Donald J. Trump and his vast self-restraint!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 10, 2017

His letter's original text:
Yesterday, Donald J. Trump wrote a somewhat peculiar letter. His second paragraph has produced anger, puzzlement, vast admiration, great controversy and mirth:
“While I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation, I nevertheless concur with the judgment of the Department of Justice that you are not able to effectively lead the bureau."
Should Donald J. Trump have included that smack about (allegedly) not being under investigation? As usual, his critics are hitting him very hard.

Very hard, and very unfairly!

In fairness to the commander in chief, that passage could have been worse. Sources now say the original text read like this:
“While I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that Trump hotels are the best in the world, I nevertheless concur with the judgment of the Department of Justice that you are not able to effectively lead the bureau."
According to sources, the text about the Trump hotels soon made way for language in which Comey was thanked for having made some other remark, again on three separate occasions.

Continuing to grow into his role, the commander in chief then settled down and composed his official text. Many people have said it's one of the best such letters ever to have been hand-delivered when its target was way out of town.

UPDATE/Fuller disclosure: The second version of that paragraph is now said to have gone like this:
“While I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that my daughter Ivanka was badly mistreated by the failing Nordstrom nomenklatura, I nevertheless concur with the judgment of the Department of Justice that you are not able to effectively do whatever it is you've been doing."
The commander then composed himself, producing his final version.

Did this yield one of the best such letters ever written by any president? According to sources, Foreign Minister Sergey "Mad Dog" Lavrov has said there's a very good chance!

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    1. Bob failed to slam Maddow or mention the war crimes against Gore in this attempt to demonstrate he once tried to support hiumself as a comic.

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    2. I'm trying not to be scared and Somerby thinks this situation is funny.

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    3. Well, you have to admit, that second paragraph is such a transparent pile of horseshit, we as Americans can only laugh or cry that such a fucking monster is sitting in the oval office.

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  2. The letter also was not hand-delivered to Comey’s office until after Comey (3,000 miles away in Los Angeles) had already seen his firing announced on TV screens in the briefing room, dismissed it as a prank, and been told by staffers — after they made some hurried phone calls — that those were legitimate news reports, then finally called his own office and learned that... no, at that point there still had not been any such letter or other notice delivered. Very literally, the news had been leaked and spread worldwide before that letter got to Comey’s office.

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  4. Did TDH get hacked? This post was weird.

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  5. What is your point?

    Do you realize that it's inappropriate for the DOJ to talk to the WH about their investigations?

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  6. Trump fired Comey in a humiliating way. Normal procedure would be to allow Comey to resign. I don't know why Trump did it this way.

    Some conservative sources are saying the Trump was the initiator of the firing, not the Justice Dept., as Trump alleges.

    I think Comey should have been fired, but I have a problem with the way Trump did it.

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    1. Historical letters from President Pussygrabber:


      Dear Teacher,

      The dog ate my homework.

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      Pussygrabber


      Dear Teacher,

      Please excuse pussygrabber for yesterday's absence due to orange fever.

      Sincerely,

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    2. Comey is humiliated because after working so hard to give election to Trump, he was cast aside. Other than that, being fired by Trump would be a badge of honor.

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  7. Largely, the way this has played out and will continue to play out
    vindicates Rachel Maddow. against her critics.
    I too find her banter too cute and annoying.

    If you are willing to rationalize Trump as Bob does here, you
    should be in the loony bin.

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    1. Don't think TDH is rationalizing Trump - this is satire, which you can appreciate or not.

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