It's a good day for some comic relief!

THURSDAY, JUNE 29, 2017

We turn to our greatest newspaper:
It's a good day for some comic relief. For that reason, we turn to the world-class foppistry of the New York Times.

On the reimagined page A3, the foofaw comes early and often. That said, the Here to Help section may be Timesiest of all:
How to Help
HOW TO TACKLE CLEANING THE BATHROOM
We sh*t you not. That's what it actually says.

Gonzo! The Times called in Jolie Kerr, a "cleaning expert," to give us a handful of tips. These are her five subheads, and no, we aren't making them up:
Scrub the shower and/or tub, sink and toilet
Clean tile and grout
How to remove soap scum
Pick up loose hairs
Keep bathroom floors clear
No, really. "Keep bathroom floors clean!" That's what the Times expert says!

(Beneath each heading, Kerr explains how to accomplish the task.)

Little on today's reimagined page is much better than this. In the feature called The Conversation, we learned about the mental horizons of (some of) the newspaper's readers:
The Conversation
FOUR OF THE MOST READ, SHARED AND DISCUSSED POSTS FROM ACROSS NYTIMES.COM

1. We Taste-Tested 10 Hot Dogs. Here Are the Best.
A hot-dog show-down by The Times's Julia Moskin, Sam Silton and Melissa Clark—all native New Yorkers—landed atop Wednesday's most-read list...
At least they didn't fly the journalists in so they could taste-test the dogs. Meanwhile, those hot dogs made Times readers lose control! We'll permit ourselves an invidious guess—these are the people who constantly say how dumb The Others are.

Each day, the Spotlight feature presents "additional reportage and repartee from our journalists." Today, the repartee is built around comments by Kirsten Dunst and Sofia Coppola concerning what it's like to work together. In our view, it's not their fault that the New York Times asked.

Page A3 is always there to offer comic relief. Meanwhile, atop page one of ThursdayStyles, we encountered this blurb:
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Judging 50 authors by their clothes. BY VANESSA FRIEDMAN
Judging authors by their clothes? We're keeping that one for the weekend!

The culture of the New York Times is extremely foppish. Branding says this can't be true. Problematically, though, it is.

Important point: You have to buy the hard-copy Times to receive this comic relief.

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    1. Greetings to every one that is reading this testimony. I have been rejected by my husband after three years of marriage just because another woman had a spell on him and he left me and the kid to suffer. one day when i was reading through the web, i saw a post on how this spell caster on this address OKAYASPELLHELP@GMAIL.COM , have help a woman to get back her husband and i gave him a reply to his address and he told me that a woman had a spell on my husband and he told me that he will help me and after 48 Hours that i will have my husband back. i believed him and today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the power to bring lovers back.Win Lottery, because i am now happy with my husband. Thanks you Dr Okaya His email: OKAYASPELLHELP@GMAIL.COM Or call/Whatsapp +27814506790

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  11. Hello my name is Lauren i'm from USA i want to testify of a great and powerful spell caster my husband left me and the kids for 2 weeks when i called him he didn't pick up when he came back home the 3rd week he told me he wanted a divorce i was so sad i cried all night he left again i was so lonely the next day i was searching for something online when i found a spell caster called Priest Ade who have helped so many people with their problems so i contacted him with my problems he told me it will take 24hrs and my husband will be back to me i did every thing he told me to do and the next day my husband came back kneeling and begging he canceled the divorce we are now happy together Priest Ade can help you too Email him at ancientspiritspellcast@yahoo.com or ancientspiritspellcast@gmail.com website at https://ancientspiritspell7.wixsite.com/ancientspiritspell

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  12. My names is Cathy i want to testify about the great spell caster called Priest Ade my husband and i have been married or 5 years now we don't have a child and the doctor told us i can't give birth because my womb have been damaged due to wrong drugs prescription this got me so worried and my husband was not happy so he decided to get married to another girl and divorce me i was so sad i told my friend about it she told me about a powerful spell caster she gave me his email address well i never believe in it that much though i just decided to give him a try and he told me it will take 24hrs to get my husband back to me and i will get pregnant i doubted him the 3rd day my husband came back to me and was crying he said he didn't want the divorce anymore 3 weeks after the doctor confirmed that i was pregnant he can also help you Email him at ancientspiritspellcast@yahoo.com or ancientspiritspellcast@gmail.com website at https://ancientspiritspell7.wixsite.com/ancientspiritspell

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  13. My broken marriage has been restore with the help of Dr. Trust the most best spell cast online i highly recommends Dr Trust to anyone in need of help: Look through his website for more reviews of him http://ultimatespellcast.com

    I've gotten back with my ex husband, you can also fix your broken relationship & get your ex-lover back fast. I'm Lora Omo from United States. my husband left me for another woman and I was left in the dark. It happened so fast and I had no say in the situation at all. He just dumped me after 3 years without no explanation. I became very worried and needed help. So i searched for help online and I came across a website that suggested Dr Trust can help get ex back fast, restore broken relationships and stop a divorce. I contact Dr. Trust through his website and he cast a love spell to help us get back together. Shortly after he did the spell, my husband started testing me again and felt horrible for what he just put me through. He said that I was the most important person in his life and he knows that now. Ever since then, everything has returned back to normal. Thank you Dr Trust for saving my broken Marriage and brought my husband back to me!".. I and my family are living together happily again. Dr. Trust is the best online spell caster that is powerful and genuine. If you have any problem contact him and i guarantee you that he will help you. I highly recommends Dr. Trust to anyone in need of help.

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  14. Dr Zuber born on the Pemba islands is blessed by his great ancestors to help in solving some of your problems strictly through the engagement of Amulets, Charms and Portions into your problems.

    His great and unique amulets have been designed through true African roots, herbs and ancestor powers to enhance success in all works directed to them. Remember we are living in the new world where the life is complex which requires a lot to have success with ease, but this must be kept as a secret from those who do not know yet, imagine if you tell them and you don't have the ability to access, how will you feel if you live the same way as they move on, here I mean learn to keep secrets and first work on your happiness before you engage others, as this will ease your belief thus you will tell others about Prof. after you have succeeded in your requests, which will pull them to his services with confidence

    Dr Zuber among others will help you solve:

    ?Love/Relationship Problems
    ?Witchcraft Problems
    ?Marriage And Wedding Problems
    ?Money/Financial Problems
    ?Divorce/Separation Problems
    ?Business Problems
    ?Do You Want Protection?
    ?Do you want to Change your destiny?
    ?Help for some diseases
    ?Customer Attraction
    email him on Zubercuretemple@gmail.com or call him +27653710658

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  15. Return Lost Love Spells That Really Work
    “LOVE, Happiness, Care is the key fo LIFE”. That was the word from Dr happy when I consulted his powerful Love Spell. I married the wrong man; I realized that after Three years of our unfruitful marriage. Everything was going from Best to Worst in our life, no child, I got demoted from work after our marriage, my husband was sacked a year after. His application for new job in various offices was constantly declined even though he was qualified enough. I was made to take care of my family with the low income I earn get that wasn’t enough to pay our rent. We keep praying a seeking for help from some people, my friends laugh at me behind because I was advised not to get married yet.It was one Thursday night that my husband woke me up and told me that has thought enough about our crisis, he said that our crisis is not ordinary and it’s beyond our spiritual level. He suggested we should consult Dr happy from testimonies he showed me online about how he has been helping families. I was afraid, I don’t like evil or spell but I supported him to contact him if he can help us. We consulted him via happylovespell2@gmail.com and he replied positively after 20munites with congratulating email that he can help us but he will need our pure heart and trusts in his work if he will cast the spell on us and purify our life. We agreed to his terms. He cast the spell and told us to expect results within 5days. I waited for three days nothing happened, so I started having doubt and blaming my husband for emailing Dr happy. It was on the fifth day that my husband was called for an interview and he got a well-paying work, I was prompted to a higher position. I missed my period on the 5th day and it was confirmed that I am with a baby. Things have really changed for us for good and we now have our own house and cars. I will never forget what Dr happy told us “LOVE is the key fo LIFE”, this word keep me going. People that laughed at us are coming close for help and I am delighted to welcome them because my family is now blessed. Dr happy is a savior and man that keep to his word even when I doubted his powers at the end of the spell. Thank to your Oracle for helping us plz contact him http://happyspelltemple.webs.com/ for more details email.....happylovespell2@gmail.com or add him on whats-app +2348133873774

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  16. After being in relationship with him for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: drosedebamenspellhome@gmail.com you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything. CAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU SIR HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS:drosedebamenspellhome@gmail.com CONTACT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEM

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  17. I made a promise to tell my testimony all over the globe once my man come back to me and my husband came just as Great Mother told me when she helped me. I made the right choice to have contacted Great Mother the great spell caster who is capable of helping you solve your problems. My man left me to suffer and i never believed that he will come back to me again but when i contacted Great Mother she assured me that my man will come again. She gave me some list of items to buy but i could not get them in my country and so i sent her the money and she bought the items and prepared the perfect love spell. My husband ran back to me in 3 days time begging for forgiveness THIS IS SO REAL AND GENUINE. NO SCAMS. I was so surprise that the spell worked just as she told me. This is so amazing and i want you to believe because Great Mother is so real and i urge you contact her now on her email so that she can also help you the way she helped me. Her email is Greatmotherofsolutiontemple@yahoo.com and you can also contact her with her phone number on whats app +2348078359876 you can also check and contact her on
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  18. I AM HERE TO TESTIFY ON HOW Dr. UGO WONDERS of generalspelltemple@gmail.com(GREAT SPELL CASTER) HELPED ME TO WIN A LOTTERY.

    I am so overwhelmed and grateful to Dr. Ugo Wonder and the magic he did done that made me win millions of dollars in lottery. I would like to say,-Thank you. I was on the edge of losing my house and so many things around me, so I asked a lottery spell from Dr. Ugo Wonders, so that I will be able to save my house and come up with payment options. He helped me with his magic spell and i won 3,000,000 dollars. all thanks goes to Dr. Ugo Wonders for what he has just done for me. Sure enough,-what I asked for. You have proven over and over again that you are the best and genuine spell caster. any body out there that is reading ths my testimony,you have to hurry and get in touch with powerful Dr. Ugo Wonders,so that he can help you to win millions with lottery through his email at generalspelltemple@gmail.com or WhatsApp Number: +1 (518)855-8371

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  19. I AM HERE TO TESTIFY ON HOW Dr. UGO WONDERS of generalspelltemple@gmail.com(GREAT SPELL CASTER) HELPED ME TO WIN A LOTTERY.

    I am so overwhelmed and grateful to Dr. Ugo Wonder and the magic he did done that made me win millions of dollars in lottery. I would like to say,-Thank you. I was on the edge of losing my house and so many things around me, so I asked a lottery spell from Dr. Ugo Wonders, so that I will be able to save my house and come up with payment options. He helped me with his magic spell and i won 3,000,000 dollars. all thanks goes to Dr. Ugo Wonders for what he has just done for me. Sure enough,-what I asked for. You have proven over and over again that you are the best and genuine spell caster. any body out there that is reading ths my testimony,you have to hurry and get in touch with powerful Dr. Ugo Wonders,so that he can help you to win millions with lottery through his email at generalspelltemple@gmail.com or WhatsApp Number: +1 (518)855-8371

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  20. How to restore a broken relationship and marriage issues

    Like the movies we see ,every relationship does not always have a happy ever after. Factors are always there to bring down the relationship you have given your all. It can be as a result of dishonesty, failing finance , misunderstanding , job requirement and so on. It take more than a lot to save a failing relationship take it from me i have been there before. Now i know a few ways that can help restore a failing relationship i am going to work it down from the top to the last best way i know.

    Understanding

    Understanding is one way to restore a failing relationship. But as easy as it sounds, it is the hardest task to accomplish,Why is this? let see. In a relationship no one like to be that person that never get heard like he or she does not exist. Men feel like everything said or do by them is right because they are men and they think they need to always be in charge because men are the head and women feel like they need to be respected and there opinion matters alot. If they both can not balance this i do not see any hope for that relationship because after so many fight resulting from misunderstanding they will call it the end.

    Stable Finance

    This is mostly for the men. It is important to have a stable finance because a lot of bad things can happen due to financial trouble. Even if your spouse choose to stay with you through the troubled time you might just see yourself as the fault and before you know little things and talk about money leads to fight and as you know the relationship falls. But stable finance can only restore a failing relationship to an extent before some other factor kicks in.

    Couple Counseling

    This for a very long time has been the the last terminal point of almost all couple before the final fall.Here the relationship are either restored or destroyed.Couple Counseling has recorded a high amount of success over the years but does not ensure that the relationship will stay strong for a very long time.Studies show that most of the relationships saved by counseling experience a positive change for a maximum of 3 to 5 years before failing again and some just do not even experience any change. Some even lead to divorce at the end. I am not saying couple counseling does not work i am just saying, it does not really ensure a long lasting relationship.

    Love Spell

    To me this is the only way that ensures you and that someone you love will always be together just as they promised you. My marriage had its own trouble bigger than counseling, Understanding and all the things a relationship is built upon the only thing that worked for me was the spell Akpe Osilama did for me. It was the only help that i seeked that actually worked for me that is why i am saying it the Ultimate.My friend who advised me to contact a spell caster has stayed married to her husband for 28 year and some months now because of the love spell Akpe Osilama did for her.I cannot talk about mine because its just been four months without trouble again that always seperate us. You want to save your your relationship contact the spell caster with this email chiefpriestakpeosilamaspellcast@yahoo.com

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  21. Testimony By Lizzy Desler. How to get your ex back fast!

    I was hurt and heart broken when a very big problem occurred in my marriage seven months ago, between me and my husband . so terrible that he took the case to court for a divorce. he said that he never wanted to stay with me again,and that he didn't love me anymore. So he packed out of the house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get him back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and he confirmed it that he has made his decision,and he never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my husband .So i explained every thing to him,so he told me that the only way i can get my husband back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for him too. So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow his advice. Then he gave me the Email address of the spell caster whom he visited. Pristbacasim2000@gmail.com. So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address he gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day. What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me, and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who didn't call me for the past 7 months, gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back. So Amazing!! So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he apologized for his mistake,and for the pain he caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster. So, i will advice you out there if you have any problem contact Pristbacasim, i give you 100% guarantee that he will help you.. Email him at: Pristbacasim2000@gmail.com or call him on +2349031655970

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  22. Testimony By Lizzy Desler. How to get your ex back fast!

    I was hurt and heart broken when a very big problem occurred in my marriage seven months ago, between me and my husband . so terrible that he took the case to court for a divorce. he said that he never wanted to stay with me again,and that he didn't love me anymore. So he packed out of the house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get him back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and he confirmed it that he has made his decision,and he never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my husband .So i explained every thing to him,so he told me that the only way i can get my husband back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for him too. So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow his advice. Then he gave me the Email address of the spell caster whom he visited. Pristbacasim2000@gmail.com. So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address he gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day. What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me, and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who didn't call me for the past 7 months, gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back. So Amazing!! So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he apologized for his mistake,and for the pain he caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster. So, i will advice you out there if you have any problem contact Pristbacasim, i give you 100% guarantee that he will help you.. Email him at: Pristbacasim2000@gmail.com or call him on +2349031655970

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  23. I want to share my great experience to the whole world about how i got my husband back after we departed for 5 months i never taught that i could have him back in my life until i met this great man named Orbo Kosie who showed me true powers of spell, Me and my husband Broke up 5 months ago ever since i have not been my self i have not seen who is as good as Louis, so ever since i have been thinking about him, so i had to tell my friend about how i feel for Louis that i wish if i could have him back to my arms, so my friend told me that she was reading a love review on the internet when she saw how somebody commented on how she got her lover back with the help of a spell caster, A man named Orbo Kosie with his email: orbokosie@gmail.com So that was how i told her to show me the site were she read the reviews so that was how she showed me and i saw so many reviews about this great man how he helped a lot of people without wasting any time. Immediately i collected his contact and emailed him and told him what i want, he told me not to worry that he will come back to me, so that was how i waited to see what will happen, so surprisingly i got a call from Louis. it was like a dream, but later realized that it was reality, Louis was crying and pleading on the phone that he missed me a lot that i should come back to his life, i was like is this real? until he came to my house and went on his knees pleading to me that i should forgive him, so that was how we got united again with the help of Orbo Kosie, and now we are happily married, thanks be unto Orbo Kosie for what he has done for me, if you need his help you can contact him through his email: orbokosie@gmail.com

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  24. Contact: drocusodospellcaster@gmail.com for Urgent lottery winner Fast, VERY POWERFUL:100% GUARANTEED RESULTS
    I want to use this opportunity to thank Dr.OCUSODO for helping me to win the lottery.I have been playing lottery for the past 8 years now and the only big money I have ever won was 800$ ever since then I have not been able to win again and I was so upset and I need help to win the lottery so I decided to go to a friend of mine call Robert,and he introduce me to Dr. OCUSODO, there I saw so many good talk about this man called Dr. OCUSODO of how he have cast spell for people to win the lottery.I contact him also and I tell him I want to win a lottery, he cast a spell for me which I use and I play and won 80million GBP. I am so grateful to this man just in case you also need him to help you win, you can contact him through his email: drocusodospellcaster@gmail.com is my part of promise I made, that if I win I tell the word how I win my game. drocusodospellcaster@yahoo.com or also call him or what-app +2349067457724.

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  25. Hey My name is Carol,I'm so excited my broken Marriage has been restored & my husband is back after he left me and our 2 kids for another woman. After 8 years of marriage, me and my husband has been into one quarrel or the other until he finally left me and moved to California to be with another woman. i felt my life was over and my kids thought they would never see their father again. i tried to be strong just for the kids but i could not control the pains that torments my heart, my heart was filled with sorrows and pains because i was really in love with my husband. Every day and night i think of him and always wish he would come back to me, I was really upset and i needed help, so i searched for help online and I came across a website that suggested that DR OSUKO can help get ex back fast. So, I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and he told me what to do and i did it then he did a (Love spell) for me. 28 hours later, my husband really called me and told me that he miss me and the kids so much, So Amazing!! So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he apologized for his mistake,and for the pain he caused me and the kids. Then from that day,our Marriage was now stronger than how it were before,All thanks to DR OSUKO. he is so powerful and i decided to share my story on the internet that DR OSUKO real and powerful spell caster who i will always pray to live long to help his children in the time of trouble, if you are here and you need your Ex back or your husband moved to another woman, do not cry anymore, contact this powerful spell caster now. Here’s his contact: Email him at: osukospelltemple@gmail.com THANKS DR OSUKO

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