THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31, 2019
Home cooking eschewed by the champs: Leading Washington personalities have long been famous for quitting good jobs "to spend more time with their families."
The Washington Nationals have turned their backs on this old bit of regional hokum. Last night, they won the 2019 World Series, winning four games as the visiting team as compared to the Houston Astros, who managed to win only three.
Some people claim that they enjoy spending more time with their families. The modern high-end baseball player excels when such folk aren't around.
In related news: In related news, we've come to see that we'll never understand the Washington Post's Nick Anderson.
Anderson reports today on the nation's new ACT scores. As we'll detail before the week is done, his report doesn't make any sense, except as anthropology.