Also, Gail Collins knows script: We've been called away from our desks on a mission of national import. No posts are expected today.
In our absence, please accept this required script-read from the high columnist Collins:
COLLINS (4/16/15): Hillary Clinton is off and running and thinking about you all the time, everyday American. Right now she’s probably in her van, someplace on the Interstate highway system, wondering how you’re doing.In accordance with hard pundit law, they’ve all been required to say it.
But what does it all mean for you? How are you going to come up with an opinion about a campaign where the first-day highlight was taken off the security camera at an Ohio Chipotle? Plus, when it comes to issues, she’s been a little ... vague.
Along those lines, have you heard that absolutely nothing has worked in the nation’s public schools? That assertion is mandated too.