SATURDAY: Small girl smiles in a Barbie box!

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31, 2026

Our Halloween edition: This being the day called Halloween, we bring you a picture of delight. 

Yesterday morning, at 5:59 a.m. Eastern, just before Morning Joe started, Ali Vitali, hosting Way Too Early, described this holiday scene: 

VITALI (10/30/26): And finally, some Halloween news to end our show. 

President Trump kicked off the start of Halloween by welcoming families to the White House yesterday evening. The president and first lady Melania Trump handed out full-size chocolate bars to trick or treaters. 

About six thousand people were on the South Lawn taking part in this annual event.  

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It was quite the way to kick off this holiday weekend.  

Vitali's a good, decent person. If you watch the videotape of her brief report, you'll see boys and girls sporting some excellent Halloween costumes as they cadge those full-size candy bars. 

For our money, the little girl presenting as the Barbie doll inside the Barbie box will be hard to beat this year for pleasure, joy, excitement and fun. For a still shot of this outstanding effort, go ahead—just click here.

There's a great deal more to be said at this time. But the ghosts and the goblins are all about, and Reds and Blues both enjoy this day, and so we'll just leave it right here.

Next Tuesday, spirits will be using us! The danger facing our struggling nation will motor ahead from there.


27 comments:


  1. So, you like the girl in the Barbie box. Okay, I guess.

    Happy Halloween to you too, Bob.

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    1. I’d rather see her in a Cecelia box.

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    2. Just another endearing moment with the pedophile in chief.

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    3. I’d like to see Cecelia in a Barbie box.

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    4. So Bob just ignores the girl in a Russian dress with the boy in a Russian tank commanders dress uniform. So transparently anti-democratic and pro Russia all the time. Fucking assholes.

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    5. Anti-Dumbocratic and pro-Russia is good.

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    6. The rate Putin is losing troops (nearly 2,000/day) he will be sending the little boy to fight in Ukraine next week. He won't have a tank to command though. Ukraine done blowed them all up.

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    7. You retarded Dumbocrats have weird jerk-off fantasies.

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    8. I just want Uncle Vova to stop the war. Then, may Russia thrive in peace!

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  2. Abdul El-Sayed is forty-two years old today. That’s right, he was born on Halloween.

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  3. Which one did President Trump fondle though, with Melania watching?

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    1. All of them Katie.

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    2. Fondling is good, actually. Only the most annoying feminists are against it.

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    3. No. It’s my first lie. Up to now I’ve been good.

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    4. No, really. This is the first time I’ve stepped out of line.

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  4. Somerby appears to have missed the point of the Barbie movie.

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    1. It had a point?

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    2. Women rule, men drool.

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    3. Seriously? Was it degenerate feminist propaganda? I’d been meaning to get around to watching it. Now, maybe not.

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    4. The right found the film very upsetting. It was made by Greta Herwig. Somerby rarely passes up an opportunity to diss her. It wasn't about little girls though, so perhaps Somerby didn't see it. The film made Greta Herwig the first solo female director to gross over a billion dollars.

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    5. "Somerby rarely passes up an opportunity to diss [Herwig]."

      Here's what came up when I put "Herwig" into the Search box:

      "No posts matching the query: Herwig."

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    6. In my experience, children don't find excitement and joy in their costumes but in the ritual sorting and swapping of preferred and less preferred candy with friends after the trick or treating.

      Note the emphasis in the article about the full size candy bars being given out. Are we supposed to consider that generous coming from a billionaire? The value of those full size bars comes from the relative poverty of the kids and their parents, who would consider that an extravagance in the context of their own lives. We weren't allowed candy when we were kids, except for Halloween. Trump has never known deprivation, until now when judges are telling him he cannot do anything he wants with our nation's monuments.

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  5. Today’s odd post, finding something endearing about the kiddies in front of the pedophile, contrasts with this:

    “the New York Times still has not told readers of a new rape allegation against Donald Trump that was made public on Monday in a report the New York Times dishonestly dismissed on grounds that “it largely cites allegations that have already been public.” The word “largely” is doing an awful lot of work in that sentence, given that the report includes a new rape allegation.”

    Read it here https://nomoremister.blogspot.com/2026/10/the-multi-front-war-to-delegitimize.html?m=1


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  6. Somerby thinks little girls dressed as flight attendants are cute.

    "the little girl presenting as the Barbie doll inside the Barbie box will be hard to beat this year for pleasure, joy, excitement and fun"

    Wait until she figures out that it is very hard to use the bathroom in such a costume, that she cannot really participate much in whatever play the other kids are doing. Actual parents learn to create costumes that allow their kids unobstructed vision, freedom of movement, and access for bodily functions, including eating and drinking. Somerby is obviously not empathetic to the needs of the child within the costume.

    But this is just a Republican stunt intended to "own" the feminists. What actual woman would want to be wrapped up and kept on a shelf, even figuratively?

    I don't see where the actual pleasure fun, enjoyment and joy are to be found when walking around in that costume, even at Trump & Melania's pretend playhouse.

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