Supplemental: Rachel Maddow’s 6-year-old fan!

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2015

Who else could sit through this program:
We’d call it a defining moment in the dumbing-down of the increasingly heinous and irresponsible Rachel Maddow Show.

The devolution of this horrible show dates to at least the first week in May. Last night, the aggressive dumbing-down produced a defining moment.

It came as a staffer announced Rachel’s guest for the Friday Night News Dump, the ridiculous, dumbbell weekly quiz which mainly exists to let the egomaniacal Maddow play videotape of herself from the week’s earlier programs.

If you think Trump is narcissistically nuts, you haven’t been watching Maddow!

Last night, Maddow and the appalling Tricia McKinney clowned their way through the embarrassing weekly segment in which they pretend to select the silly gifts for the News Dump contestant.

Watching Maddow and McKinney, you’d almost think that they were performing a program for preschoolers. And then, as the night’s contestant was introduced—ironic Don Pardo-style, of course—the magic moment occurred!

Rachel returned from commercial break, the better to pay her salary with. As the silly clowning continued, it finally issued in this:
MADDOW (9/11/15): Woo-hoo! Friday Night News Dump time! Producer Wendy McNeal, welcome to the program!

MCNEAL: Thank you.

MADDOW: Making your debut as the person that shows off the things!

MCNEAL: Yes, I’m the rookie on the block.

MADDOW: It’s very exciting to have you here. Wendy, tell us who our first player is.

MCNEAL: Well, Rachel, tonight, we have Lynda Rouner, from Houston, Texas, baby. She’s a nurse, a mom of a 6-year-old. And by the way, her 6-year-old is a huge fan of the show!
Huge fan!


And she loves Doctor Who. Rachel, meet Lynda!

MADDOW: Lynda, it’s very nice to meet you! Thank you for being here.
Lynda Rouner’s 6-year-old is a huge fan of the Maddow Show? “Who else could watch this pile of crap?” one of the analysts cried.

No one seemed to feel the need to explain why a 6-year-old would be a huge fan of a cable news program. At the end of the embarrassing, time-wasting News Dump segment, Maddow suggested a deal:
MADDOW: Wendy, please give Lynda the excellent news.

MCNEAL: Yes, Lynda, you have won the fabulous shot-shaker and the paper animals!

ROUNER: Hooray!

MADDOW: Hopefully those will be handy for you at a Halloween. Will you please give your 6-year-old our kindest regards from here at The Rachel Maddow Show?

ROUNER: I sure will. Her name is Katie and she loves you.

MADDOW: Katie, we have an internship ready for you in approximately 12 years.

(LAUGHTER)

MADDOW: Thank you, Lynda. It’s really great to meet you.

ROUNER: Thank you. It’s great to meet you.

MADDOW: Thank you.
“I have a dream today,” one analyst said. “By the time Katie is eighteen years old, she’ll be able to see through this dreck!”

Can we talk? At least since the first week in May, Maddow has been presenting one of the dumbest programs in the history of “cable news.” Beyond the manifest stupidity of her subject matter and her analyses, her manifest egomaniacism has been running amuck.

Maddow wants to be a hilarious clown—and a game show host! What she doesn’t seem to want to do is run a cable news program.

Last night, the inanity continued, in a familiar vein. Maddow opened with a 16-minute segment about the fact that Candidate Perry is dropping out of the race, an utterly trivial topic.

To watch all that timekill, click this.

People, listen up! Candidate Perry was polling at one percent. He had long been an afterthought in the campaign. But Maddow devotes amazing amounts of her time to the undercard in the GOP field. It’s a type of coverage she now describes as “Gutterball”—a reference to an attempt at bowling that is so bad that the ball goes into the gutter.

Why should viewers care about the candidates who aren’t gaining any support? The answer seems to be this—“Gutterball” lets Maddow entertain her fans with mocking, snark-laden portraits of thoroughly hapless Republicans.

Maddow likes to mock the marginal candidates—and if she has to embellish the facts, she will happily do so. Last night, she pleased the base with this silly claim about ex-Candidate Perry, who wasn’t worth discussing at all:
MADDOW: Vanity Fair reported, around the time he got out of the race in January 2012, that not only had Rick Perry have back surgery, he had made this terrible and in the end politically tragic decision to basically let a friend of his practice amateur back surgery on him.

Here’s Vanity Fair from January 2012. Quote, “The most intriguing explanation for Perry’s collapse has been quietly circulating in Austin for weeks. This theory suggests that the governor is suffering from the after-effects of his low back surgery in July, six weeks before he announced his candidacy. His surgeon, a friend who operates a Houston medical day spa specializing in liposuction and laser hair removal, fused two of Perry’s vertebra together and then injected the governor, for the first time in the surgeon’s career, with two teaspoonfuls of stem cells that had what been cultured from fatty tissue taken from Perry’s hip.”

If you have to explain why you can’t tell Iran from Iraq, and why you think the name Sotomayor starts with an M and why don`t remember the name of the election that you’re running in, and you don’t know who’s allowed to vote, and you can’t remember your own campaign platform even when people are trying to help you and you give speeches. If you need a tough-guy explanation for what happened back in 2012, well, then “I had my friend give me amateur back surgery he had never done before,” that’s a pretty good explanation.

And so, when Rick Perry chose to run again this year, he explained that the only reason he did so badly in 2012 was those health stories, that health concern, that amateur back surgery. That’s what happened last time. Obviously, that was not going to be an issue this time and so he`d be fine.

Well, now, having seen Rick Perry campaign four years later, having seen Rick Perry campaign in 2015, I think we can simply say that his amateur back surgery in 2011 wasn’t the problem.
No Virginia—and Katie, and all the other 6-year-olds out there, whatever your chronological ages might be:

Back in 2011, Governor Perry actually didn’t “let a friend of his practice amateur back surgery on him.” That’s the kind of silly, embellished claim in which Maddow persistently traffics when she tries to please her fans of various chronological ages.

There was no reason to spend sixteen minutes talking about ex-Candidate Perry last night. There was little apparent reason to discuss him at all.

But that’s the game Maddow now plays as she dumbs the liberal world to the ground with her inane subject matter, her embellished factual claims and her clown car-worthy attempts at “analysis.”

Last night, she spent five minutes in her second segment offering one of those utterly silly “analyses” of new polling data. If you want be mentally 6 years old too, you can watch her perform it:

Click this.

Last night, Maddow spent exactly one segment on news. The rest of the program was silly, braindead “Gutterball” tripe, along with the pair of silly weekly segments devoted to the News Dump.

We’d like to link you to tape of those News Dump segments, just to let you see how bad this actually gets. But the Maddow Show has at least learned this—they mustn’t post tape of the News Dump segments at the Maddow site!

Presumably, they understand that posting such tape would only encourage the rest of the world to mock Maddow’s devolution. But make no mistake—Rachel Maddow is now airing one of the dumbest programs in the history of cable news.

Presumably, this is done for ratings purposes. Someone has to pay the bills for Maddow’s reported $7 million salary!

Whatever the reasons may be, this program is now an historic mess. Night after night, Maddow ignores important aspects of the ongoing campaign in favor of Gutterball bullshit. Other aspects of world and national news have largely ceased to exist.

On alternate night, Maddow 1) tells us how ridiculous the low end of the GOP field is, and 2) bitterly complains that CNN won’t let these hapless losers into next week’s debate. Because her viewers are 6 years old, they don’t notice the odd conjunction of these dueling themes.

Corporate cable “news” offers tremendous wealth and fame to bald-faced hustlers like Maddow. Wealth and fame can be very destructive. Few players have handled that wealth and fame as poorly as Maddow has done.

The latest revelation: What does Maddow do in the wee hours of the morning? Needless to say, Our Own Egomaniac watches herself on TV!
MADDOW: Wendy, tell us who our first player is.

MCNEAL: Well, Rachel, tonight, we have Lynda Rouner, from Houston, Texas, baby. She’s a nurse, a mom of a 6-year-old. And by the way, her 6-year-old is a huge fan of the show!

Huge fan! And she loves Doctor Who. Rachel, meet Lynda!

MADDOW: Lynda, it’s very nice to meet you! Thank you for being here.

ROUNER: Thank you for having me.

MADDOW: I was told when we got you to be our contestant that you watch the show really, really, really, really late at night.

ROUNER: I do. I am a night nurse. I take my lunch break about 3 in the morning. That’s when the replay is on. And I time it that way so I can watch you.

MADDOW: I am an insomniac. Sometimes I’m also watching the rerun of the show at 3 AM for no good reason. You are doing it for a very good reason. I’m doing it because my clock is wrong.
Guess what, children? You’d have trouble sleeping too if you were working a corporate con the way this horrible hustler is! Your “clock” would be wrong too!

For the record, the rerun occurs at 4 AM in the East, unless Rachel watches it through On Demand at her leisure. And by the way:

Do you remember the official line, back when Maddow first went on the air? How she didn’t own a TV at all? Not that she was better than us!

Back then, she had no TV at all. Now, she says she’s watching herself at 3 or 4 in the morning.

That insomnia may be what’s left of Maddow’s conscience! We’d advise her to listen real good, before it’s completely too late.

66 comments:

  1. If my memory serves me correctly, Jon Stewart lodged a similar complaint against her when she interviewed him. He said the debate should be corruption vs. non-corupation and the Democrat versus Republican debate was a bit of a false funhouse mirror intended to keep the "show" going rather than truly inform people. If my memory serves me correctly, her obliviousness was total. That's just the way it goes. New York Observer recently wrote a piece about how fluffy and often incomprehensible her show can be. She seems like a cool person though. I saw her at a Pink concert in 1999.

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    1. Stewart lecturing anyone on the duty to truly inform the audience rather than parrot the Obama White House party line is stunning chutzpah.

      http://www.politico.com/agenda/story/2015/07/jon-stewarts-secret-white-house-visits-000178

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    2. @6:48

      If only that was Stewart's response to Obama when the POTUS requested The Daily Show be his propaganda tool.

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    3. Cicero, instead of your incessant but vapid dem bashing, maybe you could explain how Bush's announced tax policy wil d anything but explode the deficit and effect a massive transfer of wealth to the already wealthy

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    4. @AC/MA

      Have you not noticed that Jeb's poll numbers are in the cellar and 42 percent of Republicans said they would never consider voting for Jeb Bush.

      Jon Jon became a shill for the Obama White House. That is the essence of a vapid political satirist.

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    5. Jon Stewart is a libertarian, not a liberal. He had the unfortunate habit of being civil to all of his guests, no matter what their political agenda. That may have been what confused you.

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    6. You @ 12:31 are a commentarian. You have an unfortunate habit of demonstrating this to all readers no matter what their political agenda. None of us are confused. We share your pain.

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    7. @12:31

      Next you will be declaring Obama is a libertarian. Jon Jon has mocked Democrats that have criticized Obama. That may have been what confused you.

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    8. @ 12:53. My advice. Fire that memory of yours.

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    9. Cicero sockpuppeting

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    10. @ 12:53 I remember you too from the Pink concert. Next time you touch Rachel like that it's over. We've both learned to shoot since then.

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    11. So, if the POTUS invites you to the White House, and you go, that makes you a partisan hack. I disagree. I think pushing "guilty by association" to make political points is a better definition of a partisan hack.

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  2. NY Times reported at the time:

    Mr. Perry’s spokesman, Mark Miner, said the surgery had not affected the governor’s schedule or travel in any way. Asked if Mr. Perry was having any problems recovering from surgery, Mr. Miner said: “Not at all. Look at his schedule.”

    Indeed, Mr. Perry has traveled extensively in recent days. Last week, he attended several events in Austin, met with business leaders in five California cities and spent the weekend in Colorado at Republican Governors Association gatherings....

    Dr. Robert E. Isaacs, the director of spine surgery at Duke University Medical Center in Durham, N.C., said that lower-back spinal fusions had become fairly common — about 250,000 are performed each year in the United States — and that the governor’s wearing of a brace was probably not a sign that he was having a difficult recovery. “The smaller types of spine fusions people can recover from quickly,” Dr. Isaacs said.

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  3. I talked to someone yesterday who told me his two grown children were going to vote for Trump because Trump speaks honestly, tells it like it is without sugar-coating truth. I think Trump's popularity reflects the Judge Judy, Doctor Phil, Nancy Grace attraction of saying very direct, mean things to (or about) people who are suffering. I see Rachel Maddow's coverage of Rick Perry as a similar mean-spirited take-down. This mean-spiritedness is reflected in the comments of blogs and in high school corridors, where kids learn to taunt others and live in fear of becoming the focus on anyone's attention (see Rowell's popular teen book Eleanor & Park, for example). Meanness seems to be recreational and it seems to be at the heart of Maddow's appeal and entirely consonant with the rest of our pop and social culture -- dating back to Simon on American Idol and The Weakest Link, and exploding with social media.

    My theory is that the aggressiveness displayed in both pop culture and everyday life is a reflection of pain in people's lives. Pain-induced aggression is well-studied. When people are hurting financially, on the job and are scared about their futures, they can take it out on others in socially approved ways by engaging in pranks and attacks camouflaged as humor (or critical review). The attacks in turn generate more pain and fuel more attacks in a vicious circle.

    I don't know how to stop this cycle except by explicitly encouraging more niceness and teaching kids and any else who will listen not to be part of this phenomenon. I have disengaged from social media and don't watch anything with this kind of entertainment at its heart. Now that it is being reflected in campaigns, I won't vote for any candidate that engages in this mean-spiritedness. (I notice that so far both Sanders and Clinton have avoided it, while many Republicans have embraced, but Republicans are the ones who need to attract votes at this point.)

    I don't think Maddow is a "cool person." I think she wants to be seen as a cool person so she is engaging in the mean-girl type of snark in order to be part of the in-crowd and attract more viewers. Too bad.

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    1. "I don't know how to stop this cycle except by explicitly encouraging more niceness and teaching kids and any else who will listen not to be part of this phenomenon."

      IMHO this is exactly the opposite thing that needs to be done. I feel we need to acknowledge the darkness inside of us and perform rituals that internally acknowledge this darkness because when we don't, the darkness finds it's way out and manifests itself in the type of behaviour you've described here. I actually perform Satanic rituals. I know it sounds strange but I feel so much better when I do. (I also pray to God and perform rituals for and about God.) Or I write poems about the darkest things I can think of. When I do, I find myself projecting hate and darkness less upon others. I highly, highly encourage it But I agree that Maddow, Drudge etc. etc. are projecting internal darkness (pain-induced aggression) and people love it because it plays to their own internal darkness but unfortunately it doesn't do anything. We must confront our darkness directly. I learned about all this crap from a Jungian analyst called Johnson. Hail Satan!!!

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    2. Be careful -- if your satanic activities are ever described on the internet in a way that can be traced back to you, you can lose your job, even if what you are doing is pretty innocent and being done to prevent evil not foster it.

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  4. "MADDOW: I am an insomniac. Sometimes I’m also watching the rerun of the show at 3 AM for no good reason. You are doing it for a very good reason. I’m doing it because my clock is wrong."

    Maybe her clock really is wrong -- she forgot to change it after daylight savings or something?

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  5. I wonder if Maddow is into vaping. Seems like it might help her in some ways.

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    1. Vaping help my wife come back to me until electric company pull plug and she have nothing but lifeless butt.

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  6. UFC star Ronda Rousey accepted Marine Lance Cpl. Jarrod Haschert invitation to the Marine Corps ball. Perhaps R.M. could be someone's date for a West Point or Naval Academy function. Military time maybe just the elixir to help R.M's internal clock.

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  7. "Coming next week or even tomorrow: Petrilli and Drum and Slate oh my! Also, what did the New York Times say? What can we learn from the NAEP?

    Then, it’s back to our pre-announced back-to-school topics:

    Are black kids suspended more often in the South than in other parts of the country? Also, what sort of progress has occurred in the New Orleans schools?

    In theory, those are important questions. In practice, it's clear that nobody cares!"

    Bob Somerby, just yesterday

    Bob obviously caved and was practical with today's post.

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  8. This analysis is certain to get the Maddowsketeers hopping mad.

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    1. Karen and Cubby are on their way over to the sprawling campus right now. Let's hope Bob's 1774 words don't almost get an analyst killed.

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  9. http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3410094/thumbs/n-HILLARY-CLINTON-large300.jpg

    Today there is a headline stating that the DOJ says Hillary was free to delete personal emails. Below it is a picture of Hillary with a mustache. About as unflattering as you can get. Huffington Post is no less subtle and no less relentless than NYTimes when it comes to attacking Clinton.

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    1. The New York Times waited 3 days before they released the story after midnight on Friday. What scumbags.

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    2. Please, @ 6:55, tell us where that picture to which you linked ever ran?

      Because the picture associated with the article which you referenced, but did not link, uses a quite flattering photo.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-emails-delete_55f349c5e4b063ecbfa47b17



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    3. It is still there on Huffington Post this morning. It is the thumbnail next to the headline about the DOJ saying it was OK for her to delete her emails, on the main page. When you click on the article itself, a different photo appears.

      How would I see these photos if they never ran?

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    4. Yeah, and I saw a photo of Bob and his analysts.

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    5. Will no one rid us of this troublesome troll?

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    6. You mean the person who keeps posting whining comments about HuffPo's imaginary selection of Hillary Clinton photos in Somerby posts that have nothing to do with Clinton?

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    7. No, the person who keeps pretending the pictures aren't there. Most likely the same person who keeps pretending that the sources Somerby criticizes don't actually say what he claims they do.

      As with any comments, feel free to skip them if you consider them off topic. However, an ongoing topic of Somerby's posts has been the unfair treatment of Clinton by the media, so I don't believe my comments are irrelevant here.

      Do you really not see the mustache that someone obviously photoshopped into her photo? When Obama's people claimed his photos were being darkened, there was an uproar. When someone adds a mustache to the least attractive photo of Hillary on earth, crickets.

      This is obviously coming from the same mindset as someone who could ask -- see that face? Who would vote for that? Hint: people on the left don't reason that way.

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    8. You have had three opportunities to link to something other than a free floating photo. You have yet to do so. I went to the front page, the politics page, and the 2016 page. Lots of photos of Hillary Clinton. None with the magic moustache.

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    9. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alexii-lardis/what-happened-when-i-stopped-complaining-for-two-weeks_b_8078248.html

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    1. @mm

      "A company attorney has said that the device was “blank” when it was given to investigators but had not specifically said it had been wiped."

      Why would Platte River have investigated as to the method of how HRC's private server no longer contained information before they turned it over to the FBI?

      As your link reminds readers, HRC didn't turn over the emails she received from Sid Blumenthal. How many more of the 30,000 emails she deleted/wiped/erased were work related and not in any way about yoga, weddings or work place gossip?

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    2. Hate to break it to you buddy,

      “Platte River has no knowledge of the server being wiped,” company spokesman Andy Boian told The Washington Post. “All the information we have is that the server wasn’t wiped.”

      Bad news for the haters.

      I hope you're up to speed on the other little news item confirming everything I've been trying to tell you dumb fucks for months.

      ***********
      A legal brief recently filed by the Department of Justice (DOJ) reportedly explains that former Secretary of State Hillary "Clinton was within her legal rights to use of her own email account, to take the messages with her when she left office and to be the one deciding which of those messages are government records that should be returned" -- contradicting conservative media speculation that she may have violated the law.


      The media has repeatedly scandalized Clinton's email use, speculating that that she may have "violated federal requirements" or committed a felony and arguing that her email use "was not permitted."


      But, according to the Department of Justice, "[t]here is no question that Secretary Clinton had authority to delete personal emails without agency supervision -- she appropriately could have done so even if she were working on a government server." From The Washington Times:

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    3. The FBI should have zero problems accessing HRC's 30,000 "personal emails" if she merely pressed delete to remove them.

      Can't wait for HRC's next focus group to tell her to be less spontaneous.

      "Exclusive: Dozens of Clinton emails were classified from the start, U.S. rules suggest"

      This would be in violation of POTUS Obama's 2009 Executive Order 13526- Classified National Security Information.

      http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/08/21/us-usa-election-clinton-emails-idUSKCN0QQ0BW20150821

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  11. You captured Maddow perfectly. She thinks she's Ellen or anything but serious...and those obnoxious overstated teasers have been making me ill for some time.

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      Even if application for new job in various offices is constantly declined even though you are qualified enough you can be made to take care of my family with the low income you earn.

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  12. Bob, I know that you are filled with hate and envy that Maddow has a TV and you don't. But you really need to see a doctor about your Maddow obsession. It is not healthy.

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    1. Better yet, why doesn't Maddow figure out how to do her job.

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    2. It is hard to figure out when all of the really good producers have decided they would rather write anonymous blog commentary.

      You should really think about coming out of retirement.

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    3. Maddow is the only one who is going to care about her long term reputation. Her producers and MSNBC are only going to care about ratings and serving their corporate masters. It is up to Maddow to decide who she is and who she wants to be -- a tool of the corporations or a serious liberal political scientists engaged in meaningful political commentary. She has apparently chosen buffoon.

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    4. She should reserve her appearances for C-Span, like Bob used to back in the day.

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    5. Troll -- listen carefully. Somerby and Maddow are not in the same profession.

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    6. OK, Maddow is a published author. But they both have blogs. They both think they have comedic talent.

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    7. True, Maddow and Somerby are not in the same profession. She's a successful TV host and he is a virtually unknown blogger with a chip on his shoulder.

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  13. My favorite newscaster clown for no reason, Thanks to Dr Troll for bringing back my Rachel and brought great joy to Liberalworld once again, My name is Bob. i live in Liberalworld. I`m happily married to a blog with many adopted analysts. A very big problem occurred in my family seven years ago,between me and my newscaster so terrible that I aksed her for an explanation and apology. She ignored me. My analysts passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her to explain, after much begging,but all to no avail and began acting like a clown. She never acted like she read me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from a mission of no national importance ,i met an old friend of mine who asked if i still lived with imaginary friends. So i explained every thing to him, but another passerby gave him spare change and he disappeared into a corner liquor store. So i had no other choice, than to follow write another rant. So the next morning,posted the rant to my blo. What an amazing event. Dozens more spoke up about her, more than care about black children test scoring! Then the next morning, my newscaster clown no more. Same on Sunday. Surprisingly, my newscaster who never me for the past seven years, may do my bidding come Monday. Or maybe not. We just don't know. Amazing!! So that suggest she might come back next week same day. With no clowning and much remoival of analyst tears. Then from that day,our relationship will seem stronger than how it were before, and Liberalworld will arise from ground stupid. So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the my web site again. that said, i will always be testifying about your good work and don't forget to not get anyone almost killed.

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  14. Great News From Maddowland:

    Six year old fan proves smarter than Polack kids

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-whip-nae-nae_55f1d25ae4b002d5c0788d2c?utm_hp_ref=elections-2016

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    1. Were Maddow to show a clip of Clinton's dance moves it might improve her ratings but it might also improve Clinton's poll numbers which would displease the corporate overlords.

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    2. @2:02

      Every time HRC dodges a question about her private server she shows off her dance moves.

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    3. Ha ha! You really should write a blog!

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  16. Guess what children. Bob spent exactly one post last week dealing with media discourse of last week's news.

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    1. Of course. He is much more interested in pursuing his personal grudges.

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    2. And this bothers your because....?

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  17. Hello everyone, i am here to share my testimony on how i conceived my baby. i have been married to my husband for 12years without no issue.i had problems with my in-laws even my husband started to have new affairs aside our marriage. it was a very terrible thing to bear. i became a laughing stock among my pear, i prayed and fasted and nothing happened. i was now seen as always unhappy.i was even ready to pack out of my marital home and stay on my own because my husband was not given me any attention that i needed from him. i decided to focus on my job and try to live happy on my own. on this faithful day, i decided to check the internet for updates on healthy living and i came across a story of a man called Dr Orissa who helped his wife to conceive a baby. i decided to give him a try because this has been my greatest problem in life. today i am a proud mother with a son. words will not be enough to explained what this man did for me.i am a happy mother,i know there is someone in same condition and you feel there is no way. i urge you to contact him. This is the solution to every single mother around the globe. distance is not a barrier, he will surely make your dreams come trough. contact him today via email: (orissatemple@yahoo.com) you want your lover back or any other miracle in your life, contact him today so the world can be a better place to live.

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  18. !!! How I Get My Ex Back !!!

    My Name is Silvia Quelal am from Florida, am a woman who love and cherish my husband more than any other thing you can imagine on earth continent. My husband was so lovely and caring after 2years of marriage he was seriously ill and the doctor confirm and said he has a kidney infection that he needed a kidney donor, that was how I start searching for a good Samaritan who can help,doctor has given me a periodic hour that he will live just 26hours left, that was how I ask the doctor if I can be of help to my husband that was how he carried out the text,the confirming was successful, I was now having this taught that since 2 years now we got married I have not be able to get pregnant can I be able to get pregnant again? That was the question I ask the doctor, he never answer his response was did you want to lost your husband? I immediately reply no I can't afford to loose him. After the operation my husband came back to live and was healthy I was also ok with the instruction given to me by the doctor, after 3months my husband came home with another lady telling me, that is our new wife that will give us kids and take care of us, that was how I was confused and started crying all day, that was how my husband ran away with his new wife Queen. Since then I was confuse don't no what to do that was how I went back to the doctor and tell him everything, he told me that, this is not just an ordinary it must be a spiritual problem that was how he gave me this email (okosisi.temple@gmail.com) that I should tell him all my problem that he can help that was how i contacted him and I do as instructed. After 4days and I have done what he ask me to do, my husband start searching for me and went back to the doctor, that was how we were settle he also told me not to worry that I will get pregnant, this month making it the 2 Month I contacted him am now 3Week pregnant. Thank to Dr.Ben is a great man, if you are any kind of problem you can contact him here on his email (okosisi.temple@gmail.com)


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  19. My husband cheated on me for Almost three years. he ignore me for several months and left me with nothing, but i am happy today that Chief Nwaluta brought my husband back, I am so happy, Now my husband is all mine again. I can now say I'm happy again. Great spell from Chief Nwaluta, Chief Nwaluta is genuine. I truly believe in him and his spells. he is a professional. , My name is Sandra Gault and I live in Bryan Texas, My husband and i got married for more than 11 years and have gotten two kids. thing were going well with us and we are always happy. until one day my husband started to behave in a way i could not understand, i was very confused by the way he treat me and the kids. later that month he did not come home again and he called me that he want a divorce, i asked him what have i done wrong to deserve this from him, all he was saying is that he want a divorce that he hate me and do not want to see me again in his life, i was mad and also frustrated do not know what to do,i was sick for more than 2 weeks because of the divorce. i love him so much he was everything to me without him my life is incomplete. i told my sister and she told me to contact a spell caster, i never believe in all this spell casting of a thing. i just want to try if something will come out of it. i contacted Chief Nwaluta for the return of my husband to me, they told me that my husband have been taken by another woman, that she cast a spell on him that is why he hate me and also want us to divorce. then they told me that they have to cast a spell on him that will make him return to me and the kids, they casted the spell and after 1 week my husband called me and he told me that i should forgive him, he started to apologize on phone and said that he still love me that he did not know what happen to him that he left me. it was the spell that he Chief Nwaluta casted on him that make him come back to me today,me and my family are now happy again today. thank you Chief Nwaluta for what you have done for me i would have been nothing today if not for your great spell. i want you my friends who are passing through all this kind of love problem of getting back their husband, wife , or ex boyfriend and girlfriend to contact Chief Nwaluta,if you need his help you can contact him through his private E-mail:{ Nwalutaspelltemple@gmail.com } or you can contact him through his Web site :http://nwalutaspelltemple.blogspot.com. Thanks you Chief Nwaluta.

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  20. Just few weeks ago I saw a comment about Dr. Ekpen Temple, someone talking about how he has help him in his relationship break up, I also contacted him because i was facing the same problem in my relationship, today i can boldly recommend Dr. Ekpen Temple to someone who is also facing break up in his or her relationship to contact him for help today because he has help me restore my relationship back to normal, here is he contact details (ekpentemple@gmail.com) or WHATSAPP him on +2347050270218

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  21. Hello friends! My Name is Wendy from Canada i have had a lot about Dr AKHERE on his good work, for bringing back lost relationship but i never believe because so many spell caster scam me because of my husband who left me and three kids over a year and two months. so a good friend of mine introduce me to Dr AKHERE just because my condition was so bad and the responsibility in my matrimonia home was more than me. my husband left me to another woman just because i don't have male child for him. so i email Dr AKHERE and told him everything, he told me not to worry that my husband will come back and i will have a male child for him. he only told me to believe on him that after casting the spell my husband will come back immediately and beg for forgiveness. he real did it for me and my husband come back to me in the nest two days. i was very happy and thanks dr AKHERE. so, i was in this situation (April 18 2014) i told Dr AKHERE that i will start shearing his testimony to every one in the word if he make me to have a male child to my husband. and he also did it as am shearing this testimony to every one out dear, that am with my new bouncy baby boy. now i believe that i am the happiest woman on earth because Dr AKHERE restore my life in my matrimonial home you can thank him for me or email him for urgent help in any bad situation i promise you he will also help you; his email address is Email him: AKHERETEMPLE@gmail.com or
    call/whatsapp:+2349057261346

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  22. Hi viewers online, I'm Alfonso Vázquez from Mexico. I'm here to share my testimony about how i was helped to get my wife back. I was a cheat and my wife caught me several times. I tried fixing myself and each time i ended up cheating over and over again. I guess i didn't realise what she meant to me until she had left me alone. I began to find a way to get her back but nothing seems to work out perfectly till i came across an article about Lord Zakuza who helped a lot of people globally to get their relationships back. I made contact with him on his WhatsApp number via +1 740-573-9483 and he assured me that my wife will come back to me within 48 hours with his powerful magics and i paid 410 Euros for the materials needed for the work. Surprisingly, my wife came back home after 2 days saying that she still loves me and i swore never to cheat on her anymore. All thanks to Lord Zakuza. Email him via ( lordzakuza7@gmail.com ) or WhatsApp number via +1 740-573-9483.

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