FRIDAY: This isn't your father's revolt from below!

FRIDAY, MARCH 21, 2025

Or maybe it actually is: Last night, the Nancy Pelosi Botox joke arrived at 10:03.

Some may think we've been exaggerating when we say he does this every night. Sorry, Charlie! There he went again:

GUTFELD (10/20/25): And finally, U.S. Border officials in Indiana have confiscated nearly $10,000 worth of fake Botox products.

Yeah, you'll never guess who's seeking the death penalty.

[PHOTO OF NANCY PELOSI]

AUDIENCE: LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 

He does it virtually every night. Some nights, he goes there twice.  And as we showed you yesterday afternoon, the women of The View will typically be compared to some manner of "livestock." Over and over and over and over, liberal women are said to be just too farking fat!

The audience will applaud and cheer. This happens virtually every night, but last night was truly remarkable.

Last night, the evening's "monologue" began right there, at 10:03 p.m. It set the stage for an extremely strange throwback discussion.

At 10:03, after the Botox joke, the "monologue" started like this:

GUTFELD: So, what's wrong with women?

TYRUS: You got an hour?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! For the record, Tyrus is a former heavyweight "wrestler" who serves as this show's Ed McMahon. 

You'll assume that initial exchange just had to be tongue in cheek. In fact, it launched a wholly serious ersatz discussion which came straight outta Angry Incel Land.

At any rate, as Gutfeld continued, it became clear that his real question was this:

What's wrong with white women?

Later, the focus became even more clear. He wanted to vent his anger at college-educated white liberal women—more specifically, at the substantial percentage of such women who don't agree with his own manly views concerning a wide assortment of topics, starting with the way they allegedly swoon over President Zelensky.

The "monologue" ran from 10:03 until 10:09. By 10:05, the fellow was railing against the (imagined) large number of college-educated white liberal women who supposedly "swooned over the CEO shooter Luigi Mangione."

"Dozens of young women showed up in court to support a loner who killed a family man," the Fox News Channel star said. "Dozens" isn't a very large number, but the angry incel star seemed to extend the blame to white liberal women in general.

By the end of his monolog, he was saying how much better conservative white women are. His monologue ended with this remark about those awful white liberal women:

GUTFELD: [Conservative women] swim in gratitude as lefties drown themselves in resentment, antidepressants and Meow Mix. The only thing they have left, sadly, is an enabling Democrat [sic] Party, an abusive boyfriend that sustains their misery. Talk about marrying down!

Along the way, he had complained about "the hijacking of the maternal instinct."

All in all, this isn't your father's revolt from below—or maybe, in some ways, it is! It was especially interesting to see the way Tyrus and the other three panelists agreed with this gentleman's jihad.

This afternoon, in the New York Times, four conservative columnists ruminate on Trump's second coming to date (Brooks, Douthat, French and Stephens). In our reading, the four columnists almost seem to think that the current machinations of Trump-and-them are actually part of something like standard politics.

(We'd say that David French came the closest to walking away from that view.)

Is Trump II some sort of slightly more extreme version of politics-as-usual? That's the song we almost thought we heard. In our view, any such view is delusional.

In Eyes Wide Shut, the Tom Cruise character stumbles upon a wealthy secret society (male) which wants a return to ancient rituals—and to ancient sex roles. According to every major expert, such wishes may tend to be bred in the bone within our imperfect species.

To challenge yourself, we recommend that you force yourself to watch the first seventeen minutes of last evening's Gutfeld! program.  In Eyes Wide Shut, the Cruise character is shocked by what he finds when he stumbles upon that secret society.  

We often have a similar reaction when watching the Gutfeld! show. On a nightly basis, Rashida Tlaib has too much hair on her face, Joy Behar is too farking fat.

Michelle Obama is really a man. Governor Walz is gay. This garbage is on the air every night. It drives the revolt from below.