Silence of the journalists watch: We finally watched Gone Girl!

TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2016

The deference of the lambs:
Over the weekend, we noticed that the 2014 film, Gone Girl, was available as part of On Demand's ballyhooed annual Watchathon.

We decided to watch it. We were surprised by what we saw.

First, we were surprised by the way the film derived its juice from the Insanely Jealous Crazy Woman stereotype—the same portrait exploited by Fatal Attraction and The Hand That Rocks the Cradle before it.

Did insanely jealous, crazy Glenn Close boil a bunny to help sell a film? In Gone Girl, insanely jealous, crazy Rosamund Pike goes her several times better.

We were surprised by the extent to which this absurdly improbable film works from that ugly old libel. We were even more surprised when we went back and reread the reviews.

We seemed to recall a somewhat puzzling real-time discussion about the gender politics of Gone Girl. When we started rereading the reviews after watching the film this weekend, we were surprised to see that the reviewers hadn't seemed to notice the fact that the Pike character was built on that ugly old, bunny-boiling portrait.

Eventually, we turned to David Edelstein, writing for Vulture. We've loved Edelstein ever since his review of In America back in 2003. That said, even Edelstein started off suggesting that the characters played by Ben Affleck and Pike in Gone Girl are pretty much two of a kind:

"Fincher and his cinematographer, Jeff Cronenweth, shoot their characters from just below eye level. The angles [are] just slanted enough to catch the ceilings, to suggest how hemmed in these people are by circumstance and stupid choices and a house...that’s like purgatory in beige."

Here's the problem with that formulation. While one of these characters may perhaps be "hemmed in by circumstance and stupid choices and a house that’s like purgatory in beige," the other character is a crazy psychopath who 1) successfully frames her husband for murder, actually getting him arrested; 2) plans to kill herself after her husband is executed, just to drive home her point about the way he has misused her; and 3) viciously murders a former boyfriend to create a cover story after her initial scheme starts breaking down.

The husband in Gone Girl is unattractive. The wife is completely insane, in the familiar old way. We were amazed by the way the reviewers kept erasing the latter fact. Eventually, the highlighted statement by Edelstein seemed to confirm a suspicion:
EDELSTEIN (10/1/14): I never thought I’d write these words, but [Affleck] carries the movie. He’s terrific. Fincher exploits—and helps him ­transcend—his most common failing, a certain handsome-lug lack of commitment... Affleck’s Nick doesn’t mourn convincingly or look remotely ­honest—even when he tells the truth. In one scene, his hotshot lawyer (a genial Tyler Perry) rehearses him for a TV appearance and pelts Nick with candy when he sounds like he’s lying. He gets pelted a lot. It’s an almost impossible task to get Affleck’s Nick to sound like he’s speaking from the heart, and you can see the frustration in Affleck’s eyes at his own inability to get fully into the role. He’s trying to connect his face with his head and falling short.

About Pike I must—at the behest of the movie’s publicists—say less, although her acting is also a study in acting. In those few moments when the mask slips, she’s tight, frightened, childishly vulnerable, desperately grasping for a sense of control that the universe has denied her. I loved looking at her.
Edelstein tells us quite a bit about "Affleck's Nick." About Pike and her character, he says he "must say less." He says he must say less "at the behest of the movie's publicists!"

What an astounding admission! This journalist said less than he was inclined to say "at the behest of the publicists" from the industry he covers!

Did everyone else downplay the crazy bunny-boiling portrait at the heart of Gone Girl "at the behest of the publicists?" Over the years, we've noted that reviewers often seem to defer to major directors in various standardized ways. Was this an especially egregious example?

We call it egregious because this film's reworking of the Insanely Jealous Crazy Woman stereotype was ugly, and cried out for comment. As Edelstein ended his review, it almost seemed that he wanted to complain but couldn't quite make himself do it. This was his closing paragraph:
EDELSTEIN: I can’t leave Gone Girl without going back to its depiction of women, though here I risk the dreaded “spoiler.” (Stop reading if you wish.) The timing for a film that ­features instances of trumped-up sexual assaults could hardly be worse, and while it’s nowhere near as extreme as Fatal Attraction—which discredited feminist shibboleths by putting them in the mouth of a psychopath—the movie, like the novel, plays to the stereotype of weak men entrapped by pretend-­helpless women. The Spider Woman is, of course, a noir archetype, and I’m not prepared to renounce my affection for ­Double Indemnity and its ilk. But I can’t say those movies don’t have real-world ­consequences, and coming in the middle of mounting outrage over the pervasiveness of sexual abuse, I’d hate to see the likes of Rush Limbaugh buoyed by the film’s bloodcurdling specimen of a predatory slut. For the rest of us, it’s preferable to view Gone Girl as a profoundly cynical portrait of all sides of all relationships: First you’re blind to the truth of other people, then you see and wish you could go back to being blind. See it with your sweetie!
We're finally told, though only in passing, that the film in question offers a "bloodcurdling specimen of a predatory sl*t." (We don't recommend the term.)

Meanwhile, are you shitting us? Edelstein thought the movie he was reviewing didn't put "feminist shibboleths in the mouth of a psychopath?" The Glenn Close character was a psychopath, but this character wasn't?

Gone Girl is a ludicrous film. It ends with the Insanely Jealous Crazy Woman making a falsifiable claim; she claims that the ex-boyfriend she viciously killed abducted her from her home. As viewers, we know this claim is false; we also know that half of American law enforcement is present as she makes this claim, and some of them already know or suspect that she's totally crazy.

But so what? No one tries to confirm or falsify this claim. The police simply give up and go home, and her husband meekly resumes living with someone he knows to be a killer. This is the kind of stupid shit we're asked to swallow all through this ridiculous movie.

That said, the recurrent stupidity of this film isn't its defining characteristic. That would be its use of an ugly old libel straight outta Fatal Attraction. Meek reviewers across the board agreed not to notice that problem. Edelstein seems to have told us why—the publicists told them to chill.

(He then blames his silence on Rush Limbaugh, who he wouldn't want to enable. "It’s preferable to view Gone Girl as a profoundly cynical portrait of all sides of all relationships," he says, describing the very approach that makes the reviews seem so strange.)

The publicists told Edelstein to hush his mouth! Increasingly, this is the way our discourse works in a wide array of areas. Increasingly, it's corporate scripting all the way down, corporate scripting helped along by the deference of the lambs.

53 comments:

  1. The author of Gone Girl specializes in creating novels about crazy women who present normal outward appearances who have somehow been damaged by their "relationships" with men.

    Why complain about the treatment of women in Gone Girl when there is Game of Thrones to talk about?

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    1. Are you bowel movementing me? Game of Thrones has predatory women of lesser repute?

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    2. Continuing the near-perfect record of misreading that Somerby's work always seems to engender in certain commenters, Anonymous writes:

      "Why complain about the treatment of women in..."

      The post is most definitely NOT a complaint about how women are treated in popular media.

      It's about how members of the media treat their jobs and how they treat their readers.

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    3. "It's about how members of the media treat their jobs and how they treat their readers."

      derp (x2)

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    4. The last decent film critic was Pauline Kael-- who would have indeed noticed this goofy, demeaning imagery, and more.

      Kael of course is vilified by the lesser set.

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  2. "Fatel Attraction" was attacked by estimable feminist writer Susan Faludi in her book "Backlash." The problem is woman liked that movie and others similar to it. It's not hard to understand, the guy who cheats on his wife is terrorized for your enjoyment and then the family comes together in the moralistic ending.

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    1. I didn't like the way opera and opera goers were stereotyped. I get the distinct impression this never crossed Faludi's mind.

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  3. Bob should do more film reviews. In fact, he should specialize in them. Give up the small screen for the silver screen, so to speak.

    Bob's review is intriguing. At this point, though, I'll make an admission:

    When I read the review this morning, I thought of the many people, down through the year, who have tried to make female characters sane and sympathetic. Like Anne Marie in Blue Crush. And of course the Horse Whisperer, which is really like the same movie made over for Ordinary People. If you like seeing double there's always Haley Mills in the Parent Trap.

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    1. I disagree. Bob may get caught up in events and not get to a good, long serial review of a TV show for a week. But he never waits two years to do a TV review. He should stick with television. That's where he sees the movies anyway. It is no fun to go to a first run movie all alone.

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    2. Generally I read the reviews before seeing the film not afterward. But no matter. I am sure Somerby has a good reason to do it backward.

      In fact I didn't read the reviews for this film because I saw it first on TV too. To be truthful most of the reviews I get on TV as well rather than read any. I miss Siskel. Ebert not as much.

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    3. I liked Ebert better than Siskel. To each his own. De gustibus non est disputandum. Different strokes for different folks. Your mileage may vary.

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  4. Novels & Movies, especially of the sensational variety, present exaggerated situations to attract audiences and bring their issues into greater relief. It's as you were scolding Ian Fleming for not being Henry James.

    I didn't bother with this novel, so I wonder if includes enough detail left out of the movie to makes the plots (the book's and Gone Girl's) more plausible.

    Be that as it may, if you don't believe there are enough neurotic, vindictive women in the whole wide world to justify some degree of generalization, you need to get out more. Me, considering some of the darlings I've crossed path with, I've come to prefer getting out less.

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  5. While acknowledging the Crazy Woman trope/stereotype that Mr. Somerby points out, I think the movie was too well crafted to be considered a failure because of it.
    Indeed, in a perverse way, I actually thought the movie advanced the feminist cause near its end by showing the character of Nick now being in fear of wife, thus presenting, for the male viewer, an insight into a domestic violence situation from the victim's point of view.

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  6. Affleck hs the stuff of a real director. All the stuff is here!

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  7. I like Gone Baby Gone better. Also Gone with the Wind and Gone in 60 Seconds.

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    1. I can't believe you snubbed Gone.

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  8. In real life people who are abused and victimized frequently go back to their abuser - this includes men as well as women. And police may be able to do nothing about it.

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  9. I saw the movie. I kind of enjoyed it, though it's not some kind of high art. I didn't read the book, but I gather the movie is relatively true to it. The plot of the movie is completely implausible, which is the case for almost all movies and tv shows - including some very good ones (is Breaking Bad plausible?) I fail to see why TDH got so worked up by the portrayal of the wife. How many movies show men as psychopaths? Having characters that are so evil is par for the course. It's fiction. TDH seems to be going off the rails a bit here (as well as on books that say they make Einstein's theories understandable, but fail. The analogy with the fortune teller con-lady is a bad swing and miss. If his problem is with non-fiction books that make bullshit claims, there's no limit).

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    1. I saw a movie where Andy Griffith played a disturbed murderous grandpa. Bob probably never reviewed it because he was embarrassed at not being able to sleep for days after seeing it. But there were a lot of us just like you one this one, Bob.

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    At last my happiness has been restored by a Man named Dr Osun Magala ,, my name is Sarah I want every one on this site or forum to join me thank this Dr Osun Magala for what he just did for me and my kids. my story goes like this I was married to my husband for 5 years we were living happily together for this years and not until he traveled to Italy for a business trip where he met this prostitute who be witched he to hate me and the kids and love her only so when my husband came back from the trip he said he does not want to see me and my kids again so he drove us out of the house and he was now going to Italy for to see that other woman. so I and my kids were now so frustrated and I was just staying with my mum and I was not be treating good because my mama got married to another man when my after my daddy death so the man she got married to was not treating I and my kids well so I was so confuse and I was searching for a way to get my husband back to me and my kids so one day as I was browsing on my computer I saw a testimony about this MAN Dr Osun Magala of magalaspiritualtemple@gmail.com shared on the internet by a lady and it impress me too so I also think of give it a try at first a was scared by when I think of what me and my kids are passing through so I contact him and he told me to stay calm for just two days that my husband shall be restored to me and to my best surprise I received a call from my husband on the second day asking after the kids and I called Dr Osun Magala and he said your problems are solved my child so this was how I get my family back after a long stress of brake up by an evil lady so with all this help from Dr Osun Magala of magalaspiritualtemple@gmail.com I want you all on this forum to join me to say a huge thanks to Dr Osun Magala and I will also advice for any one in such or similar problems or any kind of problems should also contact him for help.website address: magalaspiritualtemple@gmail.com

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  22. How To Get Your husband Back & Avoid Divorce !!!

    At last my happiness has been restored by a Man named Dr Osun Magala ,, my name is Sarah I want every one on this site or forum to join me thank this Dr Osun Magala for what he just did for me and my kids. my story goes like this I was married to my husband for 5 years we were living happily together for this years and not until he traveled to Italy for a business trip where he met this prostitute who be witched he to hate me and the kids and love her only so when my husband came back from the trip he said he does not want to see me and my kids again so he drove us out of the house and he was now going to Italy for to see that other woman. so I and my kids were now so frustrated and I was just staying with my mum and I was not be treating good because my mama got married to another man when my after my daddy death so the man she got married to was not treating I and my kids well so I was so confuse and I was searching for a way to get my husband back to me and my kids so one day as I was browsing on my computer I saw a testimony about this MAN Dr Osun Magala of magalaspiritualtemple@gmail.com shared on the internet by a lady and it impress me too so I also think of give it a try at first a was scared by when I think of what me and my kids are passing through so I contact him and he told me to stay calm for just two days that my husband shall be restored to me and to my best surprise I received a call from my husband on the second day asking after the kids and I called Dr Osun Magala and he said your problems are solved my child so this was how I get my family back after a long stress of brake up by an evil lady so with all this help from Dr Osun Magala of magalaspiritualtemple@gmail.com I want you all on this forum to join me to say a huge thanks to Dr Osun Magala and I will also advice for any one in such or similar problems or any kind of problems should also contact him for help.website address: How To Get Your husband Back & Avoid Divorce !!!

    At last my happiness has been restored by a Man named Dr Osun Magala ,, my name is Sarah I want every one on this site or forum to join me thank this Dr Osun Magala for what he just did for me and my kids. my story goes like this I was married to my husband for 5 years we were living happily together for this years and not until he traveled to Italy for a business trip where he met this prostitute who be witched he to hate me and the kids and love her only so when my husband came back from the trip he said he does not want to see me and my kids again so he drove us out of the house and he was now going to Italy for to see that other woman. so I and my kids were now so frustrated and I was just staying with my mum and I was not be treating good because my mama got married to another man when my after my daddy death so the man she got married to was not treating I and my kids well so I was so confuse and I was searching for a way to get my husband back to me and my kids so one day as I was browsing on my computer I saw a testimony about this MAN Dr Osun Magala of magalaspiritualtemple@gmail.com shared on the internet by a lady and it impress me too so I also think of give it a try at first a was scared by when I think of what me and my kids are passing through so I contact him and he told me to stay calm for just two days that my husband shall be restored to me and to my best surprise I received a call from my husband on the second day asking after the kids and I called Dr Osun Magala and he said your problems are solved my child so this was how I get my family back after a long stress of brake up by an evil lady so with all this help from Dr Osun Magala of magalaspiritualtemple@gmail.com I want you all on this forum to join me to say a huge thanks to Dr Osun Magala and I will also advice for any one in such or similar problems or any kind of problems should also contact him for help.website address: magalaspiritualtemple@gmail.com

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  23. How to get your ex back After divorce or breakup right now no matter how hopeless your situation seems!.i'm so excited my Wife is back after a divorce!..Andrew by name and i live in Australia, and I`m happily married to a lovely and caring wife with two kids, A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago, between me and my wife so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back, after much begging but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision and she never wanted to see me again. So on one evening as i was coming back from work i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife So i explained every thing to her,so he told me that the only way i can get my wife back is to visit a spell caster because it has really worked for him too and i never believed in spell but i had no other choice than to follow his advice. Then he gave me the email address of the spell caster who help him before. So the next morning i sent a mail to the address she gave to me and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back in 18 hours, what an amazing statement!! I never believed so he spoke with me and told me everything that i need to do, which i did and after he has casted the spell he told me to wait for a reunion call from my wife So surprisingly, my wife who did not call me for the past seven {7}months gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back i am so Amazed!! So that was how she came with alots of love and joy and she apologized for her mistake and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day our relationship was now stronger than how it were before by the help of a spell caster called Dr.Unity. So, i will advice you out there if you have any problem contact him at :Unityspelltemple@gmail.com or call him on +2348072370762 ,So thanks to Dr.Unity for bringing back my wife and it brought great joy to my family once again Thanks...

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  24. I never knew people still have powers and make things happened. My husband left me for another woman three months ago and ever since then my life have been filled with pains, sorrow and heart break because he was my first love whom i have spent my entire life with. A friend of mine told me he saw some testimonies of a spell caster called Dr Kala of (kalalovespell@gmail.com) that he can bring back lover within some few days, i laugh it out and said i am not interested but because of the love my friend had for me, she consulted the great priest on my behalf and to my greatest surprise after 2 days my husband called me for the very first time after three months that he is missing me and that he is so sorry for everything he made me went through.He came back to me and now we are happy together. I still can’t believe it, because it highly unbelievable. Thank you Dr Kala for bringing back my lover and also to my lovely friend who interceded on my behalf, for anyone who might need the help of this great priest here is his email address: kalalovespell@gmail.com or you can call or whatsapp the great man on +2347051705853

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  25. My Dear friends online, my name is Pamela From UK, I have to give this miraculous testimony, which is so unbelievable until now. I had a problem with my Ex husband 2 years ago, which lead to our break up. when he broke up with me, i was not my self again, i felt so empty inside me, my love and financial situation became worst, until a close friend of mine Andy told me about a spell caster who helped him in the same problem too her name is (mothershelpsolutiontemple04@gmail.com) This spell caster i told her my problem and i did what she asked of me, to cut the long story short. Before i knew What was happening my husband gave me a call and told me that he was coming back to me in just 2 days and was so happy to have him back to me. We have been together and we are happy with ourselves. Thanks to Dr Goodnews for saving my relationship and for also saving others own too. continue your good work, If you are interested to contact her and testify this blessings like me, the great spell caster email address is: (mothershelpsolutiontemple04@gmail.com) you are the best among all the spell caster online I hope you see my testimonies and also pray for my family thanks so much..

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  26. Oh my God, I would like to share a testimony of the great work Dr. Madu has been doing for my family and Friends, For I will always be grateful to Him for his good works. He helped me with a spell that brought back my broken relationship and also i was able to have a baby after so many miscarriages. So my advice to anyone out there having problems with Child bearing , Love trauma , financial difficulties and so many more , You could Contact him Whatsapp Number: +2348107547068 for his nice spell / Herbal works.

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  27. WOW!! This is the most wonderful thing i have ever experience and i need to share this great testimony..I visited a forum here on the internet on the 8TH MATCH 2015, And i saw a marvelous testimony of this powerful and great spell caster called DR MARVEL on the forum..I never believed it, because i never heard nor learnt anything about magic before.. No body would have been able to convince me about magical spells, not until DR MARVEL did a marvelous work for me and restored my marriage of 6 years back to me and brought my spouse back to me in the same 24 hours just as i read on the internet..i was truly flabbergasted and shocked when my husband kneel down begging for forgiveness and for me to accept him back.. I am really short of words and joy, and i don't know how much to convey my appreciation to you DR MARVEL you are a God sent to me and my entire family.. And now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is his website: www.extremespellhome.webs.com And his email extremespellhome@hotmail.com. His telephone number +1 669 221 3962

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  28. WOW!! This is the most wonderful thing i have ever experience and i need to share this great testimony..I visited a forum here on the internet on the 8TH MATCH 2015, And i saw a marvelous testimony of this powerful and great spell caster called DR MARVEL on the forum..I never believed it, because i never heard nor learnt anything about magic before.. No body would have been able to convince me about magical spells, not until DR MARVEL did a marvelous work for me and restored my marriage of 6 years back to me and brought my spouse back to me in the same 24 hours just as i read on the internet..i was truly flabbergasted and shocked when my husband kneel down begging for forgiveness and for me to accept him back.. I am really short of words and joy, and i don't know how much to convey my appreciation to you DR MARVEL you are a God sent to me and my entire family.. And now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is his website: www.extremespellhome.webs.com And his email extremespellhome@hotmail.com. His telephone number +1 669 221 3962

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  29. I just want to give a quick advise to any one out there that is having difficulty in his or her relationship to contact Dr.Agbazara because he is the only one that is capable to bring back broken relationship or broken marriages within time limit of 48 hours. You can contact Dr.Agbazara by calling him on his mobile +2348104102662 or write him through his email at ( agbazara@gmail.com )

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  30. My Husband divorce me for no reason, Thanks to Dr Ikem for bringing back my husband,and brought me great joy to my family once again, My name is Miss Joyce. i live in USA New Jersey, I`m happily married to a lovely and caring husband,with three kids A very big problem occurred in my family 2 weeks ago,between me and my husband so terrible that he took the case to court for a divorce he said that he never wanted to stay with me again,and that he did not love me anymore So he packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through several pain. I tried all my possible means to get him back,after much begging,but all to no avail and he confirmed it that he has made his decision,and he never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my husband So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my husband back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(powerspellcaster67@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who did not call me for the past seven {2}weeks,gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he apologized for his mistake,and for the pain he caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit Dr Ikem ,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to "bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Ikem for bringing back my husband,and brought great joy to my family once again. { powerspellcaster67@gmail.com }, Thanks you Dr Ikem, i will always be testifying about your good work. also call him on +2348036345198.your spell is really a 100% Guarantee sure and safe

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  31. I am Dr Ogudugu a Traditional healer, herbalist and spell caster. I use real magical powers to fight demons, evil spirits and super villains. Are you suffering in silence? does everything in your life seems to be going wrong no matter how hard you try to make things better? have Questions about love, or career let me help you am a born gifted traditional healer and master psychic. I 've experience in exploration of the past, present and future. I can help you with any of those problems that are making your life difficult and miserable,do you have many enemies some enemies that you are not even aware of? are you having many obstacles in your life? Is your love,relationship,marriage life falling apart? is your life facing financial ruin ? i specialize in reuniting.Email me about your problems and i'll be of great help to you on my personal email address: GREATOGUDUGU@GMAIL.COM

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  32. My Husband divorce me for no reason, Thanks to Dr happy for bringing back my husband,and brought me great joy to my family once again, My name is crystal . i live in USA New Jersey, I`m happily married to a lovely and caring husband,with three kids A very big problem occurred in my family 2 weeks ago,between me and my husband so terrible that he took the case to court for a divorce he said that he never wanted to stay with me again,and that he did not love me anymore So he packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through several pain. I tried all my possible means to get him back,after much begging,but all to no avail and he confirmed it that he has made his decision,and he never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my husband So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my husband back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(happylovespell2@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who did not call me for the past seven {2}weeks,gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he apologized for his mistake,and for the pain he caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit Dr happy ,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to "bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr happy for bringing back my husband,and brought great joy to my family once again. { happylovespell2@gmail.com }, Thanks you Dr happy, i will always be testifying about your good work. also call him on +2348133873774.your spell is really a 100% Guarantee sure and safe

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  33. I am Bill walker by name I'M from USA, I have been playing Lottery for many years now and i have never won anything instead i wasted money in buying ticket, on one faithful day, I saw some guys that also play Lottery, I heard them discussing how they won 2.8million dollars with the help of DR.Goodnews,And her email mothershelpsolutiontemple04@gmail.com I now went where they were seating discussing it, on getting there I excuse one of the guys and asked him about the DR. Goodnews that helped them won 2.8million dollars, he told me everything about DR.Goodnews and he went further to tell me how she has been helping them and I said within my mind that i'm going to give her a trial although I doubted her and I really contacted her and it worked out for me and I won the sum of 2,5 Million dollars,right now i'm very happy for the good work she has done for me and I promised to share her good work to the whole world, I want to use the opportunity to tell everyone that need her help to contact her on this email (mothershelpsolutiontemple04@gmail.com ). And if you have any other problem like you need your ex back or you have a case you want to solve out or you want to cure your H I V Trust me she can do anything you want her to do for you Onece again i thank you very much for your great work..

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  34. HOW TO RESTORE YOUR BROKEN MARRIAGE
    I will start by saying to all that have experience heart break and also can't do without their lover should please stop here and read up my story, So as you will know how to go solving or getting your ex back...Am writing this article to appreciate the good work of Dr GOODLUCK that helped me recently to bring back my fiance. My fiance broke up with me last three month because he thought i was cheating on him, so for the past three month now i have trying to plead with him but he still say the same thing that he does not want us to come back again that he can not trust me so i came in contact with Dr GOODLUCK, who told me that my lover is going to come back to me if i work with him so i did what he ask me to do,after that he will call me that within 17 hours that my lover is going to come back to me,can you believe that my lover is back to me ,he now love me more than before i am so happy, spell is good when you meet Dr GOODLUCK if you need his help contact him at his email goodluck05spellcaster@gmail.com and you can also whatapp him or call with his mobile +2349059610309 and i promise that he is going to help you with any problem OKay..

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  35. My name is Adams Bella, i live in UK. My life is back!!! After 2 years of Broken marriage, my husband left me with two kids, I felt like ending it all.I came across several testimonies about this particular spell caster. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he restores womb,cure cancer,and other sickness, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and also spell to get a good paid job so on. It was very amazing, i also come across one particular testimony, it was about a woman called Renne, she testified about how he brought back her Ex lover in less than 2 days, and at the end of her testimony she dropped his email.After reading all these, I decided to give it a try. In just 48hours, my husband came back to me. We resolved our issues, and we are even happier than ever.Dr.Trust you are a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster, Try him anytime, he is the answer to your problems. (Ultimatespellcast@gmail.com or Ultimatespellcast@yahoo.com) or call him +2348156885231. Via web sit: http://ultimatespellcast8.wix.com/ultimatespellcast

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  36. I just want to give a quick advise to any one out there that is having difficulty in his or her relationship to contact Dr.Agbazara because he is the only one that is capable to bring back broken relationship or broken marriages within time limit of 48 hours. You can contact Dr.Agbazara by calling him on his mobile +2348104102662 or write him through his email at ( agbazara@gmail.com )

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  37. I'm a citizen of UK,I am 48 years old,I'm so excited my husband is back after a break up..When my husband broke up with me i was so frustrated and i could not know what next to do again, i love my husband so much but he was cheating on me with another woman and this makes him break up with me so that he can be able to get marry to the other lady and this lady i think use witchcraft on my husband to make him hate me and my kids and this was so critical and uncalled-for,I cry all day and night for God to send me a helper to get back my man until i went to London to see a friend and who was having the same problem with me but she latter got her Husband back and i asked her how she was able to get her husband back and she told me that their was a powerful spell caster called Dr.Unity that he help with love spell in getting back lost lover back, and i decided to contact the same Dr.Unity and he told me what is needed to be done for me to have my man back and i did it although i doubted it but i did it and the Dr told me that i will get the result after 28hours, and he told me that my husband was going to call me by 9pm in my time and i still doubted his word, to my surprise my husband really called me and told me that he miss me so much, Oh My God! i was so happy, and today i am happy with my man again and we are joyfully living together as one good family and i thank the powerful spell caster Dr.Unity of Unityspelltemple@gmail.com, he is so powerful and i decided to share my story on the internet that good spell casters still exist and Dr.Unity is one of the good spell caster who i will always pray to live long to help his children in the time of trouble, if you are there and your lover is turning you down, or your husband moved to another woman, do not cry anymore, contact this powerful spell caster Dr.Unity on his email: Unityspelltemple@gmail.com or call him on +2348072370762..

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  38. HOW TO GET YOUR EX BACK═══►Best online spell caster Reviews??
    I'm a citizen of UK, I'm so excited my husband is back after a break up.. When my husband broke up with me i was so frustrated and i could not know what next to do again, i love my husband so much but he was cheating on me with another woman and this makes him break up with me so that he can be able to get marry to the other lady and this lady i think use witchcraft on my husband to make him hate me and my kids and this was so critical and uncalled-for,I cry all day and night for God to send me a helper to get back my man until i went to London to see a friend and who was having the same problem with me but she latter got her Husband back and i asked her how she was able to get her husband back and she told me that their was a powerful spell caster called Dr.Unity that he help with love spell in getting back lost lover back, and i decided to contact the same Dr.Unity and he told me what is needed to be done for me to have my man back and i did it although i doubted it but i did it and the Dr told me that i will get the result after 28hours, and he told me that my husband was going to call me by 9pm in my time and i still doubted his word, to my surprise my husband really called me and told me that he miss me so much, Oh My God! i was so happy, and today i am happy with my man again and we are joyfully living together as one good family and i thank the powerful spell caster Dr.Unity of Unityspelltemple@gmail.com, he is so powerful and i decided to share my story on the internet that good spell casters still exist and Dr.Unity is one of the good spell caster who i will always pray to live long to help his children in the time of trouble, if you are there and your lover is turning you down, or your husband moved to another woman, do not cry anymore, contact this powerful spell caster Dr.Unity on his email: Unityspelltemple@gmail.com or call him on +2348072370762..

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  39. TESTIMONY ON HOW I GOT MY EX HUSBAND BACK WITH THE HELP OF REAL SPELL CASTER ONLINE THAT IS POWERFUL .
    My husband and I have been married for about 7 yrs now. We were happily married with two kids, a boy and a girl. 3 months ago, I started to notice some strange behavior from him and a few weeks later I found out that my husband is seeing someone else. He started coming home late from work, he hardly care about me or the kids anymore, Sometimes he goes out and doesn't even come back home for about 2-3 days. I did all I could to rectify this problem but all to no avail. I became very worried and needed help. As I was browsing through the internet one day, I came across a website that suggested that Dr Unity can help solve marital problems, restore broken relationships and so on. So, I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and and told him my problems and he told me what to do and i did it and he did a spell for me. 28 hours later, my husband came to me and apologized for the wrongs he did and promise never to do it again. Ever since then, everything has returned back to normal. I and my family are living together happily again.. All thanks to Dr Unity. If you have any problem contact him and i guarantee you that he will help you. He will not disappoint you.
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    Natasha Hayes
    from London,UK.

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  40. How To Get Your husband Back & Avoid Divorce !!!

    Hello friends! My Name is Silvia from Californian i have had a lot about Dr GODDY OGUDU on his good work, for bringing back lost relationship but i never believe because so many spell caster scam me because of my husband who left me and three kids over a year and two months. so a good friend of mine introduce me to Dr GODDY OGUDU just because my condition was so bad and the responsibility in my matrimonial home was more than me. my husband left me to another woman just because i don't have male child for him. so i email Dr GODDY OGUDU and told him everything, he told me not to worry that my husband will come back and i will have a male child for him. he only told me to believe on him that after casting the spell my husband will come back immediately and beg for forgiveness. he real did it for me and my husband come back to me in the nest two days. i was very happy and thanks dr freedom. so, i was in this situation (May 12 2014) i told Dr GODDY OGUDU that i will start shearing his testimony to every one in the word if he make me to have a male child to my husband. and he also did it as am shearing this testimony to every one out dear, that am with my new bouncy baby boy. now i believe that i am the happiest woman on earth because Dr GODDY OGUDU restore my life in my matrimonial home you can thank him for me or email him for urgent help in any bad situation i promise you he will also help you; his email address is drgoddyspiritualtemple@outlook.com contact him on his website address: drgoddyspiritualtemple@outlook.com
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