FRIDAY, APRIL 4, 2025
...could be seen on a "cable news" program: This very week, the tariffs arrived. So did the cable news ratings.
With respect to the cable news ratings, we'll let Deadline deliver the mail. We'll perform a bit of editing:
Fox News Tops Q1 And March Ratings As MSNBC And CNN Point To Post-Inauguration Gains
Fox News was up in total viewers and the key demo in the first quarter of 2025 and during the month of March, while its cable news rivals all showed declines from the same period a year ago.
In the first quarter, Fox News averaged 3.01 million total viewers in primetime, up 46% from a year earlier. MSNBC averaged 1.02 million, and CNN posted 558,000.
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In March, Fox News averaged 3.13 million viewers in primetime, while MSNBC posted 1.18 million, and CNN averaged 591,000.
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Fox News’ The Five was the top show in the first quarter, averaging 4.55 million, and in March, when it averaged 4.3 million.
The Five is one of the dumbest (and most propagandistic) shows in the history of TV "news." Possibly for that very reason, it continues to rock the world.
How do other "cable news" programs rank? In this report, Adweek lists the top fifteen shows for the entire first quarter. All but one of the top fifteen airs on the Fox News Channel:
Among Total Viewers (first quarter)
1) The Five—Fox News (4,300,000)
2) Jesse Watters Primetime—Fox News (4,021,000)
3) Special Report with Bret Baier—Fox News (3,452,000)
4) Gutfeld!—Fox News (3,344,000)
5) Hannity—Fox News (3,338,000)
6) The Ingraham Angle—Fox News (3,334,000)
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13) The Rachel Maddow Show—MSNBC (2,077,000)
14) Fox News @Night—Fox News (1,784,000)
15) Fox and Friends—Fox News (1,499,000)
The numbers come from Nielsen. They report, we get to decide.
So it goes on "cable news" at the present time. For an example of the squalor to which we've referred, this was part of the "news" as offered at 10:01 Eastern, right away, on last night's Gutfeld! show:
GUTFELD (4/3/25): According to a new book, Obama didn't want Kamala to run for president and actually worked to undermine her.
Perhaps he wanted to remain the nation's first black female president.
AUDIENCE: [Mixed reaction]
GUTFELD: I think that was a typo.
President Obama is really a woman; his wife is really a man. These are now persistent themes on this gigantically disordered primetime "cable news" program.
It actually does get worse! That's especially true of the open misogyny and the incel-adjacent raw anger. This is the squalor delivered each night from the soul of a disordered person—a person who's sixty years old!
That said, a nation staggers into the future with the various persons it has. That includes the vast array of persons in Blue America who have agreed that this moral and intellectual squalor—this primetime descent into incel culture—must never be reported and must never be discussed.
By 10:03 last night, the angry host had started his "issue monologue," but the open misogyny never stops. After playing tape of something President Trump said in releasing those tariffs, he instantly peddled this:
GUTFELD: "Back and forth, back and forth."
Kind of like how you return a beached whale to the ocean.
[PHOTO of CNN'S Ana Navarro]
On Gutfeld!, anti-Trump women are relentlessly compared to horses, pigs, cows and whales, or more simply to "livestock."
This sort of thing never stops on this stunningly braindead program. The New York Times and the Washington Post aren't willing to tell you this.
The cable news ratings arrived this week, but so did the tariffs. They blew the talk of the "deportations" and the "arrests" away.
That said, in a letter to the Washington Post, one reader has now described one of the recent arrests. But he uses a different word:
Letters to the Editor
These jaw-dropping ICE arrests could be from a movie
Regarding the March 28 news article “Calls for Tufts student to be released as Rubio confirms revocation of visa”:
We could have been watching an ugly, inciting incident in a Christopher Nolan movie. A lone young woman walks down an urban street. Suddenly, she’s set upon by six people, four dressed in black, all but one wearing masks to conceal their faces. One rips the cellphone from her hands as two spin her around, remove her backpack and place her in handcuffs. Unfortunately, this is not fiction; it’s a scene from the latest attack on civil liberties under the Trump administration.
The abduction of Tufts University graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk by plainclothes Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers raises serious concerns about the protection of our civil liberties...
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J— F—, Meadville, Pennsylvania
This reader called this arrest an "abduction." Whatever you want to call it, he describes the events of that day in a reasonably accurate fashion.
We're amazed, day after day, by the behaviors of the persons we see on the Fox News Channel. Ten years ago, we wouldn't have known that you could get that many people to perform so many scripted recitations.
We're persistently amazed by the squalor of the Gutfeld! show, but also by the Fox News Channe's unending displays of dumbness.
That said, many persons in Blue America also have a lot of explaining to do. We think, for example, of the two new books which allege, rightly or wrongly, that major figures within the Democratic Party agreed to hide their knowledge and their concerns about the declining cognitive state of President Biden until he staged his massive meltdown during that fateful debate last June.
(On Fox News Channel programs, the children call it "the Democrat Party." That's how stupid and childish this is.)
Barack Obama is a woman. Ana Navarro is "a beached whale."
Rep. Tlaib has a troubling mustache. This is the morally squalid, braindead world inhabited by a figure like Gutfeld, whose backing band includes such figures as Tyrus, the former professional "wrestler," along with Kenndy, the former MTV VJ, who we don't yet know how to describe.
Where in the world do these persons come from? They're plucked from the normal distribution within our struggling species.
Back to that abduction or arrest. In Tuesday's report, we recorded the inanity displayed on The Five with respect to one of the "deportations."
"It's just a gay barber," the eternally fatuous Jesse Watters said, thereby dismissing a possible innocent victim. "He's not into you," the disordered Gutfeld then said.
With respect to that abduction at Tufts, we'll now report our own reaction. As we watched the videotape of that graduate student being taken away by masked men on the street, we thought of one of the most famous arrests of the frequently brutal past century.
We refer to the famous arrest which lies at the heart of this remarkable, remarkably beautiful book:
HarperCollins Publishers
Anne Frank: The Book, the Life, the Afterlife
By Francine Prose
“Prose’s book is a stunning achievement. . . . Now Anne Frank stands before us. . . a figure who will live not only in history but also in the literature she aspired to create.” Minneapolis Star Tribune
In our view, the summary by the publisher fails to capture the scope of Prose's remarkable book. It's hard to fight past the "adorable child" framework to arrive at the deeper places Prose explores.
For ourselves, we're most struck by the place where Prose uses the term "fairy tale" to describe one part of what is now a well-documented event:
We refer to the place where the man who arrested Anne Frank and her family and friends dumped the contents of what would become her world-famous book onto the floor of the annex in which she'd been hiding. He did that so he could use the briefcase in which her voluminous writings were kept so he could carry away a small amount of cash and a handful of costume jewelry—the items he'd chosen to steal.
In a fairy tale straight from the gods, he discarded one of the most important books of the 20th century in favor of a handful of baubles. It's a type of story from deep in prehistory—a story about the inability to see what's truly of value, even when it's right there before us.
The name of that person has long been known. The leading authority says it:
Anne Frank
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On the morning of 4 August 1944, the [hidden annex] was stormed by a group of German uniformed police led by SS-Oberscharführer Karl Silberbauer of the Sicherheitsdienst. The Franks, Van Pelses, and Pfeffer were taken to RSHA headquarters, where they were interrogated and held overnight.
On 5 August, they were transferred to the Huis van Bewaring (House of Detention), an overcrowded prison on the Weteringschans. Two days later they were transported to the Westerbork transit camp, through which more than 100,000 Jews, mostly Dutch and German, had passed. Having been arrested in hiding, they were considered criminals and sent to the Punishment Barracks for hard labor.
Years later, Silberhauer was extensively interviewed about the arrests in question. According to the leading authority, "his memories of the arrest were notably vivid."
He strikes us as someone who lacked a certain moral sense. We thought we might have seen him lurking about on a recent Fox News Channel telecast.
The TV show to which we refer is One Nation with Brian Kilmeade. The program aired last Sunday night at 10 p.m. Eastern.
A person we won't name played the videotape of the Tufts arrest. To our ear, he then almost seemed to display a certain pleasure in watching the young woman in question being taken away by six men.
You can watch that fleeting moment yourself. We wonder if a bit of sound has actually been inserted at the beginning of the brief bit of tape to make that young woman's fear more enjoyable.
The person we won't name played the tape of that arrest. On the tape, you could hear a cry of fear—and then, the fellow said this:
UNNAMED CABLE NEWS STAR (3/31/25): How great is that? A pro-Hamas Tufts University student—PhD student—who's in this country on a visa, detained for co-authoring an op-ed, and other things, in a Tufts student newspaper.
"How great is that?" the fellow said. We'll admit that we thought of Silberhauer when we saw him say that.
For the record, we know of no reason to think that the young woman who was "detained" at Tufts is, in fact, "pro-Hamas."
To appearances, she was, in fact, taken away because of a rather innocuous op-ed in the college newspaper. But we know of no "other things" which lie behind this masked abduction. It seems to us that the TV performer may have been making that up.
We'll admit we thought of Silberhauer when we saw him say what he said. Again, we wonder if that squeal you hear at the start of the tape was spliced in by the Fox News Channel to make this arrest more delicious.
Now for a point of personal privilege:
We're fairly sure that we first learned about Anne Frank when this edition of Life magazine appeared.
It was August 1958. We were ten years old at the time. At the age of 39, Ted Williams had hit .388 the previous year.
We've always remembered reading some such article at that point in time, all by ourselves, alone in our room. In the past, we'd tried to google the article, but we never had any success.
This week, we tried again, and the posting to which we've linked appeared. We assume that that's the magazine from which we first learned about these events—about the young person who, as Prose describes, is still revered in various countries around the world.
We thought we heard the voice of Silberhauer during that brief moment on the Fox News Channel. That said, a nation moves into the future with the persons it has, and our nation is full of imperfect persons, Red and Blue persons alike.
Our world is also full of detainees—those who have been abducted. We'll close by suggesting this:
Every innocent victim of some such arrest is, in the end, this person. We hope you'll click that link and look. Enlarge those photos so you can see the face of every victim.
In our view, the Fox News Channel is peopled by some deeply puzzling persons. As long as we Blues keep refusing to speak, we'd have to say this has the look, but also the feel, of the national downfall we've chosen.
ReplyDelete"President Obama is really a woman; his wife is really a man."
I actually find it funny, that joke with "I think that was a typo." Well, no arguing about tastes, obviously.
You are just the kind of unserious person who votes for garbage people. Congratulations.
DeleteWhy is Somerby writing about this same old stuff given what happened yesterday and the current state of our country?
ReplyDeleteWednesy, after announcing his worldwide tariffs, Trump skipped the ceremony receiving the bodies of the soldiers who died in Lithuania (his duty as president) and instead went to the LIV golf tournament being held at Doral, his own golf club. He left Thursday morning to spend the entire weekend golfing.
Somerby's focus on old news, how bad Gutfeld is, the nobility of Anne Frank, ignoring the crisis in our country, is like Trump going golfing. Trump is senile. What is Somerby's excuse?
Somerby is senile.
DeleteSo are some of his readers.
DeleteThe trolls/fanboys are not senile, they are wounded lost souls.
DeleteEven so, they are surely deeply moved by the pity we show them.
I am wounded, lost, and senile.
Deletegood to know
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ReplyDelete"The New York Times and the Washington Post aren't willing to tell you this."
Perhaps that's because they are staffed by horses, pigs, cows and whales, or more simply by "livestock."
At least those creatures are vertebrates.
DeleteIt is a bit more accurate to say that corporate media like the NY Times and the Post are staffed by stenographers that carry water for neoliberalism.
DeleteData indicates that the majority of those that closely or even moderately follow news media, voted for Harris.
Corporate media is garbage, and it enjoys an outsized influence among politicians and pundits, but it has little significant influence over the electorate, and is not significantly determinative in elections.
Sadly, corporate media can't fix stupid.
DeleteIndeed, corporate media endorses the neoliberalism of all Republicans and the few remaining establishment/corporatist Dems.
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ReplyDelete"Rep. Tlaib has a troubling mustache."
Not that I care, but since it concerns you, Bob: does she? Or does she not?
Here is what the stupid does ya. From Jonathan Last:
Delete"We cannot overstate what has just happened. It took just 71 days for Donald Trump to wreck the American economy, mortally wound NATO, and destroy the American-led world order.
He did this with the enthusiastic support of the entire Republican party and conservative movement.
He did it with the support of a plurality of American voters.
He did not hide his intentions. He campaigned on them. He made them the central thrust of his election. He told Americans that he would betray our allies and give up our leadership position in the world.
There are only three possible explanations as to why Americans voted for this man:
they wanted what he promised;
they didn’t believe what he promised; or
they didn’t understand what he promised.
Pick whichever rationale you want, because it doesn’t matter. Whatever the reason was, it exposed half of the electorate—the 77 million people who voted for Trump—as either fundamentally unserious, decadent, or weak.
And no empire can survive the degeneration of its people."
Hell yeah we wrecked it! Deal with libtards, hardy har, har. To bad the joke is on you as well us good guys who can see the poison in these people.
This kind of Fox News rhetoric where cruelty is the point is nothing new in cable media, going back at least to the early 90s, and going back decades in print media.
DeleteFurthermore, Somerby's gaslighting aside, the depravity of Fox News is extremely well covered in media.
Somerby is full of shit.
Somerby's buyer's remorse over Trump is...LIKE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING!
ReplyDeleteIgnorance aint gonna manufacture itself.
DeleteProfound. I've never seen this thought so cleverly stated before. Please keep posting.
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ReplyDelete"We think, for example, of the two new books which allege, rightly or wrongly, that major figures within the Democratic Party agreed to hide their knowledge and their concerns about the declining cognitive state", blah, blah.
You know Bob, the "weekend at Bernie's" thing your bosses did was the mildest, the least important thing of all.
Obama's kill lists, on the other hand. Or ruining the most prosperous country in Africa? Hell, starting WWIII a couple of years ago?! Getting an inch away from a nuclear war? What do you think about those?
I missed WW IIII. Who won?
DeleteI lost. I was on the kill list.
DeleteDemocrats managed Biden's decline to the benefit of the world. Republicans use the Felon's decline to burn the world down.
DeleteHis decline was what got him elected. As they say, it was a feature, not a bug.
Delete"We've always remembered reading some such article at that point in time, all by ourselves, alone in our room. "
ReplyDeleteObviously, this photo has great meaning for Somerby. It is easy to imagine what he did alone in his room, with that photo in hand. It is much harder to imagine that he had any understanding of what happened to Anne Frank, what it was like for her in that camp, how she died of Typhus, a disease long gone in the USA in 1958 but due to make a comeback under RFK Jr.. Why did Anne Frank make such a big impression on Somerby? He doesn't explain. We are supposed to think that she impressed that 10 year old boy for the same reason and we adults who understand the horrors of the Holocaust hold. But obviously that is not true. Somerby shows none of the respect for Frank's ordeal when he uses her over and over again, to make points that are far different than those most normal people hold about the Holocaust.
For example, we do not hold the man who captured her to blame for what he did. We blame the Reich and Hitler and in a larger sense, the compliance of everyday Germans, but we understand that the soldier in question was coerced, just as we are all being coerced now by Trump and his miscreant appointees. There are bad people like Musk and Trump and Hitler and they are not to be confused with their victims, Karl and the Franks and the family who harbored them (also taken to a camp, although Somerby does not care about them -- no picture to moon over?).
Somerby is very late to the party complaining about these abductions of innocent legal immigrants. His sense of outrage is entirely missing. He skipped right over anger and landed on nostalgia for Anne Frank as his emotional response. He is more focused on blaming Gutfeld and Fox than on blaming Trump and his many willing executioners. There is something wrong with Somerby. His attitude rings false and his targeting of Gutfeld is ludicrous in the face of what Trump did on Wednesday. Why does Somerby not know how to point the finger. He mentions soldier Karl but not Hitler. Just as today, the real perp is Trump. And no, he is not insane -- he is evil. Well worth opposing in a more meaningful way than building a shrine to Anne Frank.
You are projecting their own anger at current injustices onto Somerby.
DeleteDon’t waste any more time on this blog.
DeleteRepublicans are enraged that Jimmy Kimmel said "Please, don't vandalize, don’t ever vandalize Tesla vehicles."
DeleteMusk had a hissy fit over it.
Hilariously, Republicans OTOH want everything they say to be taken literally, at face value.
Typical of Republicans, lacking integrity is a feature, not a bug.
“It is easy to imagine what he did alone in his room, with that photo in hand.”
DeleteYou are beneath my contempt.
That'll teach him, DG.
DeleteBetter Somerby do what he will with Frank's pic than harass young women that have no interest in his creepy attempts at flirting.
DeleteThere is something sad about Somerby sitting alone in his room describing himself in the first person plural (we, our).
DeleteIt's a common authorial conceit. Save your tears.
Delete"It is easy to imagine what he did alone in his room, with that photo in hand."
DeleteOnly easy for a person of a certain mindset. It's about the last image that would have popped into my mind as I read Somerby's reminiscence.
Why is Somerby fixated on her photo, by his own admission?
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ReplyDelete"We thought we might have seen him lurking about on a recent Fox News Channel telecast."
Yes, Bob, your political opponents' comedians are all Nazis. And your cult's comedians are all good decent persons. We know this, about you, already.
They're not ALL Nazis. Some are just garden variety assholes.
DeleteWhere is Cecilia? I love her!
ReplyDeleteIt takes time for him to get into character, to pretend he is a woman, especially with him being a trans hater.
Delete11:48 - very funny, Cecelia.
DeleteLet me get my strap-on and I’ll be right out.
DeleteLeaning into it just makes you look more pathetic.
DeleteAnonymouse 1:18pm, I do it all for you and I mean that literally.
DeleteI love just as much without the strap-on.
DeleteThe patriotic thing to do now is sell stocks. Sell them all. The markets are now the most salient referendum on Trumpism.
ReplyDeleteSell. Sell. Sell.
No thanks. I’d be selling at a loss.
DeleteShort sell.
DeleteEspecially TSLA.
LOL!!!!
Somerby reports the part about Anne Frank being taken to a transit camp, but he leaves out that she was then transferred to Auschwitz and then to Bergen-Belsen, a concentration camp. Why does Somerby try to make Frank's incarceration sound like immigrants being shipped to Louisiana and then to Ecuador, when there is not a direct parallel between exterminating Jews and ridding the USA of immigrants (legal and otherwise)? Trump hasn't gotten around to killing prisoners yet, although some have died in ICE custody. Softening what happened to Anne Frank (solely because she was a Jew, not an immigrant) by pretending she went to a transit holding station, robs those who are less familiar with her story of the info that she was a victim of The Final Solution, eliminated because she was a Jew. This is why Jewish people say they will never forget -- because assholes like Somerby want to use Frank's life as a "metaphor" for what Trump is doing, but they cannot face the reality of what was done to Frank.
ReplyDeleteIs Somerby next going to suggest that there are people in the US who are hiding immigrants, and that they deserve to be shipped to Ecuador too? That would be a more direct parallel. Where is any of Somerby's consideration that the lives of these grad students being kidnapped off the street are horrific in their own right and do not need to be glamorized through association with Anne Frank, a young girl who epitomized the innocence of Hitler's victims. MeanwhileTrump is trying to paint all immigrants as Hannibal Lector, criminals and murderers and rapists (even the women) so that he can do whatever he wants to them, and thereby terrorize all of us. Somerby needs to emphasize the terror, not the winsome "beauty" of Frank. She was just another child and there were many who were killed who were not sexy or cute.
Why can't Somerby deal with reality? Is there something wrong with him?
Observing Somerby's right wing vanity blog wither away, is not unamusing.
DeleteYes it is.
DeleteHow are those shipped to El Salvador being treated? When will they be released? How many will die in prison?
DeleteNo, it's not the Final Solution. But I think Bob's point is we don't really know what's happening to these people.
Like he cares?
DeleteYour heart is in the right place, but you are seemingly stereotyping others as uncaring and missing the ideas that are in front of you.
DeleteI doubt it was your intention to divert calls for justice into a game of dog eat dog oppression olympics, to leave unsaid how Jews were accused of
being migrating outsiders, to imply a witness to people brutally silenced is crying tyranny too soon. I suppose it was someone's intention to gatekeep who can recall cruelty and inhumanity towards nationally branded victims across history, but you have a choice to reject that, rather than continue the mental gymnastics.
Have you considered that TDH might have simply assumed others know what happened to Frank? Do you see the appeal to not simply call Frank a token? The appeal to hear the visceral fear in a woman's voice is not glamorous, it is an attempt to get people who are silencing to listen.
I doubt you wanted to communicate that witnessing of suffering is not serious in every case until the victims rank their silencing on a scale of one to ten on the bad guy scale. But without seeing yourself as prone to seeing only one motivation, you will only enable others to wade no deeper than panicked scolding in their own presumptions of others' intentions.
ReplyDelete"Every innocent victim of some such arrest is, in the end, this person. "
Whoa, so deep. You're so wise and virtuous, good decent person.
And who is every innocent victim killed by a "Hellfire" missile from Obama's drones?
As is every innocent person murdered or raped by an MS 13 gang member.
Deletecling to that racism, Dickhead, it's your best look
DeleteGet your gun David. The bastids are coming for you. They are massing in your yard. (Pretending to mow the lawn.) Protect yourself. Shoot the bastids, ask questions later. It's the way we deal justice in the felons Murica.
DeleteWeird take considering most of the murdering and raping is done by White men.
DeleteTrump himself is a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist, and he has filled his admin with sexual predators.
MS 13 is an American gang, btw.
Immigrants prop up our country with their hard work and tax payments for which they get no benefit, and they have a much lower crime rate than native citizens.
Trump removed Obama's guardrails on drone activity, increasing the killing tenfold; Trump just a few days ago bombed and killed five children in Yemen, which had no impact on diminishing the Houthis attacks.
Crocodile tears just makes you lose even more credibility.
So like you know man, it was the felon who ramped up the drone strikes but how can a person remember ancient history of eight years ago?
Delete11:53 And do you have any idea how many that might be, within an order of magnitude? Or are you just trolling as usual.
DeleteI yearn for the halcyon days in which DiC sat at his toney California bistro complaining online about the cost of his 40 dollar lunch and blaming it on Biden, during the post Covid months of global inflation. You know, the good old days.
DeleteRussell Brand charged with rape.
ReplyDeleteYet another right wing sexual predator.
Who knew?
I wonder what would happen if the country decided to make a megalomaniacal clown who thinks he's a mob boss president and give him more power than any previous president and virtual immunity for any crime past or future?
ReplyDeleteA bloodbath...in the stock market, for one.
Deleteyou mean this hasn't just been a nasty nightmare?
DeleteA cut-and-post screed Somerby's foisted several times:
ReplyDelete"That said, many persons in Blue America also have a lot of explaining to do. We think, for example, of the two new books which allege, rightly or wrongly, that major figures within the Democratic Party agreed to hide their knowledge and their concerns about the declining cognitive state of President Biden until he staged his massive meltdown during that fateful debate last June."
If the 2 books and the other sources that alleged that particular GOP talking point got it wrong, then there's nothing for the "many (unidentified) persons" to explain.
Somerby's as bad as the "media elites" he complains about.
Somerby gets off on his coyness, unaware how it makes him look like a clown.
DeleteHe is a clown.
DeleteHe's spot on about Biden and his decline, which only the dead-enders refuse to acknowledge.
DeleteThere is nothing at stake now that Biden has retired. Why would anyone lie?
Deletehttps://www.axios.com/2025/04/04/newsom-california-tariffs-trump-trade-war?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us
ReplyDeleteCA is the 2nd largest economy in the world, by per capita.
It is blue states/areas that provide most of the labor and produce most of the gdp that red states/areas parasitically live off of as they laze around in their McMansions and trailer parks, high off Fox news and meth.
I bet your friends invite you to all the cookouts.
DeleteWe’ll cook you.
DeleteThis is how messed up the Felon has made repubes. You all have to flip flop ten times a week to make sense of this profoundly stupid and immoral felon and sexual assualter. His only successful business was reading a teleprompter on a really dumb reality show.
ReplyDelete"Trump himself negotiated the USMCA trade agreement just 7 years ago between the three countries calling it “the largest, fairest, most balanced, and modern trade agreement ever achieved, there’s never been anything like it.”"
He recently mocked the president who signed the USMCA, which was himself.
DeleteCan we have our president submit to a psych evaluation yet?
ReplyDeleteHe did in an unscheduled Saturday visit to Walter Reed roughly 6 years ago, the one he said was hard but that he passed with flying colors. The same one whose results were never disclosed. The Montreal dementia test.
ReplyDeleteI failed a dementia test. That night, I started commenting anonymously here at the Daily Howler.
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