TUESDAY: Is Rep. Crockett didn't exist...

TUESDAY, MARCH 25, 2025

...Fox News would have to invent her: Those of us in Blue America are facing a serious problem:

As a general matter, it's very hard for us to see ourselves as we actually are.

We're convinced that we're the very smart people. As a matter of fact, we aren't. That brings us to Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas), and to her latest remarks. 

As reported by Mediaite, her latest contribution is recorded below: She was speaking in Los Angeles, last Saturday night, at the annual dinner of the Human Rights Campaign.

Early on, she said this:

CROCKETT (3/22/25): I have to say, it is an absolute honor to be here tonight with all of you people I love. My friends, fellow fighters, and yes, the fashionistas too.

I want to start by thanking you so much for inviting me here tonight. I don't know that you all know what you got yourselves into by doing the invite, but nevertheless...

Uh-oh! That almost sounded like a warning about what was likely to come. And sure enough! A few minutes later, Rep. Crockett delivered the goods once again.

The "Morgan" to whom she refers in the passage below is Morgan Cox, a Dallas-based member of the HRC Board of Directors. Rep. Crockett was in her element now. Once again, she was lighting the way for Blue America on the political road to perdition:

CROCKETT: I can tell you that Morgan has always been one of these people that will ask, "What do you need?" 

You know, a lot of people see you out front, fightin', but nobody's really asking you what do you need to maintain that fight. So thank you so much, Morgan, because we in these hot-ass Texas streets, honey. 

[LAUGHTER]

Y’all know we got Governor Hot Wheels down there! Come on now! 

[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]

And the only thing hot about him is that he is a hot-ass mess, honey! So, um, so yes! Yes, yes, yes.

You can see videotape of those remarks as part of the Mediaite report. As you may know, "Governor Hot Wheels" is Texas Governor Greg Abbott. He's in a wheelchair because he was paralyzed at the age of 26 when hit by a falling tree.

He's also the person who ate Blue America alive when he started busing migrants to northern cities. At that time, our self-impressed tribe was too dumb to see where this was going to take us.

We were also too dumb to realize that there was no obvious reason why a handful of states, Texas included, were supposed to bear the financial burden of all the migration while we Yankees sat up north acting like none of this should ever devolve upon the greatness maintained by us.

Governor Abbott proceeded to eat us alive. Last Saturday night, our next big thing was at a dinner for the Human Rights Campaign mocking him for the fact that he's in a wheelchair.

Crockett has been doing this sort of thing again and again and again. Our tribe is too dumb, and too wracked by counterproductive racial guilt, to tell her she needs to stop. 

Instead, it goes on and on and on and on, and then it goes on some more. Tonight, that video will be all over every show on the Fox News Channel. Her endless examples of loudmouth behavior are already a reliable staple on that heavily watched "cable news" channel.

In our view, the Fox News Channel is an unholy corporate mess. On the other hand, those of us in Blue America are too dumb and too self-impressed to tell Rep. Crockett to stop. 

There is no sign that she ever will, or that anyone except Bill Maher will ever be willing to say that she plainly should. Here's the report on that.

There is no cure for human! We've said it again and again.

"Governor Hot Wheels" is in his chair! Over here, in Blue America, we're so dumb that we're enjoying a good solid blue tribe laugh!


SHALL LONG ENDURE? Hegseth, furious, out on the tarmac!

TUESDAY, MARCH 25, 2025

Can some such nation endure? There he stood, furious again, this time on the tarmac.

Except for people programmed by the Fox News Channel, no one believes what he said. We refer to the furious Pete Hegseth, who is today this failing nation's Secretary of Defense. 

Yesterday, it didn't go all that well for the furious fellow. Even within the roster at the Fox News Channel, some major players were rolling their eyes at the obvious inaccuracy of what the furious fellow said. 

To read the text of Brit Hume's eyeroll, you can just click here.

Listen up! We're so old that we can remember watching Hegseth at his previous post. We recommend pity for someone so lost, but we're referring to the days when Hegseth was still serving as co-host of the existentially dangerous "cable news" program known as Fox & Friends Weekend.

He served in that post for seven years, starting in 2017. Last November, on election day, Hegseth was still serving in that post. On November 12, he left Fox News after being nominated for his current job.

Yesterday, the furious fellow stood on the tarmac. Everyone knows his claims were untrue—and of course, he was issuing unsupported insults.

HEGSETH (3/24/25): So, you’re talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who’s made a profession of peddling hoaxes time and time again to include the—I don’t know, the hoaxes of "Russia, Russia, Russia." Or the "fine people on both sides" hoax. Or the "suckers and losers" hoax. 

So this is a guy that peddles in garbage. This is what he does.

You can watch the videotape of the battery of insults simply by clicking here. At the present juncture, this is the nation we've chosen.

At any rate, that's what Hegseth said yesterday as he angrily issued a set of denials everyone knows to be false. Everyone except such people—such neighbors and friends—as get their understandings from the "cable news" TV shows aired by the Fox News Channel.

One such program is Fox & Friends Weekend, where the furious fellow once served.

This past Sunday, we monitored the first hour of the program in question, as we do on every weekend morning. On this occasion, we continued to watch right up through the first few segments of the program's 7 o'clock hour.

According to our notes, we first flashed on President Lincoln at 6:28 a.m. We'd already seen co-host Rachel Campos-Duffy mockingly refer to Governor Walz as "Tampon Tim." 

As the videotape shows, that happened at 6:11 a.m. We hadn't yet seen Campos-Duffy reveal her pious side. 

As we noted yesterday, she surprised us with that performance at 6:49 a.m. As we noted yesterday, here's what we saw, to our surprise, at that point in time:

All right. Well, with help from the Hallow app, we're going to continue our Sunday prayer series with a prayer from the Hallow app. 

If you'd like to join me, you can just bow your head, and we'll start:

"Lord, thank you for the gift of life. You are a faithful father. You never abandon us in our time of need..."

Her reading of the prayer continued from there. As you can see by clicking this link, the text of the prayer appeared on the screen, underneath this heading:

PRAY EVERY DAY THIS LENT
               on Hallow

At 6:50, the prayer cut to a commercial for the Hallow app. Before the commercial ran, a moderator's voice said this:

Fox & Friends Prayer Series is brought to you by Hallow, the number 1 prayer app in the world. 

We'd never heard of the Fox & Friends Prayer Series! For that reason, were surprised by that statement, but also by what we had seen. 

As we noted yesterday, there's nothing wrong with people engaging in Sunday morning prayer. There's nothing wrong with people engaging in prayer on any day of any week.

There is something a bit unusual about a major American "news channel" presenting such activity as part of one of the channel's major news programs. And as we noted yesterday, the Hallow app is an explicitly Catholic prayer site. 

Subscribers can access the daily prayer for $69.99 per year. 

As such, this program's ongoing link to the Hallow app isn't merely a move to the adoption of the religious. It's an explicitly sectarian move—a move to a Catholic site.

Stating the obvious, there's nothing wrong with being Catholic! According to the leading authority on the subject, "With 23 percent of the United States' population as of 2018, the Catholic Church is the country's second-largest religious grouping after Protestantism."

We were raised Catholic ourselves! Today, something like one quarter of our neighbors and friends—one quarter of our fellow citizens—identify as Catholic.

There's nothing wrong with being Catholic, or with Catholic prayer! There's also nothing wrong with establishing a Catholic cable channel. Indeed, that has already been done, as is completely appropriate:

EWTN

The Eternal Word Television Network (EWTN) is an American basic cable television network which presents around-the-clock Catholic programming. It is the largest Catholic television network in America, and is purported to be "the world's largest religious media network," (and according to the network itself) reaching 425 million people in 160 countries, with 11 networks.

The network was originally founded by Mother Angelica PCPA, in 1980 and began broadcasting on 15 August 1981 from a garage studio at the Our Lady of the Angels Monastery in Irondale, Alabama, which Mother Angelica founded in 1962. She hosted her own show, Mother Angelica Live, until health issues led to her retirement in September 2001. 

[...]

News coverage

The EWTN news department produces a daily news service for television and radio, featuring news sources including Vatican Radio...Tracy Sabol is currently the lead anchor of the network's nightly news program, EWTN News Nightly...

It also produces The World Over Live, which reports current events. Journalist and author Raymond Arroyo, who is EWTN's news director, hosts the program. The program is conservative in its political orientation and generally conservative in its religious orientation. 

EWTN has been an explicitly (conservative) Catholic channel for more than 43 years. There's no obvious reason why it shouldn't be. 

For the record, we included the material about Raymond Arroyo for a specific reason. Arroyo, a generally genial fellow, isn't just the news director at EWTN.

Arroyo is also a "Fex News contributor!" For better or worse, he offers (MAGA friendly) humorous commentary on a regular basis on the primetime program, The Ingraham Angle

To watch his jocular segment from last night, you can just click here. For whatever reason, this regular segment carries the name SEEN AND UNSEEN. Last night, the jocular fellow was soon saying this:

ARROYO (3/25/25): Look at this clip from Texas, showing a group of Democrats who are definitely farting harder, complete with animatronics...

Arroyo is brought on the air to offer thoughtful analyses of that type. In this way, we see the Fox News Channel turning more and more to comedy elements as a way to peddle its propaganda to its (many) viewers.

We also see the channel perhaps becoming somewhat Catholic, a somewhat unusual stance for an American "news channel."

Back to Sunday morning! According to our notes, we first flashed on President Lincoln at 6:28 a.m. 

As we noted yesterday, we'd already seen Campos-Duffy make a mocking reference to "Tampon Tim." We'd already seen acting co-host Lisa Boothe respond by wondering if Governor Walz is really "just that evil."

A few minutes later, Boothe was identifying another situation in which unnamed FBI officials are engaged in "pure evil." Under current arrangements, Campos-Duffy identifies the Communists, Marxists, socialists and pagans. When Boothe appears, she tosses the E-word around in a way which takes her beyond the boundaries observed by the typical Fox co-host.

This is the culture we've (implicitly) chosen. Moving right along:

When we flashed on Lincoln this Sunday morning, we thought of the question he raised at Gettysburg, at the start of a famous address. 

It was November 19, 1863. According to one rendering, this is the way he started:

The Gettysburg Address

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. 

President Lincoln didn't know if a nation like ours could "long endure." In our view, the sheer stupidity of today's American discourse raises that question again.

In our view, the work on MSNBC has been substantially flawed in recent years. In our view, what happens on the Fox News Channel is orders of magnitude worse.

The sheer stupidity of that channel strikes us as an existential threat to the American project. Can a modern nation expect to survive such a braindead corporate onslaught? Can some nation so afflicted expect to "long endure?"

Then too, there's the monster cluelessness of our own Blue America. Can we hope to "long endure" in the face of that shortfall? During Sunday morning's 7 o'clock hour, we were brought face to face with that question, as we'll explain later in the week

Yesterday, the former Fox & Friends Weekend co-host was furious out on the tarmac. 

His angry denials were plainly bogus. He's been like this for a very long time. At this site, we wish he could do better, but it seems fairly clear that he can't.

We were surprised on Sunday morning for a particular reason. We've been sampling Fox & Friends Weekend for several years, but we'd never heard of "The Fox & Friends Prayer Series." We'd never heard of it even once!

A remarkably pious co-host seemed to say it's a continuing series. We wondered how long it's been going on. Tomorrow, we'll try to tell you.

Our overall view would be this:

We regard Fox & Friends Weekend as a study in anthropology. It's a study in human capability, and in the stunning shortcomings of same.

The program is a study in our actual human nature—in our actual moral and intellectual capabilities. So is the agreement, observed all through Blue America, to pretend that this dangerous corporate clown car simply doesn't exist.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep. Can a modern nation, behaving this way in a vicious and Putinesque world, expect to "long endure?" 

Tomorrow: Nicholson in Chinatown, Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut

Coming: Thanks to us in Blue America, Fox News hosts get to be right!


MONDAY: Judge grasps meaning of "alleged!"

MONDAY, MARCH 24, 2025

Also, what Charlie Hurt said:  All last week, we said this about the "deportation" of the "alleged gang members" to the Contral American gulag:

The key word there was "alleged."

Were the alleged gang members actual gang members? That seems like an obvious question—but then again, so what?

According to Karoline Leavitt, the people in question were murderers, rapists, foreign terrorists and they were also monsters. But did they all fit some sch description? Could some mistakes have been made?

The Trump administration still hasn't even released the names of the people in question! Instead, we've been told to play by this ancient rule:

Trust us, the Voices said.

Today, Judge Boasberg has apparently come to a different conclusion. He isn't willing to trust the Voices. He says that people being frogmarched away should have a right to due process:

Judge Maintains Block on Deportations of Venezuelans Under Wartime Law

A federal judge on Monday kept in place his ruling barring the Trump administration from using a powerful wartime statute to summarily deport a group of Venezuelan immigrants whom officials have accused of being members of a violent street gang.

In a 37-page order, the judge, James E. Boasberg, said the order should remain in place so that the Venezuelan immigrants could have the opportunity to challenge accusations that they belong to the gang, Tren de Aragua, before the Trump administration can fly them out of the country under the wartime law known as the Alien Enemies Act.

The Alien Enemies Act, Judge Boasberg wrote, “arguably envisions that those caught up in its web must be given the opportunity to seek such review.”

Judge Boasberg, who serves as the chief judge of the Federal District Court in Washington, issued an initial order on March 15 temporarily barring the administration from using the act to deport scores of Venezuelans to a prison in El Salvador with little or no due process.

Principal headline included, that's how the report begins. According to the federal judge, just because the emperor says it, that doesn't make it so!

Saying it doesn't make it so! According to Judge Boasberg, the people who were frog-marched to a brutal gulag should have had the right to make their case. They should have been afforded some version of due process.

People facing a brutal punishment deserve a right to due process? On Sunday, this had been the pre-reaction of our official "border czar:"

Homan Skirts Question on ‘Due Process’ for Deported Migrants in Tense Exchange

[...]

[Jonathan Karl] explained that lawyers for some of those deported had spoken with ABC News and argued that their clients deny being members of a gang. [Karl] questioned whether those labeled members of the MS-13 or Tren de Aragua (TdA) gangs had been given any chance to challenge their designation.

“Do they get a chance to prove that before you take them out of the country and put them into a notorious prison in a country that they’re not even from? I mean, do they have any due process at all?” Karl asked.

In reply, Homan didn’t offer any clarity on whether deportees had “due process” but countered Karl with his own question: “Due process? Where was Laken Riley’s due process?”

Can you spot the logic there? Laken Rily was viciously murdered. For that reason, hundreds of people who had nothing to do with that heinous crime should be frog-marched away without any chance to challenge the claims being made against them.

(Remember: These people weren't being "deported" in any conventional sense. They were being shipped directly into a sprawling gulag, quite possibly never to return.)

Homan is plainly full of feeling about the evils of violent crime. He's full of feeling to the point where his moral judgment, and his power of logic, may perhaps be severely impaired.

Meanwhile, we were stuck by something we saw on yesterday morning's Fox & Friends Weekend. Apparently reading from prompter, co-host Charlie Hurt teased an upcoming segment. 

Below, we highlight another key word. To our substantial surprise, this is what he said:

HURT (3/23/25): Nearly four hundred suspected illegal gang members arrested in just one hundred days! A former ICE director tells us what this means for national security. 

That's next.

The key word there is "suspected." Does that include the several hundred "monsters" who have been shipped off to El Salvador without a hint of due process—without their names even being released?

After a commercial break, the former ICE director discussed the use of the Alien Enemies Act. It was a great tool for law enforcement, he said. It was a great way to get rid of "all these foreign terrorists."

He didn't say the word "suspected." He didn't say "alleged."

Oops! Some producer had inserted an unwanted word into Charlie Hurt's text. Charlie went right ahead and read it, going off message as he did.

Charlie just went ahead and read it! As the morning proceeded, the word "suspected" was disappeared. It was never heard from again.


LONG ENDURE: We thought we were watching a "cable news" show!

MONDAY, MARCH 24, 2025

Can we long endure? We'll admit it! Yesterday morning, we were surprised by something we saw.

It was 6:49 a.m.—still early on a Sunday morning. We thought we were watching a "cable news" program—but to our surprise, one of the multimillionaire "journalists" in question was now saying this:

All right. Well, with help from the Hallow app, we're going to continue our Sunday prayer series with a prayer from the Hallow app. 

If you'd like to join me, you can just bow your head, and we'll start:

"Lord, thank you for the gift of life. You are a faithful father. You never abandon us in our time of need..."

The prayer continued from there. As you can see by clicking this link, the text of the prayer appeared on the screen, underneath this heading:

PRAY EVERY DAY THIS LENT
               on Hallow

At 6:50, the prayer cut straight to a commercial for the Hallow app. Before the commercial ran, a moderator's voice said this:

Fox & Friends Prayer Series is brought to you by Hallow, the number 1 prayer app in the world. 

For various reasons, we were surprised by what we saw. First, though, let's say this:

Stating the obvious, there's nothing unusual about prayer on a Sunday morning. It's a very common practice in this country—and there's nothing "wrong" with the practice.

Millions of people—they're our neighbors and friends; they're our fellow citizens—engage in this highly familiar practice. Stating the obvious, there's nothing "wrong" with doing so—but yesterday, we had thought we were watching a TV "cable news" program.

There is something a bit unusual bout reading prayers in that setting. Different people will have different ideas about whether it's a good idea.

For the record, the person who was reading the prayer was Rachel Campos-Duffy. She's longest running of the current co-hosts of the Fox & Friends Weekend program. 

We'd describe Cam[pos-Duffy as someone who is extremely genial among her own but is often less charitable—perhaps even a bit less "Christian"—in her behavior toward others. Yesterday morning, we were a bit surprised to see her piety put on display because of what we'd already seen her do in the first hour of the Fox News Channel program.

In our view, Campos-Duffy qualifies as major morning-show on-air "talent." She's highly telegenic, but she's also spectacularly genial—though only perhaps toward her own.

Toward others, maybe not! For example, consider this:

Yesterday morning, at 6:11 a.m., Campos-Duffy had been the first person on the Fox & Friends Weekend crew to refer to Minnesota governor Tim Walz as—what else?—"Tampon Tim." 

That's the gentleman's standard moniker on the Fox News Channel. Referring to Walz as "Tampon Tim" is standard, brain-dead, ugly fare from Fox News Channel superstars like Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters. 

Yesterday morning, the name-calling also came from this pious Christian. And sure enough:

After Campos-Duffy introduced the segment about "Tampon Tim," acting co-host Lisa Boothe was soon sounding off. Here's the background to what happened:

A few days earlier, Walz had made a flippant remark about rooting for Tesla's stock price to plummet. In part, the flippant remark had perhaps been unwise because the Minnesota state pension fund apparently owns something approaching two million shares of Tesla stock.

On Saturday afternoon, Walz had already semi-apologized for the flippant remark—but so what? Yesterday, he was still being savaged for the remark all over the Fox propaganda realm, with his walk-back largely going unmentioned. 

Possibly rendering unto Caesar, the remarkably pious Campos-Duffy mocked him as "Tampon Tim" at 6:11 a.m. This kicked off a typically flyweight pseudo-discussion in which the trio of friends went thoroughly "gossip girls." Just that quickly, the reinvented, toughened-up Boothe was saying such things as this:

CAMPOS-DUFFY (3/23/25): Did you see him decorating his Christmas tree with his wife?

BOOTHE: No. I need to see it, though. What happened?

CAMPOS-DUFFY: It must be seen, right, Charlie?

HURT: It's painful.

BOOTHE: These people—it's like a 50/50. Is he too dumb to know that he's talking about, you know, the destruction of his own state and his own people? Or does he know and he's just that evil that he doesn't care?

I don't know! 50/50.

According to Boothe, Tampon Tim may really be "just that evil." It's basically a 50/50. Boothe said she doesn't quite know.

That was Boothe, at 6:13 in the morning. Three minutes later, as part of a different pseudo-discussion, the toughened Boothe, whitened teeth flashing, decided to go there again:

CAMPOS-DUFFY: You know what, Lisa? I've interviewed FBI agents who were whistleblowers on my podcast, and they said, "I was taken off of child pedophile cases and put on [cases involving] January 6th." I mean, just think about it!

BOOTHE: Yeah, that's evil—pure evil!

Tampon Tim might be evil. According to Boothe, it plainly was pure evil when "those people" at the FBI made the alleged re-assignments in the wake of January 6 (and we stress the word "alleged").

To her credit, Boothe didn't seek the names of the (alleged) individuals who had directed this (alleged) act of (supposed) "pure evil."  But the evil seemed to be everywhere with Boothe this day, until she piously bowed her head and engaged in prayer with her pious co-host.

By the way, why might "Tampon Tim" be evil? After Boothe's 50/50 assessment, the stunningly pious Campos-Duffy explained the way it works to the Fox News Channel's viewers:

CAMPOS-DUFFY: I think that what you're seeing here, this, this—it's not just Trump Derangement Syndrome. It's Elon Derangement Syndrome. 

What it is, is— When you don't have religion in your life, and you replace it with politics, it drives you crazy. Because there's no—there's no comfort in politics, right? It's just not gonna happen that way. 

And so, I think that that's what you're seeing. You're seeing a complete meltdown.

"Tampon Tim" doesn't have religion in his life. Luckily, Campos-Duffy does.

According to Campos-Duffy, that explains why Walz may be "just that evil." Won't you now join her in prayer?

So it went, this Sunday morning, on the nation's most-watched "cable news" channel. Briefly, we'll once again mention this:

There's absolutely nothing wrong with prayer on a Sunday morning. The practice is observed all over the world. 

More specifically, there's nothing wrong with prayer from any known political perspective. In his first book, Stride Toward Freedom, Dr. King, then just 29 years old, described his devotion to "the love ethic of Jesus" again and again and again.

A century earlier, President Lincoln had described his view of the terrible events of the recent war, and of the centuries of terrible events which had led to that war:

The Almighty has His own purposes. "Woe unto the world because of offenses, for it must needs be that offenses come. But woe to that man by whom the offense cometh." 
[...] 
Fondly do we hope—fervently do we pray—that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away. Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman's two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk, and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword, as was said three thousand years ago, so still it must be said: "The judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether."

Stating the obvious, there's nothing wrong with prayer, or more broadly with the adoption of a religious understanding. That said, there is something a bit unusual about adopting this practice on a "cable news" show—especially on a show which is so devoted to the practice of trashing and judging all "others."

Also, and just for the record, we'll mention this one last fact:

Hallow, "the world's #1 prayer app," is explicitly a Catholic app. We'll tell you more about the Fox & Friends "Sunday Prayer Series" as the week continues.

According to our notes, we thought of Lincoln two separate times as we watched yesterday's program. On each occasion, we thought of the question he asked at Gettysburg:

Can our American nation—or any nation "so conceived"—expect to "long endure?" 

Along the way, alas! A certain awareness was forced upon us as we watched yesterday's show. Even as we watched Campos-Duffy and Boothe, we were forced to acknowledge this:

The sheer stupidity of this Fox News Channel program has routinely been matched, in recent years, by the sheer stupidity of those of us who inhabit Blue America.

In our view, yesterday's program was highly instructive. We flashed on Lincoln twice. 

The second time, we thought of Lincoln as we watched videotape of a teenage girl who lives way up north and far away, way up in tiny Presque Isle, Maine. 

Lincoln's astonishing brilliance emerged from a small, unlikely place. This very bright, admirably forthright young woman has emerged from another far place

The ugliness of the Fox News Channel has routinely been matched, in recent years, by the sheer stupidity which has emerged from our own Blue American nation.

It's never been easy for us Blues to see such facts about ourselves. All this week, we'll continue to discuss yesterday morning's Fox & Friends show, but we'll also be asking this question:

Can our nation—such as it is, without large change—expect to "long endure?"

Tomorrow: When did the "Prayer Series" start?


SATURDAY: Please read about ketamine, Goldberg said!

SATURDAY, MARCH 22, 2025

But who was he talking about? Were some people shipped off to the gulag last week—some people who weren't "gang members?" 

In the absence of "due process," were all the people who got frog-marched away "killers, rapists, monsters, foreign terrorists?" 

As we noted yesterday, that's what Karoline Leavitt told us. 

That's what Leavitt said! But were some of the people who got shipped away misidentified, innocent parties? How many such people are now locked inside the gulag which our journalists politely describe as a "prison?"

It's amazing to see the way Blue America's leading tribunes can slide right past that obvious question. All in all, how smart are "we the [blue] American people?" Are we really equipped for this task?

Last night, on CNN, that obvious question--are some alleged gang members floated right on by. 

We refer to the imitation discussion which took place on the programmed 10 p.m. shoutfest, CNN NewsNight with Abby Philip. At one point, one of the panelists on the little-watched actually raised this point

KAREN FINNEY, CNN POLITICAL COMMENTATOR (3/21/25): The Trump administration continues to have this problem with this loose relationship with the truth. They don't seem to be able to present the judge with the data to say, "Here's who's on the plane. We can prove to you that these individuals are actually gang members." 

We're now hearing stories that some of them may not have been at all. And I can't imagine the horror of being in one of these prisons if you're not. So you know, again, people want him to follow the law. That seems to be very difficult for Donald Trump. 

Finney had raised an obvious question. Could some of those people be innocent people? How many such people are there?

Finney had raised an obvious question. In the poverty of the age, here's what happened next:

TIFFANY SMILEY (R), FORMER WASHINGTON U.S. SENATE CANDIDATE (continuing directly): I mean, I can't imagine the horror of American families who have their children murdered by these illegal criminals that are in our country.

And Donald Trump has a constitutional obligation to protect the American people. That's, what, over 77 million people voted to do.

That's what Tiffany Smiley said. Instantly, she'd moved past Finney's point of concern. Just like that, she had returned to a certain assumption:

She seemed to be assuming that the people who'd been frogmarched away really were "illegal criminals."

Smiley's mind hadn't quite permitted her to stick to the question at hand. Meanwhile, do we the (blue) American people have the skills to play this game?

Is our own Blue America up to this task? Here's what happened next:

JOEL PAYNE, DEMOCRATIC STRATEGIST (continuing directly): But, Tiffany, wouldn't you say that I don't have to defend your behavior to defend your rights? I mean, your rights exist for a reason. They exist because—

SMILEY: So, the criminals have rights?

PAYNE: I think lots of the American—

PHILLIP: Why don't you answer your own question? Do criminals have rights?

Just like that, Phillip slid off the original question in the manner suggested by Smiley. Just like that, Phillip was now asking if criminals have rights. 

Just like that, Phillip wasn't asking how we can know if the people who got shipped away really were criminals. Just like that, an obvious, very basic question had been left in the dust.

Phillip is a Harvard graduate (class of 2010). She isn't dumb, she isn't nasty, and she's very composed.

We're embarrassed to see her assigned the task of moderating this 10 p.m., overtalk-based "cable news" TV show. But that's the hand she's been dealt.

The "conversation" continued from there. But just like that, Finney's original question was gone, long gone:

SMILEY (continuing directly): Look, we have illegal criminals in our country that Donald Trump has a constitutional obligation to protect the American people.

PHILLIP: But you asked, "Do criminals have rights?" Do they have rights in this country?

SMILEY: Absolutely. And he's sending them back to their country to go through due process.

All concerned were now asking if criminals have rights. The answer, of course, is yes, they do—but that hadn't been Finney's question.

Meanwhile, there was Smiley, saying this:

"[President Trump] is sending them back to their country to go through due process."

Of course, the people in question haven't been sent back "to their country." Nor are they likely to encounter "due process" in the country to which they've been shipped.

The alleged Venezuelans in question have actually been sent to a different, third country—El Salvador. There's little chance that they'll encounter "due process" in the gulag they inhabit there.

As you can see by perusing the transcript, CNN's imitation of human discourse continued along from there. Question:

Are we humans up to the task of conducting the type of society we Blues refer to as "our democracy?" In our view, the answer far from clear.

Then too, there was Jeffrey Goldberg, at the end of the PBS program Washington Week on Friday, March 14. 

Jeffrey Goldberg is plenty sharp. Somewhat oddly, he ended that night's program by saying this:

GOLDBERG (3/14/25): Unfortunately, we need to leave it there for now, but I'm sure we're going to be revisiting these questions again. I want to thank our panelists for joining us and our viewers as well.

For more on what ketamine does to the human brain, and I'm not saying whose brain, please visit theatlantic.com.

I'm Jeffrey Goldberg. Good night from Washington.

Ketamine hadn't been mentioned at any point during the program. We wondered what article at The Atlantic he might be talking about. 

The next day, we clicked to magazine's site in an attempt to find out. After some further clicking around, we located the article Goldberg was talking about.

Somehow, we'd missed the article when it was posted back on March 5, and it seems to have triggered no wider journalistic discussion. The article had been written by Shayla Love. Dual headline included, it started by saying this:

What Ketamine Does to the Human Brain
Excessive use of the drug can make anyone feel like they rule the world.

Last month, during Elon Musk’s appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference, as he hoisted a chain saw in the air, stumbled over some of his words, and questioned whether there was really gold stored in Fort Knox, people on his social-media platform, X, started posting about ketamine.

Musk has said he uses ketamine regularly, so for the past couple of years, public speculation has persisted about how much he takes, whether he’s currently high, or how it might affect his behavior. Last year, Musk told CNN’s Don Lemon that he has a ketamine prescription and uses the drug roughly every other week to help with depression symptoms. When Lemon asked if Musk ever abused ketamine, Musk replied, “I don’t think so. If you use too much ketamine you can’t really get work done,” then said that investors in his companies should want him to keep up his drug regimen. Not everyone is convinced. The Wall Street Journal has reported that Musk also takes the drug recreationally, and in 2023, Ronan Farrow reported in The New Yorker that Musk’s “associates” worried that ketamine, “alongside his isolation and his increasingly embattled relationship with the press, might contribute to his tendency to make chaotic and impulsive statements and decisions.” (Musk did not respond to my requests for comment. In a post on X responding to The New Yorker’s story, Musk wrote, “Tragic that Ronan Farrow is a puppet of the establishment and against the people.”)

We've linked several times to that January 2024 report by the Wall Street Journal. A cynic might say that Musk's comment about Ronan Farrow is exactly the sort of thing which has led some people to ask the sorts of questions Love cites in her report.

What does ketamine "do to the human brain?" As happenstance has it, we have a lifelong friend who's deep into ketamine culture. We continue to speak by phone. He's homeless on the west coast.

That said, what can ketamine "do to the brain?" It's a limited instrument to start with. Where can ketamine take it?

These are perfectly sensible questions to ask at this point in time. As a general matter, Blue America's leading tribunes have agreed to avoid such queries.

Our tribunes agree that we mustn't talk about Dr. Bandy X. Lee at all. For better or worse, they're also reluctant to discuss this second (related) topic. 

At CNN, an obvious thread was quickly lost in the course of last evening's "discussion." That's the way our human brains tend to work, even in the absence of additional points of concern.

Jeffrey Goldberg is plenty sharp. Also, he's the person who was willing to publish the article by Love.

That said, the article has triggered zero discussion. At the end of last Friday's program, Goldberg cited it sotto voce. 

Jeffrey Goldberg is perfectly sharp. He's also a good, decent person. That said:

As a species, are we the humans really equipped for the current task?

This morning, we watched the first hour of Fox & Friends Weekend, plus a little bit more. For that and for many other reasons, we're forced to say that the prospects may not be amazingly good.


FRIDAY: This isn't your father's revolt from below!

FRIDAY, MARCH 21, 2025

Or maybe it actually is: Last night, the Nancy Pelosi Botox joke arrived at 10:03.

Some may think we've been exaggerating when we say he does this every night. Sorry, Charlie! There he went again:

GUTFELD (10/20/25): And finally, U.S. Border officials in Indiana have confiscated nearly $10,000 worth of fake Botox products.

Yeah, you'll never guess who's seeking the death penalty.

[PHOTO OF NANCY PELOSI]

AUDIENCE: LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 

He does it virtually every night. Some nights, he goes there twice.  And as we showed you yesterday afternoon, the women of The View will typically be compared to some manner of "livestock." Over and over and over and over, liberal women are said to be just too farking fat!

The audience will applaud and cheer. This happens virtually every night, but last night was truly remarkable.

Last night, the evening's "monologue" began right there, at 10:03 p.m. It set the stage for an extremely strange throwback discussion.

At 10:03, after the Botox joke, the "monologue" started like this:

GUTFELD: So, what's wrong with women?

TYRUS: You got an hour?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! For the record, Tyrus is a former heavyweight "wrestler" who serves as this show's Ed McMahon. 

You'll assume that initial exchange just had to be tongue in cheek. In fact, it launched a wholly serious ersatz discussion which came straight outta Angry Incel Land.

At any rate, as Gutfeld continued, it became clear that his real question was this:

What's wrong with white women?

Later, the focus became even more clear. He wanted to vent his anger at college-educated white liberal women—more specifically, at the substantial percentage of such women who don't agree with his own manly views concerning a wide assortment of topics, starting with the way they allegedly swoon over President Zelensky.

The "monologue" ran from 10:03 until 10:09. By 10:05, the fellow was railing against the (imagined) large number of college-educated white liberal women who supposedly "swooned over the CEO shooter Luigi Mangione."

"Dozens of young women showed up in court to support a loner who killed a family man," the Fox News Channel star said. "Dozens" isn't a very large number, but the angry incel star seemed to extend the blame to white liberal women in general.

By the end of his monolog, he was saying how much better conservative white women are. His monologue ended with this remark about those awful white liberal women:

GUTFELD: [Conservative women] swim in gratitude as lefties drown themselves in resentment, antidepressants and Meow Mix. The only thing they have left, sadly, is an enabling Democrat [sic] Party, an abusive boyfriend that sustains their misery. Talk about marrying down!

Along the way, he had complained about "the hijacking of the maternal instinct."

All in all, this isn't your father's revolt from below—or maybe, in some ways, it is! It was especially interesting to see the way Tyrus and the other three panelists agreed with this gentleman's jihad.

This afternoon, in the New York Times, four conservative columnists ruminate on Trump's second coming to date (Brooks, Douthat, French and Stephens). In our reading, the four columnists almost seem to think that the current machinations of Trump-and-them are actually part of something like standard politics.

(We'd say that David French came the closest to walking away from that view.)

Is Trump II some sort of slightly more extreme version of politics-as-usual? That's the song we almost thought we heard. In our view, any such view is delusional.

In Eyes Wide Shut, the Tom Cruise character stumbles upon a wealthy secret society (male) which wants a return to ancient rituals—and to ancient sex roles. According to every major expert, such wishes may tend to be bred in the bone within our imperfect species.

To challenge yourself, we recommend that you force yourself to watch the first seventeen minutes of last evening's Gutfeld! program.  In Eyes Wide Shut, the Cruise character is shocked by what he finds when he stumbles upon that secret society.  

We often have a similar reaction when watching the Gutfeld! show. On a nightly basis, Rashida Tlaib has too much hair on her face, Joy Behar is too farking fat.

Michelle Obama is really a man. Governor Walz is gay. This garbage is on the air every night. It drives the revolt from below.


OU BOUM: What the Fox friends actually said!

FRIDAY, MARCH 21, 2025

Running on morally empty: Starting very early on Tuesday morning, we advanced a basic precept:

The key word is "alleged."

Over the weekend, the Stumblebums had frogmarched hundreds of people off to a Central American gulag. The people in question were "alleged gang members," major news orgs now said.

They key word there was "alleged!" That was especially true given the medieval nature of the gulag into which these people had been shipped.

On what basis could an actual gang member be "deported" in this unconventional way? Like much of the upper-end press, we've sidestepped that question this week.

We've focused instead on a different question:

What if some of the alleged gang members are actually no such thing?

What if some of the deportees aren't killers or rapists or monsters? Could that possibly even be true of most of the deportees?

What if it was true of only one of these people? Given the endless errors committed by the Stumblebums in question, the possible problem was obvious—unless you were one of the vacuous people employed by Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott, then paraded before the nation each morning on the "cable news" gong-show known as Fox & Friends.

Last Tuesday morning, bright and early, the quartet of friends were clucking about the removals. In that morning's brief report, we described it as the most morally vacuous conversation ever staged on the planet.

Today, we'll show you what was said. First, though, we want to discuss the power of the word "alleged."

It happened last night on the PBS NewsHour. Three hours later, the phenomenon jumped to The Rachel Maddow Show.

Lawyers had begun to claim that some of the alleged gang members weren't actual gang members. Despite that claim, there they now sit, down there in the gulag. 

For the record, "sworn declarations" may not be accurate—but, quite often, they are! On the PBS NewsHour, here what Amna Nawaz and Laura Barron-Lopez now said:

NAWAZ (3/20/25): ...The administration has already deported some 200 migrants to El Salvador. They claim that they were all members of a violent gang, Tren de Aragua.

Family members and lawyers have since been coming out and saying these men are not all gang members, they were wrongfully arrested and deported. What are we learning?

BARRON-LOPEZ: So we have new sworn declarations that were made overnight to the court. And in one of those, a lawyer representing one of the Venezuelan nationals who was deported to El Salvador provided information about this Venezuelan national.

And so this Venezuelan migrant is Jerce Reyes Barrios. He's a 26-year-old professional soccer player and coach. He protested the authoritarian rule of Nicolas Maduro in Venezuela. And then he fled Venezuela in early 2024 after being tortured with electric shock.

And he legally applied for asylum and entered the U.S. and then was detained as his case, his asylum case was playing out. But his lawyers said that the government accused him of being a member of Tren de Aragua based on two things.

First, an arm tattoo—quote—"of a crown sitting atop a soccer ball with a rosary and the word dios." In reality, he chose this tattoo because it is similar to the logo for his favorite soccer team, Real Madrid. 

The second thing that DHS points to is a photo of Mr. Reyes Barrios on social media of him making a hand gesture that the DHS alleges is proof of gang membership. And his lawyer said that—quote—"In fact, the gesture is a common one that means 'I love you' in sign language and is commonly used as a rock 'n' roll symbol."

His lawyer also added that his legal counsel as well as his family have lost all contact with him and have no information about his condition.

In our view, Baron-Lopez should have said "allegedly" at several points as she reported what legal counsel had said.

At any rate, Barrios is now in the gulag, from which he may never return. He is indeed an alleged gang member. But in the absence of anything like due process, what is the actual truth?

The Stumblebums say they based their assessment on a pair of somewhat flimsy grounds. We Americans are supposed to follow Frost's ancient precept:

Trust us, the Voices said.

That said, should we trust the Voices in question? At present, they're best known for their endless errors, but also for their frequent ludicrous claims.

Have some, perhaps many, of the deportees been swept up in their latest mistake? On Tuesday morning's Fox & Friends, the children made it very clear:

Over here, on the Fox News Channel, we don't care about questions like that.

The children—the friends—made that quite clear. This morning, we're saying their names:

Fox & Friends co-hosts: March 18, 2025
Lawrence Jones: regular co-host, Fox & Friends
Steve Doocy: regular co-host, Fox & Friends
Ainsley Earhardt: regular co-host, Fox & Friends
Brian Kilmeade: regular co-host, Fox & Friends

On Tuesday morning, there they sat! They sat on the type of tuffet routinely selected by the storebought and by the morally vacuous.  

In the end, it may not be their actual fault that they're morally vacuous. But right there, at 6:15 a.m., this was the first thing the flyweights said concerning these "deportations:"

EARHARDT (6/18/25): Back here at home, there are 261 illegal MS-13 gang members, some MS-13 ringleaders—Donald Trump is calling them "terrorists" because many of them don't have America's best interests in mind. And they're here illegally. 

So he puts them on planes, he sends them to El Salvador, and in the middle of those flights, a judge says, "No, you have to stop, you have to turn those planes around." And Donald Trump says, "Well, they're not in American air space any more, so it's too little, too late."

That's how the childishness started. In the short term, a bit of clatter noted the fact that the ACLU had tried to stop these flights. But at 6:17, Kilmeade brought the eternal note of sadness in.

In this case, that eternal note of sadness was, in fact, the obvious sound of an ad hominem attack—and of corporate propaganda:

KILMEADE: Remember who this judge is. He's an Obama-appointed judge who...allowed Carter Page to be surveilled illegally. He basically got a slap on the wrist.

Remember also, this judge has got a wife who is a radical leftist—Hillary Clinton, huge Hillary Clinton supporter. He seems to be an activist judge, and he seems to be getting really ahead of himself on how much weight he actually carries in terms of foreign policy with America. 

Here's our press secretary yesterday:

LEAVITT (videotape): These are heinous monsters, rapists, murderers, kidnappers, sexual assaulters, predators who have no right to be in this country and they must be held accountable...

You may be getting the picture. For the record, what if one (or more) of these heinous monsters aren't heinous monsters at all? Also, if you've been granted the right to apply for asylum, is it true that you "have no right to be in this country?"

Leavitt was poisoning the well against any thought that any of the deportees could have been wrongly shipped off to the gulag. In turn, Kilmeade was poisoning the well against the work of this activist judge.

The judge has a radical activist wife. Also, Hillary Clinton!!!!! (For the record, the judge was initially named to the bench by President George W. Bush.) 

This is the way children like these guarantee the millions of dollars they get paid by their corporate owners. Along the way, no one mentioned the presence of the possibly troubling word "alleged" in news reports about the wat these 261 people had been disappeared into a brutal gulag. 

None of the children mentioned that word—but sure enough! Right on cue, at 6:19, Earnhardt piped up with this:

JONES: So, it's one thing to object to a few people on the plane. But to say that all of the planes, full of MS-13, Tren de Aragua, that have been—

EARHART: Why would you be upset about that?

JONES: Why would you say, "Bring those planes back to this country?" It just doesn't make any sense!

Uh-oh! Jones had almost suggested the possibility that some of the people on the planes might not be actual gang members—might be on the planes by mistake.

Innocent people were possibly being frogmarched away to a gulag! "Why would [someone] be upset about that?" the perpetually compliant Earhardt now thoughtfully asked. 

(We think we're capturing Earhardt's meaning based on the full context.)

"Why would [someone] be upset about that?" This question provided the framework for what was coming next. 

What was coming next was this. Instantly, Kilmeade went there:

KILMEADE: So here's my question. We've got to get more of these guys out. We cut a great deal with El Salvador. They know how to lock and hold brutal prisoners, right? We saw that whole system.

Six million bucks? You can't go wrong! So this is a deal that Marco Rubio helped cut. It's awesome.

Down in El Salvador, a strongman was only charging us $6 million (per year) for the use of his gulag. 

"You can't go wrong" at that price, Kilmeade said. The strongman gave us a wonderful price! At that price, this was an awesome deal!

As the conversation continued, "due process" was briefly mentioned once, then was quickly discarded. Jones thundered as he constantly does, playing the role of the loudmouth. 

Endless complications were cited. Before long, he and Earhardt were saying this about the 1798 law which was tangled up in the legal brouhaha:

JONES: When you think about it, Ainsley, it's common sense. We don't see anything about the Constitution being too old.

EARHARDT: Is it an act of war? Are we in the middle of a war? Who cares? These guys are the worst of the worst. Get them out of the country! Most Americans would agree with that.

Earnhardt persistently presents herself as a South Carolina Christian. That said, is it possible that innocent people had been frogmarched away?

 "Who cares?" she thoughtfully said. "These guys are the worst of the worst," she said. But what if some of them aren't?

And so it went, this Tuesday morning, among Suzanne Scott's employees.

We can't transcribe their full conversation. Assuming you can make the Internet Archive work, you can see the whole thing by clicking the links we've offered above, then by clicking some more. 

At any rate, the strongman had given us a good price! But also, Who actually cares?

This morally vacuous pabulum is slipped into Red America's oatmeal for four hours every morning. The friends are paid millions of dollars to say these things—but in full fairness, in the end, this is most likely all they have.

That said, also this:

Last Friday night, at the end of the show, Jeffrey Goldberg made a somewhat strange statement. 

He hosts the PBS program, Washington Week. He's editor of The Atlantic. The gent is thoroughly sharp.

As the program ended, Goldberg said this. But who was he talking about?

GOLDBERG (3/14/25): Unfortunately, we need to leave it there for now, but I'm sure we're going to be revisiting these questions again. I want to thank our panelists for joining us and our viewers as well.

For more on what ketamine does to the human brain, and I'm not saying whose brain, please visit theatlantic.com.

I'm Jeffrey Goldberg. Good night from Washington.

Ketamine hadn't been mentioned during the program. What in the world was he talking about, and why was he being so coy?

This afternoon: "He was somebody's darling..."

Tomorrow: The Ketamine Kid

THURSDAY: The Archive seems to be back in business!

THURSDAY, MARCH 20, 2025

Adventures in sewage flow: The day's good news seems to run like this:

Knock on wood, it looks like the Internat Archive may be up and running again.

We refer to the invaluable (but generally unused) service which lets an analyst see videotape of every word that's ever spoken on this flailing nation's various "cable news" programs.

In recent weeks, the service seemed to have lost its juice. Attempts to play its videotape from "cable news" program resulted in endless buffering.

It seemed to us that the invaluable service was flat on its back. As of yesterday, the service seems to have sprung back to life. 

Go figure!

The corresponding bad news, needless to say, concerns what can routinely be seen on "cable news" programs. Most strikingly, the ugly fatuity on the Fox News Channel continues to constitute a cynical assault on the rapidly fading national interest. 

We'll offer a few quick examples:

Tim Walz recently appeared as the third guest on Gavin Newsom's new podcast. Inevitably, this produced an array of references to "Tampon Tim," or merely to "Tampon," on an assortment of Fox News Channel programs last night.

Inevitably, this largely involved the studied inanity of Jesse Watters, on his own program at 8 p.m. but also on The Five

Watters served as moderator of the first segment on The Five. After one minute of praise for Elon Musk's service to the nation, he transitioned to his second topic.

It was now 5:01. The silliest 47-year-old boy in the history of American news was now saying this:

WATTERS (3/19/25): Meanwhile, Tampon Tim is now getting a kick out of the Tesla stock going down, and Crybaby Kimmel is giving a wink-wink to the vandalism.

On Fox, they all have nicknames now. Candidate Trump started the practice, and it soon spread to the children.

Videotape followed. References to "Tampon Tim" followed during the program, then during Jesse Watters Primetime in the 8 o'clock hour. The latter program was filled with braindead segments about the imagined state of the Obamas' marriage, and with other such distractions from actual news.

It would be hard to overstate a certain element of the dumpster fire Suzanne Scott throws on the air each night. The distinguishing characteristic of her various childish stars is the difficulty they seem to have with modern sexual politics—but also, with what might have seemed to be conventional notions of simple human courtesy. 

When they go low, they then go lower—and the sexual panic is hard to miss. Here you see the handful of jokes which opened last evening's Gutfeld! program, starting at 10 o'clock sharp and running to 10:03:

Joke 1:

GUTFELD: Thanks to Donald Trump, the stranded astronauts finally made it home. They made it home in Elon Musk's Dragon capsule. 

[CHEERING]

This as Joe Biden prepped his new capsule for his departure.

[PHOTO OF A HEARSE]

Joke 2:

GUTFELD: Many GOP lawmakers are praising Trump for his phone call with Vladimir Putin because Biden has refused to even pick up the phone. 

In Biden's defense, this was his phone.

[PHOTO OF A CHILD'S TOY PHONE]

Joke 3:

GUTFELD: After stealing an ambulance, a Florida resident paused to drink a beer before surrendering to police. 

Which raises this question—when did this woman move to Florida?

[PHOTO OF KAMALA HARRIS]

[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]

Joke 4:

GUTFELD: Whoopi Goldberg said that any cast member of The View could find themselves being deported. 

Luckily for them, ICE can't legally deport livestock.

[PHOTO OF ALL FIVE CO-HOSTS OF THE VIEW]

Joke 5:

GUTFELD: Sleep experts say placing a piece of medical grade tape across your upper lip can reduce snoring. 

And if you place it above your upper lip, you can also remove unwanted hair.

[PHOTO OF REP. RASHIDA TLAIB]

GUTFELD: We're always here to help.

Joke 6: 

A mere masturbation joke.

Joke 7:

GUTFELD: The Blob fish, which was once deemed the world's ugliest animal, has made a resounding comeback to win "Fish of the year." 

Coming in second place, once again, was the hagfish.

[PHOTO OF JOY BEHAR]

[APPLAUSE]

TYRUS: Well played.

Joke 8: 

GUTFELD: WNBA player Cameron Brink said she only wants to practice with gay men. 

In other words, her teammates. 

Joke 9:

A joke about Don Lemon eating a dead rat on the sidewalk.

[APPLAUSE]

Joke 10:

GUTFELD: And finally, a new study claims that oral sex may lead to dementia. 

"My husband has nothing to worry about," says one woman.

[PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON]

[APPLAUSE]

TYRUS: It's a hell of a tradeoff.

GUTFELD: Yeah.

It was now 10:03. Mercifully, the opening jokes were over. That said, Gutfeld had hit several of his favorite nightly topics:

On a nightly basis, Rep. Tlaib is now said to have a hairy face. The women of The View are compared to whales, to pigs, to horses or cows, or to some other large animal.

At the age of 83, it will routinely be noted that Joy Behar isn't attractive enough to meet Gutfeld's exacting standards. Also, Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay and Trans trans trans trans trans, night after night after night.

Judged by measures once thought to be common, it's hard to know who is more emotionally sick—this 60-year-old furious child or his grossly embarrassing audience. The former "wrestler" is by his side, pretending to be Ed McMahon.

Mercifully, the opening jokes were over. From there, the star delivered a monologue on his first substantive topic—the very questionable sexuality of the very gay Governor Walz. 

As he delivered his monologue on this "topic," he was soon striking at a few more nightly targets:

GUTFELD: The problem is, like everything else they [the Democrats] do, [the clam that Candidate Walz was a man's man] just wasn't real. Just like Nancy Pelosi's face and Barack Obama's marriage.

[PHOTO OF PELOSI]

AUDIENCE: Ooohhhhh!

Concerning Walz, the little guy quickly added this:

"If that guy got any gayer, he would fart glitter."

It was now 10:07 p.m. Like rust itself, psychosexual panic and emotional disorder pretty much never sleep.

CEO Suzanne Scott puts this swill on the air every night of the week. What she does is an assault on the dying American project.

As this swill is broadcast each night, tribunes of Blue America have all agreed that they must never notice or speak. Robert Frost had a theory about such behavior:

. "Something we were withholding made us weak."

We leave you with one rather large thought:

It's amazing how much of the current "revolt from below" seems to be built around varieties of psychosexual panic. Within our imperfect species, frightened adherence to ancient sex roles seems to be very much bred in the bone.

This fellow's insults are bred in the bone. Blue America powers ahead as if there's nothing to see here.

"Nothing to look at—move right along," our Blue leadership says.

Broken toy joins the fun: The idea that Kamala Harris is a secret drunk has been a standard theme on the Fox News Channel since last summer.  Suzanne Scott is the profit-based CEO who puts this swill on the air.

Yesterday, another of the "broken toys" spoke out on this subject:
JD Vance Claims Kamala Harris Drank ‘Four Shots of Vodka’ Before Starting Day as VP—Says It Explains ‘Word Salads’
Actually no, we aren't making that up! This is the planet we currently live on, and this is the "night assault."

OU BOUM: A silly child described monsters and killers!

THURSDAY, MARCH 20, 2025

But what if they actually aren't? Karoline Leavitt stood at the podium describing the foreign terrorists.

Hundreds of people had been frog-marched away to a Central American gulag. Here's what the youngster now said:

LEAVITT (3/19/25): A predatory incursion is absolutely what has happened with Tren de Aragua. They have been sent here by the hostile Maduro regime in Venezuela, and the president immediately upon taking office, designated TDA as a foreign terrorist organization. And under this act, it is within the president’s authority to deport these terrorists. And anybody trying to defend these terrorists who have now been sent off of American soil should talk to the families of the individuals who these heinous monsters have killed and have raped. 

If you talk to those families, they are so heartened by the president’s decision to take tough action and to use his executive authority. Something that no other president has been willing to do because President Trump does what he says he’s going to do, and he is deporting these foreign terrorists from American soil to secure our homeland, and he’s within his rights to do that.

That's what the youngster said. Such representations have been general over Red America in the course of this past week. 

On Sunday, videotape of the killers and rapists had appeared as they arrived in El Salvador—as they were being frog-marched off to residence in the gulag. At that time, President Trump had posted this:

PRESIDENT TRUMP (3/16/25): These are the monsters sent into our Country by Crooked Joe Biden and the Radical Left Democrats. How dare they! Thank you to El Salvador and, in particular, President Bukele, for your understanding of this horrible situation, which was allowed to happen to the United States because of incompetent Democrat leadership. We will not forget!

The videotape was tape of "the monsters." Crooked Joe Biden had let the monsters in.

The president had shipped hundreds of killers and rapists off to exile in a foreign gulag. The people in question were foreign terrorists, the White House spokesyoungster had said.

But what if some of the people in question actually weren't foreign terrorists? What if some of the deportees—what if most of the deportees—weren't even members of the gang in question at all?

Across the platforms which message to Red America, such possibilities weren't permitted to surface. But over here in Blue America, as we've noted in the past two days, the key word is still "alleged."

In newspapers written for Blue America, news reports referred to the deportees as "alleged gang members." In yesterday morning's New York Times, this report even saw the light of day:

Judge in Deportation Case Draws Ire of Republicans as White House Pushes Back

[...]

A separate legal fight has been quietly simmering about the level of danger presented by the Venezuelan immigrants who were deported by Mr. Trump under the extraordinary powers of the Alien Enemies Act.

Lawyers for some of the men have claimed they are not members of Tren de Aragua at all, but instead were targeted by the gang while living in Venezuela. And recent court filings the government has submitted to Judge Boasberg have provided a murky view of who these migrants might be.

In one recent filing, the Justice Department cited an immigration officer who acknowledged that several of the people suspected of being gang members did not have criminal records in the United States...

Others appear to have been arrested while merely in proximity to Tren de Aragua members during law enforcement raids, according to the officer, Robert L. Cerna II, the acting field office director of the deportation arm of Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Is it possible that some of these monsters aren't actually monsters at all? Indeed, how many of these alleged monsters might not, in fact, be actual monsters? 

How many monsters might not be real monsters? According to that samizdat, this is the state of the evidence:

"Recent court filings the government has submitted to Judge Boasberg have provided a murky view of who these migrants might be."

According to the Times report, the people who were frog-marched away to the gulag were, in fact, actual "migrants." But was the rest of screeching true—the formulaic, scary screeching about the killers and rapists?

Was the rest of the caterwauling accurate? As we noted yesterday, the answer arrives from the mists of time:

Trust us, the Voices said.

As noted earlier, we're skipping a bevy of other questions about this removal project. We're focusing on a single question:

Is there good reason to believe that the screaming and yelling is accurate—that the accusations are true? In part, we ask for  an obvious reason:

As we noted yesterday, the Voices we're being told to trust have issued an endless string of ludicrous claims about an array of other topics. Keeping that fact in mind, should we necessarily believe the Voices when they screech about this?

What are the names of the frog-marched monsters—of Karoline Leavitt's killers and rapists, of the foreign terrorists who now people her speech? Does the youngster even know the names of the people she's characterizing as they're frog-marched away?

Could she say their names? Also, what's the evidence on the basis of which the silly child stood before the world, right there in the White House, and issued her latest self-assured statement, in which she praised her daft employer for shipping the terrorists away?

By now, Leavitt has issued a stunning array of dumbbell statements. In fairness, some of these pronouncements have provided brief moments of something like comic relief. 

Back in February, her presentation about the name of a certain body of water was a conceptual gong-show for the ages. At the targeted Associated Press, David Bauder played it straight as he reported the matter:

White House says it has the right to punish AP reporters over Gulf naming dispute

The White House said Wednesday that news organizations that refuse to use President Donald Trump’s new name for the Gulf of Mexico were telling “lies” and insisted it would continue to bar Associated Press journalists from presidential events.

Trump has decreed that the international body of water—which borders Mexico, the United States and other nations—be called the Gulf of America. In its influential Stylebook, the AP said it would continue to use Gulf of Mexico, while also noting Trump’s decision, to ensure that names of geographical features are recognizable around the world.

The White House’s outright attempt at regulating language used by independent media—and the punitive measures attached to it—mark a sharp escalation in Trump’s often fraught dealings with news organizations.

At a regular briefing Wednesday, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said that “it is a fact that the body of water off the coast of Louisiana is called the Gulf of America, and I’m not sure why news outlets don’t want to call it that.”

Bauder's report continued from there; no paywall keeps you from reading it. Bauder's report includes videotape of the youngster Leavitt's pronouncement.

Meanwhile, too funny! Bauder was being possibly polite—but as you can see by watching the videotape at his report, this is what the spectacularly silly youngster had actually said:

LEAVITT (2/12/25): I was very upfront in my briefing on Day One that, if we feel that there are lies being pushed by outlets in this room, we are going to hold those lies accountable. And it is a fact that the body of water off the coast of Louisiana is called "the Gulf of America." 

Too funny! It's a fact that the body of water is called "the Gulf of America," Leavitt assuredly said. 

In truth, (some such) "fact" had been in existence for something like two days. For the previous four hundred years, it had been called something else!

Now, the potentate had ruled that it should be called something else. And if the AP didn't do what the potentate said, the AP was "pushing a lie!"

That came from the low-IQ Wurlitzer organ from which our world's "facts" now emerge. That's the caliber of the mental realm from which the current revolt from below has been emerging. 

Yesterday, the same silly child stood before the nation and world and described the foreign terrorists who were also killers and rapists. They were also monsters, she said.

That said, were the people shipped off to the gulag actual killers and rapists? If so, why weren't they simply arrested, held without bail, and charged in the courts for such crimes?

The silly child wasn't asked about that. That's one of the questions we ourselves are skipping past as we continue to sketch the state of play which now exists inside our rapidly failing nation.

Our view? 

Tribunes who speak to Blue America still haven't developed the language with which to describe ongoing events. They refer to a gulag as some sort of "prison," but also this:

Once again with our apologies, they refuse to employ appropriate language to describe such manifest lunacy as this:

THE PRESIDENT (3/4/25): We’re also identifying shocking levels of incompetence and probable fraud in the Social Security program for our seniors and that our seniors and people that we love rely on.  Believe it or not, government databases list 4.7 million Social Security members from people aged 100 to 109 years old.

It lists 3.6 million people from ages 110 to 119.  I don’t know any of them.  I know some people that are rather elderly, but not quite that elderly.  

(LAUGHTER) 

3.47 million people from ages 120 to 129. 

3.9 million people from ages 130 to 139.

3.5 million people from ages 140 to 149.

And money is being paid to many of them, and we’re searching right now. 

In fact, Pam [Bondi], good luck.  Good luck.  You’re going to find it.

But a lot of money is paid out to people because it just keeps getting paid and paid, and nobody does—and it really hurts Social Security and hurts our country.

1.3 million people from ages 150 to 159.  And over 130,000 people, according to the Social Security databases, are age over 160 years old.  

We have a healthier country than I thought, Bobby [Kennedy Jr.]. 

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

Including, to finish, 1,039 people between the ages of 220 and 229; one person between the age of 240 and 249; and one person is listed at 360 years of age—

AUDIENCE MEMBER:  Joe Biden!  

(LAUGHTER)

THE PRESIDENT: —more than 100 years older than our country. 

But we’re going to find out where that money is going, and it’s not going to be pretty. 

By slashing all of the fraud, waste, and theft we can find, we will defeat inflation, bring down mortgage rates, lower car payments and grocery prices, protect our seniors, and put more money in the pockets of American families. 

 (APPLAUSE) 

That was an act of transparent lunacy. But those are the Voices we're told we should trust about the lives of others.

In our view, tribunes who speak to Blue America are being inappropriately polite. As we've noted in the past, Robert Frost once described it like this:

Something we were withholding made us weak...

That situation obtains today as we refuse to use appropriate language to describe the lunatic conduct with which we're all surrounded.

Tribunes who speak to Red America are speaking of monsters and terrorists. But what if some—indeed, what if most—of those monsters and terrorists aren't?

The overmatched child who speaks for the president will never be able to go there. And over on the Fox News Channel, morally vacuous buckets of garbage like this are being served.

That link will take you to the morally vacuous pseudo-conversation we stumbled upon at 6:15 this Tuesday morning. Tomorrow, as the week finally ends, we'll finally have to transcribe the morally squalid ruminations emitted by the four friends that day on the corporate propaganda show, Fox & Friends. 

We'll also have to return to last Friday's Washington Week to show you what Jeffrey Goldberg rather timidly said. Operating with extreme caution, he told us viewers, as he signed off, that we should go to the Atlantic read about ketamine.

We should read about ketamine, he said. But who in the world was he talking about? 

 Who in the world was he talking about? To our ear, it almost seemed like he didn't quite want to say!

Tomorrow: Moral squalor on Fox & Friends. Plus, who was he talking about?


WEDNESDAY: Letting a thousand distractions bloom!

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19, 2025

Kennedy files save the day: Letting a thousand distractions bloom, did the Maoists engineer this?

Did they decide to release "the Kennedy files" to create the latest distraction? In a perfectly sensible news report, the Washington Post starts with this:

What’s in the JFK files? Trump administration releases assassination docs.

The perpetual hunt for clues about the 20th century’s most dissected political assassination—the shooting of President John F. Kennedy on Nov. 22, 1963, in Dallas—took a turn Tuesday night with the release of more than 31,000 pages from the National Archives.

The dissemination of the records, ordered by President Donald Trump, is the latest in a string of disclosures since the 1990s that have tweaked how the nation and its historians view Kennedy’s killing. The vast majority of the National Archives’ 6 million pages of records related to the murder have already been declassified, according to the agency’s website. The newest batch of records can be found on the agency’s webpage under the headline, “JFK Assassination Records—2025 Documents Release.” The page features a table listing more than 1,100 entries of hyperlinked PDF files.

A Washington Post analysis shows that, based on their document identification numbers, none of the files released Tuesday are new. But many of the redactions have been unmasked.

White House spokesperson Harrison Fields, in a recent interview with NewsNation, promoted the pending disclosure, saying: “The American people will have their hands on these documents, and there will be a story to tell. I won’t preview you that story, but let me tell you: The American people are truly going to be shocked at what they see.” 

Way back in 1983, David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear. According to experts near the grassy knoll, "White House spokesperson Harrison Fields" was now possibly working to make this disappear:

Social Security to require millions to make claims in person rather than by phone

The Social Security Administration on Tuesday announced new measures that will require millions of Americans who file for benefits by phone to verify their identity using an online system or provide documentation in person at a field office.

The change is expected to disrupt agency operations just as the Trump administration, driven by billionaire Elon Musk’s U.S. DOGE Service, is racing to downsize Social Security—cutting 7,000 jobs, consolidating programs, and closing dozens of regional and local offices.

Because millions of elderly and disabled customers the agency serves lack computers to authenticate their identity—and have limited mobility to access in-person help—the change will create hardships, a top agency official acknowledged last week in an internal memorandum.

Acting commissioner Leland Dudek, in a call with reporters Tuesday as the changes were announced, said the tighter requirements to “identity-proof” telephone claimants are essential to fighting fraud.

[...]

The Washington Post reported Monday that the acting deputy commissioner for operations, Doris Diaz, told Dudek in an internal memorandum that the change to an online-only authentication requirement would cause longer wait times, longer processing times and “increased challenges for vulnerable populations.”

Possible translation, excited Spokesperson Fields-to-English:

Please look over here at the Kennedy files. Please do NOT look over there!

Are they letting a thousand distractions bloom? Has this all been planned?

We can't necessarily answer your question. For the record, this was the start of the earlier report in the Post:

Proposal would force millions to file Social Security claims in person

The Social Security Administration is considering adding a new anti-fraud step to claims for benefits that the agency acknowledges would force millions of customers to file in person at a field office rather than over the phone, according to an internal memorandum.

The change would create major disruptions to Social Security operations, the memo said, and could cause particular hardship for elderly and disabled Americans who have limited mobility. The proposal also comes as Elon Musk’s U.S. DOGE Service has announced plans to cut thousands of agency jobs and close dozens of regional and local Social Security offices.

Those applying for retirement and disability benefits by phone would be required for the first time to authenticate their identity through an online system that the memo refers to as “internet ID proofing.” But if a claimant can’t verify their identity online, they would have to provide documentation in person at a field office, according to the memo, which was viewed by The Washington Post...

The memo estimates that 75,000 to 85,000 customers per week would be diverted to local field offices because many of the elderly and disabled people that Social Security serves would be unable to complete a new identity verification requirement online.

“Increased challenges for vulnerable populations,” “longer wait times and processing time,” “increased demand for office appointments” and “increased foot traffic” at local field offices are the kinds of service disruptions the memo warns would happen if the change is implemented—as well as legal challenges and “operational strain.”

"Increased foot traffic at local field offices"—some of which are now being closed!

According to leading experts, service disruptions could lead to anger at the hopelessly failed bureaucratic system. Out of the anger at the dysfunction and rubble, does privatization emerge?

We can't answer that question either. For the record, Ted Cruz's father hasn't been spotted in any of the new Kennedy files. Still, it makes for fun on certain "cable news" programs! Dear viewers, please look over here!

Also from the Post's report: This passage comes a bit later in the Post's report about the shocking new Kennedy files:

Philip Shenon, author of “A Cruel and Shocking Act,” a history of the Kennedy assassination, said that after scanning numerous documents in the latest release, he struggled to find much that altered his understanding of the killing. Many of the pages are difficult to read and filled with a litany of names and pseudonyms whose significance is not yet known—and may never be. It’s not easy for the average member of the public to compare the new unredacted records to their partially or fully redacted prior versions, he said.

Despite that bath of cold water from Shenon, the spokesperson Fields said this:

"The American people are truly going to be shocked at what they see.” 

What does Philip Shenon know? Dear voters, please look over here!

OU BOUM: The Gulag gave us a very good deal!

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19, 2025

So the Fox friends all said: It's just exactly as we told you in yesterday morning's report:

The key word there is "alleged."

Except in the realm of Fox & Friends, "alleged" is still the key word. We highlight the word in this excerpt from a report from today's Washington Post:

Trump and his aides cheerily celebrate deportations

As the Trump administration battled with a federal judge over the use of wartime powers to deport alleged gang members to El Salvador, the White House X account on Monday posted a video of migrants being handcuffed and sent away, to the soundtrack of the 1998 Semisonic hit “Closing Time,” a song that’s often associated with the end of a party.

“You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here @CBP,” the White House posted, with musical note emojis—a reference to the song lyrics. The video was also posted on Team Trump’s TikTok and reposted by the official account for U.S. Customs and Border Protection, with the caption: “It’s closing time. We are making America safe again.”

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Monday that the video “sums up our immigration policy pretty well” and that the White House is “encouraging illegal immigrants to actively self-deport, to maybe save themselves from being in one of these fun videos.”

[...]

In addition to the “Closing Time” video, Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio shared a high-production video from Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele on Sunday that showed alleged gang members escorted off deportation flights and transported to a megaprison at night, where their heads were shaved. The White House also posted a video in February of migrants shackled before they boarded a deportation flight, with the caption: “ASMR: Illegal Alien Deportation Flight.”

And on Valentine’s Day, the White House posted a poem on Instagram, with a pink background and cutouts of Trump’s and border czar Tom Homan’s faces: “Roses are red violets are blue come here illegally and we’ll deport you.”

Rubio and Leavitt and Homan oh my—but also the Central American strongman! Everyone was having big fun with respect to the "deportation" of the "alleged" gang members—and again, we stress that key word.

With his famous "Oopsie too late" tweet, the strongman had mocked the much larger nation to the north. Leavitt and Human had chuckled along—but still, there sat the key word: 

"Alleged."

According to the Washington Post, "alleged gang members" had been "deported" to El Salvador. According to the Post's formulation, there's no question that the people in question were "migrants"—but were they also "gang members?"

According to the Washington Post, that part of the story is only "alleged!" That said, even the Post was being polite in the passage we've posted. 

For one thing, this wasn't exactly your grandfather's "deportation." For starters, the alleged gang members had been "deported" to a third nation, not to their country of origin. But also, they'd been directly deported into something the Post described as a "megaprison." 

The Post was being polite. More accurately, the alleged gang members had been "deported" into the maws of a Central American gulag—into a dystopian gulag from which the alleged gang members are unlikely ever to emerge.

In that sense, this wasn't you grandfather's deportation—and there sat the key word "alleged!" Staring into the face of the term, we ask you to ponder the following question:

Who were the hundreds of actual people who'd been spirited into this realm? 

Does anybody actually know who those people actually were? Over at the New York Times, a news report offers this

Judge in Deportation Case Draws Ire of Republicans as White House Pushes Back

[...]

A separate legal fight has been quietly simmering about the level of danger presented by the Venezuelan immigrants who were deported by Mr. Trump under the extraordinary powers of the Alien Enemies Act.

Lawyers for some of the men have claimed they are not members of Tren de Aragua at all, but instead were targeted by the gang while living in Venezuela. And recent court filings the government has submitted to Judge Boasberg have provided a murky view of who these migrants might be.

In one recent filing, the Justice Department cited an immigration officer who acknowledged that several of the people suspected of being gang members did not have criminal records in the United States—largely because they had not been in the country very long.

Others appear to have been arrested while merely in proximity to Tren de Aragua members during law enforcement raids, according to the officer, Robert L. Cerna II, the acting field office director of the deportation arm of Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Sad! Sad on the part of ICE, but also sad on the part of the New York Times for including this infelicitous phrase:

"Largely because they had not been in the country very long."

Sad! Perhaps due to an editing error, the Times chose to publish that formulation from ICE seemingly in its own voice!

With that, we return to our basic question:

Who were, or are, these deportees? Is it possible that some of the people shipped off to the gulag aren't even gang members at all? Is it possible that some of the deportees were actually targets of the gang in question?

Could such claims be accurate? Taking things even farther, we now ask you this:

Is it possible that most of these deportees aren't members of the gang in question? Stating what is blindingly obvious, we'll tell you this: 

Yes. Of course that's possible!

"Trust us," the Voices said. 

That's the closing line of a lesser-known Robert Frost poem, The Lovely Shall Be Choosers. (If memory serves, it's said to be a poem about the way Frost's mother was treated by an unfeeling world.)

The lovely shall be choosers! Today, we're told to trust the laughing Voices which come to us from the disordered organization which recently sent its figurehead onto a national stage to tell us the people an array of gargantuan nonsense. 

With apologies, we republish that figurehead's words again, along with the attendant (LAUGHTER) from some of the many Voices in his audience. We apologize for having to post this lunacy again:

THE PRESIDENT (3/4/25): We’re also identifying shocking levels of incompetence and probable fraud in the Social Security program for our seniors and that our seniors and people that we love rely on.  Believe it or not, government databases list 4.7 million Social Security members from people aged 100 to 109 years old.

It lists 3.6 million people from ages 110 to 119.  I don’t know any of them.  I know some people that are rather elderly, but not quite that elderly.  

(LAUGHTER) 

3.47 million people from ages 120 to 129. 

3.9 million people from ages 130 to 139.

3.5 million people from ages 140 to 149.

And money is being paid to many of them, and we’re searching right now. 

In fact, Pam [Bondi], good luck.  Good luck.  You’re going to find it.

But a lot of money is paid out to people because it just keeps getting paid and paid, and nobody does—and it really hurts Social Security and hurts our country.

1.3 million people from ages 150 to 159.  And over 130,000 people, according to the Social Security databases, are age over 160 years old.  

We have a healthier country than I thought, Bobby [Kennedy Jr.]. 

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

Including, to finish, 1,039 people between the ages of 220 and 229; one person between the age of 240 and 249; and one person is listed at 360 years of age—

AUDIENCE MEMBER:  Joe Biden!  

(LAUGHTER)

THE PRESIDENT: —more than 100 years older than our country. 

But we’re going to find out where that money is going, and it’s not going to be pretty. 

By slashing all of the fraud, waste, and theft we can find, we will defeat inflation, bring down mortgage rates, lower car payments and grocery prices, protect our seniors, and put more money in the pockets of American families. 

 (APPLAUSE) 

They sent the figurehead out to make those lunatic claims as (LAUGHTER) emerged from the Voices. Days later, a certain user of ketamine was repeating the same crazy claims.

Along the way, he and his nameless / faceless "engineers" had made a seemingly endless array of major clownish mistakes as they claimed to bring a brand of efficiency to the workings of the federal government.

Sad! But in the face of that mammoth dysfunction, the Voices were saying, "So what?" 

Voices like the silly child Leavitt (she's 27) and the furious Homan (he's 63) were vastly enjoying the "fun" as the alleged gang members were shipped off to the gulag. Along the way, we the people were told that we should make a highly unlikely assumption:

We should simply assume that what the Voices were saying simply had to be accurate! The figurehead had clowned us with his insane oration about all that fraud—but now we should simply assume the accuracy of this!

This brings us to the morning's key question. How many of those alleged gang members are actual gang members?

How many of them are really gang members?

"Trust us," the flyweights now said.

That's what we got from the people who sent the figurehead out to make those ludicrous claims about the non-existent recipients of all that Social Security fraud—ludicrous claims of a type which have largely been normalized by this point in time.

The lovely were laughingly making their choices about the fate of the deportees. They'd shipped them off to a gulag, laughing about it the whole way.

This brings us to the conversation which took place on yesterday morning's Fox & Friends. The four Fox friends were all on the couch. We'll say their names tomorrow.

Yesterday morning, there they sat. It was 6:15 a.m. 

The friends began to discuss this case. We got a very good price from the gulag, these corporate Voices now said. 

Tomorrow, we'll transcribe their remarks. 

"Ou-boum" was a sound once heard in some (fictional) Indian caves as certain cultural frameworks melted away, disappeared. The Gulag gave us a very good price, these multimillionaire Voices all said.

Trust us, the friends happily said.

Tomorrow: Ou-boum! We transcribe what the four friends actually said

Friday: Jeffrey Goldberg mentioned ketamine. But who was he talking about?