STARTING TOMORROW: Flint and fictition!

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2019

All the world's a novel:
"All the world's a stage," William Shakespeare famously said, "And all the men and women merely players."

At the 2003 Oscars, Michael Moore went the bard one better. "We live in fictitious times," the documentary filmmaker said.

Moore was accepting the "best documentary" prize for his 2002 film, Bowling for Columbine. It was generally believed that he was referring to the presidency of George W. Bush. This interpretation was based on his fuller remarks:
MOORE (3/23/03): I’ve invited my fellow documentary nominees on the stage with us. They are here because they are in solidarity with me because we like nonfiction. We like nonfiction, and we live in fictitious times. We live in the time where we have fictitious election results that elects a fictitious president.

We live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons. Whether it’s the fictition of duct tape or the fictitious [sic] of orange alerts, we are against this war, Mr. Bush!
Moore continued briefly from there.

We've been told that Shakespeare has recently amended his famous remarks. We've heard it said that he's recently been saying this:
All our journalism's a novel. And all the men and women who form it are merely typists of same.
If Shakespeare has been saying that, he's guilty of mild overstatement. But it isn't hard to see where he may be getting these new ideas.

As we've noted in recent weeks, press coverage of the "Stanford rape case" has been heavily novelized. Basic facts and basic logic have been rearranged and sanded down to produce a simplified version of events—to produce a simplified story which comes fairly close to the status of fable, or even fairy tale.

That said, our journalism has worked this way for a very long time now. Or do you really believe that Candidate Gore "had a problem with the truth" in 1999 and 2000—a problem which emerged in all the weird statements journalists put in the candidate's mouth?

Is Shakespeare's reported rethinking on target? Is it true that the people we think of as journalists are mainly involved in constructing novelized versions of our most important affairs?

Starting tomorrow, we'll apply this revolutionary theory to this front-page report from last Thursday's New York Times. The report took us back to the water crisis which occurred in Flint, Michigan starting in 2014.

We thought the Times showed very poor judgment with that front-page report—and a major disinterest in facts. Meanwhile, Michael Moore grew up in Flint! Is all the world a novel?

We live in fictitious times, Moore said. Does that hold true, even now, as the Times says we'll always have Flint?

15 comments:

  1. "Or do you really believe that Candidate Gore "had a problem with the truth" in 1999 and 2000"

    Dear Bob. Wasn't he, in 1999 and 2000, a politician?

    'Nuff said.

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  2. "All our journalism's a novel. And all the men and women who form it are merely typists of same.
    If Shakespeare has been saying that, he's guilty of mild overstatement."

    ...and bad writing.

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    1. You seem to not have a sense of humor.

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    2. Nothing funny about the way Somerby borrows from the literary canon every time he wants support for an argument. Next he'll be talking about Aristotle again. His mangling of Shakespeare without even trying for his writing style isn't the least bit funny. For example, why did he add "of same" or "who form it"? Awkward and stupid because he didn't take any time to get it right.

      If you laugh at his effort, you are a child, delighted to have recognized Shakespeare at all. You are easy.

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  3. 'Or do you really believe that Candidate Gore "had a problem with the truth" in 1999 and 2000—a'

    Whatever problems I may have with that, it would not make me a Trumptard in 2019 and lead me to gallantly defend DJT, Roy Moore and Ron Johnson, the way TDH has.

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