Depressing new findings emerge: As happenstance would happen to have it, we clicked to The Daily Beast at almost exactly the moment when this childish headline appeared as top item on the Beast's ten-item "Cheat Sheet:"
UNCOVEREDExperts tell us that this Daily Beast headline constitutes a major anthropological find. Beneath the headline, The Beast provided a childish summary of this New York Times report, to which a link was provided.
Anne Frank Made Dirty Jokes in Newly-Revealed Diary Pages
As we've told you, "it's all anthropology now!" It no longer makes sense to expect that we the humans will be able to find our way to the "rational" conduct which was once said to define our species.
As we await Mr. Trump's War, the only remaining task is a search for a more accurate rendering of what our species was secretly like all along. Almost surely, future anthropologists will seize upon this Daily Beast effort as an example of the awful anthropological truth which explains the decades-long run-up to the aforementioned war of the aforementioned disordered American president.
Given our mental and moral limitations, it's clear that we never really had a chance to escape the future conflagration. According to leading anthropologists, today's Beast headline helps prove this important point.
In fairness, Michael Avenatti had nothing to do with this. Or at least, that's what several major experts are telling us at this time.
While we're at it: While we're at it, we strongly recommend Francine Prose's 2010 book, Anne Frank: The Book, The Life, The Afterlife.
In our view, it's the deepest, most instructive book we've read in years.
For background, just click here.
I find myself confused by this post. What is the problem with revealing that Anne Frank was a normal adolescent who engaged in the same behavior as teens not enduring confinement to escape the holocaust? Did Somerby think she was sexless? That is belied by the rest of her diary that is already published. Does he think these additional pages should be suppressed because he disapproves of their content? Or does he think the headline should have been about something non-sexual, to conform to his Catholic desire to think of women and girls as sexless beings, pure in their suffering? What is wrong with this man?
ReplyDeleteI don't know for sure, but my guess is that Somerby is pointing this out as yet another example of the press focusing on sex and trivia while there are more important issues go unexplained/reported.
DeleteTo most people on this earth, sex is not trivial. It is an important life force that keeps our species going. We have been taught by churches like Somerby's Catholics, that sex is dirty or wrong to talk about. No one complains about the amount of time and effort people devote to food, another of life's indispensable urges.
DeleteReading Prose's comments, it becomes clear that there is an effort to canonize Anne Frank, and as a saint she cannot have human urges. She has to be a pure, unsullied genius, not a girl interested in sex. So much for her humanity. She is being recruited to serve another function now. And Somerby is helping.
ReplyDelete"In fairness, Michael Avenatti had nothing to do with this."
ReplyDeleteWhat is this supposed to mean? Did Avenatti invent sex? Does he turn women into whores? Did he invent porn? Does Somerby think he portrayed Stormy in a more lurid way than her actual career dictates or did he emphasize the legal merits of her lawsuit? Why is Somerby making Avenatti's name a codeword for sex?
Somerby is warped when it comes to sex and it is getting worse with age.
Somerby finds it depressing that Anne Frank wrote dirty jokes. Maybe they were bad jokes? Doesn't he know that women aren't funny? Maybe her circumstances, her living quarters, cramped her style.
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ReplyDeleteMaking. Peace. With Israel. You’re quite the wag yourself, DinC. You’ve taken trolling to another level, and that’s saying a lot. Palestinians, gathering during the anniversary of their expulsion from their lands, unarmed, and shot dead for no other crime than being there. Caesar, trolling himself, brought out the best in you.
ReplyDeleteI deleted my previous comment because you brought out the worst in me. But to quote one of my favorite posters on this site, fuck you.
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Leroy -- Virtually none of those Palestinians had been expelled from where they lived. Yes, as a result of a war STARTED BY THE ARABS AGAINST ISRAEL, some land that used to be occupied by some different Palestinians almost a century ago is now occupied by Israel. That's reality. War changes maps.
ReplyDeleteThere's plenty of land in Europe that was once occupied by Jews but is now occupied by Gentiles. Does that mean that any Jew can attack European Gentiles and demand their land back? Of course not. Time passes and people move on.
Arabs control 99.9% of middle eastern land. Israel has 0.1%. Arabs have plenty of land. they don't need Israel's land. Hamas and the Palestinians simply want Israel gone. That's their stated policy.
It is a violation of current international law to keep territory acquired in war.
ReplyDeleteLeroy,
ReplyDeleteDon't you know that there's plenty of land in Europe that was once occupied by Jews? The Pale of Settlement for one. And outside Europe, too. Captain Dreyfus himself once occupied Île du Diable. By definition, there's no sense in arguing with an incorrigible fool. And there's always the chance that eventually people won't be able to tell the difference.
To take a different view of responding to David in Cal from deadrat, I think there is value to arguing with him and telling him to fuck off.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that "Mr. Trump's War" you're awaiting, Bob?
ReplyDeleteHow do you expect it to measure against Mrs. psycho-witch's demolition of the most prosperous country in Africa, complete with murdering of one of the greatest anti-colonial leaders in history?
Or against Mr. Barry the demigod's ruination of Syria, achieved by arming and supporting the most horrific maniacs in the region?
Please tell, Bob, inquiring minds want to know.
C'Mon bro...
Deletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chadian–Libyan_conflict
And what could you possibly find on that wikipedia page, that would contradict anything I said?
DeleteYeah, dembot, not to mention using the most devious method of destroying it: the lowest unemployment rate in a generation.
DeleteAnd the lowest participation in the workforce since the great depression. Why is that?
DeleteAny other thoughts on the hypothetical "Mr. Trump's War" vs. the real wars of the psycho-witch and Barry the demigod, dear dembots?
DeleteI don't know who you are talking about when you say psycho-witch or Barry the demigod. These are not names I recognize.
DeleteIn America, we refer to our former presidents with respect, calling them President Obama. We similarly treat even the candidates we disagree with by using their names, e.g., Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi or Diane Feinstein or whoever you happen to be referring to (witches can be male too). You may have seen adjectives applied to Trump, but here he is referred to as President Trump or Donald Trump or simply Trump, but not as that insane Caligula in the White House or whiny-bitch-diaper-baby married to Melania.
So have some fucking respect!
Okay, hikikomori...
DeleteMao,
ReplyDeleteScott Pruitt would like a word with you.
Were these more "dirty jokes" written by her pervert father post-WWII in ballpoint pen?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the bunker pool on that, Herr Flegenheimer?
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