FRIDAY, JUNE 12, 2020
Can't accept that he lives among humans: Kevin Drum, our favorite blogger, keeps refusing to come to terms with the future findings of top major key anthropologists.
Out in Orange County, his fellow citizens are refusing to wear masks. They're doing this even as reports of covid-19 cases in the county just keep going up.
"I live among idiots," Drum alleges, closing his mind to science.
According to major anthropologists, the actual state of affairs is substantially different.
According to Future Anthropologists Huddled in Caves, a disconsolate group of future scholars who report to us from the years which lie beyond the global conflagration they refer to only as Mister Trump's War, Drum has misunderstood his surroundings:
They report that Kevin Drum lives among humans. Aristotle's claims notwithstanding, that species was always wired this way, these credentialed top experts have said.
Many humans won't accept masks. Others refuse to accept the basic findings of science.
In our lives, we've loved them all! We believe Abraham Lincoln said that