Depressing new findings emerge: As happenstance would happen to have it, we clicked to The Daily Beast at almost exactly the moment when this childish headline appeared as top item on the Beast's ten-item "Cheat Sheet:"
UNCOVEREDExperts tell us that this Daily Beast headline constitutes a major anthropological find. Beneath the headline, The Beast provided a childish summary of this New York Times report, to which a link was provided.
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As we've told you, "it's all anthropology now!" It no longer makes sense to expect that we the humans will be able to find our way to the "rational" conduct which was once said to define our species.
As we await Mr. Trump's War, the only remaining task is a search for a more accurate rendering of what our species was secretly like all along. Almost surely, future anthropologists will seize upon this Daily Beast effort as an example of the awful anthropological truth which explains the decades-long run-up to the aforementioned war of the aforementioned disordered American president.
Given our mental and moral limitations, it's clear that we never really had a chance to escape the future conflagration. According to leading anthropologists, today's Beast headline helps prove this important point.
In fairness, Michael Avenatti had nothing to do with this. Or at least, that's what several major experts are telling us at this time.
While we're at it: While we're at it, we strongly recommend Francine Prose's 2010 book, Anne Frank: The Book, The Life, The Afterlife.
In our view, it's the deepest, most instructive book we've read in years.
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