WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2025
Then batters "effeminate weasels:" We were surprised by the revelation in this report from Mediaite:
Jesse Watters Reveals He Created a Daily Bible Study Group With Greg Gutfeld and Harold Ford...
Fox News stars Jesse Watters, Greg Gutfeld, and Harold Ford Jr. were inspired to create a daily Bible study group after the murder of conservative activist Charlie Kirk, Watters said on Tuesday.
Watters shared that he and his work buddies have been reading The Good Book on The Five; his announcement coincided with Erika Kirk, the wife of the slain Turning Point USA founder, joining the show.
“Harold, Jesse, and Greg are in a Bible study group together, because of Charlie Kirk,” Watters told the panel, while referring to himself in the third person.
[...]
“Every morning we wake up and we read a passage, and then we text about it,” Watters explained. “And it is because of Charlie.”
Assuming the statement is true, there's plainly nothing "wrong" with it. Regarding the study group's three members, we're puzzled by some (not all) of the stances Ford adopts on The Five, though we admire his obvious political skills.
Regarding Messrs. Watters and Gutfeld, we think of the early line from sacred Thoreau's most famous volume:
I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well. Unfortunately, I am confined to this theme by the narrowness of my experience. Moreover, I, on my side, require of every writer, first or last, a simple and sincere account of his own life, and not merely what he has heard of other men’s lives; some such account as he would send to his kindred from a distant land; for if he has lived sincerely, it must have been in a distant land to me.
"A distant land from me!" At this site, we've occasionally used the term "Unrecognizables" to describe many of the Fox News Channel's leading TV stars.
We had attained an adult age without knowing that you could get people to go on TV and behave in some of the ways they do. They're living in a distant land. We'd like that sincere account.
We believe we saw Watters mention his newly enhanced religious interest on a different Fox News Channel show within the past few weeks. We'll also expose you to this:
On Monday's edition of The Five, he offered this rumination about the September 2 drug boat strike:
WATTERS (12/8/25): This is the most popular foreign policy action of Trump's second term--killing narco-terrorists. You know what the second one is--bombing the Iran nuclear program. So the Democrats are now coming out against the two most popular things Trump has done abroad this year. Dumb!
People love these videos! They get your feed, they're like, "Yes! Let's go!" And if you're against it, you sound like a whiny, effeminate weasel...
As we recently noted, Watters often philosophizes about the various ways a real man can look or sound effeminate—and he can name a thousand ways in which that disaster can occur. In a somewhat similar vein, Gutfeld opened Monday night's Gutfeld! show with a quick string of nine jokes.
As usual, these were the themes he explored:
Gutfeld! program: Monday, Dec. 8, 2025
Joke 1: Sidney Sweeney has very large breasts
Joke 2: Nancy Pelosi is built from the body parts of dead people
Joke 3: Hillary Clinton murders lots of people
Joke 4: Joy Behar is a crocodile-sized dinosaur
Joke 5: Oddly pointless Kwanzaa joke
Joke 6: U.S. high school students are dumb
Joke 7: Rosie O'Donnell's therapist hates her
Joke 8: Lena Dunham is so huge she could be an NFL tackle
Joke 9: Don Lemon is gay gay gay gay gay
Liberal women are too fat or too old. Don Lemon is way too gay. Sweeney has very large breasts. So it routinely goes
The gentleman's typical list of topics is a bit of "a distant land to me." In fairness, the ultimate question must be posed, not to Brother Gutfeld himself, but to the corporate types who have decided to put him on the air.
We believe that people are doing their best. We've also advised you to pity the child. Sometimes, a gentleman's best may involve what looks like the loathing of women. (See Hitchcock's Notorious, 1946.)
We regard that as a loss for the world. Text messages notwithstanding, this product is common on Fox.
ReplyDelete"Liberal women are too fat or too old."
Please, Bob. They are both: too fat and too old. And ugly.
"WEDNESDAY: Fox News star forms Bible group!"
Horrors, horrors. What a terrible person.
There is no hate like Christian love.
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As a lifelong Republican that always vote Republican, I am sad to say that Trump is dragging us down. Down so deep it will take decades for us to recover.
ReplyDeleteThis is what I fear. This is the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Deletehttps://x.com/amuse/status/1997801546575397005?s=46&t=oYvKLjVc8YzJIvwKoQTYBQ
I am afraid that your party will never recover. It's gone. The remaining half-sane Republicans will join the Democratic party, which will bifurcate into the institutionalists, i.e. latter-day Republicans, and the progressives/left-wingers.
DeleteIIya, duly noted.
DeleteFor some reason, Republicans, no matter how severely their party disgusts them, seldom become Democrats.
DeleteAnonymouse 6:37pm, “duly noted” is a recognition of Iiya’s opinion- prognostication, not an endorsement of it. I’m not going to argue something that is merely a prediction from a very aligned blogboard commenter,
DeleteThere is no reason for you to “duly note” anyone’s comments. Just read and keep your mouth shut when you so obviously have nothing to say.
DeleteAnonymouse 8:00pm, duly noted.
Delete" The remaining half-sane Republicans will join the Democratic party..."
DeleteAnyone who isn't a bigot, or isn't perfectly fine with bigotry, left the Republican Party a quarter of a century ago.
Joke 2!
ReplyDeleteAre you ready to stop voting for Republicans?
DeleteJoke 2 is my favorite. It’s hilarious. It’s the only one that isn’t merely an insult. It has the essential element of saying something that’s metaphorically true.
DeleteYou have no clue how horrible you sound to decent people when you say such things.
DeleteAnonymouse 5:23pm, you have no idea how phony and laughable you sound in light of what anonymices spit out on this board every day.
DeleteOne day, Cecelia, you will ken the difference between anonymous posters on a quasi-anonymous blog insulting each other and people in some position of authority doing the same. For now you can just bemuse yourself with your "clever" retort.
DeleteIIya, you go first. There’s no dearth of personal putdowns here and that’s why the anonymouse’s remark is so laughable.
DeleteThe dearth of Republican voters who aren't bigots is a decades old problem.
DeleteAnonymouse 5:51sm, you’re late and you’ve disappointed everybody. You usually do a “show” to my “tell” immediately, but you’ve been preoccupied with your tail.
DeleteMoreover, I, on my side, require of every writer, first or last, a simple and sincere account of his own life, and not merely what he has heard of other men's lives ; some such account as he would send to his kindred from a distant land; for if he has lived sincerely, it must have been in a distant land to me.
ReplyDeleteI love this passage from Thoreau (Walden…) and there’s not a year that goes by that I don’t think of it:
Delete“There is a plenty of such chairs as I like best in the village garrets to be had for taking them away. Furniture! Thank God, I can sit and I can stand without the aid of a furniture warehouse. What man but a philosopher would not be ashamed to see his furniture packed in a cart and going up country exposed to the light of heaven and the eyes of men, a beggarly account of empty boxes? That is Spaulding's furniture. I could never tell from inspecting such a load whether it belonged to a so-called rich man or a poor one; the owner always seemed poverty-stricken. Indeed, the more you have of such things the poorer you are. Each load looks as if it contained the contents of a dozen shanties; and if one shanty is poor, this is a dozen times as poor. Pray, for what do we move ever but to get rid of our furniture, our exuvioe: at last to go from this world to another newly furnished, and leave this to be burned?"
Thoreau would totally have lived gutfeld.
DeleteNo. Thoreau could be a jerk, but not that much of a jerk.
DeleteThey called Thoreau "woke", because he didn't rape pre-teens.
DeleteThoreau was besties with Emerson, who lived nearby. Enjoying watching Cecelia admire and quote Thoreau without realizing he was gay.
DeleteAnonymous 10:16am, good. I enjoy your efforts to attribute attitudes, beliefs, and a sex to me that I don't actually possess. You aren’t interesting or amusing and that’s all you’re able to do.
Delete"I love this passage ...."
DeleteI hereby redact it.
So what the actual fuck is going on? Apparently we just started a war with Venezuela. We seized an oil tanker. The peace president my ass.
ReplyDeleteThe president didn’t supply additional information, but said that the vessel was interdicted for “a very good reason.” When asked what would happen to the ship, he said, "We keep it, I guess.”
Delete"A very good reason" -- and that's it? The public is entitled to know the reason.
Pam Bondi: “Today, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Homeland Security Investigations, and the United States Coast Guard, with support from the Department of War, executed a seizure warrant for a crude oil tanker used to transport sanctioned oil from Venezuela and Iran. For multiple years, the oil tanker has been sanctioned by the United States due to its involvement in an illicit oil shipping network supporting foreign terrorist organizations. This seizure, completed off the coast of Venezuela, was conducted safely and securely—and our investigation alongside the Department of Homeland Security to prevent the transport of sanctioned oil continues.”
DeleteHaving sanctions on Iranian oil doesn't allow us to seize foreign ships.
DeleteAsk AI: A **sanctioned ship** refers to a vessel that has been designated by a government or international body (most commonly the U.S. Treasury's Office of Foreign Assets Control, or OFAC) as subject to economic sanctions. This typically means the ship is blocked from certain activities, such as:
Delete- Accessing U.S. financial systems
- Docking at U.S. ports
- Dealing with U.S. persons or companies
Sanctions are imposed for reasons like involvement in illicit trade, supporting sanctioned regimes, terrorism, or evading restrictions (e.g., smuggling oil from countries like Iran or Venezuela).
In the context of the recent Venezuelan ship incident (as of December 10, 2025), the term applies to an oil tanker named the **Skipper** (previously known as Adisa). U.S. forces seized this vessel off Venezuela's coast after it loaded crude oil there. The ship had been sanctioned for years due to its role in an illicit oil shipping network linked to Iran (including smuggling on behalf of groups like Hezbollah) and now transporting sanctioned Venezuelan oil. U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi described it as having been used "to transport sanctioned oil from Venezuela and Iran" and involved in networks supporting foreign terrorist organizations.
Such sanctions allow authorities to seize the vessel if it's on lists like the Specially Designated Nationals (SDN) list, as occurred here in an escalation of U.S. pressure on Venezuela's government. This makes the ship effectively "blacklisted" for many international operators, though some continue trading via shadowy networks.
Same fucking idiots that came around to the Iraq war was bullshit twelve years too late are now switching from Trump "America first" isolationists to explaining why we need to blow up some Venezuelan shit. What a bunch of fucking perpetual jagoffs.
DeleteTriggered, Hillary?
DeleteDepartment of War? What the fuck is that?
DeleteBuggered, Mao fluffer?
DeleteRe: “Fox News stars form bible group.” It’s perfectly acceptable so long as it’s a St. Donald version.
ReplyDeleteTwo movies Somerby should watch on Netflix:
ReplyDelete1. The Last Word
2. Lilly
He might gain some empathy for women who work.
Somerby ain’t cognitive.
Delete"Flatus et pantus."
ReplyDelete-Fanny Sinbad
In which King Orange Chickenshit asks the question, "why can't we be more like North Korea."
ReplyDeleteTrump's face on national parks pass sparks lawsuit
By Kylie Mohr,
Big Sky Country Contributing Parks Editor
Updated Dec 10, 2025 2:01 p.m.
DeleteHa-ha, great idea. Anything that triggers you, Hillary, is beautiful.
Saw your name in the Epstein Files, Mao.
DeleteI didn't realize you were a child rapist, but it makes complete sense the more I think about it.
The pass is supposed to include each year's winning photo of a national parks photo contest, not Trump's smug face.
DeleteThis breaks another law. Hence the lawsuit.
Deletedon't worry, King Orange Chickenshit will run to Clarence's lap and Clarence will tell him, yassuh Mr. Trump, whatever you say Mr. Trump
DeleteAnonymouse 10:31am, tell your girlfriend that it’s time for your Valium injection.
DeleteI only inject heroin, you snotty bitch.
DeleteTriggered, Hillary?
DeleteGutfeld and Watters start a bible group...It's like bizzaro land out there...
ReplyDeleteNo matter how hard Gutfeld and Watters pray, God refuses to help them identify the Republican voter who isn't a bigot.
ReplyDeleteSome miracle worker, God turned-out to be.
Voters are leaving the Republican Party in droves.
ReplyDeleteSay it loud, so Mao has something to squeal about.
"Every morning we wake up and we read a passage, and then we text about it,” Watters explained. “And it is because of Charlie.”
ReplyDeleteOne text exchange was recently uncovered:
Jesse: "Do you really think the meek will inherit the earth?"
Greg: "Yeah, after Hunter gives them a hand job."