Judge Moore's son arrested: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay! Also, yay yay yay!
When our team turned to TPM today, we quickly took the bait. We quickly clicked on a clickworthy link, drawn in by this wonderful front-page headline:
Son Of Roy Moore Arrested In AL OnYay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay! Meanwhile, "3rd degree!" Is that better or worse than 2nd?
3rd-Degree Criminal Trespass Charge
For one brief shining moment, we liberals were allowed to be happy. But when we started to read the report, we saw that we'd swallowed some bait:
GADSDEN, Ala. (AP) — The son of Republican U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore has been arrested in Alabama on a third-degree criminal trespass charge.That sound you hear is the gnashing of teeth. Lucy had pulled the football away again!
Etowah County Sheriff’s spokeswoman Natalie Barton told local news outlets that 27-year-old Caleb Moore turned himself in Monday on the charge related to an arrest last year. He was accused of hunting without permission and hunting over bait
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