry fellow put the pathetic practice on display again.

We refer to the practice known as Tarlov Interruptus. You see, Master Gutfeld does a very poor job regulating his anger and his vast sense of grievance.

The nation's most-watched "cable news" program starts as four against one. Before long, one or several of the furious four start interrupting and overtalking as they shut down the one.

That's what "fair and balanced" has come to mean on this corporate messaging channel. Yesterday, the interruption of demon Tarlov started at 5:08 p.m.—2:08 out on the coast.

You can see the fellow doing that here. The four get to speak in polite, perfect silence. By the antique rules of the prehuman game, the one has to be shut down.

Also this: What's the correct definition of love? As the culture is being torn down, David Brooks thinks he may have the answer! 

(As we noted yesterday, we've long admired his work.)