SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2026
The Five pretend to speak: Pumpkin-fueled squirrels were stuffing their faces in these environs this morning.
You can't exactly blame the squirrels. On the other hand, this:
As we noted at the start of the week, Shane Gillis said there wasn't another way he could say it! In his monologue for Saturday Night Live, the hilarity had proceeded as shown:
Saturday Night Live: October 10, 2026
“I haven’t been to the gym in so long, I didn’t know women just dress like whores now. Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe— Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. The shorts? Have you seen the shorts? Those neon—they're like artificial bait-colored, and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole.
“And don’t look! You’re not allowed to look...”
The whores are now displaying their buttholes and cheeks! To watch the entire monologue, you can just click this.
Concerning Gillis' use of that word, was there no other way to describe it? In fact, there are a million other ways to describe it, assuming it even exists. But possibly without quite thinking about it, some of These Hard-Charging Bros Today may be inclined to prefer to take the misogynist insult route.
We'll also note that the conceptual range among these gents may not be especially vast. Consider:
In the course of less than seven minutes, Gillis discussed the "two big fat bitch sisters" with whom he'd grown up. (There was no other way to say it.) One of them, displaying "her trucker forearms," used to accuse him of "masturbating in the shower" but also of having "bitch hips."
Don't miss the slightly discomfiting story Gillis told about what went through his mind when, perhaps inevitably, he ran into "a beautiful woman, walking towards me, also by herself," when he went out to enjoy a hike in the woods. Also, time was devoted to name-dropping a pair of friends, Joe Rogan and Theo Von.
He was concerned that his excessive weight made him "look like a lesbian." Also, a guy is "either gay or Hitler," given These Haircuts Today.
What a pile of crap! And as we noted on Monday, a dispute broke out after Gillis' appearance on SNL. The question was this:
Should he have said that These Women Today are just dressing like whores?
To us, the answer is fairly obvious. But then, we never would have approved a morally vacuous set like that for inclusion on a major American TV show. We'd more likely tell the performer to come back when he had something of value to offer.
(Also, when he had something which wouldn't force us to expend a whole month's worth of laugh track.)
We feel sure that Brother Gillis is a perfectly good, decent person. But he did decide to go with the W-bomb, and several people out in the world said that he shouldn't have done that.
On October 14, five Fox employees pretended to discuss what had happened. On this particular afternoon, it was the standard four reliables, plus the punching bag:
The Five: Wednesday, October 14, 2026
Emily Compagno: regular panelist
Jessica Tarlov: liberal punching bag
Jesse Watters: regular panelist
Dana Perino: regular panelist
Greg Gutfeld: regular panelist
To watch the pseudo-discussion, click here. The flimflam went like this:
For the MAGA stalwarts, the segment took a typical turn. Instead of evaluating Gillis' use of that word—the word was BLEEPed by Fox producers when tape of his performance was shown—the reliables spent their time critiquing what they described as over-reactions by a handful of lefty lunatics.
Eventually, it fell to Tarlov to state her view. Correctly or otherwise, we find it hard to believe that she said what she actually thinks.
In our view, it's time for Tarlov to leave this show. If we want our flailing nation to survive, it's also time for this braindead imitation of life to be yanked from the air.
There are certain sports in which women have a natural advantage. There should be separate competitions for men, with women carefully excluded. Men who win these competitions should receive gold medals and be accepted as champions.
ReplyDeleteThat is already happening.
DeleteThat is good.
DeleteIt isn't women who want separate competitions. My daughter tried to organize a co-ed water polo team in high school but the school administration wouldn't allow it. Girls were already practicing with the boys team and not getting hurt or having any problems. This isn't the "highest level" of competition but most sports is a matter of the participants enjoying themselves, not anyone setting records or winning trophies. Men and women played mixed doubles in country clubs all over the nation. This is a stupid non-argument.
DeleteThere should be no separate competitions. Only mixed competitions.
DeleteNot mixed competitions. Mixed sports. Everyone can play. Everyone wins.
DeleteWhen a girl wins a ribbon in a separate competition, she is being told that she was the best among her competitors but can never be the best overall, because she wasn't permitted to compete with all competitors. It is a formalized way of telling girls that however good they get, they can never be the best, because that spot is reserved for men. We don't need that "protection."
DeleteIf some people want to compete in separate events, fine, but there should also be open events where anyone can compete regardless of sex or gender.
In many sports, competitors get better as a result of playing against better opponents. Women don't have that opportunity when their field is limited. In some high schools and situations, girls are allowed to practice with and against boys who are better than they are, and they benefit. I suppose that the limits on boys and men's sports and the creation of separate events is because men are protective of the egos of boys who might be defeated by skilled girls. No one cares about the girls' egos because girls are supposed to lose. Girls are given that message early in life. Rigging games so that boys do not have to face girls in their sport gives boys the idea that girls cannot do well too, which is why the right is so busily trying to "protect" girls from being beaten by transwomen, as if girls cannot handle defeat by a better competitor. I find myself wondering if it is the boys who cannot accept the truth about their own skills.
It’s wrong to use “whore” as an insult. Sex workers provide a valuable service. They deserve our respect.
ReplyDeleteThe word whore is used ironically by younger women. If used seriously, it is part of slut-shaming, a derogatory word used to shame women who are "sex positive" and open about their sexuality, instead of pretending they are demure virgins (as men would prefer them to be). Women have the right to control their own bodies and have sex lives without men dictating how that should occur.
DeleteMy body, my choice also refers to such things as getting tattoos, deciding what weight to be, coloring and cutting one's hair, amount of hair to allow on one's body, what clothes to wear and how many clothes to own, and all other aspects of appearance and health, as a matter of personal choice and control. A woman should not have to ask her husband or boyfriend before getting a haircut. Wearing makeup or blue hair or no makeup doesn't make someone a lesbian or a whore or anything else men choose to call women, in retaliation for exercising free will over their own bodies. This is where Gillis goes wrong. He has no right to any say in whether women exercise and what they wear while doing it, much less calling names that imply sexual promiscuity.
I wish Somerby were more explicit than simply to say everyone knows what the response to Gillis should be. Why can't Somerby say it himself?
Misogynist jerks get away with saying hateful things because OTHER MEN let them do it, laughing at non-jokes that are actually hate speech. Somerby refuses to be clear about his own reaction while blaming Tarlov for being unable to stand up to Gutfeld (outnumbered 4 to 1) and claiming SNL should have censored their guest host's routine ahead of time. (Do they do that?) Why should any other man do what Somerby demands when Somerby himself won't clearly state that women have the right to wear what they want at the gym, just as men do.
This is why Somerby is an asshole.
ReplyDelete"But then, we never would have approved a morally vacuous set like that for inclusion on a major American TV show."
Ha-ha. Thanks for laughs, the Church Lady.
SNL is a minor show.
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ReplyDeleteYou know, Bob, we'll soon have the tenth anniversary of the first Dumbocrat mass head-explosion, in November 2016.
10 years, Bob. 10 years, since you and your comrades turned, literally overnight, into retarded Dumbocrats. Can you imagine?
Watch the Elephant Graveyard videos. Gillis is not a comedian and is not funny. He is part of a fake, manufactured online pseudo-reality where he is represented as a comedian and funny to participants of the manufactured pseudo reality bubble. When he steps outside of this invented pseudo reality and has to go on live television, the manufactured reality is exposed and falls apart.
ReplyDeleteJust like many of us here exist in in a manufactured online pseudo-reality where Trump raping children and Putin being on the verge of attempting to conquer Western Europe is represented as truth. Online, interacting with our other buddies in the manufactured online pseudo-reality bubble, it's all "true" and we pretend like it's all true. It's a fun game. It's a virtual reality game.
And sadly, a lot of us here will never leave that manufactured online pseudo reality. Maybe at Thanksgiving dinner but that's about it. It's too fun to stay in the alternative reality online bubble. So that's what we do all day long everyday. Like children playing with blocks, we play with manufactured reality there. It's much more fun.
Gillis just shows what happens when one is forced outside of these new manufactured online realities where truth becomes anything you want it to be.
Watch the Elephant Graveyard videos.