FRIDAY: If you want to know who's secretly gay...

FRIDAY, APRIL 11, 2025

...you just have to watch Fox: The anthropology lessons never stop in these latter days.

We start with the astounding Pam Bondi, fluffing her treasured Dear Leader. Here's the way the sponge bath began at yesterday's (televised) cabinet meeting:

PRESIDENT TRUMP (4/10/25): Pam?

ATTORNEY GENERAL BONDI: President, we’ve got—had some great wins in the last few days. You know, you were overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority. 

The U.S. Americans want you to be president because of your agenda. And the courts are ruling that you have the authority to determine how the money of this country will be spent. That’s what the American citizens wanted and that’s what they’re getting.

"The U.S. Americans" want that? That's what the apparent attorney general said to the man she addressed as "President!" 

Was this some sort of Westworld-style android breakdown? We have no way of knowing that, although your question does make perfect sense.

Whatever the answer might be, Bondi insisted on telling Trump that he had been "overwhelming elected" last year. She even said that he'd been elected "by the biggest majority!"

The sheer inanity of that statement basically speaks for itself. Simply put, that statement is an anthropology lesson. It's a study in bad human wiring. 

(To watch the tape, click here. Did we mention the fact that this was a televised sponge bath event?)

Then too, we'll always have Greg Gutfeld, along with the people who put him on the air and the people who won't report or discuss the things he says and does.

Earlier this week, sad! Michelle Obama finally addressed a bunch of rumors the lesser breed has apparently been slopping around:

Michelle Obama addresses public absences that gave rise to divorce rumors

Michelle Obama has spoken out about how she is choosing what she wants to do in life—not what she has to do—in comments addressing her absence from the political spotlight and rumors of divorce.

The former first lady, 61, went on the “Work in Progress” podcast with actress Sophia Bush to discuss how after spending eight years in the White House and raising two daughters in the public eye, she finally has the freedom to do what she wants.

[...]

In the podcast, Obama addressed her absence from the spotlight and reports of marital discord, saying her life is “whatever I want” now that she has adult children and no longer has to fulfill the obligations of being first lady. Malia Obama is 26, and Sasha Obama is 23.

We're sorry to make you read that. For the record, some people will read, think and talk about virtually nothing else.

Needless to say, Gutfeld swung into action! For the record, it's Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott who puts this disordered child on the air. Last night, at 10:02 p.m., this is what he said at the end of his opening handful of jokes:

GUTFELD (4/10/25): And finally, Michelle Obama has openly admitted that she and Barack sleep in separate bedrooms. Here's how it works:

She sleeps downstairs. And he like men.

For the record, the background screen flashed no source for this broken boy's initial claim. We'll guess that means that he had none. (For the record, he's 60 years old!)

That said, the sexual sliming is incessant on this astonishing "cable news" program. 

Last week, Gutfeld and his guests from the underworld aggressively gay-bashed Corey Booker in the wake of Senator Booker's Senate speech. In recent months on this soul-draining program, Michelle Obama has been fashioned as too big and too strong and much too masculine. 

Her husband, the former president, has routinely been trashed as a girlie man. 

Last night, the former president finally turned gay! These are the wages of sexual panic and fear, with very large salaries thrown in

Scott pries open this garbage can every night of the week, with a lead-in from Sean Hannity. (Greg Gutfeld will put a smile on your face, Hannity says every night.)

 At that juncture, the disordered fellow crawls out of the can, followed by four enablers. They spread their garbage all around. Our journalists avert their gaze.