DELAY: The key word there was "alleged!"

TUESDAY, MARCH 17, 2025

We'll be posting this afternoon: This very morning, we saw what may have been the most morally vacuous conversation ever staged on the planet.

The conversation took place—where else?—on this morning's Fox & Friends. We got a very good price from El Salvador, the vacuous creatures all said.

In fairness, moral vacuity has always lay at the heart of the human project. That said, we make these pronouncements:

We're losing a large chunk of time today. We won't be posting until this afternoon.

We probably won't be able to transcribe that Fox & Friends conversation until tomorrow morning.

Also, we're sticking with the framework from A Passage to India.  "Ou-boum?" We can't precisely explain what it means, but when has that ever stopped anyone?

Finally, this:

Over the weekend, a Central American strongman was mocking the United States with this mocking tweet:

"Oopsie...too late!"

A mocking emoji was included.

The strongman appended his mocking tweet to a screenshot of a report in the New York Post. As you can see by clicking this link, the headline on the report said this:

Fed judge orders deportation flights carrying alleged Venezuelan gangbangers to return to US, blocks Trump from invoking Alien Enemies Act

That was the attempted legal action the strongman was publicly mocking. But even at the New York Post, the key word there was this:

"Alleged."

The strongman was mocking the U.S. The strongman gave us a very good price, the Fox News employees all said.