THURSDAY: Towel-snapping fun with The Five!

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2025

What they do with Tarlov: It's as we said in this morning's report. On our most-watched "cable news" TV show, this was the tease in question:

Up next! Who's got the better beach bod, Trump or Sleepy?

GG's "poop mug" was right there on the table before him. It functions as his security blanket. Scripted dimwit tease to the side, the guy seems to need some help.

As it turned out, the next segment—Segment 2—didn't actually turn on President Biden's beach bod. That said, along the way, Katie Pavlich said this about what the Democrats are foolishly doing at the present time:

PAVLITCH (10/15/25): Democrats are focused on the wrong guy. Trump is not running for re-election. He is done in 2028, and yet Democrats continue to go after him. 

Presidential hopefuls like Gavin Newsom just can't get over the fact that he just needs to come up with his own ideas, can't just copy Trump for everything he does—and they're just not authentic.

Trump isn't running for re-election? Steve Bannon just got through saying, once again, that Trump will run again in 2028, though that assumes that we'll still be having elections at that point in time.

Setting that matter to the side, President Trump is currently seizing control of the nation and the world. On The Five, Pavlich thinks the Dems are silly for paying attention to him!

The Five is a deeply stupidified version of what a news broadcast might have been like at one time. Basically, it's The Big Weekend Show plus a punching bag, as the silly boy later said:

WATTERS: This show's different, because we let Harold talk, you know?

FORD: Thank you.

WATTERS: It's not a pile-on. We don't just cut you off, like with Jessica. We listen.

PANEL: [GENERAL HILARITY]

Those are the corporation's children—the corporation's children at play. Also, that is no program for intelligent humans. That's an unmistakable message being beamed from within a dimwit culture.

As we've noted again and again, Jessica Tarlov's days in this braindead program's liberal chair give The Five its unique frisson. As soon as she starts to make a point, the group interruptions start, much as the silly boy Watters said.

Harold Ford is more accommodating in his days in the liberal chair. For that reason, he is allowed to speak.

That said, Gutfeld's interactions with Ford have started taking on an unpleasant racial air, turning on this imagined premise:

Why does Harold say "ax" instead of "ask?"

GiGi just keeps floating that rot. The little guy has an anger inside which won't seem to let him go.

For Hemingway, Paris was "a moveable feast." The Five is a braindead garbage can which gets opened each day at 5.

It's an assault on the dying American experiment.  We Blues just let this go.

14 comments:


  1. "As soon as she starts to make a point, the group interruptions start"

    They interrupt Jessica! How cruel. Horrible. I'm so upset, I need to go cry into a pillow now.

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    1. cry = fuck in the above comment.

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  2. Gutfeld means goodfield.

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  3. News media cleaning up its act!

    Claudia Milne, CBS News’ head of standards since 2021, announced Thursday that she was leaving the network, marking the first senior news executive to depart since The Free Press founder Bari Weiss was named the newsroom’s editor-in-chief.

    NBC News eliminated its teams dedicated to covering issues affecting Black, Asian American, Latino and LGBTQ+ groups as part of its layoffs of about 150 staffers on Wednesday, according to two sources familiar with the matter, a significant culling as the Peacock network separates from its sister news network, MSNBC.
    The cuts mean that the verticals NBC BLK, NBC Asian America, NBC Latino and NBC OUT will no longer have dedicated teams bolstering their coverage.

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    1. "If you aren't a white male, your opinion means nothing" says people who cry about being called bigots.

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    2. Holocaust deniers have their own television network, now.
      Thank you Mr. President.

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    3. Thanks to David in Cal, I now know why Hitler called Jews "vermin".

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    4. NBC Trump/ Jeffrey Epstein will remain on the air.

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    5. We only have David’s word he is Jewish.

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  5. Gigi is a woman’s name. It is sexist to demean a man by calling him a woman because it implies there is something substandard about being female. Somerby knows better so this is an insult to women and Gutfeld. Is that necessary to media criticism?

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    1. "It is sexist to demean a man by calling him a woman because it implies there is something substandard about being female."

      Not quite. Calling a man a woman is demeaning because there is something substandard, not about women, but about a man being one.

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  6. "President Trump is currently seizing control of the nation and the world."

    Give me a break! The over-dramatized reaction to Trump is ludicrous. For someone Bob's age, it's embarrassing.

    Bob knows what it actually means to seize control of the world, It happened in his lifetime. As we know, that effort might have succeeded. Fortunately, it was defeated, but at a cost of almost 100 million casualties.

    Bob also knows what it actually means to seize control of a country. We're seeing it in Venezuela today.

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    1. David in Cal cosplaying he's anti-Hitler, is like when he pretends he cares about black people.

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