UPDATE: Update concerning soft butter report!

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2021

Slides to number 5: This morning, at 6 A.M., it was the #1 MOST READ item in all of the Washington Post. 

We refer to the Post's softened butter report. For background, see our award-winning earlier report.

It's now 4:30 P.M., and the Post's soft butter report has slid to #5. That said, it remains the fifth MOST READ item at today's Washington Post! 

Linguists have coined the term "softbuttercore." There's nothing "wrong" with such manifestations, unless there secretly is.

Our logicians have nothing to say about this. They're debating the theory of forms.


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