HOW TO TALK: Do we know how to talk?

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 2011

Part 1—Ombudsman speaks: One Sunday ago, on October 30, the Washington Post published a sprawling, front-page report about the status of Social Security.

This sprawling report was the featured report on the Washington Post’s front page. It ran more than 2400 words; in addition, the report was accompanied by a large, sprawling graphic. And did we mention that this was a Sunday? All over the Washington region, the nation’s movers and shakers awoke to find Lori Montgomery proclaiming thusly, in the capital’s paper of record, about this seminal program. We’ll include the hard-copy headlines atop Montgomery’s report:
MONTGOMERY (10/30/11): Social Security adding billions to U.S. budget woes
‘CASH NEGATIVE’ MILESTONE CAME EARLY
Fearing backlash, parties reluctant to pursue fix

Last year, as a debate over the runaway national debt gathered steam in Washington, Social Security passed a treacherous milestone. It went "cash negative."

For most of its 75-year history, the program had paid its own way through a dedicated stream of payroll taxes, even generating huge surpluses for the past two decades. But in 2010, under the strain of a recession that caused tax revenue to plummet, the cost of benefits outstripped tax collections for the first time since the early 1980s.

Now, Social Security is sucking money out of the Treasury. This year, it will add a projected $46 billion to the nation's budget problems, according to projections by system trustees. Replacing cash lost to a one-year payroll tax holiday will require an additional $105 billion. If the payroll tax break is expanded next year, as President Obama has proposed, Social Security will need an extra $267 billion to pay promised benefits.
“[W]hile talk about fixing the nation's finances has grown more urgent, fixing Social Security has largely vanished from the conversation,” Montgomery said as she continued.

Ruefully, we shook our heads. We almost wished it were so!

Montgomery’s sprawling report produced a pretty good chunk of discussion in the next few days. Paul Krugman and Dean Baker pushed back on their blogs, complaining about her effort. Quite a few liberal bloggers, like Digby, linked in turn to their work. Yesterday, the Post’s ombudsman, Patrick Pexton, reacted to these complaints, provoking a new wave of liberal/progressive protest. To read his report, just click here.

This lets us ask ourselves a question: Over here in the liberal world, do we know how to talk?

Do we liberals know how to talk? More specifically, do we know how to talk about Social Security? Do we know how to explain the way the venerable program works? Do we know how to explain the challenges it faces? Do we know how to respond to the welter of disinformation which has been crafted to speed its demise? These talking-points about Social Security have ruled the waves of our bungled discourse for the past thirty years:
Disinformative talking-points concerning Social Security:
The trust fund is just an accounting fiction/a pile of worthless IOUs.
The money isn’t there—we’ve already spent it!
To repay the money it took from the trust fund, Congress will have to raise taxes, cut spending or borrow more money.
Life expectancy has increased by [xx] years since 1935.
The number of workers per retiree will drop from [xx] in 1935 to [xx] by the year 20xx.
The program will go bankrupt/belly-up in the year 20xx.
Younger people know/believe the program won’t be there for them.
To these tireless work horses, we might consider adding Montgomery’s more recent claims:
Montgomery’s assertions:
Social Security has now passed a treacherous milestone.
Social Security is sucking money out of the treasury.
The $2.6 trillion Social Security trust fund will provide little relief.
Do we know how to talk about these claims? We find this basic question intriguing, for two basic reasons:

First, Social Security is one of the nation’s most important programs. At any given point in time, it forms the basis for the retirements of tens of millions of citizens. As such, Social Security represents one of the basic building-blocks of this country’s “public discourse.”

Beyond that, Social Security has been around for a very long time. It thus provides an excellent test of our seriousness—and our basic intelligence—as a political movement. If we liberals don’t know how to talk about something like this, what do we actually know on our side? Is there any subject we self-impressed souls do know how to discuss?

What do we know over here on our side? We’d offer this possible answer: Not much! For starters, let’s look at what Ombudsman Pexton said when he reviewed the Post’s report. From there, let’s review the way our side has talked about Monty’s front-pager.

Tomorrow: What the ombudsman said

How should progressives react to this type of news?

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2011

Iowa voters may be wrong about Cain’s famous tax plan: In this post, Digby links to an interesting news report about Herman Cain’s famous tax plan.

In a detailed news report, Jason Clayworth of the Des Moines Register reports that many Iowa voters may be misinformed about the effects of this plan.

Clayworth’s report is much smarter, and much more dutiful, than anything comparable you’ll ever see in the glorious New York Times. Here are some basic chunks:
CLAYWORTH (11/4/11): Two-thirds of likely Iowa Republican caucus-goers earning less than $50,000 a year believe they personally would be better off or in the same situation under Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 tax plan, The Des Moines Register’s new Iowa Poll shows.

Research-group reviews of the plan have found that most families making $100,000 or less would pay thousands of dollars more each year.

“The larger point is that people don’t really understand what the 9-9-9 plan actually is, and they’re assuming incorrectly that they may not pay one or any of these taxes,” said Joe Rosenberg, a research associate for the Tax Policy Center, a group based in Washington, D.C., that bills itself as a nonpartisan economic research institute.

[...]

The bottom line: A family with an income level of $40,000 to $50,000 would pay $3,407 more a year in taxes, while families making $500,000 to $1 million a year would pay on average $80,315 less, according to the Tax Policy Center.

A separate review from the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, a liberal-leaning research and policy group with expertise on low-income programs, shows that the bottom 80 percent of taxpayers would pay more, while the wealthiest 20 percent would see a decrease.

Among the 400 likely Republican caucus-goers polled, 29 percent think they would be better off under Cain’s plan, and 31 percent think things would be the same, for a combined 60 percent. Eighteen percent think they would be worse off, and 22 percent aren’t sure.

But among those making less than $50,000 a year, the percentages rise to 34 percent who think they would be better off and 33 percent who think things would be the same, or 67 percent combined. Fourteen percent say they would fare worse, and 19 percent aren’t sure.
It’s hardly surprising that people may be misinformed about the effects of this proposal. Cain is an effective salesman; he has strongly suggested—may even believe—that his plan will lower the tax burden for most people. Meanwhile, our nation’s press corps has devoted about twenty times as much attention to their thrill-filled Herman Cain sex chase as to any attempt to discuss his tax proposal, which is of course very boring.

Sorry: The press has devoted the bulk of its time to a principled effort to examine the rights of women in the work place. (If you believe that characterization, we’ve got a bridge to the Clintons’ underwear drawer we are prepared to sell you.)

Back to Cain’s tax plan. Many voters may be misinformed about its effects. How should progressives react to that fact? If you’re Digby, you will of course react by rolling your eyes at how stupid those people in the other tribe are. You will close with some pleasing snark about how hard it will be to get those people to believe the actual facts:

“There is a very long way to go to get people to believe that. It's like telling them that God didn't write the Constitution.”

Ha ha ha ha ha. Then, you’ll link to a second news report in which a right-wing radio host makes some weird complaints about Cain’s alleged behavior toward two female employees. As you can see if you read the report, this nut-cake’s complaints don’t seem to make a whole lot of sense. But who cares? He said something negative!

(No one’s conservative radio hosts are quite as kooky as Iowa’s. But we’ll link to them when it feels good, even if what they’re saying doesn’t seem to make sense.)

Clayworth did a detailed news report. Digby rolled out the therapeutic snark.

In our view, real progressives would want to find ways to establish forums in which they might be able communicate the facts to these misled voters.
But Digby isn’t mainly progressive. Like so many of us dumb-asses, she mainly likes to dislike.

Are we trying to build a wider political movement? Or is this really therapy—pleasing therapy aimed at the weaker souls on our side? Over and over, the answer is clear. And yes, it’s one of the ways we lose.

Portrait of a Cain supporter: Clayworth interviewed a Cain supporter. Given the points we have highlighted, how much should we enlightened liberals hate and despise this guy?
CLAYWORTH: Cain supporter and poll participant Joseph Sandvick, 31, of Sioux City said he hadn’t had a lot of time to review the 9-9-9 tax plan but would shift his support to another candidate if after further review he discovers his family would pay more.

It’s possible employers would pay employees more if the employer pays less in taxes, Sandvick said, and tangible goods could cost less because of lower corporate taxes.

Sandvick, an Army veteran of the Iraq war, works in the safety department of a trucking company in Le Mars and attends school at Buena Vista University in pursuit of a degree in organizational leadership. His annual income is less than $50,000.

“I think the upper percentage of Americans can pay a little more than they do currently,” Sandvick said.
Granted, the others are always less than fully human. That said, how much should we enlightened liberals hate this particular guy?

What’s the matter with Santa Monica: As she has often shown in the past, Digby couldn’t explain Social Security if her life were at stake. It’s like being misinformed about Cain’s tax plan, except in this case she’s had thirty years to get her knowledge in order.

Question:

Is that a reason to snark and roll one’s eyes at Digby? To amuse ourselves by asking what’s the matter with Santa Monica?

And of course the inevitable comments: Those people are so stoopid! Why can’t they be more like us?
COMMENT: more future lottery winners

COMMENT: Innumeracy—that's why we have to stop funding public education.

COMMENT: It's like I tell my wife—we have a Stupidity Problem in this country.

COMMENT: We have long since devolved into a nation where at least half the population holds knowledge in utter contempt.
So it goes over here on ours, the enlightened side.

Mount O’Donnell seems ready to blow!

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2011

The fire this time, Lawrence says: Your DAILY HOWLER keeps getting results.

This morning, Herman Cain’s sexy-time tale is off the front page of the New York Times. On the other hand, Lawrence O’Donnell aggressively played the fool on last evening’s Last Word.

In fact, what happened last night was a bit worse than that. Is Mount O’Donnell getting ready to blow?

We plan to profile the “Dorchester Dandy” next week. But we were stunned by how bad it got on last evening’s program.

Tugging on his ding-dong again, O’Donnell devoted the bulk of his program to his own sexy-time Herman Cain frolic. (And yes, that’s what this is, clowning and posturing to the side.) O’Donnell very much wants to hear from the one woman who says she wants to tell her story, though she may want to do so anonymously.

Eventually, familiar anger rising, Dorchester’s biggest known nutcase was hotly proposing that the Occupy movement should create a “firestorm” at a DC address he had named. And yes, O'Donnell seemed to mean it. To watch this full segment, click this:
O’DONNELL (11/3/11): Joel Bennett, a lawyer for one of the women who got a year`s pay settlement from the National Restaurant Association as a result of Herman Cain’s alleged conduct is negotiating with the association to release her from her confidentiality agreement and allow her to accept the Cain campaign challenge.

Sue Hensley, senior vice president for public affairs communication for the National Restaurant Association—do we have a picture of Sue? We do?

All right. Put it up. That’s right. Put it right up there.

I want people to see the people who are currently protecting the secrets of Herman Cain.

Sue Hensley said today, "Our outside counsel was contacted by Mr. Bennett today and was asked to provide a response to a proposed statement by tomorrow afternoon. We are currently reviewing the document and we plan to respond tomorrow."

All eyes that are not on the Los Angeles courthouse tomorrow where the verdict in the trial of Michael Jackson’s doctor could be delivered will be on the National Restaurant Association headquarters at 1200 17th Street Northwest in Washington, D.C. That’s at the intersection of 17th and M Streets, nearest Metro stop is Farragut North. That’s only five blocks from the Occupy D.C. protests in McPherson Square—an easy walk for anyone who might feel like occupying the National Restaurant Association.

Today may be the day to begin the National Restaurant Association occupation, to force them to open their secret files. As of now, we have no reason not to expect Dawn Sweeney—let’s get a look at her, the woman who now has Herman Cain’s old job, the CEO of the National Restaurant Association—to do the right thing.

Do we have a Dawn Sweeney picture? Looks like we don’t. We don’t have one.

All right. Well, we’ll find one. Dawn Sweeney’s picture will be here. Maybe not tonight.


She and anyone else at the National Restaurant Association has a standing invitation to come on this program and explain whatever they decide tomorrow.

[…]

If the National Restaurant Association decides to do the wrong thing tomorrow, if they decide to continue to allow Herman Cain and his campaign management to say anything they want about the former National Restaurant Association employees who have complained against Mr. Cain while the National Restaurant Association prevents those employees from speaking out in any way, then a firestorm should be visited upon the 1200 17th Street Northwest and the members of the National Restaurant Association.
How big a fool is Lawrence O’Donnell? Let us count the ways:

First, note his conception of our nation’s top news stories. Number 1 is the trial of Michael Jackson’s doctor. And yes, that actually is what he said. Even we were amazed.

Number 2 is the Herman Cain harassment story. If you aren't watching the Jackson trail, you'll have your eye on that!

Second, note the menacing way O’Donnell let us see the faces of the people against whom he proposes a “firestorm.” Clowning hard, he pretended he didn’t know if he had a photo of Hensley. Comically, he then had to wait before he could post Sweeney’s mug shot due to some sort of glitch. (Eventually, the picture was posted.)

You have to watch the tape to catch O’Donnell’s tone. But the posting of these mug shots represented unbelievably bad judgment.

Eventually, O’Donnell made a truly demented proposal. He proposed that Occupy D.C. people should create a “firestorm” at the offices of the National Restaurant Association. (It's "an easy walk" from where they are!) His choice of words was amazingly unfortunate, especially given his menacing tone and his insistence that any nut who might be watching should know what the targets look like.

This is what Chris Matthews did back in 1999. He came within a whisker of getting a journalist killed—an innocent person who had been falsely accused of something on Hardball due to Matthews’ loud crazy insistence. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 5/20/99.

Occupy Wall Street is a very big deal. It really shouldn’t be about firebombing the headquarters of a trade group which refuses to issue a release from an agreement. Especially in the wake of the recent problems surrounding Occupy Oakland, O’Donnell’s familiar ranting represented amazingly bad judgment. From anyone other than O’Donnell, we might have been surprised.

(On last night’s Maddow Show, Michael Moore spoke very intelligently about the recent problems and errors in judgment involving Occupy Oakland. One hour earlier, O’Donnell had been calling for Occupy D.C. to create a “firestorm” at a building involved in a story that has his ding-a-ling fired.)

If Herman Cain did harass women in his employ, he of course shouldn’t have done so. But the Jackson trial isn’t the day’s biggest story, and the Cain matter isn’t number two. Beyond that, the Occupy movement is a very big deal, though errors in judgment could put it in peril. O’Donnell’s call for a “firestorm” showed amazingly bad judgment.

Coming from anyone but O’Donnell, it would have been a surprise. For the record, O’Donnell is also calling for a boycott of Starbucks and Disney World.

MSNBC has been forced to can this big nut in the past. Is Mount O’Donnell getting ready to blow once again?

Second question: Where in the world—where on earth—does this channel keep finding these people?

Worth a second look: Yes, O’Donnell actually said this: “All eyes that are not on the Los Angeles courthouse tomorrow where the verdict in the trial of Michael Jackson’s doctor could be delivered will be on the National Restaurant Association headquarters at 1200 17th Street Northwest in Washington, D.C.”

That’s his idea of our really big stories. Where in the world—where on earth—does this channel keep finding these nuts?

Drums along the NewsHour!

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2011

Kevin Drum gets it right: Darlings, it simply isn’t done. But so what? Kevin Drum did it!

Breaking every rule in the book, Drum criticized a ranking player by name. The name was “Judy Woodruff.”

What Drum did was very simple and very basic. You’d think it would occur all the time. But career liberal players just love kissing keister. They put their own career interests light-years ahead of your interests.

Our side doesn’t name-call big names when they make mistakes.

The background:

Woodruff failed to challenge Herman Cain during a recent interview—and in fact, she should have done so. No, it wasn’t the end of the world. But so what? Drum challenged her by name in this post—put her name right in his headline, in fact. And then, omigod! A day or do later, he name-called Woodruff again!

Go ahead—click those links. Your side never does this.

Everyone understands the problem which arises because our side doesn’t do this. People like Woodruff are constantly yelled at by various kooks on the right. But they never heard a word from our side. Our comity-obsessed careerists are too busy trying to score a guest spot on the career-building NewsHour.

We all know how that game turns out. But go ahead—just click those links and read what Drum wrote.

Your side simply never does this. It’s amazing how rare it is to read posts like the posts Drum wrote.

A paid career player drummed on the NewsHour. This is never done!

CULT OF DUMB: Occupy Kristof!

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2011

Part 4—We’re still not allowed to tell: Paul Krugman’s new column is an important rebuttal to some very bad spin that has been going around.

In one way, his column is also frustrating. Here’s how the column ends:
KRUGMAN (11/4/11): But why does this growing concentration of income and wealth in a few hands matter? Part of the answer is that rising inequality has meant a nation in which most families don’t share fully in economic growth...

The larger answer, however, is that extreme concentration of income is incompatible with real democracy. Can anyone seriously deny that our political system is being warped by the influence of big money, and that the warping is getting worse as the wealth of a few grows ever larger?

Some pundits are still trying to dismiss concerns about rising inequality as somehow foolish. But the truth is that the whole nature of our society is at stake.
Krugman’s column is a very important discussion of the true shape of our inequality. Sad fact: Among those at the top of the upper-class press corps, this very important column could only have come from him.

But there’s a large point of frustration here too. At several points in this column, Krugman tells us that “some pundits”—“the obfuscators,” “the usual suspects”—are throwing gorilla dust around, trying to keep us from understanding the nature of this societal problem. In these, his opening paragraphs, he pushes this theme very hard:
KRUGMAN: Inequality is back in the news, largely thanks to Occupy Wall Street, but with an assist from the Congressional Budget Office. And you know what that means: It’s time to roll out the obfuscators!

Anyone who has tracked this issue over time knows what I mean. Whenever growing income disparities threaten to come into focus, a reliable set of defenders tries to bring back the blur. Think tanks put out reports claiming that inequality isn’t really rising, or that it doesn’t matter. Pundits try to put a more benign face on the phenomenon, claiming that it’s not really the wealthy few versus the rest, it’s the educated versus the less educated.

So what you need to know is that all of these claims are basically attempts to obscure the stark reality...
That is a very strong indictment, of motives and execution. But drat! Krugman never names the names of the think tanks and pundits (plural) who are “trying to bring back the blur” by “obscuring the stark reality.”

To all appearances, these people are doing a very bad thing. Their names are never mentioned.

Who is Krugman talking about? Rather plainly, one of the pundits is David Brooks, who wrote this sad, self-pitying column in Tuesday morning’s Times. It’s understandable that Krugman observes a convention which keeps him from naming a fellow Timesman—understandable, though frustrating and counterproductive in the larger scheme of things. But which other “pundits” does Krugman mean? Which other pundits are "trying to put a more benign face" on this very important phenomenon?

Let us advance a nominee: Does Krugman mean Nicholas Kristof? In this recent column, Kristof executed the same peculiar sleight of hand observed in Brooks’ column; as a general matter, it’s the same sleight of hand about which Krugman complains today. Rather weirdly, Kristof seemed to say that the real inequality doesn’t involve the tyranny of that top (one-tenth of the top) one percent. The real inequality, Kristof said, involves the way low-income kids are kept from the middle class.

At the time, we noted the oddness of this framework (click here). Is Kristof one of the pundits to whom Krugman refers? We have no idea. Krugman doesn't say.

In fairness, the convention which keeps Krugman from naming names does, in fact, make a type of good sense. But it’s one of the many courtesies which make life easier for the high pseudo-journalistic class at the expense of the comprehension of the 99 percent down below.

That said, Brooks and Kristof both performed the sleight-of-hand about which Krugman complains. Does that mean they’re trying to “obfuscate,” as Krugman plainly implies? Not necessarily, no. When Kristof returns from his self-glorying excursions into the third world, he tends to work from mimeographed hand-out sheets given to him by the High Expert Class—a class to which Krugman refers indirectly. In Krugman’s lingo, think tanks—and, by extension, their alleged experts—issue reports claiming “that inequality isn’t really rising, or that it doesn’t matter.” Globe-trotting pundits may use these sheets as an easy way to frame a column—and as a way to maintain one’s good faith with the high moneyed class.

Kristof routinely writes uninformed education columns in which he lives off the kindness of experts—“experts” who are often in the pay, and in the thrall, of society’s activist billionaires. As he does, he shows his contempt for the low-income children about whom he sheds self-glorying tears. Does Krugman have Kristof in mind today? No idea! Thanks to the rule about naming the names of malefactors, we the rubes—the 99 percent—are once again kept in the dark.

Did we mention the fact that Krugman’s column is very, very important? And by the way: Did you notice that no one else said Word the First about the peculiar sleight of hand in that Kristof column? That’s because the “intellectual leaders” in our “career liberal world” just aren’t very smart.

News flash: Despite the praise we heap on ouselves, we liberals just aren’t very smart. Shakespeare knew little Latin and less Greek; we liberals note little and care about less. Just let us throw our R-bombs around and we are we able to retire happily of an evening. That’s how we’ve reached the point where Lori Montgomery could offer this political porn atop the front page of Sunday’s Washington Post. Thirty years into a war of disinformation, we’re still handed disinformative frameworks like these:
MONTGOMERY (10/30/11): Social Security adding billions to U.S. budget woes

Last year, as a debate over the runaway national debt gathered steam in Washington, Social Security passed a treacherous milestone. It went "cash negative."

For most of its 75-year history, the program had paid its own way through a dedicated stream of payroll taxes, even generating huge surpluses for the past two decades. But in 2010, under the strain of a recession that caused tax revenue to plummet, the cost of benefits outstripped tax collections for the first time since the early 1980s.

Now, Social Security is sucking money out of the Treasury. This year, it will add a projected $46 billion to the nation's budget problems, according to projections by system trustees. Replacing cash lost to a one-year payroll tax holiday will require an additional $105 billion. If the payroll tax break is expanded next year, as President Obama has proposed, Social Security will need an extra $267 billion to pay promised benefits.

[...]

Social Security is hardly the biggest drain on the budget. But unless Congress acts, its finances will continue to deteriorate as the rising tide of baby boomers begins claiming benefits. The $2.6 trillion Social Security trust fund will provide little relief. The government has borrowed every cent and now must raise taxes, cut spending or borrow more heavily from outside investors to keep benefit checks flowing.
Is Montgomery acting in bad faith? We’ve never gotten that impression as we've read her work. But this nation’s discussion of Social Security operates inside a hall of mirrors created by decades of disinformation.

Skillful players have, with great skill, created a giant ball of confusion. On our own pathetic side, established players have been too lazy—and too unintelligent—to straighten out this confusion. Have you ever seen E. J. Dionne discuss this relentless disinformation? Name the names of the high players who spread this disinformation around? List their familiar talking-points? Explain the way these familiar points mislead average citizens?

Darlings, please! It isn’t done! Think of the blow to comity inside the high walls of Versailles!

Krugman himself is very wonky when he addresses this topic. For that reason, the explanation he offered in response to Montgomery was essentially useless (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/3/11). And in the modern career liberal world, if Krugman hasn’t straightened it out, it remains a big ball of confusion. Up there at the top of the "press corps," he is our only actual player. If the liberal world were a baseball team, he would be forced to sell the tickets, take care of the field, then go out and pitch all nine innings.

No one would be in the infield or outfield. The bullpen would be empty.

What’s wrong with those highlighted claims in Montgomery’s report? Let’s not bother with that again. Instead, let us suggest three basic points that should be folded into the liberal world’s response to this ball of confusion, should our gang of hopeless Potemkins ever try to fashion a comprehensible account of the way this program works:

The Reagan rules are in place here: In our view, liberals should always say this first when discussing Social Security: The system is working exactly the way Reagan planned it! (Along with Greenspan and Tip O’Neill.) Conservatives have been massively conned about the alleged looting of Social Security. It helps if they are instantly told that Montgomery’s “treacherous milestone,” “deterioration,” and “sucking of money” are all occurring in precisely the way their patron saint planned for the system to work. This is closely related to a second key point:

Congress has worked no subsequent scam: “The government has borrowed every cent” of that $2.6 trillion, Montgomery shrieks—probably in complete good faith. This makes it sound like “the government”—i.e., Congress—has done something very bad wrong. This notion is extremely widespread, among liberals and conservatives alike; in comment threads, liberals routinely recite alarmist right-wing talking-points about what Congress has done with the trust fund. (Montgomery used the word “borrowed;” alarmists more often use the word “spent.” Just yesterday, we heard a very smart radio host with very left politics complain about the way the Congress has spent all that money.) Of course, Congress did borrow and spend all that money—but under existing law, that’s all they’re allowed to do with that money! That is exactly the way Reagan/Greenspan/O’Neill designed the system. Despite all the alarmist mouthings you’ve heard down through all these years, no one stepped in after Reagan and pulled some sort of scam.

By the way: If Congress had somehow saved all that money, it would have had to borrow $2.6 trillion more from somebody else. We'd owe the same amount of money. And we'd have to pay it all back.

Happy families are all alike—so is all our borrowing: Congress has borrowed a lot of money from the Social Security trustees. But Congress has borrowed a lot of money from a lot of sources in the past forty years. Congress borrows from the trustees—and also from those big Chinese banks, and from an array of other investors, big small and medium-sized. You may not like the extent of the borrowing, but all that money gets paid back. There’s nothing about the borrowing from the trustees which somehow makes it unique or different from all the rest. And yet, by the rules of the disinformation campaign, the talking-point which Montgomery pimps is only applied to the money which has been borrowed from the trustees. Let’s read her carefully-scipted ball of confusion once again:
MONTGOMERY: Social Security is hardly the biggest drain on the budget. But unless Congress acts, its finances will continue to deteriorate as the rising tide of baby boomers begins claiming benefits. The $2.6 trillion Social Security trust fund will provide little relief. The government has borrowed every cent and now must raise taxes, cut spending or borrow more heavily from outside investors to keep benefit checks flowing.
To its very minor credit, that alarmist highlighted statement is factually accurate. Congress has “borrowed every cent” of that $2.6 trillion—exactly as Reagan directed. And now that Congress has started to pay back that swag, Congress “must raise taxes, cut spending or borrow [anew]” to do so. But that is true of all the money Congress borrows, from whatever source. In order to pay back those Chinese banks, Congress has to “raise taxes, cut spending or borrow [anew].” This is the process which obtains with all the money Congress borrows. But in line with a disinformation campaign which has changed the American landscape, this point of concern is only raised in the case of the money borrowed from the trustees. People like Montgomery raise this point with regard to this borrowing, as if there’s something unique involved here. But there isn’t. That is what Congress does every day of the week as it pays back all sorts of cash.

It’s very unlikely that the liberal world will ever devise an easy-to-follow rebuttal to the disinformation campaign which rules our discussion of Social Security. Simply put, we aren’t that smart or that energetic—and our "intellectual leaders" simply aren’t that honest. By light years, Krugman is our smartest, most forthright player in the upper-end press corps. But even he labors within a convention which keeps him from naming the names of the pundits he says are scamming the game.

Do you mind if we name one pundit? Let’s name Matt Ygelsias! A few months ago, we noted his confusing attempt to explain the way Social Security works—an explanation which was praised for its clarity by Steve Benen. (To read our post, just click here.)

Yglesias has had all the advantages—grew up in Tinseltown, moved on to Harvard. But alas! After thirty years of disinformation, he couldn’t pen a clear explanation of the way Social Security works. In turn, Benen was so confused that he praised Yglesias' big ball of murk for its incredible clarity!

Our children just aren’t very smart. (Who knows? Maybe we gave them too many advantages!) At any rate, go back and review what we wrote about Yglesias' big pile of murk. In particular, note this point of conceptual misery: For unknown reasons, Yglesias used the same disinformative talking-point Montgomery employed in Sunday’s report—the one in which Congress will have to raise taxes, cut spending or borrow anew to keep this big turkey afloat.

It isn’t that this claim is false. The problem here is different—the claim is vastly deceptive in the selective way it gets applied. Yglesias was too confused to see that he had marbled a Grover Norquist talking-point into his murky explanation. Benen was so confused that he believed the resultant explanation was just stunningly clear!

This is the way your side keeps losing. This is the way your side gets beat by smarter, savvier players, even as we praise ourselves for being amazingly smart. For the record, we know Grover a tiny tad. We'll guess he just laughs at this sh*t!

For thirty years, we have been under assault. The “think tanks” in question know how to craft spin; they’re operated by skillful players. Their spin-points are very easy-to-process—and they’re grossly deceptive. Major pundits take the cheat sheets their think tanks hand out and use them to craft easy columns.

This morning, Krugman describes this process—but who the heck is he talking about? Is he talking about Kristof?

Amazing, isn’t it? Thirty years into a war we’re losing, our most important progressive journalists still aren’t allowed to tell!

Darlings! It isn't polite to name names!

It's all part of the culture of dumb.

Dead armadillo dumb!

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2011

A high lady fights her depression: We’ve been writing about the culture of dumb. And about the cult of dumb, the people who maintain the culture.

Lady Collins was officially “off” last week. This week, she’s back—and nothing has changed:
COLLINS (11/3/11): Day of the Armadillo

Important News You May Have Missed Dept.: While you and I have been spending the fall worrying about the secret talks of the Congressional super-committee or trying to determine whether it would be a fun idea to dress as Rick Santorum for Halloween, other even more fascinating news events have been occurring.

I am thinking in particular of a recent story out of Dallas: ''Man Allegedly Beat Woman With Frozen Armadillo.''

Here's a test. Would you rather hear some details about the Congressional super-committee or more about the armadillo? I thought so.
Every column, it’s the same hook: You and I find the news boring!

The culture of this cult is astounding. Equally astounding—the ability of the liberal world to cruise along without explicitly rejecting this culture. Essentially, Collins has lost her mind.

The liberal world doesn’t notice.

A bit later, Collins explains where she came by her latest distraction. In the process, she throws an adept under the bus and tells us which stories she loves:
COLLINS: I have been working on a project involving Texas, and my friends have been sending me lots of local headlines. (Thanks to Elizabeth Drew for the armadillo tip.) I also got an article titled ''Police: Angry Taco Bell Customer Fires at Officers,'' which contained the memorable exposition: ''Brian Tillerson, a manager at the Taco Bell/KFC restaurant, told The San Antonio Express-News that the man was angry the Beefy Crunch Burrito had gone from 99 cents to $1.49 each.''

These stories have something in common: They're conversation-starters without having any actual point.
Like so many depressed souls inside Versailles, Collins loves stories which lack any point. If an actual point appears, this lady can’t make herself focus.

The “project” to which she refers is a book. Depressed nobles always need a way to feel superior to the rabble. As these nobles drag us under the waves, pointless tales about Texans will do.

Minstrel toys with gender and race!

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2011

And of course with his viewers: Lawrence O’Donnell is turning out to be one of the worst cable life-forms ever.

Last night, he toyed with gender; he toyed with race; and of course he toyed with his viewers. Much more should be said about one of the dimmest lights ever to make his way out of Dorchester. But last night, Our Own Sir Galahad played the fool in the follwoing manner. Be sure to see the highlighted pledge he gallantly makes at the end:
O’DONNELL (11/2/11): Coming up, I have a message for the women who might want to tell their side of the story about Herman Cain. It’s OK. You can do that. I’ll explain exactly how can you do that, next. Don’t worry about the confidentiality agreements.

[...]

You have been challenged, you women who have accused Herman Cain of sexual harassment. I know you and your lawyers fear what would happen to you if you did come forward, if you violated your confidentiality agreements.

I am here to tell you that absolutely nothing would happen. The advice your lawyers are giving you is legal advice offered within the confines of a legal matter. Now, you need political advice because this is in fact not a legal matter anymore. This is a political matter.

Your lawyers have told you that if you violate your confidentiality agreements, the National Restaurant Association, a Washington lobbying group, can sue you for doing that. They can drag you into court. They can get their settlement money back from you and possibly get more money from you in damages and legal fees.

I am here to tell you that that can never and will never happen. And I am telling you that as a political fact. That is the political reality you and the restaurant association are facing.

[…]

You women have nothing to fear in those confidentiality agreements. They are just pieces of paper.

I know stepping in front of a microphone in a situation like this is something that some women, maybe most women, for very good reason, simply cannot bring themselves to do. Indeed that would probably be my personal advice to any friend of mine in this situation.

The lawyer for one of the women tonight said, quote, "She doesn`t want to become another Anita Hill."

But if any of the others of you want to speak, if you simply cannot bear Herman Cain and his spokesman calling you women "liars," then I personally promise you that if you do come forward, be it on this program or any other program or in a general news conference, and tell the truth, I will provide you all of the funding you might need for a legal defense fund to fight and beat the National Restaurant Association and Herman Cain at their confidentiality game.
Here in Baltimore, everyone must have showered at once. Water pressure was virtually nil. But O’Donnell made this pledge again as he spoke with Lisa Bloom, who basically said he’s a fool.

O’Donnell will pay the legal fees for these women if they want to step forward!

That performance was plainly shower-worthy. His toying with race was worse. Treating his viewers like absolute fools, O’Donnell played tape of an idiot GOP congressman asking to see Obama’s college grades. Then, he showed us the head shots of all U.S. presidents, asking us why Republicans have asked for the college grades of only this most recent one:
O’DONNELL: What is it about this president that provokes this first-time-in-history demand? Let me see your college grades? What is it? What is it about this guy? They didn’t ask it of have guy. Or this guy. Or this guy. No. And they didn’t ask it of this guy. Or this guy.

What, just what so different about this guy? What is so different about him? I just don’t get it. I can look at these pictures of all of the presidents all day and I just can’t figure out what is so different about President Barack Obama! I just look at that picture. What is it?
You pretty much have to watch the tape to see the way he toys with the race card. It’s hard to be more disrespectful about the history of race than this horrible fellow was last night.

It’s very dumb to go around asking to see Obama’s grades. But in the past twelve years, this stupid pursuit has become the norm in our presidential politics as the unyielding culture of dumb has seized control of our discourse.

Obviously, O’Donnell knows this. He assumes you don’t.

Chasing around for college grades is now part of the culture of dumb. In Campaign 2000, the grades and/or SAT scores of all four major candidates came center stage at some point. Dumb as it is—and it’s very dumb—this simply isn’t new with Obama. Surely, O’Donnell remembers this full-length, stand-alone, front-page report in the Washington Post. Yes, this was on the front page:
MARANISS (3/19/00): Gore's Grades Belie Image of Studiousness/His School Transcripts Are a Lot Like Bush's

If Al Gore is commonly thought of as a grind, the sort of fellow who during his school days would take notes in precise Roman numeral outline, strive mightily to ingratiate himself with teachers, and bring sterling report cards home to his demanding parents, his academic transcripts go some way toward subverting that notion.

From his lower school years at St. Albans to his incomplete effort at Vanderbilt law school, Gore was often an underachiever. Though his IQ numbers and aptitude test scores were well above average, his grades were uneven, never approaching the plateau of A's and B's that might be expected of one who possesses such a pedagogical demeanor. His generally middling college grades at Harvard in fact bear a close resemblance to the corresponding Yale marks of his presidential opponent, George W. Bush, whose studiousness and brainpower have been more open to question during this campaign.

Gore arrived at Harvard with an impressive 1355 SAT score, 625 verbal and 730 math, compared with Bush's 1206 total from 566 verbal and 640 math. In his sophomore year at Harvard, Gore's grades were lower than any semester recorded on Bush's transcript from Yale. That was the year Gore's classmates remember him spending a notable amount of time in the Dunster House basement lounge shooting pool, watching television, eating hamburgers and occasionally smoking marijuana. His grades temporarily reflected his mildly experimental mood, and alarmed his parents. He received one D, one C-minus, two C's, two C-pluses and one B-minus, an effort that placed him in the lower fifth of the class for the second year in a row.

For all of Gore's later fascination with science and technology, he often struggled academically in those subjects. The political champion of the natural world received that sophomore D in Natural Sciences 6 (Man's Place in Nature) and then got a C-plus in Natural Sciences 118 his senior year. The self-proclaimed inventor of the Internet avoided all courses in mathematics and logic throughout college, despite his outstanding score on the math portion of the SAT. As was the case with many of his classmates, his high school math grades had dropped from A's to C's as he advanced from trigonometry to calculus in his senior year.

When John C. Davis, a retired teacher and assistant headmaster at St. Albans, was recently shown his illustrious former pupil's college board achievement test scores, he inspected them closely with a magnifier and shook his head, chuckling quietly at the science results.

"Four eighty-eight! Terrible" Davis declared upon inspecting the future vice president's 488 score (out of a possible 800) in physics.
For the record, Candidate Gore was white. So was Candidate Bush, whose college grades had already been frisked.

This front-page Washington Post report came to us straight from the culture of dumb; it ran more than 1600 words. But this has been completely the norm in the last three or four White House cycles, running right through the recent frisking of Candidate Perry’s grades. We’ve even seen a good deal of prurient interest paid to the college theses of two potential first ladies (Clinton, Obama). Christopher Hitchens went on and on about Michelle Obama’s thesis and what it so plainly showed.

Lawrence O’Donnell knows all these things—and he assumes you don’t.

Last night, O’Donnell urged a nation of young liberals to see nothing but race as they scan the globe. O’Donnell may be the biggest hack ever to make his way out of Dorchester; we’ll devote more time to this question next week. But last night, he showed a world of disrespect for the brutal history of race. He treated the topic like his own toy, as he has done in the past.

Final point:

For the second straight night, O’Donnell was assisted by Toure. Among his various merits, Toure is the only MSNBC contributor who knows how to pronounce the word “minstrelsy.” Prediction: For that reason, you’ll be seeing much more of Toure on this pasty-faced minstrel’s show.

CULT OF DUMB: Thirty years later!

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2011

Part 3—Your side can’t explain and has failed: Can we talk?

The mainstream press corps simply [HEART] the sexy-time Herman Cain sex chase.

We know, we know: Sexual harassment is not about sex! Except it is—for the mainstream press! Just consider the way this sexy-time tale has played in the New York Times.

This morning, Cain sits at the top of the Times front page. But then, Cain has sat at the top of page one for three consecutive days now! These sexy-time, three-part headlines have all appeared at the top of the Times front page this week. We’re looking at our hard-copy newspapers as we type them up:
Tuesday, November 1:
CAIN CONFRONTS CLAIM FROM 90s OF HARASSMENT
HE DENIES WRONGDOING
New Media Whirlwind Becomes Exercise in Damage Control

Wednesday, November 2:
CAIN ACCUSER GOT A YEAR’S SALARY IN SEVERANCE PAY
CHARGE OF HARASSMENT
Candidate Played Down Outlay by Restaurent Group He Led

Thursday, November 3:
CAIN SAYS PERRY IS ORCHESTRATING SMEAR CAMPAIGN
ACCUSES AIDE OF LEAKS
Denial by G.O.P. Rival—Third Harassment Case Is Reported
Long lists of reporters’ names adorn these thrilling sexy-time tales. The Times has pulled out all the stops to get you the full information. Compare this to the lazy, desultory attempts which were made to explain the Cain/Perry tax proposals and you see the way the balance of interest swings toward sexy-time tales.

(Sorry: Toward important news stories in which the press corps addresses key issues involving the rights of women!)

The post-journalistic cabal called the press corps adores these sexy-time tales. Last night, on our liberal cable channel, Lawrence O’Donnell spent the vast majority of his hour chasing this sexy-time tale all around. Earlier, Chris Matthews devoted about one-third of his program—the first one-third—to this same sexy-time topic, even though he burned two later segments trying to sell his new book.

“The third woman. Let’s play Hardball,” Matthews said as he started his program. Just so you can enjoy a good laugh, this is what this big nut said as he introduced his first guests:
MATTHEWS (11/2/11): We’ll get to the latest with the allegations against Herman Cain, but we start with this big foreign policy blunder this week.

Howard Fineman is Huffington Post’s editorial director and David Corn is the Washington Post (sic) bureau chief for Mother Jones. Both are MSNBC political analysts.

We’ve got to get to this new development here tonight, Howard. How do we weigh the fact this third woman—and now we’re getting to me a graphic depiction, at least, of what one woman is saying. “He offered—he asked me to go to the company apartment.” I’ll read, it’s on the— NBC News hasn’t independently confirmed these allegations, but let me read what the Associated Press is reporting late this afternoon...
Too funny! Chris “started with this big foreign policy blunder”—until the lure of "a graphic depiction" made him forget what he said! For the record, no one has spent more time tugging his dinghy while limning such sexy-time tales than this big socio has. And no, we haven’t done any deletions in that transcript. To watch that comical Hardball opening, go ahead—just click here.

Fineman and Corn knerw they mustn't laugh at the funny thing Matthews had said. For the record, Matthews harassed (liberal) women all through the Clinton-Gore years (and beyond), although the “liberal world” never complained. Now, he’s appalled by such conduct!

The mainstream press and our own cable channel are in love with these sexy-time tales. They devote big time and big reportorial effort to running down every detail. But when it comes to the biggest policy issues—the topics which define the shape of American life—a very different culture obtains within this small, stupid mafia. Just look what happened when the Washington Post ran that top-of-the-front-page report in this Sunday’s paper (click here).

Lori Montgomery did it again—she pushed the standard disinformation about Social Security’s impending failure. Let’s be fair: Some of her report was even accurate, or at least it was technically accurate—but all of her report was grossly misleading. Needless to say, Montgomery’s piece rated three headlines, just like Cain’s sexy-time tales:
Sunday, October 30:
Social Security adding billions to U.S. budget woes
‘CASH NEGATIVE’ MILESTONE CAME EARLY
Fearing backlash, parties reluctant to pursue fix
Montgomery’s report got a very big spread. The report itself ran almost 2500 words. Inside the paper, it was accompanied by a large, sprawling graphic.

Montgomery’s report was grossly misleading. It worked off various misleading frameworks which have been completely standard over the past thirty years. There was nothing new about what she said. It has all been said many times in the past, confusing tens of millions of voters over the past several decades.

And how sad! When this standard disinformation piece led the front page of the Washington Post, your thoroughly hopelessly “liberal” team didn’t know how to discuss it!

Paul Krugman is, by far, our smartest, most important player. It isn’t Krugman’s “fault”—not at all—that the “liberal” world has never developed a way to discuss this particular topic. A sensible person can’t expect Krugman to solve every policy and/or rhetorical problem. In the past dozen years, Krugman has been our team’s most valuable journalistic player by a good strong country mile.

But here’s the way Krugman critiqued that piece. This critique, by our smartest, most valuable player, just massively/totally fails:
KRUGMAN (10/30/11): Social Security Bait And Switch, A Continuing Series

Dean Baker is angry at the Washington Post for spreading disinformation about Social Security. He’s right, of course—and it’s shocking that a well-known fallacy is the subject of a “news analysis” that purports to inform readers.

You see, the WaPo makes a big deal of the fact that Social Security is currently taking in less in payroll taxes than it’s paying out in benefits. Yet this means nothing, except as a favorite point used to create confusion by those who want to kill the program.

I’ve written about this repeatedly in the past, but here it is again: Social Security is a program that is part of the federal budget, but is by law supported by a dedicated source of revenue. This means that there are two ways to look at the program’s finances: in legal terms, or as part of the broader budget picture.

In legal terms, the program is funded not just by today’s payroll taxes, but by accumulated past surpluses—the trust fund. If there’s a year when payroll receipts fall short of benefits, but there are still trillions of dollars in the trust fund, what happens is, precisely, nothing—the program has the funds it needs to operate, without need for any Congressional action.

Alternatively, you can think about Social Security as just part of the federal budget. But in that case, it’s just part of the federal budget; it doesn’t have either surpluses or deficits, no more than the defense budget.

Both views are valid, depending on what questions you’re trying to answer.

What you can’t do is insist that the trust fund is meaningless, because SS is just part of the budget, then claim that some crisis arises when receipts fall short of payments, because SS is a standalone program. Yet that’s exactly what the WaPo claims.

This is what you call negative journalistic value added.
That explanation isn’t “wrong.” It’s something worse—it’s useless. You could never use that explanation to help average voterS understand what’s wrong with that Post report. It’s muddled, murky, wonky and geeky—unlike the carefully crafted talking-points which have produced the massive confusion upon which Montgomery drew.

As a way of informing regular voters, that explanation is a big gigantic fail.

This isn’t an indictment of Krugman; it isn’t his job to solve every problem faced by the liberal world. It is an indictment of that “liberal world” over the past thirty years. It’s an indictment of Dionne and Robinson and the people populating the “liberal journals.” It’s an indictment of Corn and Walsh and the rest of the clowns who kiss the keister of Matthews. It’s an indictment of the new Josh Marshal, who plays the fool and stuffs bucks in his pants. It’s an indictment of Chait and Ezra and the rest of the children who never get too far out of line in pursuit of good jobs at good wages.

It’s an indictment of the whole charade in which you’ve been told that you’re represented within the press. But more than anything else, it’s a failure. That post is an epic fail.

Thirty years into this nasty campaign, your side has wallowed hard this week, enjoying the fun of those sexy-time tales. The New York Times has spared no resources as it tries to run down the truth. But how amazing! After thirty years of disinformation concerning the Social Security program, Krugman’s hopelessly wonky post was the best your side could do. And it was a massive fail.

No, this isn’t Krugman’s fault. By light-years, he has been our most valuable journalistic player. But that post is a fruit of the culture of dumb—even though our self-impressed tribe is much too dumb to see it.

Tomorrow: The eds can’t imagine—again!

Timesday: The Times is just a big rolling mess!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2011

A paper without a baseline: The New York Times tends to do very poor work when it reports big political/policy topics.

This morning, Robert Pear reports on the budget panel’s deliberations. In the passage posted below, he reports a proposal by the twin tyros, Simpson and Bowles.

Do you understand what they have proposed? Frankly, we do not:
PEAR (11/2/11): Mr. Bowles, speaking for himself and Mr. Simpson, outlined a package that he said could reduce deficits by $2.6 trillion over 10 years. The package includes $800 billion of new revenue, $300 billion in savings from annual appropriations known as discretionary spending, $600 billion from health care programs like Medicare and Medicaid, $300 billion from other entitlement programs and $200 billion from use of a less generous formula to calculate cost-of-living adjustments in Social Security and other benefits.
Do you understand that highlighted sliver? Frankly, we don’t. Here’s why:

According to Pear, Simpson and Bowles have proposed raising $800 billion of new revenue over the next ten years. Frankly, this isn’t a giant amount, given the large amount of revenue the government takes in each year.

That said, we don’t understand what the solons have proposed. Have they proposed $800 billion of new revenue as compared to what would come in under the current Bush tax rates? Or do they assume that the Bush tax rates will expire, with $800 billion of new revenue needed after that?

It makes a huge difference. Which idea have the solons proposed? Very few readers of the Times have even the slightest idea.

The Times pretends to be very smart. This is done to flatter its readers. In truth, it may be our dumbest newspaper.

The Times, like the failing culture it serves, is just a big rolling mess. It’s amazing how rarely we say this.

Timesday: The Times tries reporting some test scores!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2011

Jess being semple: In this morning’s New York Times, Sam Dillon reports some important test scores—the new results from the National Assessment of Educational Progress (the NAEP), the federally-administered “gold standard” of educational testing.

For our money, Dillon does a very poor job in one extremely significant way. That said, we’ll postpone our full review until we can go over the data.

In the meantime, we had to chuckle at one of the ways Dillon helped New York Times readers handle some challenging numbers.

Nothing actually turns on this. But we don’t think we’ve ever seen a pair of test scores reported in this easy-reader fashion:
DILLON (11/2/11): In 1990, 13 percent of fourth graders scored at the proficient level in math; this year, 40 percent were proficient, a gain of 27 percentage points.
There’s nothing “wrong” with that at all. But we had to chuckle as Dillon did the basic math for his New York Times readers.

According to Dillon, if we go from 13 percent to 40 percent, we have gained 27 points! In his next paragraph, he did the subtraction for his readers again, this time with easier numbers:
DILLON (continuing directly): Reading performance, in contrast, has seen much smaller improvements. In 1992, 29 percent of fourth-grade students were proficient in reading; this year, 34 percent scored at the proficient level, a gain of five percentage points.
Once again according to Dillon, if you go from 29 percent to 34 percent, you have gained five points. We’ve never seen a major journalist do the math in this fashion.

Kidding aside, there’s a woeful shortcoming to Dillon’s report. But then again, what else is now?

We’ll return to Dillon's report next week. We think this morning's report is just flat-out bad.

Timesday: Maureen Dowd’s favorite novel!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2011

A duchess is forced to snark back: In this morning’s silly-bill column, Maureen Dowd cites Ann Coulter, channels Nancy Grace. She asks a dumb rhetorical question—and somehow is able to tell us what happened between Herman Cain and those other two people.

Most amusingly, Dowd takes us inside her favorite novel—again! For the third White House campaign in a row, a literary allusion has come to Dowd. She shares at the start of her column:
DOWD (11/2/11): We have the starchy guy—tall, handsome, intelligent and rich, with a baronial estate—who’s hard to warm up to. And we have the spontaneous guy, who’s charming and easy to warm up to—until it turns out that he has an unsavory pattern with young women and a suspect relationship with facts.

It’s the Republican primary. Or “Pride and Prejudice.” Take your pick.
Good God, we thought. Not again! If Dowd was really going there, it would be her third straight election! But sure enough! Cain and Romney have made Dowd think of—who else?—Wickham and Darcy! “The Herminator was just a raffish passing fancy, like Mr. Wickham, a place for Republicans to store their affections while they try to overcome their aversion to Mitt Romney’s Mr. Darcy.”

So Dowd writes in this morning’s column, just as she did in 2008. And in 2004! For Dowd, it’s the White House election—or “Pride And Prejudice”—for the third campaign in a row! Please note—we quote two columns here:
DOWD (8/3/08): The odd thing is that Obama bears a distinct resemblance to the most cherished hero in chick-lit history. The senator is a modern incarnation of the clever, haughty, reserved and fastidious Mr. Darcy.

Like the leading man of Jane Austen and Bridget Jones, Obama can, as Austen wrote, draw "the attention of the room by his fine, tall person, handsome features, noble mien. ...he was looked at with great admiration for about half the evening, till his manners gave a disgust which turned the tide of his popularity; for he was discovered to be proud, to be above his company, and above being pleased."

The master of Pemberley "had yet to learn to be laught at," and this sometimes caused "a deeper shade of hauteur" to "overspread his features."

[...]

If Obama is Mr. Darcy, with "his pride, his abominable pride," then America is Elizabeth Bennet, spirited, playful, democratic, financially strained, and caught up in certain prejudices. (McCain must be cast as Wickham, the rival for Elizabeth's affections, the engaging military scamp who casts false aspersions on Darcy's character.)

DOWD (3/18/04): The election is shaping up as a contest between Pride and Prejudice.

Mr. Kerry is Pride.

He has a tendency toward striped-trouser smugness that led him to stupidly boast that he was more popular with leaders abroad than President Bush—playing into the Republican strategy to depict him as one of those "cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

Even when he puts on that barn jacket over his expensive suit to look less lockjaw—and says things like, "Who among us doesn't like Nascar?"—he can come across like Mr. Collins, Elizabeth Bennet's pretentious cousin in "Pride and Prejudice." Mr. Collins always prattles on about how lucky people would be to be rewarded by his patron, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, with "some portion of her notice" and to receive dollops of her "condescension."

Speaking to Chicago union workers last week, Mr. Kerry happily informed them that on the ride over, his wife, Teresa, had said she could live in Chicago. What affability, as Mr. Collins would say, what condescension.

Mr. Bush is Prejudice.

Like Miss Bennet, who irrationally arranged the facts to fit her initial negative assessment of Mr. Darcy, Mr. Bush irrationally arranges the facts to fit his initial assessment that 9/11 justified blowing off the U.N. and some close allies to invade Iraq.
Candidate Kerry was proud and haughty. But then, so was Candidate Obama.

Did you like this shit the first time around, back in 2004? Today, Dowd has gone for the hat trick! Of course, in a world where Gail Collins is allowed to cite Mitt Romney’s strapped dog in two dozen different columns, you can’t blame Dowd for cutting-and-pasting her handful of lame frameworks too.

Quite visibly, fatuous people like Collins and Dowd are simply going through the motions at this, our dumbest newspaper. But it’s perfectly A-OK! People! These are high ladies!

Two more notes about Dowd’s Darcy triptych:

As you may recall from 2004, Candidate Kerry didn’t really say, “Who among us doesn’t like NASCAR?” If memory serves, Dowd got that from a comedian somehow. In the wake of Campaign 2000, it was a New York Times family tradition: A bunch of folk at the Times mocked Candidate Kerry for saying what he never said.

Please don’t make us look it up. But it’s in our archives.

Concerning Dowd’s new column, she takes us to the heart of dumbness as she aims this jibe at Nate Silver. We’ll translate for you below:
DOWD (11/2/11): [Y]ou have to give Cain credit for breaking creative new ground in unconventional when he responds to a scandal about sexual-harassment complaints when he was chief of the National Restaurant Association in the ’90s by standing up at the National Press Club here and singing a gospel song about “Amazing Grace” to the tune of “Danny Boy.”

Yet despite the taunting tweet from the Times blogger Nate Silver the other day, before the sexual-harassment scandal broke, asking if there was “anyone out there who 1) gets paid to write about politics; 2) is so sure Cain can’t win that they promise to quit their job if he does,” Cain was never going to be the Republican nominee.
Dowd scolds this boy for his taunting tweet. Let us translate for you:

In his tweet, Silver challenged a very key part of the culture of dumb—the casual, worthless prediction. Silly predictions help pundits kill time! Without such low-IQ tools, what would the pundit class do?

Silver had challenged the culture of dumb! In the name of all that’s lazy and stupid, Lady Dowd had to snark back.

Timesday: Old times there are now forgotten!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2011

Trend story/Times-in-the-South: The New York Times has long been mocked for its inane, unfounded “trend stories.” Jack Shafer did a million such pieces in his time at Slate.

This morning, the famous paper may have presented the most absurd such effort in its storied history.

“Southern Charm Is Alive, but Ailing.” So Times readers are told today, in a tease beneath a photo out on the paper’s front page.

The photo shows several couples dancing. Everyone seems to be twelve years old. The girls are all wearing white gloves.

The potential for dumbness is apparent in the front-page photograph’s caption: “Students in Augusta, Ga., learn ballroom dancing, but others lament lapses in civility.”

Eagerly, we turned to page A16, just as the caption directed.

Is this the dumbest “trend story” the Times has ever produced? “A Last Bastion of Civility, the South, Sees Manners Decline,” the on-line headline says.

Manners are slipping in this whole region? We were eager to see how the Times was able to document this latest trend! Of course, since the Times was talking about “those people”—those people, the ones who live in “that region”—the rules of the game were clear. Kim Severson’s analysis of the region’s manners had to start with an odd racial hook:
SEVERSON (11/2/11): One August night, two men walked into a popular restaurant attached to this city’s fanciest shopping mall. They sat at the bar, ordered drinks and pondered the menu. Two women stood behind them.

A bartender asked if they would mind offering their seats to the ladies. Yes, they would mind. Very much.

Angry words came next, then a federal court date and a claim for more than $3 million in damages.

The men, a former professional basketball player and a lawyer, also happen to be black. The women are white. The men’s lawyers argued that the Tavern at Phipps used a policy wrapped in chivalry as a cloak for discriminatory racial practices.

After a week’s worth of testimony in September, a jury decided in favor of the bar.

Certainly, the owners conceded, filling the bar with women offers an economic advantage because it attracts more men. But in the South, they said, giving up a seat to a lady is also part of a culture of civility.
Did the men sue the bar for the three million bucks? Or did the bar sure the men? Whatever! In fairness, this opening hook was a bit odd for the Times-in-the-South, since it wasn’t abundantly clear that “those people” were committing an outrage against the presumptive good people.

Severson had found a slightly odd way to begin her tale of a region’s decline. But as she continued, she let Times readers know that hers was a scholarly effort:
SEVERSON (continuing directly): At least, it used to be. The Tavern at Phipps case, and a growing portfolio of examples of personal and political behavior that belies a traditional code of gentility, have scholars of Southern culture and Southerners themselves wondering if civility in the South is dead, or at least wounded.

“Manners are one of many things that are central to a Southerner’s identity, but they are not primary anymore. Things have eroded,” said Charles Reagan Wilson, a professor of history and Southern culture at the University of Mississippi.
"Things have eroded!" And you knew it just had to be true. You see, a professor of history and Southern culture was telling us this tale!

Times readers must always be told that what they are reading is highly intelligent—a bit of a cut above. In this case, Times readers were told that they would be reading about the musings of “scholars.” But who could possibly believe the claim which made for Severson’s hook? Does the Tavern at Phipps case really have scholars of Southern culture wondering if civility in the South is dead?

Even professors can’t be that witless! Just a guess: If you can believe the improbable claim around which Severson builds her story, the New York Times has a twelve-week subscription it’s willing to sell at half price!

Manners in the South are eroding! As she pretends to document this claim, Severson treats New York Times readers to some of the silliest work ever seen in this silliest newspaper. Before long, she's leaning on the greatest crutch known to the writer of trend stories. Severson is letting us know what “some say” about this vast trend:
SEVERSON: Some say the South’s great cities seem to be losing civility faster than country communities, where stopping to ask for directions can still end in an invitation to supper.

Too many outsiders trying to escape the pressures of life in bigger cities have migrated to Atlanta and Birmingham, said Saahara Glaude, a media specialist whose clients include some members of the Martin Luther King Jr. family.

As a result, reliable affinities once based on race or religion are gone. “It used to be that an African-American could trust an African-American down here,” she said. “Those days are long gone.”
Some say it’s worse in the cities! And blacks can’t trust blacks in the South any more! We know that because one person said!

In the future, on-line dictionaries will link to this piece in their entry for “anecdotal.” Consider the strength of the evidence provided to Times readers here:
SEVERSON: Dana Mason, who teaches second grade in Birmingham, says manners have been at the lowest level she has seen in her 36 years in the classroom. Parents who move South tell her they don’t want their children to learn to say “yes, sir” or “yes, ma’am.” Too demeaning, they say.

But she and others point out that manners are on the slide everywhere. Mrs. Mason blames a faster pace of life and the demise of the home-cooked family meal.
It isn’t just in the second grade! Manners are on the slide everywhere! And yes, we do mean everywhere. Once again, we know that what follows is true because one person said it:
SEVERSON: Civility is also waning at that most civil of events, the Southern wedding. How comfortable a bride made guests feel was once the mark of a successful event. Now, weddings are more selfish affairs, said Barbara S. Clark, the owner of An Elegant Affair in Raleigh, N.C., and a graduate of the Emily Post Institute.

“It’s more about the bride and groom and what are we going to get out of it,” she said.
“Life in Charlotte is not as pleasant as it once was,” we’re later stupidly told. As evidence, we’re told that, although the city's crime rate has dropped, some people got arrested at a NASCAR event. And this happened just six months ago!

This sort of nonsense goes on and on. This has to be one of the dumbest reports ever put in print, even by the Times. On the plus side, self-impressed subscribers get treated to a real easy-reader, served to them under the guise of scholarly inquisition. By now, though, you’re probably asking a question:

What about those scrub-faced kids at that ballroom dancing class? Aren’t they at least learning good manners? And that’s a question we asked ourselves as we plowed through Severson’s nonsense.

Severson’s story gets major play in the Times. It’s the featured report in the newspaper’s “National” section. And those white-gloved kids are smeared all over the paper. They’re shown in that photograph out on page one—and they’re shown in three more photos inside the paper, including a large, color photo at the top of the “National” page.

(You can see all the photos in this slide show. The slide show carries a comical title: "Civility on the Brink.")

Photos of those kids are everywhere. But Severson plows on and on, talking about lawsuits in bars, greedy brides and second-graders who won’t-say-ma’am, without citing the scrub-faced kids who litter the paper. Until we hit paragraph 37, out of 41 total:
SEVERSON: Keepers of Southern civility maintain that manners will always be a defining characteristic of the region.

One of them is Dorothy McLeod, 70, of Augusta, Ga., who has spent decades teaching thousands of children ballroom dance and etiquette through her program, Social Inc.

Mrs. McLeod attributes the slide of civility on the stress of families with two working parents and children who have not been held accountable for their actions.

But she is undaunted.

“I will not give up,” she said, firm in her belief that Southerners still want to raise children who are kind and well-mannered.

“They must,” she said, “or my classes wouldn’t be full.”
McLeod, the last of Augusta's Mohicans, simply refuses to throw in the towel. With that, we get a happy ending to a big bag of post-journo fail.

Presumably, no one was “hurt” by this big bag of dumb—by this most absurd of all trend stories. Sure, the nation’s IQ may have dropped a few points. But somehow, we’ll struggle forward.

But your nation’s top paper is just dead-dog dumb. We couldn’t help observing this fact as we leafed through this morning’s edition. And a modern nation really can’t function if its “elites” are this dumb.

Coming in today’s other posts: Several more big bags of dumb

CULT OF DUMB: Timesday reveries!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2011

Interlude—Wondrously dumb: Whatever else one might say for the New York Times, it’s clearly our dumbest newspaper.

It’s performance today is so wonderfully comic that we think it deserves feature status.

We’ll therefore postpone part 3 of our ongoing series, in which we’ll see how the liberal world responded to the Washington Post’s latest bomb—that gruesome report on Sunday’s front page about the Social Security system.

Today, let’s enjoy an odd interlude. Let’s examine the comical work which is marbled all through Gotham’s Times.

Additional posts to follow.

The Times reports on the Perry tax plan!

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 2011

Do you understand how this works: In this morning’s New York Times, Catherine Rampell reports the effects of the Perry tax proposal.

Rampell cites a study by the Tax Policy Center. Her report includes some key information, although we think a few of these key points deserve a bit more attention.

(On-line, Rampell’s piece includes a chart. That chart is not included in the hard-copy Times.)

First key point: The Perry plan “would most likely reduce federal tax revenue by $570 billion, or about 15 percent.”

This is a very key point. Federal revenues are already projected to fall way short of future spending—that’s the nature of the “debt/deficit crisis.” If this new projection is accurate, Perry’s plan would make this problem substantially worse.

Since the existing situation is routinely described as a “crisis,” we think this basic point deserves more than a throw-away line. We think this basic problem should be explicitly stated.

Second key point: Perry’s plan “would primarily benefit the wealthiest Americans.”

In fact, Perry’s plan would benefit these people a lot. Rampell’s report includes some basic information about the size of the tax reductions which would go to the highest earners. That said, we think the following point deserves a lot more attention than it has been getting:

“In this alternative system, long-term capital gains, qualified dividends and Social Security benefits would not be taxed.”

Do you know what “long-term capital gains” and “qualified dividends” are? How many Times readers could explain just what that statement means? There's alot of gorilla dust marbled through that murky statement.

Rampell’s piece does include some basic information. That said, we’ll lodge two basic complaints:

Concerning that key bumper sticker: For our money, this is a very poor explanation. We would have rewritten this passage:
RAMPELL (11/1/11): The plan, released last week as part of Mr. Perry’s campaign for the Republican presidential nomination, allows taxpayers to calculate their personal income taxes under the existing tax code, which is progressive. But it also allows taxpayers to instead have their income taxed at a flat 20 percent rate.
In our view, journalists should avoid the term “flat” in writing about this plan. “Flat” serves as a bumper sticker here; it’s not a descriptive term. And the contrast between "flat" and "progressive" is just basically wrong.

The existing income tax code is “progressive,” as Rampell says—but so is the Perry proposal. Under Perry’s plan, some families would pay no income tax at all. Some would pay as much as 19.99 percent. If a journalist wanted to be descriptive, she would rewrite that passage:
RAMPELL REWRITTEN: The plan, released last week as part of Mr. Perry’s campaign for the Republican presidential nomination, allows taxpayers to calculate their personal income taxes under the existing tax code. But it also allows taxpayers to instead have their income taxed at a single 20 percent rate, after allowing for fairly large per-person deductions.
Proponents like to use the word “flat” is discussing such plans. Journalists don’t have to serve them.

Concerning who gains under Perry’s plan: Do you understand the following passage? Frankly, we do not:
RAMPELL: Of all households in the bottom quintile of the tax distribution, only 18.9 percent would pay less in taxes under the Perry plan.
We don’t understand that. As we are constantly being told, most people among the bottom half of the nation’s earners pay no federal income tax. Since we’re talking about federal income tax here, do you understand how a large chunk of “the bottom quintile of the tax distribution” would pay less under Perry’s plan? We could guess at an answer, but we don’t really know.

We’re not saying Rampell is wrong. We’re saying that very few people could explain what she has written here. In the past week, we’ve seen a lot of such work in the New York Times as reporters and the editors try to explain the effects of Perry’s plan, especially the effects of his plan on the nation’s lower earners.

Thank God we have our new sexy-time Cain distraction! Over the course of the next few days, we can all talk about that!

Bless their hearts: The Times tries again!

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 2011

Critiquing Perry’s ads/The sequel: Bless their hearts!

In this morning’s New York Times, the lovable losers try it again. Jeremy Peters pens the paper’s second attempt to critique a Rick Perry ad.

(For our review of the paper’s first effort, go ahead—just click here.)

As you may know, Timesmen are easily distracted. After posting the transcript of Perry’s new ad, Peters notes the candidate’s lack of a tie. After that, he checks out Perry’s teeth:
PETERS (11/1/11): ON THE SCREEN In the second of his ads to hit the Iowa airwaves, Mr. Perry loses his tie. The camera captures his face in a close-up against a gleaming white background, a match to his gleaming white teeth, which viewers see an awful lot of because he grins throughout the ad. There are no big graphics or action shots, just Mr. Perry looking into the camera for 30 seconds.
Yes, but what color is Perry’s shirt? Possibly blinded by Perry’s teeth, the Timesman forgets to say.

With these basic points out of the way, Peters turns to the “accuracy” of Candidate Perry’s ad.

In this ad, Perry once again boasts about his skill at creating jobs. And people! Your DAILY HOWLER keeps getting results! At our urging, the Times includes the unemployment rate in Texas! It now stands at 8.5 percent!

But bless his heart! Can you see something Peters forgot to include?
PETERS: ACCURACY Mr. Perry repeats what has become his central message to voters: that he is a capable economic steward with a proven record. The job creation statistic he cites is backed up by official numbers from the state and the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas. There is some question about whether the more accurate measure compares Texas to the net change in jobs nationally or to the number of jobs created only in states with employment increases, but there is no doubt that Texas has been an engine of job growth.

Critics have noted that the unemployment rate in Texas was 7.7 percent in June 2009 yet now stands at 8.5 percent, the highest level since the late 1980s. The other figure in the ad—that the state cut $15 billion from its budget—is accurate. But like nearly all state budgets, there is some fudging. In May, state lawmakers approved a budget that reduced spending by making deep cuts to public education ($4 billion) and economic development ($2.7 billion), but also by reducing their estimates of the cost of Medicaid over the next two years. Some estimates put the possible shortfall at $4.8 billion.
There's a lot of gorilla dust in there. But is something missing?

So close! Peters includes the state’s unemployment rate; it stands at 8.5 percent. But how does that compare to other states? How does that compare to the national rate?

Once again, the Times has forgotten to say. And trust us: Many readers of the Times do not know the national rate.

Some of you will think the Times is shilling for Perry. Trust us—that isn’t it.

Perry has now aired two TV ads boasting his skill at creating jobs. Anyone with an ounce of sense would wonder how his state’s unemployment rate compares to the unemployment rates found in the rest of the nation.

But when Richard Oppel critiqued the first ad, he didn’t cite such data at all. Today, Peters cites the Texas rate. But if you don’t know the comparison data, he pretty much leaves you hanging.

Is the New York Times shilling for Perry? Most assuredly, no—this is just the way they work! In its political work, the Times is a second-rate, C-minus paper.

In fairness:

When it comes to books about puppies, the New York Times is clearly first-rate. Jill Abramson is executive editor of the great paper. Regarding her latest adorable puppy, she has written “a golden retriever of a memoir.”

For more information, click here. Each newspaper has its own strengths.

CULT OF DUMB: Harlequins seize Herman’s ad!

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 2011

Part 2—By any distraction necessary: Did Herman Cain ever misbehave toward female employees?

Like you, we have no idea.

Will Cain by harmed by such accusations? We were struck by the way this question played out on The Two Cables last night.

On blue cable, one pundit seemed quite sure that the accusations had Dumb Stupid Cain on the ropes. On red cable, Cain was interviewed by Greta van Susteren—and we saw a quite different dynamic.

Rachel Maddow has little idea how red-state conservative voters think. Indeed, she has made a cable fetish out of such glorious ignorance. Last night, she announced, with self-assurance, that the accusations had pretty much killed Cain’s chances to win the GOP nod.

To our eye, it was easy to see how Cain’s interview with van Susteren might strengthen support of his side of the aisle—though we, like you, have no way of knowing what will actually happen.

One thing is certain. Within the culture of dumbness which drives our post-journalistic discourse, these accusations provide quite a thrill to the nation's pundits. They also provide the ultimate boon—a sexy-time distraction from all those conventional “issues.” Within the culture of post-journalism, the actors hired to pose as analysts adore such moments. They love them more than all others.

These actors spend their days and their nights searching for ways to avoid such discussions. Just look what happened when they grabbed hold of Cain’s “smoking ad” last week.

In truth, the smoking ad isn’t exactly an ad; it’s more an on-line campaign video. But the pundit world seized upon it like wandering souls who stumbled into a desert oasis. Cool clear water! In Sunday’s New York Times, Frank Bruni fell upon the springs. He took deep lusty gulps:
BRUNI (10/30/11): Being surprised by something nutty from Herman Cain's presidential campaign is like balking at an autopsy in a "CSI" episode: certain things go with the territory. Still, you had to pause and peel your jaw off the ground after watching an Internet ad for Cain that prompted considerable conversation last week.

In it Cain's chief of staff, who comes across mostly as an untidy salt-and-pepper mustache with a rumpled politico attached, delivers the needless reminder that Cain has "run a campaign like nobody's ever seen." To prove the point he glowers meaningfully at the camera while sucking manfully on a cigarette. Alligators as border-patrol agents and nicotine for all: that's the Cain agenda. The candidate appears in close-up at the end of the commercial, flashing a grin that's two parts demented to one part demonic. Were there a thought bubble attached, it would say, "In my wildest dreams I never thought you people would actually buy this pizza."
Being surprised by something like this from a Bruni column is like doing a double-take when Lady Collins cites Mitt Romney’s roof-strapped dog. But then, the various actors stood in line to gape at Herman’s ad last week. One day earlier, the Washington Post’s new silliest girl had played the outrage card too. Click here, then click again:
PETRI (10/29/11): Herman Cain: The joke’s on us

For Halloween this year, I'd like to go as something mildly terrifying. All the 9-9-9 suits were taken, so I'm thinking of going as What Will Happen If Nobody Acknowledges That We Are Joking About Herman Cain.

I know a joke candidate when I see one. And Cain is the Sanjaya of the GOP circuit.

I'm not saying this because he has a mustache. I'm not saying this because he appears, from nearly all accounts by anyone who has been to a key state, to have no campaign apparatus at all. I am not even saying this because he appears to be using his campaign funds to buy himself a thoroughly modern book tour.

I say this because of his popularity. I say this because of his ads.

[…]

Another hallmark of the joke candidacy is terrible ads, ads that no one in his, her or its right mind would think were remotely effective. Have you seen Cain's ads?

In his most recent ad, his mustachioed campaign manager explains that he supports Herman Cain. Then he blows smoke into the camera. Then Herman Cain smiles slowly and creepily and the ad is over. This is the sort of thing you expect to see late at night on Cartoon Network. Rick Perry's not ready for prime time? Herman Cain's not ready for afternoon cable.
Petri is 1.3 years out of Harvard. But she has mastered the bubble-headed, post-journo technique of seizing on every earthly distraction. But then, the next day, in the same Washington Post, Kathleen Parker started with Herman’s ad too.

Parker had a different hook. She thought Herman’s “ad” was effective. “Wildly successful,” she said:
PARKER (10/30/11): More than blowing smoke

Herman Cain's craggy-faced chief of staff, Mark Block, took a drag off a cigarette, blew smoke at the camera and sent the political class into coughing fits.

Theories about what Block intended have run the gamut from James Carville's "He was drunk," to amateurish campaigning, to post-modern genius. Me? I'm leaning toward accidental brilliance.

For those who missed it, and who therefore probably are not reading this, the ad is a 56-second clip of Block talking about his commitment to his candidate, not unusual in a chief of staff. He ends by taking the famous drag.

Did he just blow smoke in your face? Kind of, but he's not just blowing smoke. He's saying: "Don't like me smoking? Tough."

Odder than Block's Marlboro-mannish toke was a final frame showing a tight shot of Cain looking at the camera with a "Here's looking at you" expression that morphs into a beaming smile held somewhat longer than most people can manage without a twitch of self-consciousness. One nanosecond longer, and you expect the smile to transform into something else. Hysterical laughter? Maniacal cackling?

The message in Cain's strangely funny and wildly successful, viral campaign ad may not have had a target in mind other than to steal the news cycle from Rick Perry's flat-tax plan, which it did. But it hit a bull's-eye right in the heart of a large demographic—older, bluer-collared voters who happen to be smokers, many of whom also resent the nanny state. What's 50 million smokers times a $20 donation?
Did this “campaign ad” really “hit a bull's-eye right in the heart of a large demographic?” Is the campaign ad “wildly successful?” Obviously, Parker has no way of knowing such things. But these silly people are hired to pimp as much silly shit as they can—and the silly shit in Herman’s ad was widely advanced last week.

Other columnists wasted their time with pointless shit about Herman’s ad too. But you had to go to cable to find the real clowns involved in the most advanced clowning.

Along with Josh Marshall, we would say that Jonathan Capehart is the most changed person in Pundit World over the past ten years. At present, he serves as Lawrence O’Donnell’s top clown, a role he would once have eschewed. Last Tuesday night, he gaped at that “ad”—and at another of Cain’s on-line ads which O’Donnell had just played:
O’DONNELL (10/25/11): Joining me now, Jonathan Capehart, MSNBC analyst and opinion writer for the Washington Post. Thanks for joining me tonight, Jon.

CAPEHART: Oh my God, Lawrence! How are you?

O’DONNELL: Jonathan, when it gets wicked weird, I call you in from the bullpen because I’m speechless. Please. Three minutes, go! What did we just see?

CAPEHART: OK. So Lawrence, last night when I was here to talk about—I think we were talking about Rick Perry—I had already seen the smoking ad with Mark Block, the first commercial that you showed. And I couldn’t believe that it was real and was communicating with other people trying to figure out if it was real.

Now this afternoon, I see this new ad that you showed. I didn’t think that was real. Couldn’t possibly be real. It’s so bad that no one who we would even imagine running for president would even associate themselves with something so horrendous.

And yet we find out that not only is Herman Cain attached to this monstrosity of a campaign ad, but it has been out since August and we are just seeing it now. Say what you will about Sarah Palin and whether she was running or not running, but if you go to her site and you see any of the ads that she did, that’s probably the only presidential thing she’s actually ever done are those ads, highly produced, very credible.
Palin’s ad were “highly produced.” Inside Capehart’s tiny brain, this made them “presidential.”

Capehart continued to shriek and wail, obediently entertaining the nation for his three minutes upon the stage. But note the sheer stupidity here, the devotion to uber-distraction. As Capehart somehow managed to note, the second “ad” O’Donnell played has been on-line since August! But no one had paid it a lick of attention; in all that time, it had had no apparent effect on any known person in the whole nation. Now, O’Donnell’s crack staff had searched it out, giving Capehart a second excuse to go on the air and say, “Oh my God!” But so it goes as the actors of the post-journalistic “press corps” pretend to bring you the news.

They're very well paid for this work.

The dumbness of our journalistic culture has long been its defining trait. The shrieking dumbness of the Capeharts, the Brunis, the Petris, the Parkers has long since swallowed the journalistic world which went before it, imperfect as that world was. These horrible, low-IQ souls had made a joke of your journalistic culture by the time of Campaign 2000. In the years which came before that, it was of course Gennifer Flowers.

Lovingly, O’Donnell played some of the Flowers tapes last night, lovingly stroking a key appendage as he so lovingly did.

The cult of dumb is all around you. People are getting rich on its wares—and the liberal world keeps refusing to name it. In the grip of this cult of dumb, what happens when your “intellectual leaders” attempt to deal with a serious issue?

On Sunday, the Washington Post ran a front-page scam about the Social Security program. Tomorrow, we’ll show you how badly things went when the smartest players in your failing tribe tried to address it.

A final obvious question: What did Maureen Dowd say about that troubling Herman Cain ad?

On Sunday, the New York Times published an accurate statement. “Maureen Dowd is off,” the newspaper finally said.